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Is Apple's Afterhours Weakness Based On The Assessment Of A Less Than Credible "Doctor?"

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As is by now well-known, Apple stock is underperforming after hours following reports of an allegedly sickly-looking Steve Jobs leaving the Stanford cancer center. The National Enquirer has released photos supposedly of an emaciated Jobs, yet one who is not readily identifiable as the Apple CEO. The National Enquirer, who initially reported the news today (to be published tomorrow), talked to critical-care physician Dr. Samuel Jacobson,
who said, “Judging from the photos, he is close to terminal. I would
say he has six weeks.” That said, given the reliability of The National
Enquirer, waiting for further news before jumping to conclusions is
advised. Furthermore, as TNW reports, "We’ve done a little digging into Dr. Samuel Jacobson. Jacobson appears
to be a Florida based pulmonologist (breathing doctor) – not Oncologist.
Which would naturally make you wonder just how qualified he is to
diagnose someone via a photo, especially outside of his speciality.
" Obviously, a prudent question. While there is still no definitive confirmation either way, and Apple has not issued any statement, the stock has moved on the news, and we believe that this information should be shared as it is in the public doman and market moving.

The National Enquirer photo (via TNW).

And more from TNW:

It has been confirmed today that Steve Jobs is receiving treatment for cancer in the Stanford Cancer Center in Palo Alto, California. RadarOnine
reported today that it’s the same Clinic where Hollywood Actor the Late
Patrick Swayze was undergoing chemotherapy for pancreatic cancer in
April 2009.

There has been no formal confirmation of what type of cancer Jobs is
being treated for or if he is being treated at all for cancer from the
Apple spokes team. Jobs was not forthcoming about the reason he took a
medical leave of absence.

Photographs of the 55-year-old Apple CEO were taken on Febuary the
8th outside the clinic and are reported to be published by the The
National Enquirer tomorrow morning.

In one photo, Jobs was getting out of his car a day after a full day
of work at the company’s Cupertino campus. The photos show Mr Jobs
looking painfully frail and weak, with his jeans and dark top hanging
loosely on his 6ft 2in, thin body.

Jobs has previously withheld information on his health, such as when
he was treated for a form of pancreatic cancer in 2004 and underwent a
liver transplant in 2009, something that worries Apple investors who
feel the company’s future rests in his visionary leadership.

The Daily Mail spoke to Dr Jerome Spunberg,
a certified Oncologist with 40 years experience, who said: “Mr Jobs is
most likely getting outpatient chemotherapy at Stanford because the
cancer has recurred.”

He continues: “He is terminal. What you are seeing is extreme muscle
wasting from calorie depravation, most likely caused by cancer. He has
no muscle left in his buttocks, which is the last place to go. He
definitely appears to be in the terminal stages of his life from these
photos. I would be surprised if he weighed more than 130lb.”




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Wed, 02/16/2011 - 22:40 | 968902 GS is short Gold
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that's not even Jobs, totally fake picture. I hate bullshit stories like this.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 22:44 | 968915 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Whoever it is looks like Alan Greenspan, poor guy.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 00:39 | 969209 Pool Shark
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As a doctor, I assure you he looks terminal.


(Did I forget to mention I'm a Juris Doctor?)

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 03:51 | 969439 Tapeworm
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Aw crap, that's just Shmuel Jacobson, the noted Russian stock manipulator at his craft again.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 05:16 | 969491 Michael
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Here is the real Doctor.

I uploaded a new Youtube video I made.

FOX News Deception CPAC Official Uncut Announcements 2010 Vs 2011

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 01:15 | 969291 Id fight Gandhi
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The best thing we can all do is figure how to profit from this right?

Sad as it is, money will make us feel better.

Long dated out of money puts?

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 03:20 | 969415 quintago
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Steve Jobs getting out of a 1996-2000 Honda Civic Coupe? Unlikely. What a load...

