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Artist's Rendering Of Larry Summers' LinkedIn Profile

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You knew it was just a matter of time before prudent Larry looked for greener pastures. Courtesy of William Banzai, we bring you Larry Summers' LinkedIn profile. No matter what you think of it, it is a victory for the bulls.

 

 

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Fri, 09/03/2010 - 09:41 | 561706 Cyan Lite
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Larry posted comments to Zero Hedge Blog under the alias Leo Soulvlaki

 

Priceless....

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 09:56 | 561743 breezer1
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+100

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:27 | 561842 curbyourrisk
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I thought Justin Beiber was funnier!!!

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 14:00 | 562521 sgt_doom
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Geez, I always thought he was posting as "Spitzer".

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 09:48 | 561719 Nihilarian
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He shoulda had this quote up --  "I'm the popularist guy in the room; big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute."

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 09:50 | 561728 NOTW777
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LOL. do romer next.

shes on blaming Bush and congratulating obama on jobs

1108 trend resist

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:38 | 561870 williambanzai7
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Romer is on the drawing board

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 11:15 | 561991 Johnny Yuma
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You have to do one for Barney Frank! The possibilities are endless... 

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 11:22 | 562031 williambanzai7
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I am thinking about doing his Ebay Page

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 11:24 | 562035 Johnny Yuma
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I like it!

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 12:58 | 562360 kathy.chamberli...
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i would be interested in seeing Tyler Durden's, just kiddin.

summers is a misogynist.

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 09:51 | 561733 Running on Empty
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Leo Souvlaki, laugh my fucking ass off......

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 09:52 | 561739 Bigger Dickus
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One thing is missing from the desktops of all these bastards: the folder containing photos of said bastards going down on big schlongs in a public toilet

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 12:59 | 562364 kathy.chamberli...
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i bet your dickus is bigger seeing that body every  day.

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 09:54 | 561741 Leo Kolivakis
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Pretty funny until I read the dumb comment on Larry posting on ZH under the alias "Leo Souvlaki". Tyler, I used to hear these jokes in elementary. Think before you post malakies!

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 09:57 | 561749 breezer1
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i'm here for you leo.

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:00 | 561756 williambanzai7
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No malice intended

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:02 | 561762 Shylockracy
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Come on, Larry; where's that unsinkable optimism and bonhomie?

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 13:10 | 562046 fiddler_on_the_roof
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enjoyed this one at the expense of Leo, don't think Banzai intended any malice to Leo.

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 11:58 | 562178 sheeple
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yeah wut did leo ever do! that's some mad hate

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 12:29 | 562271 lizzy36
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Sensitive much, Leo.

Haven`t you ever heard, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery (hehe).

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 14:04 | 562531 sgt_doom
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Come on, Leo.  EVERYONE loves souvlaki!

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:02 | 561763 Pillage
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Yo, time for one of those ROBO TROLL posts after the ISM. About as useless a contribitor as can be imagined. As hated as leo is at least he's not a typing mute that communicates by photos.

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:07 | 561777 Marla And Me
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Robo=Leo

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 13:12 | 562409 SheepDog-One
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Robo=Leo. +5

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:18 | 561813 hungrydweller
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WTF!  Robo's posts are awesome, dude!  You are a dude, right?

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:20 | 561816 Nihilarian
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+1. Not to mention Robo's NSFW content. Some people access this site from work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bj82KZPRvE

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:23 | 561826 Tyler Durden
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Should one infer from this statement that there are still employed people in America?

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 13:08 | 562393 kathy.chamberli...
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i played golf with one yesterday, tyler. he said it took him a year of applying. he definitely knew he was an anomaly. none of his graduating peers can get any kind of job or work in their field of study. he said his friends have given up. pretty much just going through the basic 5 steps of mourning. achieving the fifth step, acceptance.

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:35 | 561861 Leo Kolivakis
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LOL! A classic!

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 13:10 | 562401 breezer1
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you're the man leo...

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:31 | 561824 williambanzai7
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The image communicates quite a bit about Larry in a concise verbal fashion.

Typing mute that communicates by photos...

Nice touch...sounds like a lawyer

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:32 | 561851 Dburn
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Best one yet

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:49 | 561907 crzyhun
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Summer's fall. Followed by his Winter of Discontent.

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:59 | 561939 DaveyJones
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While Kagan was dean of Harvard Law School, several law faculty plagiarism scandals surfaced. Lawrence R. Velvel, dean of the Massachusetts School of Law, wrote about much of this and called for Kagan's departure at the time.

Velvel accused Kagan and Lawrence Summers (who as president of Harvard appointed Kagan) of a "whitewash that avoids punishing a celebrity star professor" for their handling of the revelations that a book by University Professor Laurence Tribe had passages identical to those in a book by University of Virginia Professor Henry J. Abraham.

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 11:27 | 561993 Shylockracy
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Larry covers for Elena, Elena whitewashes for Alan and the anti-Zionist Norman Finkelstein gets the boot.

Did Kagan Cover for Dershowitz’s Plagiarism?

http://www.antifascistencyclopedia.com/allposts/did-kagan-cover-for-ders...

 

Ambition and orthodoxy (Kagan’s hero is also Dershowitz’s)

http://mondoweiss.net/2010/06/ambition-and-zionism.html

 

I am relieved Harvard did not accept my PhD application a long while back...

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 11:33 | 562057 hungrydweller
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Me too.

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 14:06 | 562539 sgt_doom
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The first three steps in fixing the American "economy":

(1) Nuke Princeton;

(2) Nuke Yale; and,

(3) Nuke Harvard.

'Nuff said....

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 11:31 | 562052 fiddler_on_the_roof
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Funny - we need Jim Cramer's desktop

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 21:01 | 563242 TheGoodDoctor
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+10000

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 11:39 | 562091 Grand Supercycle
Fri, 09/03/2010 - 12:32 | 562283 Howard_Beale
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Thanks WB. Great work as always.

Howard

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 13:02 | 562376 DollarMenu
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"A Wall Street swinging Dick"

what an inspirational aspiration--- how do you even imagine such things?

I can not believe great quality of information and humor that is so generously shared here.

Thank you Mr. Banzai, and thanks too, TD & ZH. 

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 13:13 | 562411 williambanzai7
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No imagination required. That is how they refer to themselves.

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 13:11 | 562403 SheepDog-One
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'Anger management for PhD douchebags' XD

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 13:25 | 562438 williambanzai7
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Once again I would like to thank all of the ZH community for their entertaining, insightful and inciting commentary.

Without it, it would be terrible for a "typing mute" to watch the likes of Summers, Bernanke and Geithner as well as Wall Street et al, ply their corrupt trade.

Have a great Labor Day all.

Jobs Truly
WB7

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 14:09 | 562547 sgt_doom
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A low-information neighbor of mine approached me the other day and whined that everybody seemed to be blaming Obama for the economy as after all, he inherited it.

I explained to her that argument doesn't hold any weight since the people who profited off crashing the economy on behalf of the Wall Street banksters, ya know, Larry Summers, Diana Farrell, Timothy Geithner, Laura Tyson, Gene Sperling, Herb Allison, Neal Wolin, Peter Orszag, etc., etc., etc., all had the same thing in common:  they are part of the Obama Administration.

 

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 16:22 | 562872 Problem Is
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Classic William

How about:

Accomplishments:
Taught Lill' Timmay G everything he knows...

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 09:40 | 563558 working class dog
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Larry the economic hit man - Summers should consider taking a new job doing something that requires working with his hands, as he has amply demonstrated he cannot do a job using his brain!

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