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Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:34 | 1386850 playitcool
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Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:38 | 1386883 serendipitous_one
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And the EUR is surging....setting up yet another great shorting opportunity. 

As Tyler likes to say....what's the half-life of this move?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:53 | 1386950 bankrupt JPM bu...
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"Te epe?"

"As sta vlakeies!  Ego then pleerono teepota!"

"Ela re malaka, ego ekana merkos tholadeera me aftoos malakes"

"Ego thelo ena alo bail-out, ya no economesoume"

"Theos voeethia, thoulevo me malakes"

www.silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:42 | 1387369 EnglishMajor
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Papandreou:  So I hear they have a procedure now, where they make an incision in the scalp and push the hair together.

Van Rompuy:  Yes, or you could try a transplant.  Maybe some of the hair cut from Juncker's ass, might make you smarter.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:52 | 1387413 Manthong
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P: Please don't do me like that..

VR: (thought bubble) You're OWNED, bitch.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:30 | 1387533 Squid-puppets a...
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P: I recommend viagra - its the only way I can get hard enough to buttfk the greek people

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 05:28 | 1388233 MarkTwain00
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who wants a moustache ride???

 

I do , I do!

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 08:36 | 1388452 johnQpublic
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Fred C. Dobbs: Say, mister. Will you stake a fellow European to a meal?
American in Tampico in white suit: Such impudence never came my way. Early this afternoon I gave you money... while I was having my shoes polished I gave you MORE money... now you put the bite on me again. Do me a favor, will ya? Go occasionally to somebody else - it's beginning to get tiresome.
Fred C. Dobbs: Ah, excuse me, mister, I never knowed it was you. I never looked at your face - I just looked at your hands and the money you gave me. Beg pardon, mister, I promise I'll never put the bite on you again.
American in Tampico in white suit: [gives him a euro] This is the very last you get from me. Just to make sure you don't forget your promise, here's another euro.
[puts another euro in Dobbs' hand]
Fred C. Dobbs: Thanks, mister. Thanks.
American in Tampico in white suit: But from now on, you'll have to make your way through life without my assistance

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:50 | 1387402 flacon
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> "malaka"

 

LOL!

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 03:26 | 1388157 Liquid Courage
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OK, I give! What's Greek for "bail-out"?

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 04:22 | 1388203 Michael
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Von Rumpoy, Who the Hell are You?

'The Euro Game Is Up! Just who the hell do you think you are?' - Nigel Farage MEP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyq7WRr_GPg

Who are you Mr President? Nigel Farage asks Van Rompuy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dranqFntNgo&feature=related

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:20 | 1387069 Greeny
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EUR surging cause USD is dead and

Chinese are behind the EUR. If people going to run from

it, I don't think USD is the beneficiary.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:32 | 1387543 riley martini
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  With the USA monetizing about $1.7 trillion  in debt and not call it a default you would think the Europeans could do anything short of $1.7 trillion and be in the same boat. Plus the trilliions in Debt and unfunded liabilities ,five  on going wars most off budget . EUR vs USD ?

 

 

 

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 23:44 | 1387775 qussl3
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EUR is toothless.

USD is backed by SEAL team 6.

Run from the USD at your own risk.

Saddam found out the hard way.

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 00:50 | 1387918 dark pools of soros
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+ Mission Accomplished

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 01:30 | 1387990 barkingbill
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12 year old?

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 03:13 | 1388144 BlackholeDivestment
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That's Seal Team 666.

...get it right, or you will look as moronic as they do at this point.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:48 | 1387186 flyr1710
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nice right shoulder forming

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 03:25 | 1388161 Liquid Courage
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Ya, but the last Right Shoulder turned into a NAZI salute!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:37 | 1387347 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Update on Euro surge:  Over for now.  In fact Euro now only 20 pips north of its close last Friday.....and heading south. 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:27 | 1387520 Sausagemaker
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Et tu, Blankfein?

