Apple Asked Blackstone Finance Chief To Be Its CFO

Tyler Durden's picture

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Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Some more trouble in Borg paradise?

Now now Tyler, no throwing stones at the little Borgites. They're only doing what they were created to do.....assimilate. Don't blame them, blame their creator....God per the Borgites own lips iPhones.

Like Jessica Rabbit says......

bob_dabolina's picture

I can think of another firm that:

-Started making stupid mistakes

-Had a stock mania

-Shifted high level executives for no reason

-Were considered the smartest and most innovative

Who am I thinking about? Rhymes with John.

Hephasteus's picture

Well those apple fans better shut up. Or they'll find charges for every crappy song ever written on their app store account. Plus they know where you live.

gwar5's picture

Oppenhiemer has health problems. Another insider, sold his stock.

Has got a bad back from carrying all that money.

bob_dabolina's picture

I'm not sure when this stock crashes (and it will crash) but I will not be one of the assholes holding the bag.

brandy night rocks's picture

So someone is not telling the whole story. And that is something Apple fans certainly do not like.


Speculators and momo monkeys may not like it, but will the true Apple fans really care? 


If history is any guide, they'll just gladly keep on shelling out big dough for whatever 7-year-old technology Jobs bolts a nice GUI and slick marketing campaign onto.  All while yammering about how happy using their iTshotchke makes them and complaining about how irrational PC users are.