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P: " When the horse dies you fucking dismount you idiot."
Absorba the Greek
P: Anyone ever tell you that you look like John Malkovich, from the movie Being John Malcovich?
V: Nein
P: I don't want to give the plot away then but it's ironic because it's a movie about a rabbit hole.
Please insert the full tranche of your "rescue" package directly into my Parthenon
"I still want to Greek you tonight, Lets not let money stand in the way of our love"
Or " You think that loan is BIG"
.....because ya dance with the one that brung 'ya...
hey Tyler check this out
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/nc-man-allegedly-robs-bank-health-...
You know how I feel about you.....must I say it?
"Who's selling EUR? That ain't in the plan..."
"Dam, Paulson and his trees..."
R: zat yoor vife in zee front row?
P: Yez, why du yu ask?
R: I kood add von mor comma to zee chek for un hour vis her.
Its like pissing your pants....at first its kinda warm and all, then, well,.......
It feels so good, I'm doing it now!
- Sniper Reloaded
were you just staring at the back of my head?.....
Mr. Rompuy and I have decided to turn all of Greece into one big diner ...... it'll be a gold mine!
P: What's my delta tau chi name?
R: George, I've thought long and hard about this. Your delta tau chi name is .... flounder.
"No seriously. You just go into stall #2, tap your foot twice..."
"You ever done it with a peasant?"
"So like I was saying... this whole thing is a lot like the donkey show."
"I tied my own shoes today. It was exhilarating!"
"No. No. They're called... what was it... oh right... ladyboys. They're just right out there on the street."
Pompo: Sorry bro, oppah! It just ain't going to happen for yaz!
Euro cat: Crap! I thought we had enough of the Greko fudds fooled!
I heard you were lookin' at Spain and Italy!? WTF have they got that I don't? C'mon baby, tell Daddy what you need.....
GP: Better hold onto that one; it's for a Lamborgini.
reference to Dumb and Dumber...+1
PM GP to E.C Pres H.V. Romp...: " We are sorry to announce to our creditors that Greece will secede from the European Union, effective immediately. Although some may think austerity is in order, we Greeks have too much passion for much of that. Instead we will celebrate, like we did the night before the battle of Marathon, we shall dance. And to pay our bills with a generous reduced balance required by our friends across the world, we will sell commemorative gold drachmas to help the world remember that indeed to be righteous is to be Greek!!!"
"you tell, em"
"no, you tell, em".- And you are not getting any tonight.
"Hey lets get Benjamin to tell em. He's good at it.
I told you I didn't know what the %#$! I was doing?
Rom: "If you promise to wear that outfit like Xerxes from 300, you've got yourself a deal."
Pap: "If you treat me like Bernanke treats the dollar, I'll get you '30,000 free greeks!'. It's not like we'll need all of'm..."
"Give them nothing! But take from them everything! " (another line from the movie, appropriate no?)
yeah, but who's gonna span the hellenspont?
Spank a hell of a(lot) of spunk? Oh sorry, misread that.
Ewmayer: "Is that a EUR/USD long position you're covering with your envelope, or are you you just happy to see me?"
I guess whoever gets 'long' enough first...
Mr. Van Rompuy, my people have spoken. They have chosen a new leader .... and guess what? He's a pilot too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHFbhhi_XVc
"Honey, I shrunk the country."
"Rumpy, it ain't over till my TWO fat guys sing"
.....fucking MERS, who reads the fine print anyway? This ARM thing sucks ass!
P: I can't think of anything else to do do, either. It's our duty to rule.
You mean it?...50,000 points just for signing up?! Hell yeah!
"Seriously, try it once. The sheep doesn't mind."
It's OK we found the solution:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?VISuperSize&item=380333171036
"Afterwards - your bunker or mine"
Papandreou and Van Rompuy depict two different ideas for a "support package."
Olive Oil?
No?
I wanna suck your dick on this platform right now....I'll even jiggle your balls for a couple euros.
Seriously, are your pockets as empty as mine?
"I didn't KNOW she was your daughter, honest."
pods
Yeah Rogain didn't work for me either.
I was reading Zerohedge the other day........
+1
"Does Goldman Sachs still get our 10 islands?"
"I was never that crazy about the whole "Euro" idea anyway"
NPH is just out of shot and just asked D "ever done blow off a hookers ass?"