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:36 | 1387141 iowaguy
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Nice ass... what time does it open?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:09 | 1387263 chumbawamba
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"If we forget it happened then it won't be so gay."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:36 | 1387357 Cistercian
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 +10

 

  " Can you say Gold bitches?I knew you could!"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:04 | 1387234 Clayton Bigsby
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I am serious.  And don't call me Shirley...

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:21 | 1387302 bonddude
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"Hey, you wanna join the IMF and bang some broads?"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:19 | 1387485 rcintc
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HVR:  It's Over Popy.....It's Over!!

GP:    Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 23:11 | 1387683 JailBank
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I'm just saying i blew angela and she gave me aa few billion.  

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:32 | 1386853 nwskii
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SO.... Belize huh? Ill be In Paraguay

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:21 | 1387505 Carl Spackler
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+1

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:36 | 1386855 Shameful
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PM Pap: "After the pillage I have a place here at the EU right?"

Lord Rump: "Of course!  The EU soviet will always have a place for it's lickspittles!"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:33 | 1386856 Cheesy Bastard
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First, The Great Carnac puts the envelope close to his brain...

HEYOOH!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:52 | 1387198 CrockettAlmanac.com
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...kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnell's porch...

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:37 | 1386859 AgShaman
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We talked about our "Packages"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:52 | 1386936 Trillax
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LOL +1

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:37 | 1386860 cossack55
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P: "You  have a fucked up last name.

vR: "Fuck you and the country you rode in on"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:38 | 1386862 SolidSnake961
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"damn, time to announce my retirement before shtf"

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:38 | 1386863 johnmilan
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"I just picked up an old missle silo in iowa", How about you?    "I Have one in Nebraska"

Let me know when you get settled in.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:35 | 1386864 nmewn
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If you show me yours I'll show you mine.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:40 | 1387362 Kayman
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Pap: Can you pay for dinner? My wife has my credit card.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:46 | 1387377 nmewn
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No problem, I never use my own money, you're covered.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:35 | 1386865 scratch_and_sniff
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"my room, 10 minutes"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:39 | 1386867 Coke and Hookers
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Rompy: "You have failed me for the last time"
Pappy: "Uggghhhhhh aghhhhhh *THUD*"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:46 | 1386908 XitSam
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+1

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:49 | 1386921 Winterfreak
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+1 (lol)

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:27 | 1387315 bonddude
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Like

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:55 | 1387409 Nothing To See Here
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+1 also

gotta love those SW quotes

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:39 | 1386869 Arius
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what is meant to be is meant to be....

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:40 | 1386870 doggings
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"you tell the Germans we'll do the austerity when they give us our goddamn gold back.."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:40 | 1386871 Sathington Willougby
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Come on, you'll like it, it feels like taking a big dump.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:25 | 1387319 bonddude
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Like...the joke, the joke.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:40 | 1386872 IHeartBooze
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Papa:"You catch The Bachelorette last week?"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:37 | 1386873 magpie
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Hey Bro, someone took my CDS ?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:47 | 1386876 Mae Kadoodie
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Pap:  Who you calling bitchez, bitch?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:38 | 1386878 Crashpanic
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:20 | 1387073 goldfreak
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ha ha

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:38 | 1386879 equity_momo
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 G-Pap is saying to Rompey Pompey :

"tell your boss Merkel that id rather sit on that flagpole than go back home , so lets just string this out a bit longer"

 

Rompey Pompey retorts "we'll be hanging from a flagpole at this rate"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:42 | 1386881 Alea Iacta Est
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"Prime Minister George Papandreou and European Council president Herman Van Rompuy (holding winners envelope) prepare to present the award for Most Complete Epic Fail of a Union and/or Coalition of States at the 2011 Insolvency Awards."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:38 | 1386882 zippy_uk
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PAP: "but you said would get the last bottle of Ouzo left!"

ROMP: "No - the Germans changed their mind - you get nothing.."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:47 | 1386888 TomGa
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"With the moustache or without? I could shave it off if you're too ticklish."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:40 | 1386890 Jendrzejczyk
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Those invisible pills we bought didn't work, did they?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:43 | 1386892 MiguelitoRaton
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"Cover your nuts, 'cause if the common people get in here, they will kick the shot out of our nuts!"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:44 | 1386893 alien-IQ
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"You gonna tell them?"

