This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

Bailout Eve Caption Contest

Tyler Durden's picture





 

This just happened. What was really said however will never be reported... Which is why we leave it to our readers.

 


- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:34 | Link to Comment playitcool
playitcool's picture

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:38 | Link to Comment serendipitous_one
serendipitous_one's picture

And the EUR is surging....setting up yet another great shorting opportunity. 

As Tyler likes to say....what's the half-life of this move?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:53 | Link to Comment bankrupt JPM bu...
bankrupt JPM buy silver's picture

"Te epe?"

"As sta vlakeies!  Ego then pleerono teepota!"

"Ela re malaka, ego ekana merkos tholadeera me aftoos malakes"

"Ego thelo ena alo bail-out, ya no economesoume"

"Theos voeethia, thoulevo me malakes"

www.silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:42 | Link to Comment EnglishMajor
EnglishMajor's picture

Papandreou:  So I hear they have a procedure now, where they make an incision in the scalp and push the hair together.

Van Rompuy:  Yes, or you could try a transplant.  Maybe some of the hair cut from Juncker's ass, might make you smarter.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:52 | Link to Comment Manthong
Manthong's picture

P: Please don't do me like that..

VR: (thought bubble) You're OWNED, bitch.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:30 | Link to Comment Squid-puppets a...
Squid-puppets a-go-go's picture

P: I recommend viagra - its the only way I can get hard enough to buttfk the greek people

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 05:28 | Link to Comment MarkTwain00
MarkTwain00's picture

who wants a moustache ride???

 

I do , I do!

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 08:36 | Link to Comment johnQpublic
johnQpublic's picture

Fred C. Dobbs: Say, mister. Will you stake a fellow European to a meal?
American in Tampico in white suit: Such impudence never came my way. Early this afternoon I gave you money... while I was having my shoes polished I gave you MORE money... now you put the bite on me again. Do me a favor, will ya? Go occasionally to somebody else - it's beginning to get tiresome.
Fred C. Dobbs: Ah, excuse me, mister, I never knowed it was you. I never looked at your face - I just looked at your hands and the money you gave me. Beg pardon, mister, I promise I'll never put the bite on you again.
American in Tampico in white suit: [gives him a euro] This is the very last you get from me. Just to make sure you don't forget your promise, here's another euro.
[puts another euro in Dobbs' hand]
Fred C. Dobbs: Thanks, mister. Thanks.
American in Tampico in white suit: But from now on, you'll have to make your way through life without my assistance

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:50 | Link to Comment flacon
flacon's picture

> "malaka"

 

LOL!

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 03:26 | Link to Comment Liquid Courage
Liquid Courage's picture

OK, I give! What's Greek for "bail-out"?

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 04:22 | Link to Comment Michael
Michael's picture

Von Rumpoy, Who the Hell are You?

'The Euro Game Is Up! Just who the hell do you think you are?' - Nigel Farage MEP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyq7WRr_GPg

Who are you Mr President? Nigel Farage asks Van Rompuy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dranqFntNgo&feature=related

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:20 | Link to Comment Greeny
Greeny's picture

EUR surging cause USD is dead and

Chinese are behind the EUR. If people going to run from

it, I don't think USD is the beneficiary.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:32 | Link to Comment riley martini
riley martini's picture

  With the USA monetizing about $1.7 trillion  in debt and not call it a default you would think the Europeans could do anything short of $1.7 trillion and be in the same boat. Plus the trilliions in Debt and unfunded liabilities ,five  on going wars most off budget . EUR vs USD ?

 

 

 

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 23:44 | Link to Comment qussl3
qussl3's picture

EUR is toothless.

USD is backed by SEAL team 6.

Run from the USD at your own risk.

Saddam found out the hard way.

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 00:50 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
dark pools of soros's picture

+ Mission Accomplished

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 01:30 | Link to Comment barkingbill
barkingbill's picture

12 year old?

