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Artist's Rendering Of Barack Obama's Desktop
Continuing on the ever popular series of Artist Renderings of infamous desktops, which now includes Ben Bernanke, Tim Geithner, and Lloyd Blankfein, we present the most recent addition: that of dear leader himself.
h/t John Lohman
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Theres gay porn missing
hahahaha well done sir!
But Michelle Obama's schlong takes care of that! Bigger than the president's too!
Means the president's a catcher ;)
LOL on that...
Now that is laugh out loud funny! Way to get on it themosmitos.
@themosmitsos
That's third grade level. At some point in the evolutionary chain, a man's sense of humor moves from the lower brain stem to the frontal cortex.
Third grade level is also the affirmative action president's level my friend. Just like the last one's.
BushBamapocalypse
Chatroulette and 4Chan are both there, so I think he is covered :)
Cmon now... like any of this "economics" stuff is on the barn burner. Whatever Timmy tells me is right (as long as Larry approves) must be done.
Other than that I am skyping with Michelle in Barcelona.
Ha! Nice! I like the tab "How to fu*k up a country"
He's missing the chart showing number of days until Jan. 20, 2013.
Desktop color should be Harvard crimson, not Yale blue.
"Deal finder" message for Newports?
"Worse than W???"
Worser than worst. There's aways space for new low in politics.
+1000
No matter how low your expectations are, prepare to be disappointed. Oh wait, we already are being disappointed. I voted for someone else and yet I still hoped that Obama would at least close Gitmo and tell the executive branch it was bound by the US Constitution. No such luck. As a tyrant who disregards the law and Constitution, he's at least as bad as W., probably worse.
well said. Things are so screwed up now, we are just going to get progressively dissappointed until it blows
Makes W look like Abraham Lincoln.. legendary this Obama guy is and will be - for all the wrong reasons...
You can say what you want about Obama, but it was still Dubya that fucked up the economy, country, or whatever other metric you want to use.
Is Obama good? No.
Did Bush do ANYthing right? No.
I don't see the difference, except that Obama can actually read a teleprompter and Bush looked like a third grade retard doing so.
Errr... ummm... you know... errr henh henh henh... I'm the decider, and we ummm... can't get fooled again...
Someone's making fun of Obama! Swarm! Swarm!
I love the top item "Cash Flow Options" where the "Cut Federal Spending" option is grayed out and thus not even considered or click-able.
"That's how we roll."
Notice how the BP spill is no where to be seen on his computer. If you pretend it doesn't exist then it doesn't exist (in the mind of a crazd narcissist).
Heh. Cass Sunstein doesn't exist either. Remove problem. Remove the remover.
Forgot - "Meeting with Immelt to pump CNBS staff".
Obama's a mac.
That's one big difference there.
I still waiting for Artist Renderings of G. Walker Bush desktop...
It only said one thing, "defer to Dick"
Its a 1988 green-screen programmed to only play Space Invaders.
Thats because its wooden, with a desktop calculator, stack of post-it notes and legal pad.
Novelty items hidden from view.
http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00zeitGYUHWfkE/Halloween-and-Carnival...
Cool! Junked myself as well.
Who the hell junked me?
Blank screens are boring though.
Paulson's or Cheney's ... now we're talkin'.
Dick's should include open chats with Scalia, Bin Laden, and two pharmacists
Well - let's all stop living in the past like Heir Savior.. who cares. He's in office, W isn't..
We should vote for the next dubya, since they'll do better.
I think that Palin also, dontchaknow is the gee golly future!
I kinda liked Busch because he primarily had the good sense to stay the fuck off my TV!
He was no more or less miserable than any of the past 5 Presidents
Jeb Bush 2012. When you see it. You'll shit bricks.
missing the local grocery coupons of watermelon and roasted ants. You know our Kenyan president loves his ethnic food!
Another comment straight from the lower brain stem.
To be honest, your stupidity has been on my radar for quite some time. Some of your posts have been knee-buckling stupid.
You should be very cautious - all the excessive hot-air expelled from your mouth will (at some point) warp the space-time continuum in front of your face, and that big red bozo-sized nose of yours will implode.
And on Obama's desktop it is missing the "War Options". It could have a "Occupied countries" window, with checkboxes:
- Iraq
- Afghanistan
- Iran
Iraq and Afganhistan checked, Iran not yet.
He doesn't care about the wars, he put them on auto-pilot (gives Biden something to do to feel important). He had more important things to do like health insurance mandates and suing states.