"nope...you?"

"nope"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:44 | 1386896 MiguelitoRaton
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Oops, make that:

"Cover your nuts, 'cause if the common people get in here, they will kick the shit out of our nuts!"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:26 | 1387324 mayhem_korner
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anatomically, you had it right the first time  :D

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:46 | 1386898 dwdollar
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George Papandreou:  Just as long as I get an island...

Herman Van Rompuy:  Not in front of the camera genius. </murmuring>

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:59 | 1386964 Piranhanoia
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I did mine before I looked at everyones,  but brlliant, I must say!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:41 | 1386899 vegas
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GPap to Rumpledumple: "Hey, where do you get a good gyros in Brussels?"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:41 | 1386902 cocoablini
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Caption to be sung to the lyrics of Tracy Chapman's," Fast Car."
"You got fast car,
And I gor a plan to get us outta here.
You and I can both get jobs,
And finally see what it means to be living..."

Any homosexual innotations should be sung with a greek accent

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:42 | 1386903 Soap
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BLACKJACK NO TRADE BACKS!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:45 | 1386904 Crashpanic
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It puts the envelope in the basket or else it gets the hose again.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:26 | 1387082 Clay Hill
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+1  LOL

"quid pro quo, Agent Starling".

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:28 | 1387109 nmewn
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I gotta say, it was chilling in its duality...and what happened to your lamb Clarice? ;-)

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:45 | 1386905 buzzsaw99
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"Bernanke Called Me a Chicken Shit Motherfucker. What Does That Mean?"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:48 | 1386931 doggings
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+1 lulz

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:00 | 1386965 Problem Is
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"If The Bernank's lip is quivering and you slap him... He'll cry."

"BAH-HAH-HAHA-HA-haha-hah-ah-hah!!"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:42 | 1386906 Fazzie
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 "Cmon!, tell ya what, Ill throw in a couple temples just for good faith! Ya gotta help me out here! I swear by Zeuss we are good for it!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:43 | 1386909 Hugh G Rection
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"What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:52 | 1386910 Racer
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Pensioner dude you complainin?

You want?

Vaseline?

You want vaseline cos you iz sore? HA HA HA HA

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:59 | 1386913 wisefool
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R: You really do need to take the Greek fleet in close to America, Germany and France.

P: (But if we do that) We won't last long against those Star Destroyers

R: We'll last alot longer than we will against the Chinese!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:48 | 1386917 nasdaq99
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How about, "you promised to bring the KY, Rumpoy!"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:45 | 1386918 MiguelitoRaton
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Pap: "Hey DSK and I are gonna go grab some chambermaids and have are way with them, are you game? Ole DSK loves doing it Greek."

Romp: "Why screw them one at a time, when I can screw a whole nation, and you're their pimp selling them out to me?"

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:49 | 1386920 WilliamShatner
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vR: Sign zee papers here, no questions.

Pap: Yes, master.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:49 | 1386922 Crashpanic
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G-Pap: You said they'd be left at the city under my supervision!

Rompuy: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:50 | 1386923 zen0
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"The shit that used to work--
It won't work now."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:50 | 1386924 SilverIsKing
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"I just saved 15% on my car insurance"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:52 | 1386927 Problem Is
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Bankster Communication is Crucial in a Crisis:

"I hear DSK is getting jail time in a cell between Bernie Madoff and some serial sodomizing mafia hit man..."

"Huh, what? DSK is in a cell beteen Barney Frank and Madoff??"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:02 | 1386984 Shameful
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This is a winner!

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 03:43 | 1388173 HoofHearted
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Ding ding ding ding ding! Winner winner chicken dinner!

Now if we can just get Printocchio, Timmay, and Chris Dodd in the same prison, we can all transport them to a secure site (Fukushima).

