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Artist's Rendering Of Barack Obama's Desktop

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Continuing on the ever popular series of Artist Renderings of infamous desktops, which now includes Ben Bernanke, Tim Geithner, and Lloyd Blankfein, we present the most recent addition: that of dear leader himself.

h/t John Lohman

 

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Fri, 08/13/2010 - 11:52 | 519994 ZeroPower
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Theres gay porn missing   

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 11:54 | 519999 themosmitsos
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hahahaha well done sir!

But Michelle Obama's schlong takes care of that! Bigger than the president's too!

Means the president's a catcher ;)

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:06 | 520032 DoChenRollingBearing
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LOL on that...

Sat, 08/14/2010 - 01:17 | 521340 EurekaTKE
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Now that is laugh out loud funny! Way to get on it themosmitos.

Sat, 08/14/2010 - 09:47 | 521511 Red Neck Repugnicant
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@themosmitsos

That's third grade level.  At some point in the evolutionary chain, a man's sense of humor moves from the lower brain stem to the frontal cortex.  

Mon, 08/23/2010 - 14:09 | 538018 themosmitsos
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Third grade level is also the affirmative action president's level my friend. Just like the last one's.

BushBamapocalypse

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 13:01 | 520175 Shameful
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Chatroulette and 4Chan are both there, so I think he is covered :)

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 11:55 | 520001 TraderMark
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Cmon now... like any of this "economics" stuff is on the barn burner.  Whatever Timmy tells me is right (as long as Larry approves) must be done.  

 

Other than that I am skyping with Michelle in Barcelona.  

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 11:57 | 520004 flacon
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Ha! Nice! I like the tab "How to fu*k up a country"

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 11:56 | 520005 Voodoo Economics
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He's missing the chart showing number of days until Jan. 20, 2013.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:34 | 520109 hedgeless_horseman
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Desktop color should be Harvard crimson, not Yale blue. 

"Deal finder" message for Newports?

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 11:56 | 520006 FASB 666
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"Worse than W???"

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:47 | 520142 nonclaim
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Worser than worst. There's aways space for new low in politics.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 14:38 | 520459 Mad Max
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+1000

No matter how low your expectations are, prepare to be disappointed.  Oh wait, we already are being disappointed.  I voted for someone else and yet I still hoped that Obama would at least close Gitmo and tell the executive branch it was bound by the US Constitution.  No such luck.  As a tyrant who disregards the law and Constitution, he's at least as bad as W., probably worse.

Sat, 08/14/2010 - 02:03 | 521371 DaveyJones
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well said. Things are so screwed up now, we are just going to get progressively dissappointed until it blows

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 13:31 | 520234 homersimpson
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Makes W look like Abraham Lincoln.. legendary this Obama guy is and will be - for all the wrong reasons...

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 14:26 | 520424 Johnny Bravo
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You can say what you want about Obama, but it was still Dubya that fucked up the economy, country, or whatever other metric you want to use.

Is Obama good?  No.

Did Bush do ANYthing right?  No.

I don't see the difference, except that Obama can actually read a teleprompter and Bush looked like a third grade retard doing so.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 14:33 | 520444 Johnny Bravo
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Errr... ummm... you know... errr henh henh henh... I'm the decider, and we ummm... can't get fooled again...

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 16:08 | 520701 Chump
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Someone's making fun of Obama!  Swarm!  Swarm!

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 11:58 | 520007 Cognitive Dissonance
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I love the top item "Cash Flow Options" where the "Cut Federal Spending" option is grayed out and thus not even considered or click-able.

"That's how we roll."

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:02 | 520018 Strongbad
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Notice how the BP spill is no where to be seen on his computer.  If you pretend it doesn't exist then it doesn't exist (in the mind of a crazd narcissist).

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:09 | 520042 WaterWings
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Heh. Cass Sunstein doesn't exist either. Remove problem. Remove the remover. 

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:03 | 520023 ShankyS
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Forgot - "Meeting with Immelt to pump CNBS staff".

 

 

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:05 | 520024 Chuck Mentzel
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Obama's a mac.

That's one big difference there.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:05 | 520025 Zina
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I still waiting for Artist Renderings of G. Walker Bush desktop...

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:07 | 520038 VK
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It only said one thing, "defer to Dick"

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:09 | 520039 Strongbad
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Its a 1988 green-screen programmed to only play Space Invaders. 

