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Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.
And the EUR is surging....setting up yet another great shorting opportunity.
As Tyler likes to say....what's the half-life of this move?
"As sta vlakeies! Ego then pleerono teepota!"
"Ela re malaka, ego ekana merkos tholadeera me aftoos malakes"
"Ego thelo ena alo bail-out, ya no economesoume"
"Theos voeethia, thoulevo me malakes"
Papandreou: So I hear they have a procedure now, where they make an incision in the scalp and push the hair together.
Van Rompuy: Yes, or you could try a transplant. Maybe some of the hair cut from Juncker's ass, might make you smarter.
P: Please don't do me like that..
VR: (thought bubble) You're OWNED, bitch.
P: I recommend viagra - its the only way I can get hard enough to buttfk the greek people
who wants a moustache ride???
I do , I do!
Fred C. Dobbs: Say, mister. Will you stake a fellow European to a meal? American in Tampico in white suit: Such impudence never came my way. Early this afternoon I gave you money... while I was having my shoes polished I gave you MORE money... now you put the bite on me again. Do me a favor, will ya? Go occasionally to somebody else - it's beginning to get tiresome. Fred C. Dobbs: Ah, excuse me, mister, I never knowed it was you. I never looked at your face - I just looked at your hands and the money you gave me. Beg pardon, mister, I promise I'll never put the bite on you again. American in Tampico in white suit: [gives him a euro] This is the very last you get from me. Just to make sure you don't forget your promise, here's another euro. [puts another euro in Dobbs' hand] Fred C. Dobbs: Thanks, mister. Thanks. American in Tampico in white suit: But from now on, you'll have to make your way through life without my assistance
OK, I give! What's Greek for "bail-out"?
Von Rumpoy, Who the Hell are You?
'The Euro Game Is Up! Just who the hell do you think you are?' - Nigel Farage MEP
Who are you Mr President? Nigel Farage asks Van Rompuy
EUR surging cause USD is dead and
Chinese are behind the EUR. If people going to run from
it, I don't think USD is the beneficiary.
With the USA monetizing about $1.7 trillion in debt and not call it a default you would think the Europeans could do anything short of $1.7 trillion and be in the same boat. Plus the trilliions in Debt and unfunded liabilities ,five on going wars most off budget . EUR vs USD ?
EUR is toothless.
USD is backed by SEAL team 6.
Run from the USD at your own risk.
Saddam found out the hard way.
+ Mission Accomplished
12 year old?
That's Seal Team 666.
...get it right, or you will look as moronic as they do at this point.
nice right shoulder forming
Ya, but the last Right Shoulder turned into a NAZI salute!
Update on Euro surge: Over for now. In fact Euro now only 20 pips north of its close last Friday.....and heading south.
Et tu, Blankfein?
Et Tu Barack, Art by a friend of mine
Nice ass... what time does it open?
"If we forget it happened then it won't be so gay."
" Can you say Gold bitches?I knew you could!"
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley...
"Hey, you wanna join the IMF and bang some broads?"
HVR: It's Over Popy.....It's Over!!
GP: Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off!
I'm just saying i blew angela and she gave me aa few billion.
SO.... Belize huh? Ill be In Paraguay
PM Pap: "After the pillage I have a place here at the EU right?"
Lord Rump: "Of course! The EU soviet will always have a place for it's lickspittles!"
First, The Great Carnac puts the envelope close to his brain...
...kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnell's porch...
We talked about our "Packages"
P: "You have a fucked up last name.
vR: "Fuck you and the country you rode in on"
"damn, time to announce my retirement before shtf"
"I just picked up an old missle silo in iowa", How about you? "I Have one in Nebraska"
Let me know when you get settled in.
If you show me yours I'll show you mine.
Pap: Can you pay for dinner? My wife has my credit card.
No problem, I never use my own money, you're covered.
"my room, 10 minutes"
Rompy: "You have failed me for the last time"Pappy: "Uggghhhhhh aghhhhhh *THUD*"
gotta love those SW quotes
what is meant to be is meant to be....