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 04:05 | 1388194 HoofHearted
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sorry dup

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:48 | 1386929 magpie
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Who really needs a haircut here, Punk ?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:48 | 1386930 zippy_uk
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OR how about:

PAP: "That Farge bloke was right all along wasn't he"

ROMP: "Of all the times to bring that up..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bypLwI5AQvY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HB_L1cnCqs

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:25 | 1387092 Bullionaire
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NIGEL FARAGE BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZ.

 

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:52 | 1386935 silveristhenew
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What is this long thing up my?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:49 | 1386937 Jendrzejczyk
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We are soooo fucked.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:52 | 1386938 slewie the pi-rat
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can you freaking be-lieve this is legal?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:53 | 1386939 Eireann go Brach
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G Pap...so do we fuck the bankers or not?

Rompy?..give me 24 hours as I have a few calls to make, I need to find out how much I need to pay my cousin for Sarkosy's head!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:52 | 1386941 Trillax
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G-Pap: "Can I be on top this one time, Please?"
Herman Van: "Bitch! Haven't you learned your place yet? Don't make me get Merkel to bring the corset again; not to mention I know Sarkozy loves seeing you in those Daisy Dukes..."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:55 | 1386943 sagerxx
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Where's Sneezy, Happy, Doc, Bashful and Sleepy?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:57 | 1386971 sagerxx
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(alternate/vulgar):

Where's Sleazy, Douchey, Gropey, FullTard and the Gimp?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:55 | 1386945 treemagnet
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I appreciate the whole seduction thing.....but you know, I'm a "sure thing"......

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:55 | 1386946 rubearish10
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Well, the problem with the notion that this entire mess "will not end well" is that this shit will never end!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:56 | 1386947 Piranhanoia
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"Which of our lovely islands did you get in the raffle?"  

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:57 | 1386949 mudduck
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G. Pap;"My ass hurts".   Rumpboy;"shutup".    G. Pap; "So you wanna go to the party Sarkozy is throwin at D. Strauss-Kahns abandoned villa with me?    Rumpboy; "Okay".

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:57 | 1386953 treemagnet
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Usually I have to be fucking wasted before I let just anyone take advantage of me......but, that was sorta fun!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:57 | 1386956 nonclaim
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(while waiting the sentencing for both) G-pap: Do you think it'll be the gallows or the guillotine?

---

On the picture: "Failed" or "Powerless".

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:59 | 1386960 treemagnet
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No seriously - I was wearing one, where is it then?!  Oh fuck!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:55 | 1386961 his name is rob...
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Like a good neighbor state privatizations is here!

with a bailout!!

and a sammich.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:58 | 1386982 AgShaman
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...And can I getta Hot-tub

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:59 | 1386962 The Swedish Chef
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"I find your lack of austerity measures disturbing"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:56 | 1386967 treemagnet
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Where did you hear that?  I love three-ways!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:01 | 1386970 treemagnet
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I guess word is gettin' round that I put out.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:00 | 1386989 AgShaman
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Nah...nah, not at all...."Hey you wanna do some shrooms later?"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:01 | 1386976 groovin123
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... but you said you were on the pill, bitch!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:02 | 1386981 e_goldstein
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Foooooooook Yoooooooooooou!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:02 | 1386983 treemagnet
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Tell me again, how much is that beach worth in gold?  And the airport?!  Seriously!........

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:59 | 1386986 treemagnet
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Sit next to me at the banquet.......

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:03 | 1386987 Mr Rogers
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"Man, did you just fart?  That's nasty"

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 02:39 | 1388100 strannick
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I read 143 of these things. Finally a fart joke.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:00 | 1386991 BORT
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So, Do we blame the Jews again?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:04 | 1386992 Hedge Jobs
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G PAP: Dont worry about what Nigel Farage said about you. You have far more charisma than a damp rag.

VR: Thanks G PAP, and i think its most unfortunate that the smear campaing against you is being refered to as "PAP smears"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:01 | 1386995 ragedmaximus
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Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:05 | 1386996 Rodent Freikorps
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P: Yes, Herman, once you go Greek, you never go back.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:07 | 1386997 jmc8888
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G-Pap:If Jennifer Aniston pisses off our ivory tower and hits the greek bonds, will they be worth more to you?