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:08 | 520040 Number 156
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Thats because its wooden, with a desktop calculator, stack of post-it notes and legal pad.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:19 | 520053 WaterWings
Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:53 | 520161 WaterWings
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Cool! Junked myself as well.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:57 | 520166 Number 156
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Who the hell junked me?

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 13:19 | 520208 old_turk
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Blank screens are boring though.

Paulson's or Cheney's ... now we're talkin'.

Sat, 08/14/2010 - 02:09 | 521373 DaveyJones
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Dick's should include open chats with Scalia, Bin Laden, and two pharmacists

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 13:32 | 520238 homersimpson
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Well - let's all stop living in the past like Heir Savior.. who cares. He's in office, W isn't..

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 14:27 | 520430 Johnny Bravo
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We should vote for the next dubya, since they'll do better.

I think that Palin also, dontchaknow is the gee golly future!

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 15:48 | 520650 trav7777
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I kinda liked Busch because he primarily had the good sense to stay the fuck off my TV!

He was no more or less miserable than any of the past 5 Presidents

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 18:35 | 521001 Hephasteus
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Jeb Bush 2012. When you see it. You'll shit bricks.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:05 | 520029 Tarheel
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missing the local grocery coupons of watermelon and roasted ants. You know our Kenyan president loves his ethnic food!

Sat, 08/14/2010 - 10:09 | 521523 Red Neck Repugnicant
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Another comment straight from the lower brain stem.

To be honest, your stupidity has been on my radar for quite some time. Some of your posts have been knee-buckling stupid.   

You should be very cautious - all the excessive hot-air expelled from your mouth will (at some point) warp the space-time continuum in front of your face, and that big red bozo-sized nose of yours will implode.  

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:09 | 520041 Zina
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And on Obama's desktop it is missing the "War Options". It could have a "Occupied countries" window, with checkboxes:

- Iraq

- Afghanistan

- Iran

Iraq and Afganhistan checked, Iran not yet.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:16 | 520054 Ragnarok
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He doesn't care about the wars, he put them on auto-pilot (gives Biden something to do to feel important).  He had more important things to do like health insurance mandates and suing states.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 13:32 | 520237 Paper CRUSHer
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Ya darn right.Poor Old Unc'......He's been taking a beating.He's been badly bruised.He's been messed up by the OBAMAINATOR.

http://images.intomobile.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/uncle_sam.jpg

 

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:11 | 520049 tip e. canoe
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forgot the list of picks for the upcoming fantasy football league and a reminder to give Reggie Love some dough for smokes.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 15:25 | 520592 Rusty Shorts
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 - and dough for a lid of herb.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:13 | 520051 Ragnarok
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Missing online therapy for father abandonment issues and messiah complex.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:18 | 520059 NOTW777
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how about that. mention obama and a school of koolaid drinkers shows up referring to GW.

how else can you explain liberalism except mental disease.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 14:29 | 520434 Johnny Bravo
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And what is conservatism?

Spout the same shit you heard on the drugster today?

By the way, congratulations on Rush Limbaugh's 4th marriage to a gal that wants to Elin Woods his ass.
Way to show family values.

It reminds me of when Newt left his dying wife with cancer for another woman.

GOP = family values, unless it's their own families... 

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 15:51 | 520657 trav7777
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did he say he was a conservative?

So what if Newt left his wife, she was probably a bitch

Sat, 08/14/2010 - 10:31 | 521578 Sean7k
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Classical liberalism/ Frederic Bastiat. If that is your definition of mental disease, then I'm hoping we all get crazy. 

If you do some study, you will find the co-opting of ideas and redefining them is the pride of propaganda. 

The US has never produced a single president that was concerned with the ideals first raised in the Declaration of Independence. Every one is a tosser.

Get off the koolaid teams and see the imprint of the elite on both parties and their "legendary" candidates. 

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:17 | 520060 Variance Doc
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Missing the teleprompter user instructions.

 

These are great!

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:24 | 520085 Calculated_Risk
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Missing:

1. A transparency meter, pegged to opaque.

2. Video chat session with lord blankfien chewing out barry.

3. The "that's racist" animated gif.

4. Link to a page on skiving.

5. A graph on troop deployments going to Afghanistan.

6. More bailouts button.

 

 

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:35 | 520110 Gully Foyle
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Calculated_Risk

1. A transparency meter, pegged to opaque.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/columns/Obama-closes-curtain-o...