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 22:43 | 968918 djsmps
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Are you turning into Business Insider or CNBC? Exploiting pseudo news and then talking about the stock collapse. It's down three dollars. Jesus.

My sister has survived two bouts of cancer, one of which was a fatal brain tumor 13 years ago. Her breast cancer was 16 years ago.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 22:47 | 968928 Tyler Durden
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Reading the headline may be a useful first step toward factual comprehension.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 22:59 | 968959 Jump The Shark
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The National Enquirer has good stuff.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:14 | 968999 bob_dabolina
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I read in a similar publication that the reason for him being so skinny is because he is pregnant with alien twins and it is draining his mana.

This is normal just before giving birth. AAPL stock is fine.


Thu, 02/17/2011 - 07:55 | 969546 StychoKiller
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Other headlines in the issue:

"Two-headed baby kills own mother!"

"I sold my family as sausages - story of fiend butcher"

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:14 | 969000 theXman
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Pancreatic cancer is almost always terminal. My mother died of that in 2009. It's just a matter of time before chemo can no longer hold back the cancer cells. Next you won't be able to eat anything. But IV can keep you going for weeks. Then it is all over.

I'm very sadden by this news -- it brought back painful memories.


Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:37 | 969064 dark pools of soros
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you mean iV

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 03:45 | 969435 Millivanilli
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Fuck you faggot.  The man was telling us about his dead as door nail mother. Have some fucking respect.  

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 08:31 | 969565 hedgeless_horseman
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Marla Singer: Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 03:12 | 969414 Freddie
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Very sad. I am not an Apple shareholder, huge fan or anything else. I admire him more than Bill Gates.  I hope Jobs does get well. 

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 01:58 | 969335 Barb Dwire
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Tell me again about how she survived a fatal brain cancer?

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 12:08 | 970252 djsmps
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We were told by the doctors that there was a minimal chance of survival. It did pretty much destroy her memory.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 02:46 | 969382 Judge Smales
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Actually, as I type this post, CNBC hasn't bothered to post anything about Apple or Jobs today. They are going to pretend this story isn't out there, until they are forced to discuss it. That's the way market pumpers act. You know, loose lips and all that.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 03:01 | 969401 zoogle
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Let me know when there's an instrument that let's me go long her immunity system.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 09:36 | 969674 Pee Wee
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There is one, it's called a bank holding company.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 04:20 | 969463 simone
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djsmps, I have battled several fucking fatal brain tumors myself.  I bet that you are exactly 6 months older than your sister.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 12:10 | 970260 djsmps
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I'm not sure what you mean. I'm glad you survived.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 05:32 | 969496 Michael
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My Jewish nephew David age 21 died 2 years ago of brain cancer. I attribute it to Diet Coke, vaccines, fluoridated water, and Ritalin.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 08:05 | 969550 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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No joke, your lifespan is engineered.

Retire at 67, die at 68. The house wins.

This is further proof that iPhones give you cancer.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 22:46 | 968923 fragrantdingleberry
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Steve Jobs has been dead for three years. They've been using the same doubles Sadam used.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:24 | 969020 I Am The Unknow...
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Jobs is actually Osama bin Laden minus the beard. 

Truly Tasteless Jokes of the day:

"Steve Jobs is so thin he only has one side!"

"Jobs says he's been losing his ass shorting AAPL!"

"Jobs disappearing in California!"

Hey don't worry, this is obviously great news for AAPL and NASDAQ, both of which will somehow be up huge by tomorrow's close.  I'm guessing that they will surge on the news that this is all a hoax.  Some doctor will come out and say "the fundamentals of the economy are strong" ....oh wait, I have that confused with The Bernank.      

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 22:46 | 968929 wretch
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A market based on the health of one douchebag boomer-hero deserves to crash on false rumors.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 00:12 | 969130 Id fight Gandhi
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It's sad, but we knew it was coming. And no, it's not priced into the stock.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 01:04 | 969269 Oh regional Indian
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Why Sad I'd? He's had a hell of a life. he's also led a lot of people into hell.