"you tell the Germans we'll do the austerity when they give us our goddamn gold back.."
Come on, you'll like it, it feels like taking a big dump.
Like...the joke, the joke.
Papa:"You catch The Bachelorette last week?"
Hey Bro, someone took my CDS ?
Pap: Who you calling bitchez, bitch?
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
G-Pap is saying to Rompey Pompey :
"tell your boss Merkel that id rather sit on that flagpole than go back home , so lets just string this out a bit longer"
Rompey Pompey retorts "we'll be hanging from a flagpole at this rate"
"Prime Minister George Papandreou and European Council president Herman Van Rompuy (holding winners envelope) prepare to present the award for Most Complete Epic Fail of a Union and/or Coalition of States at the 2011 Insolvency Awards."
PAP: "but you said would get the last bottle of Ouzo left!"
ROMP: "No - the Germans changed their mind - you get nothing.."
"With the moustache or without? I could shave it off if you're too ticklish."
Those invisible pills we bought didn't work, did they?
"Cover your nuts, 'cause if the common people get in here, they will kick the shot out of our nuts!"
"You gonna tell them?"
Oops, make that:
"Cover your nuts, 'cause if the common people get in here, they will kick the shit out of our nuts!"
anatomically, you had it right the first time :D
George Papandreou: Just as long as I get an island...
Herman Van Rompuy: Not in front of the camera genius. </murmuring>
I did mine before I looked at everyones, but brlliant, I must say!
GPap to Rumpledumple: "Hey, where do you get a good gyros in Brussels?"
Caption to be sung to the lyrics of Tracy Chapman's," Fast Car."
"You got fast car,
And I gor a plan to get us outta here.
You and I can both get jobs,
And finally see what it means to be living..."
Any homosexual innotations should be sung with a greek accent
BLACKJACK NO TRADE BACKS!
It puts the envelope in the basket or else it gets the hose again.
"quid pro quo, Agent Starling".
I gotta say, it was chilling in its duality...and what happened to your lamb Clarice? ;-)
"Bernanke Called Me a Chicken Shit Motherfucker. What Does That Mean?"
"If The Bernank's lip is quivering and you slap him... He'll cry."
"Cmon!, tell ya what, Ill throw in a couple temples just for good faith! Ya gotta help me out here! I swear by Zeuss we are good for it!
"What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?"
Pensioner dude you complainin?
You want vaseline cos you iz sore? HA HA HA HA
R: You really do need to take the Greek fleet in close to America, Germany and France.
P: (But if we do that) We won't last long against those Star Destroyers
R: We'll last alot longer than we will against the Chinese!
How about, "you promised to bring the KY, Rumpoy!"
Pap: "Hey DSK and I are gonna go grab some chambermaids and have are way with them, are you game? Ole DSK loves doing it Greek."
Romp: "Why screw them one at a time, when I can screw a whole nation, and you're their pimp selling them out to me?"
vR: Sign zee papers here, no questions.
Pap: Yes, master.
G-Pap: You said they'd be left at the city under my supervision!
Rompuy: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
"The shit that used to work-- It won't work now."
"I just saved 15% on my car insurance"
Bankster Communication is Crucial in a Crisis:
"I hear DSK is getting jail time in a cell between Bernie Madoff and some serial sodomizing mafia hit man..."
"Huh, what? DSK is in a cell beteen Barney Frank and Madoff??"
This is a winner!
Ding ding ding ding ding! Winner winner chicken dinner!
Now if we can just get Printocchio, Timmay, and Chris Dodd in the same prison, we can all transport them to a secure site (Fukushima).
Who really needs a haircut here, Punk ?
OR how about:
PAP: "That Farge bloke was right all along wasn't he"
ROMP: "Of all the times to bring that up..."
NIGEL FARAGE BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZ.
What is this long thing up my?
We are soooo fucked.
can you freaking be-lieve this is legal?
G Pap...so do we fuck the bankers or not?
Rompy?..give me 24 hours as I have a few calls to make, I need to find out how much I need to pay my cousin for Sarkosy's head!