VR: You mean we'll get piss along with jack shit in return?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:02 | 1386998 buzzsaw99
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G. Pap: "So the buffet at the hotel is free?"

G. Pap: "Can you spare a ten spot for gas?"

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:06 | 1386999 MsCreant
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Rompuy: Don't complain now, you wanted the blue one. I offered you a choice, I still have the red one in the envelope.

G-pap: But I didn't think I'd actually have an erection lasting over 4 hours.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:15 | 1387276 wisefool
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Side Effects of Keynesianism include:

then in really really small type

 

  • You will tell people if they work hard they can retire at age 40
  • They will figure out, "if I bust my ass, I'll wear my body out and won't be able to enjoy the pension"
  • They will tell their friends
  • when they retire at 40 ,they will have time on their hands so they will probably spend that time and money being rascally rabbits
  • Young people who are still "working" in the public sector will look up to them
  • People in the private sector will embrace their serfdom, and become nihilists
  • Urinary tract infections may develop, and a rug may get soiled
    • report any soiled rugs to your elected official
  • Elected officials might leverage minor appendages to lure infusions of cash from outside sources
  • minor appendages lose value
  • do not mix alcohol with keynesianism. If you must mix alcohol with keynesianism, dilute both with milk
  • If you do not have female ungulates .....
And so on.

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:06 | 1387000 mrwhoohoo
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I have to bend over and then Trichet and the bankers get to do what!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:03 | 1387002 janus
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HV: ...So, where do you stand, Georgie?  For goodness or for badness?

GP:  I know I've made some mistakes in the past, but I'm prepared to make up for all of that now.  I wanna be good.

HV:  GOOD!  VERY GOOD!...How bout' a Fresca?, Mr. Scholarship winner.

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:06 | 1387017 buzzsaw99
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HVR: I guess you don't want that scholarship very much.

GP: I guess I don't

HVR: I guess I don't! I guess I don't!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:10 | 1387034 janus
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What's that, your honor?

I said, You're on!! You're on!!!

 

....We're all gettin laid!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:12 | 1387045 buzzsaw99
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HVR: Moose, Rocko, help G-Pap find his wallet!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:21 | 1387065 janus
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Hey, Wang, I think this place is restricted; so don't tell em' you're jewish...okay, fine.

 

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:20 | 1387072 buzzsaw99
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my dingy is bigger than your whole boat. lulz

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:29 | 1387098 janus
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I Christen thee the Flying WASP.

 

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:34 | 1387102 buzzsaw99
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dont just stand there g-pap,? get some glue!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:30 | 1387120 janus
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drop anchor.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:37 | 1387131 buzzsaw99
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the last time i saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:40 | 1387139 janus
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he's a good kid...now I know why tigers eat their young.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:49 | 1387177 buzzsaw99
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buddies for life, i say

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:57 | 1387201 janus
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cannonball commin!!!

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 03:54 | 1388181 agrotera
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I bet you (two) get a free bowl of soup with your comments...oh but it (they) looks good on you!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:16 | 1387003 plocequ1
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G. The Dow Futes are up 20
V Why are you talking in captions?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:08 | 1387006 Coke and Hookers
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Pap: "Uhhh WHAT THE FUCK?"

Rompy: "Yeah that's right human. I'm a fucking REPTILE!"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:09 | 1387009 Frankie Carbone
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"Indeed George, that is a problem.

What to do with all those vermin commoners after you sell off Greece to us. 

Hmm, let me think on that one."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:09 | 1387011 bonderøven-farm ass
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VR: " How much for the little girl (s)?"
Pap: "huh?"
VR: "The women.....how much for the women.....?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvZgwtpPmLY

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:11 | 1387024 Coke and Hookers
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+LULZ

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:05 | 1387012 bankonzhongguo
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All your goats are belong to us.

 

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