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Artist's Rendering Of Lloyd Blankfein's Desktop

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Continuing the series of artist impressions of (in)famous desktops (Tim Geithner, Ben Bernanke), today we bring to you the proposed desktop of one Lloyd Blankfein, courtesy of Sancho P. If nothing else, it explains where all the physical is.

 

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Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:05 | 501611 Oh regional Indian
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Too funny. Every detail is hilarious!

Durden alert!

 

ORI

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Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:10 | 501617 Pladizow
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 Regional Indian - What's up with all the nutty links thast have nothing to do with the post?

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:13 | 501625 Oh regional Indian
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It's my signature and a link to my blog. You can also add it. 

My comment is pertinent. Once you've been to the link and found it disinteresting, ignore it, yes? 

I thought after all these months, it was obvious.

See, every post, same link. Just resist the urge to click it. I dare you. It might just blow yer mind. ;-)

ORI

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Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:36 | 501677 SilverIsKing
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"My comment is pertinent. Once you've been to the link and found it disinteresting, ignore it, yes?"  IGNORED

"See, every post, same link. Just resist the urge to click it. I dare you. It might just blow yer mind." RESISTED

Tyler, Marla, and their crew haven't worked their asses off to provide you a place to promote yourself.  Have a little respect for their efforts and don't clutter their site with your BS.

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:53 | 501697 Oh regional Indian
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First off, you have no clue how much return traffic I send them. Don't be a judgemental fool.

 

Go on, click my site, see, home page, two link stories back here. 

Second, I'm sure you find all the you-tube links to sit-com snippets very edifying right? You give them +1,000 and B&^%#^$%ez and high fives, right? Those are the kind of links you like here SIcK? Oh wait, you like Robotraders charts and chicks? Especially th echicks? Hehehehehe? Dimwit!

Of course you resisted. 

Predictable for a judgemental fool.

Also, just so your under-informed mind understands, every time someone clicks out, they click back in here. Hit count. Not a bad thing. At all.

Knave!

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com

 

 

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 17:01 | 501715 doggings
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its actually also called "spamming" and anywhere else would get you banned.

for some reason I cant figure, this amazing site puts up with self promoting spammers attempting to leech their pagerank from every post.

and pleee-ase, dont try and imply you send them any worthwhile traffic from a wordpress.com site, ZH is a global collosus, your ramblings would likely be doing well to get 50 hits a day without spamming here.

I too think you should show some respect, and be very grateful ZH are so tolerant

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 20:58 | 502057 MeTarzanUjane
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Reggie Milton @ BoomBlogBust.stupid

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 22:33 | 502164 Oh regional Indian
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Whatever doggings.

And the rest of you geniuses too.

Your comeuppance will be upon you in good time.

And for good reason.

 

ORI

 

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com

Wed, 08/04/2010 - 00:32 | 502281 Oh regional Indian
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"ZH is a global collosus, ", and you it's fawning acolyte?

Bah!

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com

Wed, 08/04/2010 - 05:43 | 502419 StychoKiller
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Pay no attention to the closed-minded.

Wed, 08/04/2010 - 06:44 | 502447 doggings
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"ORI" ..you are clearly a f***ing plebb.

this has nothing to do with fawning, by any normal means of measuring internet status, as used by any internet professionals (which I am one btw) Alexa, Technorati, pageviews or any other of the internet metrics one might choose, ZH is a global colossus and you are a sad little attention seeking spammer.

get a life, nobody gives a shit about your random "stream of consciousness" so stop trying to make out like you are "the enlightened one" when you are actually "the attention seeking spamming one"

 

Wed, 08/04/2010 - 10:43 | 502711 Oh regional Indian
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Well doggings, this is clearly a mutual ignore moment.

Be well.

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 22:17 | 502141 ColonelCooper
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ORI

Clicked on the link.

SPAM

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 17:29 | 501758 Cheeky Bastard
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I clicked on the link. Your blog is shit. Stop spamming the comments asshole. 

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 17:52 | 501791 trav7777
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My next first is "NOT ORI, Bitchez"

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 22:20 | 502152 ColonelCooper
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Don't hold back Cheeky, tell us how you really feel about it.

Wed, 08/04/2010 - 00:30 | 502161 Oh regional Indian
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Hmmmm..... hope you are feeling better Cheeky.

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:28 | 501658 ATG
Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:07 | 501614 flacon
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Nice!

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:11 | 501620 Shameful
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I love these!  Though I would have figured Lloyd to get a Brazilian girl...if nothing else to get instant citizenship and pop out a kid to prevent extradition :)

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:12 | 501621 AccreditedEYE
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Mrs. BlankFIEND would not approve of some of those sites! LOL!!  Hysterical.

