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Anxiety Gripping Pai Gow Gamers
Another brutal selloff in the Shanghai last night left many retail stock speculators (aka Pai Gow players) stunned and in shock, frozen with fear.
Must be hilarious to see the look on the faces of those who chased those IPO's that were 6x and 7x oversubscibed:
Not much more to report today, other than more of the same Wildebeest chasing.
Aug.
18 (Bloomberg) -- U.S. and European stocks rallied after several banks
were upgraded and Home Depot and Target reported less than expected
losses. Traders celebrated by pitching dollars and U.S. Treasuries
over the side and embraced risk by scooping up penny stock bargains of
companies on the verge of bankruptcy.
Aug. 19 (Bloomberg) -- U.S. and Asian stocks gapped down sharply,
after a concerns of weakness in China caused investors to adopt a more defensive position. Traders immediately threw risk assets over the side and once again fleed to the safety of gilt-edged, AAA-rated Treasury bonds.
Meanwhile, traders remained glued to their screens. What were they looking at?
Crude oil prices? No.
Bank stock performance? No.
Currency movements? No.
American Axle going up another 17%? No.
Everyone was watching the delicious Amanda Drury, who keeps tantalizing the viewers with alternate views of her blouse, depending on market performance.
Note how she was rather conservative during the big selloff two days ago:
Yesterday, the market was rocketing up most of the day as Goldman was vaporizing some puts. Amanda let it loose a bit.....
Today, things were a little mixed, but biased towards the upside. Amanda joined the CNBC parade of anchorettes wearing sexy red blouses, similar to the one Erin "B-Cups" Burnett was wearing recently.
Wall St. was bracing to see if we would get a last hour meltup, which would undoubtedly pop the next button on that blouse and unleash an orgy:
If the market is up a little more tomorrow morning, what will Amanda wear tomorrow? Maybe if we are lucky, we'll see this.....
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"Reuters
The stock market shook off early losses Wednesday and turned higher, led by a surge in energy stocks amid signs that demand for oil may be rising."
thanks ROBO, I got it now:
every time she lightens up.. the energy of turned on monitors requires increasing supply of oil...or it might be a mouse clicking action.
Maybe I can give up 3X and the bots and get a daily taste right here on ZH.
RobotTrader to replace Dennis Kneale for evening market commentary.
Another smashing day for the G-boys. Time to kick back with $100 steak and $300 bottle-o-wine, then off to the titty bar to shove twenties into some 18 yr old's g-string while she sticks her tongue in my ear.
I love this country and its taxpayers. CHA CHING!
Trader Joe, is that you? Gotta be - but why Anonymous. More bragging....more bs.
How about you show your 2 year pnl and back up all the bs you've been pumping on this blog. Name some losers, show and ounce of humility, cause you aint fooling anyone.
Nope, not me bro....I never do Anon....unlike you, faggot
I'll put up my pnl right after you do and also after I get done banging your mom
BTW, she says hi. At least I think that's what she said......it was hard to understand her (wink wink)
And lastly, the only specific schlocks I have mentioned (or should I say shared) here are CIT, USU and HURN.....all have been HUGE friggin' gainers from my average entries. Unfortunately (for you) I can't sit here and post minute by minute updates and teach fuckhead Cramerican's like you with $768.00 in a TD Ameritrade account how to trade
Ipso Facto - you're a douche
Rant over
ok, since you allow "faggot" on the site, can I say:
NIGGER ? COON ?
KIKE ? (SHEENY, HEBE )
SPIC ? WETBACK
CHINK ?
JAP ?
I know it's ok to say bitch anywhere......women have lost their balls........oops
Seriously, do you really think all your readers are boorish het males ?
I actually made a cash contribution to the site, but that'll be the last you get from me......too many casual bigots.
You're likely too young to remember, but nigger was a casual white epithet well into the 70s, just like the bigots on this site now see use faggot......l
Yea Trader Joe!!
What exit are you at? Only a NJ goes directly to the "bangin' your ma" routine coupled with the "I'm way smarter than you douche bags" routine.
They've got my bread, so I guess this is the circus?
Mmmmm breastices.
Big fat breasticles.
Lovely plump pendacious breastesses.
i have lurked for a long time. This epic post inspired me to register. thank you mr robot.
Guess-Which-Hand Daytrading, now FDIC insured (currently only available through Citi)
http://seekingalpha.com/article/157082-citigroup-advertises-fdic-insured-forex-daytrading-accounts?source=yahoo
Surprisingly quickly followed by:
Citigroup's (C) asset guarantees to be audited by TARP inspectors- Audit to review taxpayer losses on USD 301bln pool.