The pied piper may be playing his last tune or not.

He should have retreated into the sidelines with some grace years ago.

I wish him well, but out of the public/tech sphere. He's done enough damage as it is.


Thu, 02/17/2011 - 01:19 | 969295 Id fight Gandhi
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Death is always sad. People just don't want to believe and say photos are fake or whatever.

He's too sick to work, hes not going for checkups.

But the wall St way is to find a way to profit from this. Just like Microsoft topped out it's market cap a decade ago, we are seeing it here with apple.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 01:24 | 969304 Oh regional Indian
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Hmmmmm...perhaps for him (judging by his looks) it will be a huge release?

Death is all good. Just the other side of life, which, if un-examined, is not worth living anyways (plato?).



Thu, 02/17/2011 - 03:20 | 969418 Id fight Gandhi
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Maybe this will be another weekend at bernies.

Too many people betting this stock up. A topple will drop the NASDAQ, the the rest because it's all correlated, the the world indexes...

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 22:47 | 968932 lolmaster
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More importantly, what did SAC know and when?

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 22:55 | 968950 Brokenarrow
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I find itinteresting that the appl longs would argue that they saw him running a 10K yesterday.

I have some first hand experience with these matters. Jobs is dead man walking.

I wish it wasnt true.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:25 | 969025 tsx500
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unfortunately u are right on... dead man walking... and it's priced in.... B T F D .

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 22:56 | 968953 BobPaulson
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I can't figure out why he hasn't detached his name from the brand. The poor guy can't even have cancer in peace. I guess he's probably in denial like I would be if I were terminal but I would have thought the company would have taken measures to isolate itself from the physical health of one guy.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:04 | 968974 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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I love TMZ! Woops, I mean tmz! My friend Harvey.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 00:06 | 969122 Trimmed Hedge
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TMZ is the best!

Probably the only show these days which I actually burst out laughing while watching.  : )


P.S. That's not Steve Jobs.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 00:07 | 968979 Jasper M
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A pulmanologist would be expected to see a lot of lung cancer, which frequently presets the same sort of profound wasting as some other cancers. That said, I do not find that photo ID-able to His Jobs.  

Besides, AAPL's True Believers know he'll just rise again on the third day . . . 


Edit: And What is the big deal about "weakness"? It's just given up what it made in the day trade. Yes, over 1% but it's been a high beta stock lately, so really, what's the BFD?

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:06 | 968981 Orly
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Godspeed to Steve Jobs.  One of the greatest of all time.

Vaya con Dios.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:37 | 969058 the grateful un...
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He created one of the greatest manias in the history of the world! Vaya Con Bubbles!!

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:45 | 969081 Orly
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Call him showman, marketeer, designer, aesthestist, whatever.

He changed the way the world looks at products by always pushing the envelope further.  Fantastic career, no two ways about it.

Steve Jobs has nothing at all to do with the Federal Reserve Pump and Dump schemes and to insinuate that he did is, frankly, silly.  Sorry you have a problem with other people's success.

Perhaps, too, you are revelling in a bit of twisted shaedenfreude yourself?  That's not healthy, either.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 01:22 | 969298 Id fight Gandhi
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Designed in California by apple.

Made in china.

Apple Is holding a ton of money overseas and won't bring it back unless they get a special tax break.

Money that could Employ Americans and pay their fair share of taxes.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 01:28 | 969308 Orly
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Not his fault.  What, you expect him to be some benevolent demi-god or a simple human doing the best for his shareholders?

I'd have done the same thing, while telling the president and Congress why I have my stuff built overseas.  The red tape alone stifles more businesses in America than is imaginable.  Top it off with some of the highest corporate tax rates in the world...