D is looking at vR because he realized just who "that" hooker was, vR is not ashamed
Yo dude, wanna sniff my stanky fingers?
"You're from Belgium? I am so fucked..."
You've got college kids actually up in arms over this looming crisis... maybe because their student loans are in danger? Perhaps the youth of atlanta might be a bit more violent than greek kids, when the welfare checks stop rolling in.
http://collegemessiah.blogspot.com/2011/06/my-country-she-wants-to-get-r...
^-even the white kids aren't happy.
Psst ... I know a guy who will kill anyone for a hundred percocet.
P: How long do we have to stand like this?
vR: Through the entire commercial break.
P: Bullshit. I want my smoke and a swig, and the make-up girl to give me a squeze. Where did you go to acting school?
vR: Its over man. They got DVRs now. If we are going to get any ad revenue for this comedy we have to be here for bumper cuts at anytime or interval. Now put on this truckers hat.
P: FUCK YOU!
vR: Fine, I'll wear the truckers hat. You wear the coolie hat.
You betrayed me Fredo. I know it was you.
" Can I get the golden boy-slut at teh grove this year,...pleaaase?"
"You've been a bad puppet papandreou."
+ concrete owls
Let the fools have their tar-tar sauce.
Seriously. You be daddy this time.
AAAAAaaack AAaaacck!! Ack Ack Ack
Fuck You Henry Kissinger...... Fuck You's Rockefellers
Fuck Yous...Rothschilds...
Fuck Off CFR......
THERE ,THAT FEELS BETTER...
P: "You guys will take a check for repayment, should we accept, right?"
Further proof Zero Hedge's (and sites like it) ascendency (and in many ways supremacy) and the nearly exhausted entropy of its rivals:
In one go they've outdone every single New Yorker caption contest put together.
Rock steady, ZH.
hear-hear janus!!!
GP: "You said I was your cousin."
HVR: "That was a lie. If I was a relative of yours, I'd shoot myself."
Wanna play hide the bankster salami?
Damn right your gonna blink!
GP: Herman?
HVR: sigh . . . What is it?
GP: We never talk anymore.
HVR: Ahh Christ, here we go.
stick it to the Germans bitchezs!
G-Pap: "Hey, you wanna go out later.....drop some shrooms....then bang some hookers?"
VR: "Yeah....sure...but first I gotsa go out to my 'storage unit' and check on some things"
G-Pap: "Gotta move sumpin' heavy?...I can help you with that"
VR: "What!....Who told you I had something heavy to move?"
G-Pap: "Nobody....sheesh, take it easy!....What, are you smugglin' Belgian gold bars or something?"
Euro Council Stiff on Greco Bucking
Seeks Smooth Entry to Tight Measures
GP: Knock-knock.
HVR: Goddammit, Pap, not now!
GP: (Sniff) You use to like my knock-knock jokes.
HVR: Jesus Christ. I'm never using Match.com again.
You know what will happen if you do this...
VR: Welcome to the Euro-Pee-On Council.
P: Dammit! Not again! I thought it was Portugal's turn!?!
HVR: I hope you like sushi.
GP: Why's that?
HVR: We just sold your country to the Japanese.
vr: suck mah dick, biatch
P: ok
Go long Kuffiyas.
"It takes a pillage."
GP: It's OK. You don't have to say it. I know how you feel about me. By the way, my dick is so hard right now a cat couldn't scratch it.
I hope GP will realize, with enough goats, any war can be won!!!!!!!! Remember Marathon old friends!!!!!!!
http://www.artemisagrotera.org/en/history.asp
Heaven forbid we ever forget:
Sojourner, go and tell the Spartans
that here, obedient to their commands, we died!
The fate of many have passed through the 'hot gates'; and another bottleneck is forming.
PS Agrotera, forgive me for my image (the earnest lil' stickfigured imp). In real life I'm a gentleman, and would never be so tacky and purile. I hope you're not offended...trust that I have my reasons.
Thank you kind janus!!!
I am sure you are a fine gentleman...how kind of you to remind us all of the valor of the ancient Greeks--a symbol of encouragement that we all need.
My dad use to tell me so many stories about the battle of Thermopylae, and recite some of the great playwrights and philosophers of Greece...can't quote like you, but i remember the stories. I am heartbroken by what is happening in Greece.
Brothers, forgive the following if it seems a bit sappy. It's late and there is a lady in close commerce.
