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Jive Horeseman: Oh Tyler! I speak jive. Tyler: Oh, good. Jive Horeseman: He said that the economy is in great pain and they want to know if you can help. Tyler: All right. Would you tell them to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some austerity? Jive Horeseman: Jus' hang loose, blood. He gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' down side. Second Jive Dude: What it is, Big Hawse? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug his rap! Jive Horeseman: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help! First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up! Jive Horeseman: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
Very nice. For those who missed the pop culture connection I bring you the "Airplane" Talking Jive clip.
Damn, man. Thanks for making me feel ancient (I just assume everyone is old enoughto know precisely where this comes from).
Just look at the lapels on those jackets. It takes me back to the 60's and 70's, with it's long hair, bell bottom jeans and good (bad) acid trips.
Last time I watched that, the current crop of college freshmen hadn't popped out of the oven yet, but I still knew the reference instantly...so I guess I'm not senile yet.
2012 A FLAKE ODYSSEY
Well, this can only mean one thing: S&P to 1250.
That news alone should be enough to bring the market back towards par for the day. At least until the fed makes it's bs statement. Then we're back to even or better today.
On the contrary - a revision to 0.2% is already priced into the market.
Did I say 0.2%? I meant to say -16.1%.
JPM and GS coming hard after that QE2. Not sure what BAC is doing. Apparently they didn't get the memo that the worse the economy is doing, the more casino money they get for their worthless MBS.
Tyler, why do you say there is no fiscal stimulus -- isn't the proposed bailout of states that is being rushed thru today considered a stimulus? Or is it that it is not in the trillions that you do not consider it worthy of being recognized?
Some perspective: $25 billion state stimulus... in 15 minutes UST will auction off $34 billion in 3 Year notes.
Yep Tyler, and the FED will be right there to prop the bid!
It's not really stimulus. Its maintaining the status quo. Just like the $36 billion in additional UE benefits handed out in July.
At this point, the gov't is issuing an addition $30 billion in debt per month just to buy votes.
The original stimulus package that was passed in early 2009 is still being spent. It's just that it is mostly spent.
It's called securing Teacher's Unions votes
fer sure, what's worse, giving an unemployed person 400 a week, or a flunky teacher who produces nothing 1,00 a week, how absurd.
Unemployed, foreclosed on and underwater voters do not like incumbents...
1. A Congressional Whore only worries about it 3 months every 2 years...2. A Senatorial Douche only worries about it 3 months every 6 years...3. A Presidential Puppet only worries about it 3 months every 4 years...
If this were china, I'd say look at C&I electricity sales and adjust for weather to determine whether manufacturing is continuing an inventory rebuild this summer. The consumer is obviously deleveraging to flat spending. The $80 oil price should be a big negative on net imports. Increase in GDP can only come from business investment or govt spending. The spending numbers are known, so it really only comes down to b investment. C&I electricity sales adjusted for weather should give it away.
Rule of thumb: if it's BEA divide by 2.
It's the same propaganda technique they used in the Central American conflicts under Reagan. Someone would charge that an American installed leader was massacring peasants and we would say no he's not. Then three months later we would admit he was massacring peasants and then replace with another strong man likely to continue the killings and when asked say no he won't do that then three months later repeat the process. Only this time it's GDP at issue and we are the ones likely to be massacred.
Propaganda worked. Use false numbers to pump up market then make revision six-months later when no one is paying attention. Page one of " Dummies guide to using Propaganda to achieve ones goals".
Forget H2 recession. That's already a done deal. The question is: Will the double-dip be revised all the way back to June?
So then 'better n expected' and DOW +500 by close? Hmm I better consult the squiggly lines.
Notice the timing of all the GS, JPM etc beating down the economy - please Ben please give us another hit, just one man, come on Ben, we'll wash your car for you man, shine your shoes, one more hit
Will they draw the line at tossing Bens salad?
They have told Ben what to do. Now they are helping to provide the validation. Only thing, government agencies are aligned to the political need for votes and therefore the happy thoughts have come out indicating otherwise. The banksters want more free money because their balance sheets (as warped as they are) are starting to deteriorate such that bonus time is in jeopardy. So, QE2 we do.
At this point nothing that happens today will surprise me. I have to lean towards your Ben will do everything they ask position as that's all he has done since he's taken office.
This is the financial equivalent of 300 people on a dance floor all deciding at once to exit stage right after someone fires a gun in the crowd. You just can't get out of there fast enough.
What I always find amusing is that "suddenly" the numbers are being revised. Only those in a coma couldn't see the deterioration starting at least 4 or 5 months ago, and I would argue it never really stopped. But just like CNBC, Bloomberg, FOX business news etc all have a corporate agenda to spin the financial news, so do the Wall Street houses have an agenda to spin the forecasts to reflect what they tell their clients and what their clients want to hear.
Once you decide something MUST work, such as the economic recovery, confirmation bias forces you to find info that confirms your bias and reject info that contradicts it. Wall Street is only too happy to oblige, both in creating the myth and in perpetuating it.