No thanks.  You'd have done the same thing, too.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 02:00 | 969339 Barb Dwire
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Watch the documentary "The Corporation" - CBC film that is a fantastic eye opener about corporations and their moral propensities.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 06:59 | 969523 Cash_is_Trash
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I'd fight Steve Jobs

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 01:59 | 969336 patience...
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"Apple Is holding a ton of money overseas and won't bring it back unless they get a special tax break"

Do you have a link?

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 03:26 | 969421 Freddie
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Guess you don't know any people who actually create jobs and run businesses.  Those people are doing as little as possible as long as the islamic is destroying america.  Nothing will improve until he is gone and even then it may be too late.   He is mugabe.

As far as Steve Jobs - I could care less about Apple.  The man does have a wife and children. I hope he recovers for his sake and his family.   

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:07 | 968986 sabra1
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guess we'll have to wait untill the bernank gets cancer to see the markets tank!

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:07 | 968990 Turd Ferguson
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Ask John Edwards if The National Enquirer is ever accurate.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:14 | 969001 RobotTrader
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Bottom line is to watch how the stock reacts to the news.

That is all that matters to investors.

Jobs could live 6 weeks or 6 years.  But if the big boys decide its time to "unload", then the stock will get crushed regardless of what the true story is about Mr. Jobs.

Hats off to Jobs.  He has created some great products.

And no doubt, the run in AAPL stock will go down as one of the greatest of all time.

As poor Rasputin over at Wall St. Bear lamented, he had the chance to buy $15,000 worth of AAPL stock in 1995.  If he had simply held, he would be worth $675,000 today.

That's a 45-bagger....

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:34 | 969052 the grateful un...
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I am sure he is laying there on the ventilator thinking exactly that. If only I had bought the stock in 95.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:53 | 969094 UninterestedObserver
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LOL the guy that used to cut my hair in chicago loved Apple in the early 90's and sunk everything he had into it back than and added evry chance he got - next time I'm in Chicago I need to to go ask him how much money he made. pure genius that guy.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:20 | 969013 Rogerwilco
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His health is material RE the share price, but I can do without the goulish grave dancing. They're giggling like little girls over at Ticker Forum, and head douche Denninger is among the worst.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 00:27 | 969169 ipud
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Say the secret word and win an extra hundred dollars!

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:22 | 969018 Printfaster
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A pulmonologist tells you when you are dead.  He is the guardian of the gate.

He's dead Jim.  In six months.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:26 | 969029 arm50
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what happens to his DIS stake when he dies?

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:32 | 969042 the grateful un...
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Steve Jobs: Tulip Grower, R.I.P

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:32 | 969044 vxpatel
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What kind of a doctor would make these comments? Must be a Wall Street educated doctor. SICK FUCK, I hope he gets hemmroihds.


Thu, 02/17/2011 - 03:30 | 969422 Freddie
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It is very cruel.  People will say anything to get on TV or in print and make a few dollars.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:39 | 969068 the grateful un...
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the enquirerer is more accurate than the MSM

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:54 | 969095 stoneman sacked
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No one should speak ill of cancer patients. It is just too cruel and inhuman

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 03:35 | 969424 Freddie
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Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:58 | 969103 almost_have_a_name
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Thats not Jobs at all, its the actor that played Benjamin Button.


Thu, 02/17/2011 - 00:00 | 969113 Orly
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It is obviously Steve Jobs and not that Tyler Durden look-alike dude.

You can tell by his distinctive baldness pattern that looks like bat's ears on the back of his head.

That's him all right.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 23:58 | 969107 pragmatic hobo
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I bet somebody is trying to knock down AAPL a few bucks before options expire.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 00:16 | 969149 dick cheneys ghost
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more bad press for apple. poisoned workers. sadly, it wont matter.where is kathy lee giffords when you need her?

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 00:31 | 969185 azengrcat
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So if you are reading this, Steve Jobs, you should consider buying some ARWR shares.  They will cure your cancer for you.  It would gain me back some of my losses from today.  K Thanks

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 00:51 | 969237 mmlevine
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ABC News is reporting that Obama will meet with top tech leaders tomorrow - including Steve Jobs.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs, who recently took a medical leave of absence from his company, and Google chief executive Eric Schmidt will be among the attendees of President Obama's event with business leaders in San Francisco Thursday evening, a source familiar with the event tells ABC News.

