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It appears the answer is yes.
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Simple question. What does an I-Pad do that my lap-top cant?
My lap-top can do plenty of things an i-pad cant.
it serves as a pick up device, works best with dumb hipster chicks
And it really pisses off Hitler. This is hysterical:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_EcybyLJS8
It's not about what the I-Kotex-Pad can do, its how cool you'll look using it at the local Starbucks or Borders book store. It has cachet and imparts celebrity status. While everyone else is using "oh so last decade" technology, you'll be mopping up the bloody floor with your iPad, from Kotex.
But can I wipe my ass with it?
You cant even take a picture of your ass with it. Maybe thats a good thing.
What people are actually doing with their iPads. [nsfw audio]
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheSecondCityNetwork#p/u/0/bN-Urg7CUDQ
Yes!! You can wipe your ass with it!!! It will clog most toilets though, even if you fold it into a neat little square.
If you are in China, this will fit neatly into their fucked-up-third-world-country hole in the ground toilets they have.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGUppxoJUVg
I love that.
AAPL, the best market indictor ever! NOT!
The only iPad review that matters. Now we know it blends AAPL will skyrocket past $250!
Can it help me in getting the papers i need in order to adopt a koala orphan ?
Of course; someone right now is working on an app for that. ;)
This must be the creative destruction that capitalism is so good at.
I.P.A.D.
Insecure, Pathetic, Adopter,(of anything) Digital
Waiting for the iPad thread to post this...
Pee-wee gets an iPad
Now we know how to dispose of these when the upgrade comes out.
Just holding one gives you a sense of the awesomness that you can only hope for.
I can imagine apple fanboys must be extremely insulted at the idea of blending your ipad.
A thousand angels wept crystal tears as that iPad was shredded to pieces.
You could hear a primeval scream from the iEther when the shredding started.
Clearly this man has an app for that as well. :>)
I loved it when he put the cover on the blender and said "Now I'll push the iBlend button."
Wow, that's terrific bass!
I love the fact that Zerohedge constantly throws the iPad under the bus. The irony of the whole iPad melt up is at one time Apple was a company that could really do nothing right. My first thought on the iPad was that I didn't need one and secondly was that Apple may be running out of one hit wonders. Eventually the well will run dry....
Question: What do you get when you cross 2x Nintendo game system with an Apple digital device?
Answer: WiiWiiPad.
Comment: Not to be confused with absorbent products for housebreaking / training puppies.
Screw the ipad, i want one of those blenders!
no doubt...are those actually for sale?
I-SNOBBERY REPOST:
http://williambanzai7.blogspot.com/2010/04/i-snobbery.html
I want to point one thing out. iPAD, sounds gross huh? Reminds you of menstruation (ewe gross), and it was released on Easter, the day Jesus bled....Steve Jobs, you are one sick fuck, man!
The iPad is an exercise in pure social engineering, designed specifically for a liberal democracy. In its socio-political context it is the preferct consumer item: a piece of technology that costs a lot and is completely not needed.
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