Artist's Rendering Of A Typical SEC Desktop

Tyler Durden's picture

Because sometimes the simplicity of truth hurts the most.

h/t Michael Brown

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Hang The Fed's picture

I thought it was all just "Surf Porn," except maybe with a bunch of different browsers so that one could enjoy many different streams simultaneously.  I'm pleased to see that there's at least some activity relative to mathematics going on over there.  Let's give them some more delicious tax dollars!

tom a taxpayer's picture

Solitaire is on only when employees spot an SEC supervisor making the rounds, checking to see that employees are working. 99.99% of time Surf Porn is on employees screens.

Careless Whisper's picture

hmmm.  3 queen of hearts in the same deck. i guess that's normal, everything else is rigged.

cyclemadman's picture

It's the Spider Solitare medium setting, only two suits, very easy to win.

Careless Whisper's picture

well the SEC is in wayyyy over its head with real issues like HFT and flash dancers, errr, i mean flash crashes. IBM now has a new computer that can process 50 ba ba billion (i miss hank) instrustions PER SECOND.

The zEnterprise 196 uses 96 microprocessors capable of more than 50 billion instructions per second

"The systems are so important that Goldman Sachs sued former employee Sergey Aleynikov last year for copying its stock control software."

"stock control software" i guess it's just an accepted practice now. out in the open. admitted.

NOTW777's picture



nice TRE finish


Tarheel's picture

thats funny except for the chicks with dicks tab. thats just gross

hedgeless_horseman's picture

I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
But when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
Under electric candlelight,
She picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
But when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.

Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

Well I left home just a week before,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

Look again...It says Chicks with Dictionaries.


sagerxx's picture

Yep.  My fave:  Hothot Librarian babes!

LoneStarHog's picture

Solitaire Strip Poker played by the Jokers.

Uncle Sugar's picture

They go by "Ditzy Slits" these days

SnarkAttack's picture

The "Surf Porn" icon is Chrome, but the toolbar has IE icons.

I read it as "SMurf Porn" the first time.

drheywood's picture

Well sometimes coworkers send you good porn via email, and when you click those links Windows® by default opens internet explorer™, although you might actually prefer Chrome, but Windows® somehow always make internet explorer™ the default browser. So I'd say this rendering is very realistic.

Surely, everyone knows that?! Or? The ol' porn-in-an-email-glitch? Right? ..oh, come'on!

cswjr's picture

lol @ "Time 07:58:30" on solitaire.

NOTW777's picture

ZH is off limits for SEC right?

Azannoth's picture

The SEC firewall blocks ZH and everything that is linked to it

SheepDog-One's picture

'Chicks with dicks' lmao

Ancona's picture

This screen shot is probably not far from reality for some of the weasels at the SEC.

mynhair's picture

OMG!  Too funny.  Wonder if they'd buy the deck of porno cards in my desk?

hedgeless_horseman's picture

More American justice:

In a trial before Federal Judge Sam Sparks, government lawyers conceded Texas resident Paul Copeland did not know his buyer was an illegal alien, but the jury they should convict him anyway because he “had reasonable cause to believe” he was selling to an illegal alien because the two men and a boy who were present at his table at the time of the sale: 1) were Hispanic, 2) spoke Spanish, and 3) wore cowboy clothing. And the jury did as asked. Assistant U.S. Attorney Jennifer Freel acted as lead prosecutor in the case.

New_Meat's picture

and they are mis-playing the solitare hand as well, after only 7+ hours ;-) - Ned

bugs_'s picture

Needed to tie the cards in with the porn.

cnbcsucks's picture

This assumes that their systems are actually updated enough to run Windows. 

tom a taxpayer's picture

Great Zinger, Bill! Very nicely done. Thanks.

Moneygrove's picture

tyler did the sec bust someone you know ?

The Navigator's picture

To bad the Obama is not depicted at the Joker and Barney Frank as the Queen.

tom a taxpayer's picture

Yes, Lloyd Blankfein is at top of Geithner's contacts list.

Geithner also has a red phone hotline linked directly to the evil empire (Goldman Sachs).

agrotera's picture

What about "proxy access"  

more evidence of this agency being run and paid for by the owners of the federal reserve...The desktop needs to show the open chat box for the president's working group and a conversation reflecting the puppet nature of this organization for the privately owned Federal Reserve owner's benefit.

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