Earlier today, ABC News reported that one attendee would be 26-year-old founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, according to a source familiar with the meeting.
Jobs has been the subject of tabloid rumors and rampant speculation about his health since announcing last month that was taking a medical leave for undisclosed reasons.

Schmidt on Tuesday told a conference he was "very, very proud" of Google executive Wael Ghonim, who helped organize the Egypt protests that resulted in President Mubarak leaving office.

Schmidt himself will step down in April as Google co-founder Larry Page becomes CEO.

Jobs, Schmidt and Zuckerberg will be among many business leaders in technology and innovation the president will sit down and talk to, as he continues to sell his State of the Union message.

“The president and the business leaders will discuss our shared goal of promoting American innovation, and discuss his commitment to new investments in research and development, education and clean energy,” a White House official said.

GE CEO Jeffrey Immelt, whom last month President Obama named as chairman of the new White House Council on Jobs and Competititveness, also will be there, a source said.

- Jake Tapper

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 00:54 | 969243 dryam
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I'm an internist & I think the 6 week estimation won't be too far off.  Guessing the prognosis  here isn't all that difficult considering his history, very cachetic appearance, and most probable recurrence of a very nasty cancer.  Btw, a majority of pulmonologists are critical care doctors and amongst the smartest and hardest working of all practicing physicians.  Trying to discredit this doctor is one of the few stupid things I've read in a ZH article. 

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 01:03 | 969264 Orly
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It's only because he is associated with the National Enquirer, I'm sure.

That tab gets it right most of the time (save Mike Walker...).

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 01:32 | 969305 topcallingtroll
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The enquirer has more credibility with me than msm. The msm covers for politicians. The enquirer goes after politicians.

As another doctor i dispute the six week diagnosis. He doesnt look that bad just yet, unless he decides not to drag it out. However camcer patients often dont struggle to live as long as possible anymore, so you may be right. He may choose the easy way out rather than delay death as long as possible.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 01:37 | 969323 Orly
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Judging from the photo, it appears that he may have experienced some right brain metastases, probably parieto-occipital.

I can't imagine he would seek aggressive treatment for that.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 01:03 | 969262 Mr Poopra
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I don't know Steve but i sincerely wish him well.  I've personally benefitted from his excellent products and made money with Apple stock.  Thanks Steve.  It's been real.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 01:12 | 969286 onarga74
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The stock dipped after hours when Benny the Stock Inflator wasn't at the controls. If it's weak in the a.m. the mm's will run the stops at the open and Benny will catch the knife and make it all good again like he does every day.  Google "flash crash chart for aapl" and you'll see how Benny buys stock with your money. 

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 01:23 | 969302 topcallingtroll
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The national enquirer has been quite credible in recent political and celebrity exposes that no one else was willing to investigate. We really shouldnt diss their credibility. They are even willing to investigate where others ignore fraud and scandal.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 02:02 | 969340 palmereldritch
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If Jobs’ time in this mortal coil is less than average his legacy as a pioneer of applied technology will be timeless.

Reminds me of that line from Bladerunner...
“The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.”

His light shall cast a long shadow indeed.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 02:08 | 969348 Threeggg
Thu, 02/17/2011 - 02:11 | 969349 LostWages
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I'm not a doctor (but I play one at the tittie bars) and I think he looks bad, whoever that is.