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 03:13 | Link to Comment BlackholeDivestment
BlackholeDivestment's picture

That's Seal Team 666.

...get it right, or you will look as moronic as they do at this point.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:48 | Link to Comment flyr1710
flyr1710's picture

nice right shoulder forming

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 03:25 | Link to Comment Liquid Courage
Liquid Courage's picture

Ya, but the last Right Shoulder turned into a NAZI salute!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:37 | Link to Comment SmoothCoolSmoke
SmoothCoolSmoke's picture

Update on Euro surge:  Over for now.  In fact Euro now only 20 pips north of its close last Friday.....and heading south. 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:27 | Link to Comment Sausagemaker
Sausagemaker's picture

Et tu, Blankfein?

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:36 | Link to Comment iowaguy
iowaguy's picture

Nice ass... what time does it open?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:09 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
chumbawamba's picture

"If we forget it happened then it won't be so gay."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:36 | Link to Comment Cistercian
Cistercian's picture

 +10

 

  " Can you say Gold bitches?I knew you could!"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:04 | Link to Comment Clayton Bigsby
Clayton Bigsby's picture

I am serious.  And don't call me Shirley...

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:21 | Link to Comment bonddude
bonddude's picture

"Hey, you wanna join the IMF and bang some broads?"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:19 | Link to Comment rcintc
rcintc's picture

HVR:  It's Over Popy.....It's Over!!

GP:    Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 23:11 | Link to Comment JailBank
JailBank's picture

I'm just saying i blew angela and she gave me aa few billion.  

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:32 | Link to Comment nwskii
nwskii's picture

SO.... Belize huh? Ill be In Paraguay

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:21 | Link to Comment Carl Spackler
Carl Spackler's picture

+1

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:36 | Link to Comment Shameful
Shameful's picture

PM Pap: "After the pillage I have a place here at the EU right?"

Lord Rump: "Of course!  The EU soviet will always have a place for it's lickspittles!"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:33 | Link to Comment Cheesy Bastard
Cheesy Bastard's picture

First, The Great Carnac puts the envelope close to his brain...

HEYOOH!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:52 | Link to Comment CrockettAlmanac.com
CrockettAlmanac.com's picture

...kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnell's porch...

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:37 | Link to Comment AgShaman
AgShaman's picture

We talked about our "Packages"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:52 | Link to Comment Trillax
Trillax's picture

LOL +1

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:37 | Link to Comment cossack55
cossack55's picture

P: "You  have a fucked up last name.

vR: "Fuck you and the country you rode in on"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:38 | Link to Comment SolidSnake961
SolidSnake961's picture

"damn, time to announce my retirement before shtf"

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:38 | Link to Comment johnmilan
johnmilan's picture

"I just picked up an old missle silo in iowa", How about you?    "I Have one in Nebraska"

Let me know when you get settled in.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:35 | Link to Comment nmewn
nmewn's picture

If you show me yours I'll show you mine.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:40 | Link to Comment Kayman
Kayman's picture

Pap: Can you pay for dinner? My wife has my credit card.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:46 | Link to Comment nmewn
nmewn's picture

No problem, I never use my own money, you're covered.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:35 | Link to Comment scratch_and_sniff
scratch_and_sniff's picture

"my room, 10 minutes"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:39 | Link to Comment Coke and Hookers
Coke and Hookers's picture

Rompy: "You have failed me for the last time"
Pappy: "Uggghhhhhh aghhhhhh *THUD*"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:46 | Link to Comment XitSam
XitSam's picture

+1

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:49 | Link to Comment Winterfreak
Winterfreak's picture

+1 (lol)

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:27 | Link to Comment bonddude
bonddude's picture

Like

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:55 | Link to Comment Nothing To See Here
Nothing To See Here's picture

+1 also

gotta love those SW quotes

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:39 | Link to Comment Arius
Arius's picture

what is meant to be is meant to be....

