Austerity Means... Sharing Your Teleprompter

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Tue, 05/24/2011 - 08:53 | 1304593 firstdivision
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Hey...speeches are expensive.  They need to be rationed now.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:03 | 1304622 lizzy36
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The one thing politicians have always had is plenty of cheap words. Plenty.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:14 | 1304662 Weisbrot
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here are some words of reason

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWacc6L9NoU

 

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:43 | 1304745 TheTmfreak
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Cheap words? Have you seen how much former presidents and politicians get for speeches at college campuses and such?

But then again I'm valuing their words in fiat denominations. On the Gold and Silver scale... welll....... now we're talking about something a little different.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 10:28 | 1304905 Cruel Aid
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I hope he makes millions with his post presidency teleprompter gigs... and soon.

Change doesn't stop here I hope!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:06 | 1304634 oh_bama
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Talk is cheap. With all those headlines at 0 hedge, which one is more effective than my BTFD calls?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:13 | 1304661 Weisbrot
Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:27 | 1304697 Drag Racer
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not rationed but recycled, hey it's a green speech

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:21 | 1305127 NotApplicable
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Aye.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 13:08 | 1305672 A Nanny Moose
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Does that included the CO2 expelled by the politicians? Perhaps we can geo-sequester them?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 10:25 | 1304854 Sudden Debt
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+100 :)

 

Untill now, every daily speech of Obama has cost about 4 billion dollars!

(1 speech a day keeps sanity away!)

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 10:20 | 1304865 trav7777
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this shit is comical...what a joke of a president

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 10:44 | 1304941 Texas Gunslinger
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Obama made that speech in 2008 when he won the presidency.

The joke is Kenny, who clearly plagiarized it.

It's a shame that ZeroHedge confuses the time/place of the speech to make it look as if Obama spoke it in Ireland. 

 

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:49 | 1305596 trav7777
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Texas is an even bigger joke

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 13:09 | 1305630 Texas Gunslinger
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So are Volkswagen Phantoms - a car so ridiculous and over-priced, it was only sold in the US for a few years. Not even the dumbest group of consumers in the world would buy it. 

 

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 08:50 | 1304595 ExistentialSkeptic
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Rabble-rousing rhetoric? Oh yeah.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 08:50 | 1304597 writingsonthewall
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3 words

 

NEW WORLD ORDER.

Same speech - same message - same Government.

Now who's up for joining the rebel alliance?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 08:55 | 1304610 WhOracle
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I will answer your call to arms

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:00 | 1304616 I am more equal...
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Luke...

                Luke.....

                                      Luke....

 

                       ....use the force...

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:01 | 1304620 writingsonthewall
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I have a base on the moon of Endor - far out of the reaches of the NWO / Galactic Empire.

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:06 | 1304640 eckart
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Endor is a secret contributor to the IMF

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:20 | 1304675 snowball777
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Really?

Those Ewoks look more like Iceland when they start monkeyhammering ATSTs. Do you have any idea how much replacing those things add to the Empire's budget?

You can't even build em on Tatooine, because the damn rebels will steal the plans and shove them up some poor droid's poop chute (<waaaaeeeeeeeee> indeed, R2)!

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:19 | 1304684 writingsonthewall
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Endor rejected the IMF / Galactic empire when they discovered they would have to forgoe the next 30 years of nuts and berries.

 

The little fellas simply wouldn't stand for it.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:08 | 1304637 The Profit Prophet
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I'm starting to believe.....the unbelievable.

T.E.I.N. everyone.

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 10:15 | 1304835 Rusty Shorts
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Tue, 05/24/2011 - 15:43 | 1306420 Rusty Shorts
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...i'll never be the same after seeing that.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 08:54 | 1304599 Ecoman11
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Maybe reuseble teleprompters is part of the clean energy plan.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 08:56 | 1304606 Cognitive Dissonance
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See no evil bankers, hear no evil lies, but speak the same original words.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:11 | 1304655 The Profit Prophet
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These phrases must have scored well with the multi-national focus group Goldman put together.

T.E.I.N. everyone!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 08:57 | 1304609 urbanelf
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First the stocks all become correlated, now the speeches...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:00 | 1304615 KlausK
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Sad. Someone pull the plug on this show already.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:18 | 1304681 snowball777
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Even your avatar is shocked by some German porn.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:36 | 1304717 KlausK
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Come on. Can't you guys even manufacture your own issues?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:02 | 1304619 Manthong
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Geez. Some plagiarizing speechwriter is going to be pounding the streets looking for a job soon.
But I am not disappointed because I don’t expect much from this crew.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:03 | 1304623 Husk-Erzulie
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Sometimes this shit just gets too weird for words.  One message, multiple messengers, the sheep will never notice.  Really, they won't.  You folks on this site are like the 1/2 of 1% (maybe) with your eyes and ears open.  The rest don't know and they don't want to know.  This is the (manufactured) reality of our time.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:32 | 1304700 Dr. Richard Head
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Shhhhh.....The Bachelorette is on.  Who will that carnival gal pick?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:09 | 1304624 Joe Davola
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And I'm Barry Husein O'Bama, go f**k yourself, Blarney Castle?

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:01 | 1304627 williambanzai7
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Three letters....W....T.....F.....?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:25 | 1304687 Cognitive Dissonance
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Nothing nefarious going on here Banzai7. Just like the accident that created the Reese's peanut butter cup, they simply bumped into each other and mixed up their note cards. No problem. It will all get sorted out when the Ministry of Truth and Information does it's next information scrub.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJLDF6qZUX0

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 10:57 | 1304995 Problem Is
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Foreign CREEP: Committee to Re-Elect the President
As the economy implodes into re-re-recession...

Expect Obama Bin Lyin' to be traveling extensively abroad for cheering crowds of dupes and foreign absurd telepromtin'...

The thin skinned bitch Barry Soetoro doesn't like criticism...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:32 | 1304707 The Profit Prophet
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Instead of wondering "What T F", I believe we need to start wondering "Who T F".  I've never been a Bilderberger believer, but this shit is getting scarier and scarier!

T.E.I.N. everyone!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:42 | 1307355 lostintheflood
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whiskey...tango...foxtrot?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:05 | 1304629 velobabe
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h o o k U M.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:03 | 1304631 Dan The Man
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OMG...i laughed so hard i was crying.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:06 | 1304632 SheepDog-One
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This is great Tyler! :D What a stupid world!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:07 | 1304642 writingsonthewall
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If you're impessed by that stupidity - the items of stupidity due later this year are going to blow you away!

The cracks are appearing across the globe...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:25 | 1304689 snowball777
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Get in on the ground floor of the stupid bubble (if you don't think the RE bubble already qualified).

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 09:43 | 1304747 Hephasteus
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Hey when the world is falling apart at the seams. You gotta take shortcuts.

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