Thu, 02/17/2011 - 02:54 | 969389 raya123
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Well he's having dinner with the President tomorrow night, so I doubt he could be that sick.... I guess we'll see after the press snaps a few photos of him with Obama.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 02:57 | 969394 Paul Bogdanich
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The root cause is not the doctor.  The root of the problem is the reverence of Steve Jobs and the mistaken belief that nobody else can do his job as well as he can.  And the people said, "put a king over us."  That's the root of the problem.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 03:11 | 969413 SoCalBusted
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as we used to say at over

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 03:54 | 969429 TheGreatPonzi
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Where are the biotech companies which promised us the end of cancer, blindness, disability... back in the 1990s, and then in the 2000s? I remember having read things like "The end of cancer" in Time-like magazines when I was a child.

Or maybe the whole "biotech" thing is just an ugly bubble?

If doctors can't heal the most common illness among men nowadays, I guess them -- and scientists - are not so useful after all.

We're still waiting for an HIV vaccine, also.

Jobs gave his life to technology, and he is finally owned by a lack of medical technology. Sad paradox.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 04:41 | 969471 bingaling
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I watched a video of a man from california on youtube he is diagnosed with skin cancer on his nose . The doctor prescribes a chemotherapy cream which basically burns the skin off your face with some pretty ugly side effects . After the man looks up the medicine and sees the results he starts looking for another way and he does not treat with the chemo cream at all (very important - often alternative cancer therapies don't work after chemo from my researching for years on the web ) . The man finds article after article about cannaboids and buys hash oil in one of those legal pot shops in CA . He applies the hash oil daily and films what happens . As he goes through the treatment ,you see the oil "pulling up" all of the cancer to the surface of his face then it disappears .Also I have read of Vitamin D treatments working and many others which are unpatentable therefore unprofitable. The holy grail of Cancer is a cure that is profitable for pharmaceutical companies not necessarily a cure .



Thu, 02/17/2011 - 09:17 | 969636 NumberNone
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No interest in is in the medicine.  Chris Rock called it perfectly...laugh my ass off every time I see this because it's so fucking dead on. 

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 04:20 | 969461 DutchSucker
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1. Doesn't look like Steve Jobs at all.

2. Certified pharmaceutical dog errrr Oncologist says nothing.

3. Cancer can be cured since 1934 FULLY.

4. Not only mass fraud in banking cartels, but also "healthcare" cartels i.e. big pharma.


Wake up people!

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 04:38 | 969467 TheGreatPonzi
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"3. Cancer can be cured since 1934 FULLY."

I'm curious about your method. Very curious.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 04:23 | 969464 oh_bama
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BTFD guys

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 07:02 | 969524 Cash_is_Trash
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D for dead?

Buy the fuckin' death!

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 04:50 | 969477 no2foreclosures
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Cancer was cured in 1929 by Dr. Royal Raymond Rife with his Rife Microscope that could see the viruses in their living state and with the Rife Frequency Machine that zapped the viruses at their specific resonant frequencies.  Cancer is also curable by a tea called "Essiac Tea" discovered by a Canadian nurse, Rene Cassie in the 1930's:

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 09:00 | 969607 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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Cures for disease are bad for the business of unfunded liabilites.


Don't upset the birth/death models!!

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 11:32 | 970130 no2foreclosures
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I guess the $25 billion of "cancer research" since Nixon is a bit of a drop in the bucket when compared to the $25 trillion or so spent on bailing Wall Street, the real cancer in America and around the world?

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 09:28 | 969650 triplenegative
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After chemo and radiation 11 years ago for a locally-advanced, aggressive (triplenegative) cancer, can only say this: please don't speculate about anyone's outcome -- we need all the emotional support we can get. Would it that willpower and creativity combined could kill tumors. Nothing is more frightening and alienating than undergoing tests and treatment for cancer. Even if you survive, the black cloud casts its pall. Forever. And the stress on the family is enormous.

Thu, 02/17/2011 - 23:32 | 973016 SmittyinLA
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As long as Apple's only viable competition in the computer arena is Microsoft they have nothing to worry about.  Some time very soon windows will have to be discontinued because A: it wont fit on any disc anymore, B: there isn't enough network capacity for upgrades, or C: the liability of such an insecure system is just to great for anybody including pornographers. 

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