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:40 | Link to Comment doggings
doggings's picture

"you tell the Germans we'll do the austerity when they give us our goddamn gold back.."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:40 | Link to Comment Sathington Willougby
Sathington Willougby's picture

Come on, you'll like it, it feels like taking a big dump.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:25 | Link to Comment bonddude
bonddude's picture

Like...the joke, the joke.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:40 | Link to Comment IHeartBooze
IHeartBooze's picture

Papa:"You catch The Bachelorette last week?"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:37 | Link to Comment magpie
magpie's picture

Hey Bro, someone took my CDS ?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:47 | Link to Comment Mae Kadoodie
Mae Kadoodie's picture

Pap:  Who you calling bitchez, bitch?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:38 | Link to Comment Crashpanic
Crashpanic's picture

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:20 | Link to Comment goldfreak
goldfreak's picture

ha ha

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:38 | Link to Comment equity_momo
equity_momo's picture

 G-Pap is saying to Rompey Pompey :

"tell your boss Merkel that id rather sit on that flagpole than go back home , so lets just string this out a bit longer"

 

Rompey Pompey retorts "we'll be hanging from a flagpole at this rate"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:42 | Link to Comment Alea Iacta Est
Alea Iacta Est's picture

"Prime Minister George Papandreou and European Council president Herman Van Rompuy (holding winners envelope) prepare to present the award for Most Complete Epic Fail of a Union and/or Coalition of States at the 2011 Insolvency Awards."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:38 | Link to Comment zippy_uk
zippy_uk's picture

PAP: "but you said would get the last bottle of Ouzo left!"

ROMP: "No - the Germans changed their mind - you get nothing.."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 22:47 | Link to Comment TomGa
TomGa's picture

"With the moustache or without? I could shave it off if you're too ticklish."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:40 | Link to Comment Jendrzejczyk
Jendrzejczyk's picture

Those invisible pills we bought didn't work, did they?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:43 | Link to Comment MiguelitoRaton
MiguelitoRaton's picture

"Cover your nuts, 'cause if the common people get in here, they will kick the shot out of our nuts!"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:44 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
alien-IQ's picture

"You gonna tell them?"

"nope...you?"

"nope"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:44 | Link to Comment MiguelitoRaton
MiguelitoRaton's picture

Oops, make that:

"Cover your nuts, 'cause if the common people get in here, they will kick the shit out of our nuts!"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:26 | Link to Comment mayhem_korner
mayhem_korner's picture

anatomically, you had it right the first time  :D

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:46 | Link to Comment dwdollar
dwdollar's picture

George Papandreou:  Just as long as I get an island...

Herman Van Rompuy:  Not in front of the camera genius. </murmuring>

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:59 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
Piranhanoia's picture

I did mine before I looked at everyones,  but brlliant, I must say!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:41 | Link to Comment vegas
vegas's picture

GPap to Rumpledumple: "Hey, where do you get a good gyros in Brussels?"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:41 | Link to Comment cocoablini
cocoablini's picture

Caption to be sung to the lyrics of Tracy Chapman's," Fast Car."
"You got fast car,
And I gor a plan to get us outta here.
You and I can both get jobs,
And finally see what it means to be living..."

Any homosexual innotations should be sung with a greek accent

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:42 | Link to Comment Soap
Soap's picture

BLACKJACK NO TRADE BACKS!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:45 | Link to Comment Crashpanic
Crashpanic's picture

It puts the envelope in the basket or else it gets the hose again.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:26 | Link to Comment Clay Hill
Clay Hill's picture

+1  LOL

"quid pro quo, Agent Starling".

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:28 | Link to Comment nmewn
nmewn's picture

I gotta say, it was chilling in its duality...and what happened to your lamb Clarice? ;-)

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:45 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture

"Bernanke Called Me a Chicken Shit Motherfucker. What Does That Mean?"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:48 | Link to Comment doggings
doggings's picture

+1 lulz

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:00 | Link to Comment Problem Is
Problem Is's picture

"If The Bernank's lip is quivering and you slap him... He'll cry."

