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Bailout Eve Caption Contest

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Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:34 | 1386850 playitcool
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Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:38 | 1386883 serendipitous_one
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And the EUR is surging....setting up yet another great shorting opportunity. 

As Tyler likes to say....what's the half-life of this move?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:53 | 1386950 bankrupt JPM bu...
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"Te epe?"

"As sta vlakeies!  Ego then pleerono teepota!"

"Ela re malaka, ego ekana merkos tholadeera me aftoos malakes"

"Ego thelo ena alo bail-out, ya no economesoume"

"Theos voeethia, thoulevo me malakes"


Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:42 | 1387369 EnglishMajor
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Papandreou:  So I hear they have a procedure now, where they make an incision in the scalp and push the hair together.

Van Rompuy:  Yes, or you could try a transplant.  Maybe some of the hair cut from Juncker's ass, might make you smarter.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:52 | 1387413 Manthong
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P: Please don't do me like that..

VR: (thought bubble) You're OWNED, bitch.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:30 | 1387533 Squid-puppets a...
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P: I recommend viagra - its the only way I can get hard enough to buttfk the greek people

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 05:28 | 1388233 MarkTwain00
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who wants a moustache ride???


I do , I do!

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 08:36 | 1388452 johnQpublic
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Fred C. Dobbs: Say, mister. Will you stake a fellow European to a meal?
American in Tampico in white suit: Such impudence never came my way. Early this afternoon I gave you money... while I was having my shoes polished I gave you MORE money... now you put the bite on me again. Do me a favor, will ya? Go occasionally to somebody else - it's beginning to get tiresome.
Fred C. Dobbs: Ah, excuse me, mister, I never knowed it was you. I never looked at your face - I just looked at your hands and the money you gave me. Beg pardon, mister, I promise I'll never put the bite on you again.
American in Tampico in white suit: [gives him a euro] This is the very last you get from me. Just to make sure you don't forget your promise, here's another euro.
[puts another euro in Dobbs' hand]
Fred C. Dobbs: Thanks, mister. Thanks.
American in Tampico in white suit: But from now on, you'll have to make your way through life without my assistance

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:50 | 1387402 flacon
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> "malaka"



Tue, 06/21/2011 - 03:26 | 1388157 Liquid Courage
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OK, I give! What's Greek for "bail-out"?

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 04:22 | 1388203 Michael
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Von Rumpoy, Who the Hell are You?

'The Euro Game Is Up! Just who the hell do you think you are?' - Nigel Farage MEP


Who are you Mr President? Nigel Farage asks Van Rompuy


Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:20 | 1387069 Greeny
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EUR surging cause USD is dead and

Chinese are behind the EUR. If people going to run from

it, I don't think USD is the beneficiary.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:32 | 1387543 riley martini
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  With the USA monetizing about $1.7 trillion  in debt and not call it a default you would think the Europeans could do anything short of $1.7 trillion and be in the same boat. Plus the trilliions in Debt and unfunded liabilities ,five  on going wars most off budget . EUR vs USD ?





Mon, 06/20/2011 - 23:44 | 1387775 qussl3
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EUR is toothless.

USD is backed by SEAL team 6.

Run from the USD at your own risk.

Saddam found out the hard way.

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 00:50 | 1387918 dark pools of soros
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+ Mission Accomplished

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 01:30 | 1387990 barkingbill
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12 year old?

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 03:13 | 1388144 BlackholeDivestment
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That's Seal Team 666.

...get it right, or you will look as moronic as they do at this point.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:48 | 1387186 flyr1710
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nice right shoulder forming

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 03:25 | 1388161 Liquid Courage
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Ya, but the last Right Shoulder turned into a NAZI salute!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:37 | 1387347 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Update on Euro surge:  Over for now.  In fact Euro now only 20 pips north of its close last Friday.....and heading south. 


Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:27 | 1387520 Sausagemaker
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Et tu, Blankfein?


Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:36 | 1387141 iowaguy
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Nice ass... what time does it open?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:09 | 1387263 chumbawamba
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"If we forget it happened then it won't be so gay."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:36 | 1387357 Cistercian
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  " Can you say Gold bitches?I knew you could!"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:04 | 1387234 Clayton Bigsby
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I am serious.  And don't call me Shirley...

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:21 | 1387302 bonddude
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"Hey, you wanna join the IMF and bang some broads?"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:19 | 1387485 rcintc
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HVR:  It's Over Popy.....It's Over!!

GP:    Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 23:11 | 1387683 JailBank
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I'm just saying i blew angela and she gave me aa few billion.  

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:32 | 1386853 nwskii
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SO.... Belize huh? Ill be In Paraguay

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:21 | 1387505 Carl Spackler
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Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:36 | 1386855 Shameful
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PM Pap: "After the pillage I have a place here at the EU right?"

Lord Rump: "Of course!  The EU soviet will always have a place for it's lickspittles!"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:33 | 1386856 Cheesy Bastard
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First, The Great Carnac puts the envelope close to his brain...


Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:52 | 1387198 CrockettAlmanac.com
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...kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnell's porch...

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:37 | 1386859 AgShaman
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We talked about our "Packages"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:52 | 1386936 Trillax
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LOL +1

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:37 | 1386860 cossack55
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P: "You  have a fucked up last name.

vR: "Fuck you and the country you rode in on"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:38 | 1386862 SolidSnake961
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"damn, time to announce my retirement before shtf"


Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:38 | 1386863 johnmilan
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"I just picked up an old missle silo in iowa", How about you?    "I Have one in Nebraska"

Let me know when you get settled in.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:35 | 1386864 nmewn
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If you show me yours I'll show you mine.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:40 | 1387362 Kayman
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Pap: Can you pay for dinner? My wife has my credit card.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:46 | 1387377 nmewn
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No problem, I never use my own money, you're covered.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:35 | 1386865 scratch_and_sniff
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"my room, 10 minutes"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:39 | 1386867 Coke and Hookers
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Rompy: "You have failed me for the last time"
Pappy: "Uggghhhhhh aghhhhhh *THUD*"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:46 | 1386908 XitSam
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Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:49 | 1386921 Winterfreak
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+1 (lol)

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:27 | 1387315 bonddude
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Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:55 | 1387409 Nothing To See Here
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+1 also

gotta love those SW quotes

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:39 | 1386869 Arius
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what is meant to be is meant to be....

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