G-Pap: "Can I be on top this one time, Please?"Herman Van: "Bitch! Haven't you learned your place yet? Don't make me get Merkel to bring the corset again; not to mention I know Sarkozy loves seeing you in those Daisy Dukes..."
Where's Sneezy, Happy, Doc, Bashful and Sleepy?
Where's Sleazy, Douchey, Gropey, FullTard and the Gimp?
I appreciate the whole seduction thing.....but you know, I'm a "sure thing"......
Well, the problem with the notion that this entire mess "will not end well" is that this shit will never end!
"Which of our lovely islands did you get in the raffle?"
G. Pap;"My ass hurts". Rumpboy;"shutup". G. Pap; "So you wanna go to the party Sarkozy is throwin at D. Strauss-Kahns abandoned villa with me? Rumpboy; "Okay".
Usually I have to be fucking wasted before I let just anyone take advantage of me......but, that was sorta fun!
(while waiting the sentencing for both) G-pap: Do you think it'll be the gallows or the guillotine?
On the picture: "Failed" or "Powerless".
No seriously - I was wearing one, where is it then?! Oh fuck!
Like a good neighbor state privatizations is here!
with a bailout!!
and a sammich.
...And can I getta Hot-tub
"I find your lack of austerity measures disturbing"
Where did you hear that? I love three-ways!
I guess word is gettin' round that I put out.
Nah...nah, not at all...."Hey you wanna do some shrooms later?"
... but you said you were on the pill, bitch!
Tell me again, how much is that beach worth in gold? And the airport?! Seriously!........
Sit next to me at the banquet.......
"Man, did you just fart? That's nasty"
I read 143 of these things. Finally a fart joke.
So, Do we blame the Jews again?
G PAP: Dont worry about what Nigel Farage said about you. You have far more charisma than a damp rag.
VR: Thanks G PAP, and i think its most unfortunate that the smear campaing against you is being refered to as "PAP smears"
P: Yes, Herman, once you go Greek, you never go back.
G-Pap:If Jennifer Aniston pisses off our ivory tower and hits the greek bonds, will they be worth more to you?
VR: You mean we'll get piss along with jack shit in return?
G. Pap: "So the buffet at the hotel is free?"
G. Pap: "Can you spare a ten spot for gas?"
Rompuy: Don't complain now, you wanted the blue one. I offered you a choice, I still have the red one in the envelope.
G-pap: But I didn't think I'd actually have an erection lasting over 4 hours.
Side Effects of Keynesianism include:
then in really really small type
I have to bend over and then Trichet and the bankers get to do what!
HV: ...So, where do you stand, Georgie? For goodness or for badness?
GP: I know I've made some mistakes in the past, but I'm prepared to make up for all of that now. I wanna be good.
HV: GOOD! VERY GOOD!...How bout' a Fresca?, Mr. Scholarship winner.
HVR: I guess you don't want that scholarship very much.
GP: I guess I don't
HVR: I guess I don't! I guess I don't!
What's that, your honor?
I said, You're on!! You're on!!!
....We're all gettin laid!
HVR: Moose, Rocko, help G-Pap find his wallet!
Hey, Wang, I think this place is restricted; so don't tell em' you're jewish...okay, fine.
my dingy is bigger than your whole boat. lulz
I Christen thee the Flying WASP.
dont just stand there g-pap,? get some glue!
the last time i saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it
he's a good kid...now I know why tigers eat their young.
buddies for life, i say
I bet you (two) get a free bowl of soup with your comments...oh but it (they) looks good on you!
G. The Dow Futes are up 20
V Why are you talking in captions?
Pap: "Uhhh WHAT THE FUCK?"
Rompy: "Yeah that's right human. I'm a fucking REPTILE!"
"Indeed George, that is a problem.
What to do with all those vermin commoners after you sell off Greece to us.
Hmm, let me think on that one."
VR: " How much for the little girl (s)?"Pap: "huh?"VR: "The women.....how much for the women.....?"
All your goats are belong to us.
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