I really admire her integrity as a journalist.
I really admire her breasts.
(Couldn't help it ;-))
If you believe in the China growth remember that BAC sold their stake in a Chines bank last quarter. Not much press on that one.
When a bank that large leaves the country it says more than "we need to raise some cash"
It says "we need to report earnings, not losses this Q2." And that one-time sale gain resulting in the "earnings beat" instead of "big losses" was reported by a grand total of about 5 journalists (ZH being one).
Wonder how many Hi-Fi traders have been gaming this one?
Which way, which way?
Here's a classic Goldman pump and shank job. PetsMart runs up prior to earnings on another infamous "cup and handle" breakout pattern, thousands of hedge funds jump on it thinking its going to be another TGT.
Then bam, stock craters down to $20 after hours on earnings, leaving hundreds of Investor's Business Daily traders left in the lurch.
Keep an eye on the Regional Bank index, possible J-Lo bottom on the intraday today:
Another example of a stock foolishly gamed by the Goldman Prop Desk.
Daytraders using the Investor Business Daily technique of "buying breakouts from sound bases" gun this oil service stock right off the 50-day:
Then some Chop House is hired to "downgrade ESV due to valuation" or something. Stock promptly fails and everyone who bought the breakout bails:
And of course, that's when Goldman picks up the stock, then they Heatmap it up back over the 50-day.
GOTCHA!!!
Picture of referenced IBD Mo-Mo trader after being fleeced on ESV:
Just love your commentary Robo. Keep up the good work.
yes,succinct,enlightening and funny in equal measure.
you are definitely a piece of work Robo....thank you!
'Home Depot and Target reported less than expected losses'
you can jsut imagine wallstreetpro2 taking the baseball bat out when you said that
Why does this writer think its funny people are losing money? Why's it funny? You like watching people suffer? go to hell.
Putz's like this enhance the joke.
ESV didn't breakout on the daily chart. That poor IBD investor needs to learn TA and position sizing. Perhaps he should watch the pretty girls on CNBC and paper trade for a while.
I have rarely posted on this site, but I just could not help laughing over this post. Great commentary! The pictures of the "herding" of the wildebeest, even though they look like horses here, is just absolutely priceless! Wonderfully put. Treasury auction coming up? No problem, just a nice 1.5% down day on the SP500, and everybody is off to "safety", and the next day, back to the "risk" trade. This is so funny and true. Nice job, I plan to read RobotTrader's market summary each day from now on.
BRAVO! BRAVO!
Are we going to correct to the 200-day on SPY at 960? Or do we take off from here?
I'm watching these.
Either a J-Lo-Bottom, or we get another leg down tomorrow?
This better turn up, or we are in trouble.
one $ bill?. . . . or thousand $ bill?
what a monster Bill is. If that thing don't turn to the north we are in a world of hurt.
Any way to ensure that Bill gets passed to Canada? Where's Timmy when you need him.
whoa man amanda... she could make me feel better any time the dow drops 186 pts...yuuuummy
Amanda is a FemBot inserted on TV on GS recommedation. She is supposed to make you feel good when you lose your money. We live in a fantasy land, delusional and she is the consolation price albeit I seriously think I have a shot with her.
Liquid Brick
there are
badgers
in the
parsnip patch ...
take care ..
[Everyone was watching the delicious Amanda Drury,...]
And the commercials in between as well? Hmm, maybe those financial TV/CNBC people aren't so dumb after all...
Don't let Robo see Vonnie's Flash on Bloomberg simulcast.
watch out for the monthly upside CIT sting. The eye of the storm is being traded on an inflection supposition. The paradigm reality is passed and the dollar is being made ready. september brings forth your worst financial opposite outcomes to your desired return. The badgers are in the patch for sure. Hold on little trader boys, your gonna need that mammas jugs to comfort you at night and day. Sell to late and you will already be Sold.
Would it be possible to build a chair that moves up and down in such a way as to cause upper torso flesh mass to jiggle sensuously when the market starts ramping up into a hyperbolic curve? And to help illustrate the other side of the market a nice addition would be to add stripper poles next to the anchorettes desks thereby permitting the curvaceous babettes to hang upside down causing their ample jiggle wiggle mellons to almost fall out of their shirts when the markets ramp back down. This way traders would have a more honest barometer on the markets movements. Boobies jigglie - market up, boobies almost falling out of shirt when anchorette upside down on stripper pole - market down. Less talk, more jiggle and wiggle!
I think she's an ugly cow. jeez. Haven't any of you geeks seen real attaractive women in your life?
You always teach me something RobotTrader.
The rest is just very funny and entertaining, made me laugh & smile. You all are great.