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Artist's Rendering Of Tim Geithner's Desktop
As America slowly digests the empirical evidence that both our judicial (SEC settlement) and legislative (FinReg farce) branches are now dead and buried (we all know how the executive branch is faring), the only thing left is humor. In continuing with our deep throat screen captures of executive level individuals (Ben Bernanke here previously), we present Tim Geithner's desktop next, courtesy of a Zero Hedge reader.
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Forgot a small box for teh gay pr0n
He's not gay...sleazy not synonymous with gay.
Metrosexual certainly, but not gay.
all these SATANIST are gay , bisexual...and whatever sexuality u can imagine...
No, that's covered too.
Zoom in on the paper clip, who says,
It seems you are trying to sell gold you don't have. Shall I:
1) execute the trade with Goldman
2) return to viewing pr0n.
Ha, right you are!
There's a special menu dropdown button for "Elf Porn", not to mention "the hun" open in browser sessions.
hey, at least the guy visits the HUN.
That's my desktop!! who did it???
Very sure Geithner does use the talking paper clip.
rofls @ "Get cushy jobs at the Council on Foreign Relations and IMF"
EPIC
Forgot the Outlook calendar pop-up reminder to pay taxes (dated 15 Apr 1992), asking him to:
Click Snooze to be reminded again in:
1,325 days
Nice touch.
Timmay! It's time to TURBO-TAX!
Yeah! no Turbo Tax screen is open.
HA! S-Elf Powered
Timmah was busy playing his 8 bit Nintendo while drinking Jolt from his "Beer" helmet when his ipaduh beeped that a new email was in. He paused the game, ran over to the other side of the clubhouse living room, and picked up the ipaduh. He had an email from Bawknee, it read, "Gued whad Timmah! Judins weft tedical had ben wemoowbd!" "Ewe, Timmah!" Timmah said to himself. Then he ran back over to his bean bag chair and plopped down, sipping Jolt along the way.
LOL
He flicks his ears uncontrollably whenever he reads ZH.
The muggy air was beginning to cool when Summers awoke from his afternoon nap; spittle was running down his chin. He sat up briskly and stretched his flabby chest with a yawn. "Timmah!" He yelled. "Get me a Coke Timmah!" Timmah who had just defeated the afternoon round of PPT, mumbled under his breathe as he paused the bonus level: futures. He ran into the kitchen and grabbed a Coke out of the fridge, but not before "Skittles too!" was demanded. He got both and chucked them just next to Summers onto the hammock. "Great Timmah, now it is shaken up." Summers said sarcastically. Timmah giggled as he ran back into the living room.
Before he was able to unpause PPT, the phone rang. "Timmah?" Asked Timmah. "Timmah this is Ben. I need you to do something for me. Get online and read the article about the GS settlement from Zer Hedged. Everybody at GS has already shredded their copies into confetti!" In the background a chant of 'He Is a Jolly Good Fellow' could be heard. Bawknee was singing loudest. "Timmah." Timmah replied, but Ben had already hung up the phone.
Timmah jolted over to his ipaduh, checked first on Beiber's left testicle removal, and then logged onto the site using his avatar. Before he went to print the GS articles, he trolled a gold thread and left a bunch of random comments. He was very pleased with himself, as he felt they were smart answers to stupid questions.
"Timmah, Timmah, Timmah, Timmah, TIMMAH!" Timmah mumbled with a frown as he ran back to his bean bag. Timmah was disgruntled. He was always the one doing things; answering the phone, getting the drinks, flying to China and Germany, only to be shot down and laughed at. He was getting frustrated. Luckily for everyone else, he kept at it, only because he liked playing the PPT.
Brilliant! Heh heh.
Leave Tim alone. His people gave Baggins a sword and an invisibility cloak, and all of "investors" a perma-put that works 70% of the time, which is good enough, right?
Once the new presses come in we can knock down that $119.3 trillion deficit in no time flat.
Does he hold the record for signing the most loans (notes), yet? Each FRN is a note, with a borrower, lender, interest rate, and guarantor. Do you know who or what they are?
I love these... Hilarious!