"BAH-HAH-HAHA-HA-haha-hah-ah-hah!!"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:42 | Link to Comment Fazzie
Fazzie's picture

 "Cmon!, tell ya what, Ill throw in a couple temples just for good faith! Ya gotta help me out here! I swear by Zeuss we are good for it!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:43 | Link to Comment Hugh G Rection
Hugh G Rection's picture

"What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:52 | Link to Comment Racer
Racer's picture

Pensioner dude you complainin?

You want?

Vaseline?

You want vaseline cos you iz sore? HA HA HA HA

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:59 | Link to Comment wisefool
wisefool's picture

R: You really do need to take the Greek fleet in close to America, Germany and France.

P: (But if we do that) We won't last long against those Star Destroyers

R: We'll last alot longer than we will against the Chinese!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:48 | Link to Comment nasdaq99
nasdaq99's picture

How about, "you promised to bring the KY, Rumpoy!"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:45 | Link to Comment MiguelitoRaton
MiguelitoRaton's picture

Pap: "Hey DSK and I are gonna go grab some chambermaids and have are way with them, are you game? Ole DSK loves doing it Greek."

Romp: "Why screw them one at a time, when I can screw a whole nation, and you're their pimp selling them out to me?"

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:49 | Link to Comment WilliamShatner
WilliamShatner's picture

vR: Sign zee papers here, no questions.

Pap: Yes, master.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:49 | Link to Comment Crashpanic
Crashpanic's picture

G-Pap: You said they'd be left at the city under my supervision!

Rompuy: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:50 | Link to Comment zen0
zen0's picture

"The shit that used to work--
It won't work now."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:50 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
SilverIsKing's picture

"I just saved 15% on my car insurance"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:52 | Link to Comment Problem Is
Problem Is's picture

Bankster Communication is Crucial in a Crisis:

"I hear DSK is getting jail time in a cell between Bernie Madoff and some serial sodomizing mafia hit man..."

"Huh, what? DSK is in a cell beteen Barney Frank and Madoff??"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:02 | Link to Comment Shameful
Shameful's picture

This is a winner!

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 03:43 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
HoofHearted's picture

Ding ding ding ding ding! Winner winner chicken dinner!

Now if we can just get Printocchio, Timmay, and Chris Dodd in the same prison, we can all transport them to a secure site (Fukushima).

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 04:05 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
HoofHearted's picture

sorry dup

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:48 | Link to Comment magpie
magpie's picture

Who really needs a haircut here, Punk ?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:48 | Link to Comment zippy_uk
zippy_uk's picture

OR how about:

PAP: "That Farge bloke was right all along wasn't he"

ROMP: "Of all the times to bring that up..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bypLwI5AQvY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HB_L1cnCqs

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:25 | Link to Comment Bullionaire
Bullionaire's picture

NIGEL FARAGE BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZ.

 

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:52 | Link to Comment silveristhenew
silveristhenew's picture

What is this long thing up my?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:49 | Link to Comment Jendrzejczyk
Jendrzejczyk's picture

We are soooo fucked.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:52 | Link to Comment slewie the pi-rat
slewie the pi-rat's picture

can you freaking be-lieve this is legal?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:53 | Link to Comment Eireann go Brach
Eireann go Brach's picture

G Pap...so do we fuck the bankers or not?