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:12 | 501624 Bankster T Cubed
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exactly

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:13 | 501628 Oniram
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Plad --  Nice avatar......

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:25 | 501648 malek
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And he's using Chrome
...any squid-like associations intended here?

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:35 | 501676 Problem Is
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Chrome Dome... read: Lloyd is a baldy.

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:32 | 501666 RobotTrader
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He forgot his satellite cam of his home....

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:42 | 501689 Mercury
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Good Lord, how much did he pay for that mosquito infested swamp hole?

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 20:54 | 502054 nmewn
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"Good Lord, how much did he pay for that mosquito infested swamp hole?"

That was my first thought...LOL.

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 17:21 | 501746 ATTILA THE WIMP
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I think I'll buy it. Yeah, I need some place to keep my dogs.

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 18:37 | 501852 New_Meat
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security b tough on the open water entrance, too many good swimmers out there.  yes, yes, all kinds of electronic security.

- Ned

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 19:04 | 501901 The Rock
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Don't forget his place on 15 CPW for a cool $26 Million.

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 21:00 | 502060 thisandthat
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Bet he couldn't find a place like that in Israel - definitely the Promised Land.

Wed, 08/04/2010 - 05:11 | 502409 Escapeclaws
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Rather modest digs for a master of the universe. You'd think someone in his position would build something like Grand Central Station or perhaps something beautiful and ornate like the Kremlin. Lack of imagination? What is the point of all that power and wealth if he has nothing to show for it? Might as well buy a double-wide.

Tue, 02/08/2011 - 11:21 | 942824 downrodeo
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he probably got a sweet deal through the 'friends of Angelo' program, courtesy of the now deceased countrywide. If you want your blood to boil and you haven't heard of this deal, google it.

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:35 | 501671 Problem Is
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Classic:

"...that pain in the ass Durden"

Jamie Dimon is probably mumbling the same thing...

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 17:24 | 501752 WaterWings
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No doubt Greenspan has grumbled the same off mike. #1 or 2 financial blog and top 100 consistently is not unnoticeable to the controllers.

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 16:44 | 501691 ldotf
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bloody hell! that's hilarious. hahaha

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 17:57 | 501798 Johnny Yuma
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Hilarious! I'd be great to see Barney Frank's desktop. That is if he knows how to use a computer... 

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 18:37 | 501857 New_Meat
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Hot Bottom has seen the desktop. - Ned

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 19:16 | 501915 The Rock
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Gay Porn is not allowed on this site.

Wed, 08/04/2010 - 11:09 | 502748 phat tails
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Nothing much to see, just a bunch of ads for Skippy Peanut-butta.

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 19:23 | 501929 The Rock
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I like the "Amazon: Learn Portuguese" tab.  I think that the "Match.com" tab should be replaced with "AshleyMadison.com".  On second thought, it would be hard to find someone to match his "Diaper Lover" profile.

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 19:32 | 501941 rapunzel
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play golf with hank "the shank" paulson.

true, G O D said so.

by shank, bitch

Tue, 08/03/2010 - 20:37 | 502035 JackES
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lol

good one

Wed, 08/04/2010 - 00:15 | 502270 halvord
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Scores closed months ago.

Wed, 08/04/2010 - 10:42 | 502712 Sancho Ponzi
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My apologies

Wed, 08/04/2010 - 01:29 | 502325 Jesse
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LOL

Sat, 10/09/2010 - 10:13 | 637674 senthil456
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There are certainly a lot of details like that to take into consideration.I read and understand the entire article and I really enjoyed it to be honest.
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Tue, 10/12/2010 - 11:53 | 643307 the rookie cynic
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Maybe you should add a list of countries without extradition agreements with the US: Afghanistan, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Armenia, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brunei, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cape Verde, Central African Republic, Chad, China (People's Republic of China), Union of the Comoros, Congo, Democratic Republic of the, Cote d' Ivoire, Djibouti, Equatorial Guinea, Ethiopia, Gabon, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Indonesia, Jordan, Kuwait, Laos, Lebanon, Libya, Madagascar, Maldives, Mali, Marshall Islands, Mauritania, Micronesia, Moldova, Mongolia, Mozambique, Myanmar, Namibia, Nepal, Niger, Oman, Qatar, Russian Federation, Rwanda, São Tomé and Príncipe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia and Montenegro, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Togo, Tunisia, Uganda, Vanuatu, Vietnam, Western Samoa, Yemen, and Zimbabwe.

Maybe he can hang out with Erik Prince in Abu Dhabi.

 

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