Ya darn right.Poor Old Unc'......He's been taking a beating.He's been badly bruised.He's been messed up by the OBAMAINATOR.
http://images.intomobile.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/uncle_sam.jpg
forgot the list of picks for the upcoming fantasy football league and a reminder to give Reggie Love some dough for smokes.
- and dough for a lid of herb.
Missing online therapy for father abandonment issues and messiah complex.
how about that. mention obama and a school of koolaid drinkers shows up referring to GW.
how else can you explain liberalism except mental disease.
And what is conservatism?
Spout the same shit you heard on the drugster today?
By the way, congratulations on Rush Limbaugh's 4th marriage to a gal that wants to Elin Woods his ass.
Way to show family values.
It reminds me of when Newt left his dying wife with cancer for another woman.
GOP = family values, unless it's their own families...
did he say he was a conservative?
So what if Newt left his wife, she was probably a bitch
Classical liberalism/ Frederic Bastiat. If that is your definition of mental disease, then I'm hoping we all get crazy.
If you do some study, you will find the co-opting of ideas and redefining them is the pride of propaganda.
The US has never produced a single president that was concerned with the ideals first raised in the Declaration of Independence. Every one is a tosser.
Get off the koolaid teams and see the imprint of the elite on both parties and their "legendary" candidates.
Missing the teleprompter user instructions.
These are great!
Missing:
1. A transparency meter, pegged to opaque.
2. Video chat session with lord blankfien chewing out barry.
3. The "that's racist" animated gif.
4. Link to a page on skiving.
5. A graph on troop deployments going to Afghanistan.
6. More bailouts button.
Calculated_Risk
1. A transparency meter, pegged to opaque.
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/columns/Obama-closes-curtain-o...
President Obama has abolished the position in his White House dedicated to transparency and shunted those duties into the portfolio of a partisan ex-lobbyist who is openly antagonistic to the notion of disclosure by government and politicians.
Obama transferred "ethics czar" Norm Eisen to the Czech Republic to serve as U.S. ambassador. Some of Eisen's duties will be handed to Domestic Policy Council member Steven Croley, but most of them, it appears, will shift over to the already-full docket of White House Counsel Bob Bauer.
He also doesn't have any Beer Summits on the calendar.
This is by far the worst of the series. Most of the time, the screen is black. The rest of the time is the calendar showing what course, with whom and the tee time.
Somewhere buried behind must be a box with a listing of even more vacation destination choices through his travel agent...
Need a document organizer caterogized by all his different names and aliases. "Original Birth Certificate" could be open under one of the names.
I guess you've never googled his birth certificate? Or saw it on you tube? Or television? Or the newspaper?
Where is the Old Gay white Guys Giving Black Guys head background? Or video link.
That alone makes it unrealistic.
6:45 am...call Hoenig and tell him to STFU
http://bit.ly/9dAYpS
"I'm feeling lucky: bailout" button is missing
Best. Evar.
Ten year credit default swap, Hindenburg Omen- he wouldn't have a clue what anything like that is. I didn't think we could get anybody dumber than Bush- I was wrong.
Exceptional.
Only one thing I did not see, an option for the Internet Kill Switch.
What about a digital version of the KORAN?
chatroulette, lol
They forgot the Intertewbs Kill Switch
The daily calendar is really optimistic, word is nothing happens and he doesn't get to the WH until ~9:30. Besides taking 1 week vacations every 2 weeks (not that it matters, the handlers do a fine job), not an early starter.
OBAMOVATION
http://williambanzai7.blogspot.com/2010/08/obamovation.html
shouldn't there be a scrolling teleprompter scripting his phone conversations?
and an elevate ACORN to a Federal Department sticky?
Where is the chat window, or remote desktop session with george soros?
google forgot "obama is a jew".
http://www.henrymakow.com/is_obama_literally_americas_fi.html
Why is he running Visual Studio?
Is he trying to compile change we can believe in?
+ 1
As creator of this desketop, I have to say this is the best comment to date. + 1,000
100% verrrrrrrrrrrrry funny!
I want to see Jamie Dimon's desktop...
Live video feed monitoring Obummer...
Every time Jamie hits the space bar...
<Space> It pulls an Obummer puppet string and Obummer's chicken wing arm goes flying...
Every time Jamie hits the Control key...
<Ctrl> Obummer take a 45 watt taser shock...
Jamie always hears Rahm-tard laughing in the background...
"Teh"
Can we start a vote for the next desktop we want to see? I'm thinking Sarah Palin's - so much to explore there ;)
Farmville cheats! LOL
Love it!!!!! as they say, there is always truth in jest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Artist's rendering of SPX's computer desktop:
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