Rompy?..give me 24 hours as I have a few calls to make, I need to find out how much I need to pay my cousin for Sarkosy's head!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:52 | Link to Comment Trillax
Trillax's picture

G-Pap: "Can I be on top this one time, Please?"
Herman Van: "Bitch! Haven't you learned your place yet? Don't make me get Merkel to bring the corset again; not to mention I know Sarkozy loves seeing you in those Daisy Dukes..."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:55 | Link to Comment sagerxx
sagerxx's picture

Where's Sneezy, Happy, Doc, Bashful and Sleepy?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:57 | Link to Comment sagerxx
sagerxx's picture

(alternate/vulgar):

Where's Sleazy, Douchey, Gropey, FullTard and the Gimp?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:55 | Link to Comment treemagnet
treemagnet's picture

I appreciate the whole seduction thing.....but you know, I'm a "sure thing"......

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:55 | Link to Comment rubearish10
rubearish10's picture

Well, the problem with the notion that this entire mess "will not end well" is that this shit will never end!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:56 | Link to Comment Piranhanoia
Piranhanoia's picture

"Which of our lovely islands did you get in the raffle?"  

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:57 | Link to Comment mudduck
mudduck's picture

G. Pap;"My ass hurts".   Rumpboy;"shutup".    G. Pap; "So you wanna go to the party Sarkozy is throwin at D. Strauss-Kahns abandoned villa with me?    Rumpboy; "Okay".

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:57 | Link to Comment treemagnet
treemagnet's picture

Usually I have to be fucking wasted before I let just anyone take advantage of me......but, that was sorta fun!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:57 | Link to Comment nonclaim
nonclaim's picture

(while waiting the sentencing for both) G-pap: Do you think it'll be the gallows or the guillotine?

---

On the picture: "Failed" or "Powerless".

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:59 | Link to Comment treemagnet
treemagnet's picture

No seriously - I was wearing one, where is it then?!  Oh fuck!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:55 | Link to Comment his name is rob...
his name is robert paulson420's picture

Like a good neighbor state privatizations is here!

with a bailout!!

and a sammich.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:58 | Link to Comment AgShaman
AgShaman's picture

...And can I getta Hot-tub

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:59 | Link to Comment The Swedish Chef
The Swedish Chef's picture

"I find your lack of austerity measures disturbing"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:56 | Link to Comment treemagnet
treemagnet's picture

Where did you hear that?  I love three-ways!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:01 | Link to Comment treemagnet
treemagnet's picture

I guess word is gettin' round that I put out.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:00 | Link to Comment AgShaman
AgShaman's picture

Nah...nah, not at all...."Hey you wanna do some shrooms later?"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:01 | Link to Comment groovin123
groovin123's picture

... but you said you were on the pill, bitch!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:02 | Link to Comment e_goldstein
e_goldstein's picture

Foooooooook Yoooooooooooou!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:02 | Link to Comment treemagnet
treemagnet's picture

Tell me again, how much is that beach worth in gold?  And the airport?!  Seriously!........

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 19:59 | Link to Comment treemagnet
treemagnet's picture

Sit next to me at the banquet.......

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:03 | Link to Comment Mr Rogers
Mr Rogers's picture

"Man, did you just fart?  That's nasty"

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 02:39 | Link to Comment strannick
strannick's picture

I read 143 of these things. Finally a fart joke.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:00 | Link to Comment BORT
BORT's picture

So, Do we blame the Jews again?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:04 | Link to Comment Hedge Jobs
Hedge Jobs's picture

G PAP: Dont worry about what Nigel Farage said about you. You have far more charisma than a damp rag.

VR: Thanks G PAP, and i think its most unfortunate that the smear campaing against you is being refered to as "PAP smears"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:01 | Link to Comment ragedmaximus
ragedmaximus's picture

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:05 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
Rodent Freikorps's picture

P: Yes, Herman, once you go Greek, you never go back.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:07 | Link to Comment jmc8888
jmc8888's picture

G-Pap:If Jennifer Aniston pisses off our ivory tower and hits the greek bonds, will they be worth more to you?

VR: You mean we'll get piss along with jack shit in return?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:02 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture

G. Pap: "So the buffet at the hotel is free?"

G. Pap: "Can you spare a ten spot for gas?"

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:06 | Link to Comment MsCreant
MsCreant's picture

Rompuy: Don't complain now, you wanted the blue one. I offered you a choice, I still have the red one in the envelope.