The market is a self-fulfilling prophesy perpetuated by false prophets.
No one is ante-ing up this hand, casino needs to sweep the table and deal new cards, flash crash, anyone?
Well, QE 2 looks like a possibility. This will lay to rest all those theroys that it can't be done. Not only can't it be done, It will be done. So stop your crying and assume the Doggie position. I think I will watch Deliverance tonight. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEL. I got my Ky all ready.
Well contrary to that, Im 99% certain FOMC does nothing.
I hope you are right.
second that. No QE in 2 hours, there will be the usual Fed BS statements on exceptionally low interest rates for credit (which no one wants to borrow), roll over of some bond principal into more treasuries and finally removal of the 25 bps interest rates for banks that keep capital with them (what a dud, it will do nothing, they have shown that they will purchase treasuries with them). You cannot force the banks to lend when no one is willing to borrow. The key problem the Fed does not understand is that this is a solvency crisis not a credit crisis.
if they do or do not we are still left with a cheap vix...
They have every intention of doing the complete opposite of what is expected. The markets will head down and not up into elections since they do not want the Democrats in power likely because they do not trust the President and are all too aware he will revert with most of his party too desperate populist moves directed at Wall Street and big business. It also keeps the balance of power of kilt while masking those who is actually in power.
They also are looking for a war. They are laying the groundwork with the Time Magazine cover depicting the disfigured Afgan girl and keep in mind the amount of attention paid to the aid workers, who are a rainbow coalition of international workers, including a German and a Briton, and how the spin directly labeled this "The Afghan Massacre" committed by Taliban members angered over their belief that "The aid workers were masquerading and were actually Christian missionaries".
This is all being arranged including the Japan tanker incident. For years Afghanistan and the Taliban were on the back burner and suddenly they are capable of various organized land and sea assualts that the media cannot help but splash on every outlet. They are attempting to ferment sentiment and only they will escalate the incidents and spin until the American public bites.
Never has the United States needed a war as direly as they do today in order to distract from corporate anger, spur spending and centralize the political parties.
Pretty astute theorizing John, I believe youre correct these people arent pushing for continuing the status quo and conforming to what the moron-orc's believe they'll do, instead its Ordo ab Chao.
And please remember this. For the first time Americans are questioning the motive behind staunch defense of Israel. Americans want the Iraq war ended and they now want the Afghanistan war ended. Israel has no intentions of allowing the United States to leave the region. They need the United States military there and in droves knowing full well if they leave because of political and public pressure back home, since we cannot afford the 2 billion it costs us per day to fight the war, that it would take a mountain to return American forces to the region at this kind of level. We are already beginning to withdraw from Iraq..If we cannot be kept in Afghanistan then what for Israel?
Israel will attack Iran because if they do so prior to us claiming we do not support a preemptive attack and are returning home then we are stuck.
Absolutely, John. I happened to catch a small sliver of that "Afghan Massacre" bullshit while flipping channels during dinner last night. Katie Couric was in hysterics and all I could do was shake my head. Seriously, who are they kidding?
What's so bullshit about it? It is pretty tragic that these aid workers, who were only helping the Afghan people, were gunned down in cold blood.
Sure, the media sensationalizes it, but they do that with everything (the better to attract viewers).
Caveats, of course, apply in this situation, such that we should remember that these aid workers knowingly went to a dangerous area unguarded with all the naivety that only the truly religious can muster. But it was still a pretty brutal act by a bunch of fanatical thugs who probably piss their pants and run every time they have to face people who actually shoot back.
The bullshit was aimed toward the sensationalistic title, J... and the way the story was screeched like an Entertainment Tonight segment.
And spare me the melodramatic description of what "aid" workers do.
Was it melodramatic to say that they help the Afghan people?
What is it that you think they do?
Well said as always, JMcC.
Very likely. To me it never made sense to show a individual case and then use it as a basis for action against a nation but that is how they built the case for invading before. The people are gullible and fall for that and this is our bane.
Somehow the MSM thinks that they are vastly superior to everyone else on the planet and that people in the third world do not know how to live. Hello...is it not assuming too much? Other nations have cultural histories going back several thousands of years and it is plain wrong to tell them how to live. It seems to me that we will make more friends if we just mind our business and not advise others...but hell what do I know I am just a stupid legal immigrant.
I would submit that the Afghans have proven that they do *not* know how to live, as theirs is one of the poorest countries in the world and recognized by all as a basket case.
The entire idea that we should "not interfere in the internal affairs of other nations" is all well and good until other nations start doing some real bad shit to their own people. Where exactly do you draw the line? Massacres? Genocide?
Every people/place has "thousands of years of history". That doesn't mean they're doing things right or doing things that are best for their people. If the US didn't have the power to intervene, then your non-interference rule is obviously the best course (which was our default position early in our history). However, to possess the power to prevent evil and to do nothing... well, that is unacceptable.
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