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Artist's Impression Of Ben Bernanke's Facebook Profile
Even as we collect ever more information on the computer desktops of the rich and infamous, we have managed to get our hands on this artist impression of the facebook page of the one and only Chairman. If there is one dot matrix, er, person you want as a friend in this world, Shalom is it. Why? Whereas everyone wanted to be an investment banker in the 90's, and a hedge funder in the '00s, the coolest thing now, by a quadrillion dollar margin, is to be a central banker. Courtesy of William Banzai.
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
haha that profile picture is priceless
agreed
"haha that profile picture is priceless"
I think it is Bernanke's Princeton Faculty Pompous Ass Professor of Economics, Phd photo...
Excellent! Love the nod to Gideon Gono. Though I can see some professional competition. I think Ben can beat him, he has the technology.
i liked the face on the dollar bill, eyes nice eyes,
"the bad doctor"
"we (and I do me we) are all going down".. LMAO
"Doctor Ben is reading: Harry Houdini's Autobiography". Priceless.
Mr. Bernanke has a suspicious resemblance to the "Architect" within the Matrix. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Architect_(The_Matrix)
LOL
this dude too, under your link, mentioning feud as well.
never saw matrix, sounds familiar, maybe grandma could handle it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vint_Cerf
@ Dr. No & @ kathy.chamberli...
about the architect & Vincent Surf .... you two JUST BLEW MY MIND! :)
WHY?
By definition, since my mind is blown, I can't explain it. But Bernake's too stupid to be the architect (a) and there's no Morpheus (b) --- sure as hell isn't Obama, nor a Neo out there (c).
Now the Vincent Cerf thing, that's obvious, he IS the architecct from the Matrix. Kinda freaky.
The drug Morphine is named after Morpheus for its ability to make one sleepy and dreamy.
can U help me, my dark knight. serious†
Agreed. Wow.
Read Hindenburg Omen explanation on Wikipedia made me LOL.
Just read up on the Hindenburg Omen?
Heck, he is the Hidenburg Omen.
Kudos to William Samarai and thanks for the post.
Blah, oh, blah oh, blah.
I thought- Black Tooth where are you? Oh right behind, Hero, the wonder dog.
Splat...cream pie!
Very good.
HAHAHAHAHA!! Very funny!
Dude keeps sending me like a trillion farmville requests a day...hate that dude!
Ben is a product of the machine that made him what he is, powerless to do anything other than what he has been programmed to do.
Spot on Ned!
ORI
I realize that is hopelessly childish for me to rip on BS Bern, but when he did that 60 minutes Pravda fluff piece I showed my wife (who could give a rip) the interview. I commented, "doesn't he look like he has peel-the-wallpaper-off bad breath? He looks like one of those cats that you can't stand to listen to, but he won't let up until you agree with him and all the while he is torturing you with halitosis that makes lethal injection seem wonderful." and I swear to ZH that one of those little gooey bad breath blobs started forming in the corners of his mouth.....ooooooey. Seriously. He must drink piles of coffee, ponder theories infinitely, and the only thing that results is confusion and breath that should be classified as a WMD......
what is the socially incorrect way to deal with halitosis. run from the person, i suppose.
Duct tape?
Make a carnival game of it, sell mints to throw in his mouth as he talks?
Now, that's going to create problems. He spits; doesn't swallow. So, anything headed towards his mouth will impulsively lead to a gag reflex. All the bankers he is servicing has this one issue with him, they keep on asking him to swallow - "swallow dammit, swallow, stop spitting it back; it messes up our Armani suits." Otherwise, they are very pleased at what he is doing with their Khram.
He spits; doesn't swallow
men never swallow, just sayin.
men never swallow, just sayin. The implications of saying that... ugh.
just threw it out there like a B O N E 4 U frank.
Baby, no matter how hard you try - you're never gonna get your picture next to the definition of crazy.
that picture paints a portrait beyond crazy. but thanks frank, i needed some stability tonight.
Madoff admiring his work! Hahahaha Birds of a feather flock together.
Robin Byrds of a feather. Nothing better than channel surfing at 1030pm in bed and flipping through that show when you see some dude's dong flopping in your face. Then you know it's time to go to bed.
subliminal alarm clock.
subliminal alarm clock.
subliminal alarm cock
I like the demonic, somewhat Dr. Manhattan-esque picture in his albums area.
Also love the inclusion of Gideon Gono. So appropriate.
Weekend in the Hamptons? Weekend at Bernie's!
i thought that was who your picture resembled. ya got it all covered, sir.
good shit
W.B.
You are not wicked enough to do this job the (in)justice it deserves. Nice work though.
My Mom, who is 85 years old and surfs the Internet, reads my blog regularly. So there is a line I will not cross on my Blog which is rated M for Mom.
Fair enough. Also explains a few things. I'd love to see your work if/when you ever get off your chain!
Another classic William...
Ms and W.B.:
and I like W.B.'s response from several directions:
a) he knows the field, (sufficiently over the line),
b) he knows the line ("thanks Mom"), and
c) he has standards, that limit where the line should be (but, 'looke-over there')
I used to run jobs with GE, during Jack's reign. There were times when all hands were required to attend "business ethics" training.
After several years, I became convinced that the purpose of the training was to:
i. make sure everyone knew where the line is, then,
ii. make sure that everyone knew what the gray zone is, then
iii. make sure that everyone was covered when they spotted up on the other side of the gray zone.
We continue to "work" with GE. Above observations have had no significant challenges.
Will advise, (but I expect no time soon).
- Ned
WB, I junked you ages ago when you first arrived here... Sorry. Good Stuff.
Thanks all. I have said it before, ZH and it's posters are top notch.
Congratulations, WB. What a party you’ve thrown; what a hilarious night out with the ZH gang! And, good ol’ Ben; he never could take away the punch bowl. I wouldn't have missed it for the world!
Speaking of your mother... “Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. ~Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts," Saturday Night Live
Thanks!
Looks like Doctor Ben's Rob Reiner impression...
You forgot:
Licensed Helicopter Pilot
You forgot he has 2 jobs. His night job is board member of the IMF where he is licensed to impoverish through implimenting dicators building and buying them anything they want and then killing them off and installing a "real" government who can't be forgiven the dictators debts. Kill south africans through mercury exposure which they use to gather up the gold particles into amalgams.
He does more bad shit by 6 am than you can do in 20 depraved sick lifetimes.
This is just precious (I said sarcastically) ...but,
thankx for the giggles.
Glad to see you around.
Hi McCreant--thank you for the hello!
It is always a joy and a comfort to see your comments and the comments from some of the others who are the "long timers" on ZH--it is a great blessing to have a place to vent and share with like-minded folk when ZH opened shop in the beginning of 2008--these last two years seem like a lifetime don't they?!
I never knew it would get this intense, had no clue. Thought it would fall apart sooner than this. Stick around kid-o! I was not posting for a while, just checking in. Life does that.