Begging for dear leader's desktop capture. PPPPPLLLLLEEEEEAAAASSSEEEEEE
Who knew insolvency could be so damn funny ?? Kudos
Love the Paperclip! :)
Breakfast with Blankfein...Lunch with Blankfein....Dinner with Blankfein....
freaking hillarious
Add bed with Blankfein...
Let me guess, "No" on the reach around?
Jim Ready ain't gonna like that 7:00 PM appointment -- unless it's a threesome.
Love how 'Make an honest living' is grayed out
I see the inventory chart of Barbara's Relic is front and center on the screen. All is right in the Shire then, as it should be. First things first!
Yeah, right.
Like the US has had ANY gold reserves since the 70's.
This is fake... I can tell because Geithner does not know how to use TurboTax...!
LOL! teabagging with Barney. They're both fruits!
ROFL!!!!!!
Same thing in Greece. Stupid politicians!
Brilliant shit-LUV IT.
I DON'T want to see Barney Franks desktop though. Or what happens on his "desktop"
Bit torrenting "The Making of Brokeback Mountain?"
What about Turbo Tax program running somewhere on the screemn....maybe I missed it ?
Just the icon at the bottom.
The Ernie Keebler icon is a classic!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/vertkingjones/areyou.jpg
That's the damned funniest s*** I've ever seen! :-)
Keep these DESKTOPS coming!
Add to the Personal Career Plan:
yeah I was thinking he should have a youtube clip of EraserHead open too...
very nice (in a mean sorta way)
For those interested:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF_450wGWbg&feature=fvw
Maybe he'll use Ben's helicopter to do a Saigon-type escape when the time comes. And it will come....
After this screenshot, we shorted gold.
Funniest thing I have seen in ages! Thanks. We all need a laugh right now.
ROTFLMAOPIMP
Elf_Man_1961 got his ears trimmed?
Can Barry finish a round of golf in 3 hours?
Knew someone would catch that.
9 holes, with Timmy on his bag.
Who knew that Bieber kid had testicles?
OUTFRIGGINSTANDING stuff ZH.
Forgot the "Open Market Operations" app for dumping "liquidity" into banks so that they can hoard all the new reserves.
brilliant. do we have lloyd's desktop ???
Love this new rendition. Great work. However, my NY FED Reserve aka Ben wallpaper makes me laugh every morning.
Timmy reminds me of a Godfather movie scene. He will only be useful until his powers see fit. The resemblance is striking
Sonny Corleone Gets Whacked-Godfather
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrv1roq_gBw
Geithner belongs is prison.
Professional nothing is what he is. Freakin' side show with shifty eyes and scripted responses.
Plenty o' teabags in the clink.
Don't be so tough on Tiny Tim. Having had his acquaintance when he was merely a Deputy Treasury Attache at an Embassy, I can tell you he suffers from a Napolean complex, is humorless and colorless, and probably spent his childhood pulling the wings from flies. You do not want to go out for a beer with this guy. I remember his wife as a granola eating tree hugger, and definitely the pants wearer in the family.
Interesting. As the creator of his desktop (and having had dinner/cocktails with people like him in comparable positions), this was precisely my impression of him. Thanks for the confirmation.
Unless he has changed, I suspect he is an unsure, insecure little man who hopes no one else realizes he is in way way over his head. Oh, and when challenged, his response is aggression. I recall he hates the CIA, though their analysts nailed Japan's economic collapse and Geithner missed it completely.
yeah I was thinking he fits the insecure little domestic violence abuser profile too
So much hilarity in such a small space. Win!
I thought he'd be staring at scientist's renditions of black holes in outer space with little green pieces of paper getting sucked into a parallel dimension. But ... close enough.
Man, when did WoW introduce half-elves?!?!
I get this image in my head of tiny tim making a pact with the devil (owners and many agents of the privately held fed ) for eternal life....with the power of that corrupt institution. A pact like might be necessary not only for eternal life but for life itself ? ...never easy to know who is buying out and who is getting in because they no longer have a choice...a fed audit would start the disinfectant process
hes missing a bed of tulips, ballet shoes and an mp3 of tiny tim singing
ROFL...too much. ingenious. very clever. so stinking funny
If I turn my monitor upside down, stocks go up!
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