G-pap: But I didn't think I'd actually have an erection lasting over 4 hours.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 21:15 | Link to Comment wisefool
wisefool's picture

Side Effects of Keynesianism include:

then in really really small type

 

  • You will tell people if they work hard they can retire at age 40
  • They will figure out, "if I bust my ass, I'll wear my body out and won't be able to enjoy the pension"
  • They will tell their friends
  • when they retire at 40 ,they will have time on their hands so they will probably spend that time and money being rascally rabbits
  • Young people who are still "working" in the public sector will look up to them
  • People in the private sector will embrace their serfdom, and become nihilists
  • Urinary tract infections may develop, and a rug may get soiled
    • report any soiled rugs to your elected official
  • Elected officials might leverage minor appendages to lure infusions of cash from outside sources
  • minor appendages lose value
  • do not mix alcohol with keynesianism. If you must mix alcohol with keynesianism, dilute both with milk
  • If you do not have female ungulates .....
And so on.

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:06 | Link to Comment mrwhoohoo
mrwhoohoo's picture

I have to bend over and then Trichet and the bankers get to do what!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:03 | Link to Comment janus
janus's picture

HV: ...So, where do you stand, Georgie?  For goodness or for badness?

GP:  I know I've made some mistakes in the past, but I'm prepared to make up for all of that now.  I wanna be good.

HV:  GOOD!  VERY GOOD!...How bout' a Fresca?, Mr. Scholarship winner.

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:06 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture

HVR: I guess you don't want that scholarship very much.

GP: I guess I don't

HVR: I guess I don't! I guess I don't!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:10 | Link to Comment janus
janus's picture

What's that, your honor?

I said, You're on!! You're on!!!

 

....We're all gettin laid!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:12 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture

HVR: Moose, Rocko, help G-Pap find his wallet!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:21 | Link to Comment janus
janus's picture

Hey, Wang, I think this place is restricted; so don't tell em' you're jewish...okay, fine.

 

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:20 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture

my dingy is bigger than your whole boat. lulz

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:29 | Link to Comment janus
janus's picture

I Christen thee the Flying WASP.

 

 

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:34 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture

dont just stand there g-pap,? get some glue!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:30 | Link to Comment janus
janus's picture

drop anchor.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:37 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture

the last time i saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:40 | Link to Comment janus
janus's picture

he's a good kid...now I know why tigers eat their young.

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:49 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture

buddies for life, i say

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:57 | Link to Comment janus
janus's picture

cannonball commin!!!

Tue, 06/21/2011 - 03:54 | Link to Comment agrotera
agrotera's picture

I bet you (two) get a free bowl of soup with your comments...oh but it (they) looks good on you!

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:16 | Link to Comment plocequ1
plocequ1's picture

G. The Dow Futes are up 20
V Why are you talking in captions?

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:08 | Link to Comment Coke and Hookers
Coke and Hookers's picture

Pap: "Uhhh WHAT THE FUCK?"

Rompy: "Yeah that's right human. I'm a fucking REPTILE!"

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:09 | Link to Comment Frankie Carbone
Frankie Carbone's picture

"Indeed George, that is a problem.

What to do with all those vermin commoners after you sell off Greece to us. 

Hmm, let me think on that one."

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:09 | Link to Comment bonderøven-farm ass
bonderøven-farm ass's picture

VR: " How much for the little girl (s)?"
Pap: "huh?"
VR: "The women.....how much for the women.....?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvZgwtpPmLY

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:11 | Link to Comment Coke and Hookers
Coke and Hookers's picture

+LULZ

Mon, 06/20/2011 - 20:05 | Link to Comment bankonzhongguo
bankonzhongguo's picture

All your goats are belong to us.

 

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!