President Obama has abolished the position in his White House dedicated to transparency and shunted those duties into the portfolio of a partisan ex-lobbyist who is openly antagonistic to the notion of disclosure by government and politicians.

Obama transferred "ethics czar" Norm Eisen to the Czech Republic to serve as U.S. ambassador. Some of Eisen's duties will be handed to Domestic Policy Council member Steven Croley, but most of them, it appears, will shift over to the already-full docket of White House Counsel Bob Bauer.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 15:05 | 520528 aldousd
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He also doesn't have any Beer Summits on the calendar.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:18 | 520062 101 years and c...
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This is by far the worst of the series.  Most of the time, the screen is black.  The rest of the time is the calendar showing what course, with whom and the tee time.

 

 

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:24 | 520081 bigdumbnugly
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Somewhere buried behind must be a box with a listing of even more vacation destination choices through his travel agent...

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:24 | 520084 Joe Sixpack
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Need a document organizer caterogized by all his different names and aliases. "Original Birth Certificate" could be open under one of the names.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 14:32 | 520438 Johnny Bravo
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I guess you've never googled his birth certificate?  Or saw it on you tube?  Or television?  Or the newspaper?

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:27 | 520089 Gully Foyle
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Where is the Old Gay white Guys Giving Black Guys head background? Or video link.

That alone makes it unrealistic.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:27 | 520092 iPood
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6:45 am...call Hoenig and tell him to STFU

http://bit.ly/9dAYpS

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:30 | 520102 ro.sniper
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"I'm feeling lucky: bailout" button is missing

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:32 | 520108 cougar_w
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Best. Evar.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:38 | 520122 sodbuster
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Ten year credit default swap, Hindenburg Omen- he wouldn't have a clue what anything like that is. I didn't think we could get anybody dumber than Bush- I was wrong.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:39 | 520125 uno
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Exceptional. 

 

Only one thing I did not see, an option for the Internet Kill Switch.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:42 | 520130 SilverIsKing
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What about a digital version of the KORAN?

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 12:55 | 520164 stoverny
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chatroulette, lol

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 13:18 | 520205 A Nanny Moose
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They forgot the Intertewbs Kill Switch

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 13:20 | 520213 divide_by_zero
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The daily calendar is really optimistic, word is nothing happens and he doesn't get to the WH until ~9:30. Besides taking 1 week vacations every 2 weeks (not that it matters, the handlers do a fine job), not an early starter.

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 13:56 | 520312 Whatta
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shouldn't there be a scrolling teleprompter scripting his phone conversations?

and an elevate ACORN to a Federal Department sticky?

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 14:23 | 520410 superman07
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Where is the chat window, or remote desktop session with george soros?

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 14:45 | 520477 tamboo
Fri, 08/13/2010 - 15:13 | 520550 Zero Debt
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Why is he running Visual Studio?

Is he trying to compile change we can believe in?

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 18:01 | 520929 Arkadaba
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+ 1

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 21:12 | 521129 FOC 1183
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As creator of this desketop, I have to say this is the best comment to date.  + 1,000

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 15:49 | 520651 crzyhun
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100% verrrrrrrrrrrrry funny!

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 15:49 | 520652 Problem Is
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I want to see Jamie Dimon's desktop...
Live video feed monitoring Obummer...

Every time Jamie hits the space bar...
<Space>  It pulls an Obummer puppet string and Obummer's chicken wing arm goes flying...

Every time Jamie hits the Control key...
<Ctrl>  Obummer take a 45 watt taser shock...

Jamie always hears Rahm-tard laughing in the background...

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 17:49 | 520908 Auric Goldfinger
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"Teh"

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 18:01 | 520925 Arkadaba
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Can we start a vote for the next desktop we want to see? I'm thinking Sarah Palin's - so much to explore there ;)

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 19:03 | 521046 bugs_
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Farmville cheats!  LOL

Fri, 08/13/2010 - 21:50 | 521169 agrotera
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Love it!!!!!  as they say, there is always truth in jest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 08/14/2010 - 02:22 | 521380 H H Henry P P P...
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Artist's rendering of SPX's computer desktop:

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