What I wouldn't give to hear just one those stories imbued with patriotic verve and elan. I'd wager your father will get to witness a very visceral rendering of one of those epics -- or at least a reasonable analog. I see hope breaking over the horizon.
I wish I were so nimble with the wisdom of yore. I remembered the jist of it, found a perfectly inadequate interpretation online; and then tried spruce it up a bit.
Call me humble, but I suspect I could have tolerated life in the age of Athenian Democracy.
At your service,
Janus
Janus, you must be a poet, your words are so sweet...
my dad is gone, but i know if he were alive, he would have been blogging here with us and he would indulge us with the kind of stories you describe...
So thankful for telling us about the hope you see on the horizon.
God Bless you.
No, I am no great poet, and here is no great matter:
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker
and I have seen the Eternal Footman hold my coat and snicker
and in short, I was afraid
...like a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
Couldn't help myself there; as I'm unable to resist the temptation to pinch a bit from Eliot, especially when Opportunity plumps it up all irresistable like -- and I'd like to know what he'd have to say about all this...probably pen some prosaic piece about pussy cats and stretch out for a nap. Oh, wait, he did have something to say about this economic crisis, it's commonly called 'The Wasteland'; some call it The Book of Revelations Redux -- either way, it grimly portends boundless horror for all those who have ears to hear, eyes to see and all that such-and-such.
No, no poet here residing; just Jauns (poseur and paterfamilias) practicing all manner of husbandry.
I have it on The Best Authority that your esteemed father will have the best and most coveted seat in the house. I hear Socrates is coming for the show; behold, there he is riding a pale horse! Selah.
May God bless and keep your family and your people,
Janus
There you go again, you poet! I am sure you are not a poseur, aside from your avatar, but you chose your avatar, i am sure, because of what Janus represents--just the same reason i chose agrotera....in these times, we need janus's help, to be strong to face our endings, and to look forward to beginnings and without an end, we would never have a beginning, and usually both beginnings and endings only come with a battle, and that is what agrotera is there to help.
And we, with our heros and our intentions represented in our avatars, can do the best we can to help each day, make the world a better place, and for that we can take heart.
I am going ot miss this conversation Janus! See you later!!!
Agrotera
G-PAP to Herman Van Hitler:
Do you have a mountain top villa for me if this doesn't work out ? I hate torches and pitchforks !
"I never thought we would run out of peasants to pick up the tab. Honest."
Is that E130B in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey Herman, don't blame the Greek people for thinking you look like an ATM machine.
As our joo overlords command us to do.............
Rump: George, you look like you're about to have a stroke. Just say yes, man.
If that’s your best Elgin Marble impersonation, I’m afraid the Greek people have no further need for you.
Maybe thou shalt not crucify man on a cross of gold. But you can sure the hell crucify the dumb SOB's on debt and fiat! LOL!
K-Pap: "When we were joking earlier... that part about me having to play your meat whistle when this is done... we were joking, right?"
"WTF! you didn't buy when Bitcoins where at $.01 ?!?!!?"
I haven't physically attacked anyone in a couple of years...
+10
Slam dunk! Dayam, you are twisted!
You try the Grecian Formula first, and I will follow suit. OK!
You know, it's better to have it and not need it, than it is to need it, and not have it.
You know Rump, in Greece we allow our ties to unfurl from the back of our necks. That's right, here - allow me to help you. Now, all we need is a lofty place to tie it. (Where's a Parthenon when you need one?)
Pap: You got the implantable RFID chips ready ?
"Really, sir, there's no way you got crabs from me."
Herman Van Rompuy: "We need to bullshit our way through the summer, how many girls do you have for me on that island of yours?"
Papandreou: "Fine, fine you asshole. At least five girls, and the young man you asked for as well. I'm finished but I can probably drag my feet and lie out of both sides of my mouth for at least another six months as long as you grant me asylum and immunity."
Herman Van Rompuy: "Fine, as long as you bring with you the boy for me and your gold for Merkel...or was it the other way around...?"
Papandreou: "Done. Just don't expect .99% purity or good treatment of Vacationers for a generation or two. Smile, those assholes are taking pictures now and we must look like we know what in the hell we are doing."
VR: I'll see your insolvent Mediterranean nation bailout and raise you one insolvent Atlantic nation bailout!
P: B...B...But we were first!
VR: Relax George. On a long enough timeline the survival rate for all sovereign nations drops to zero."
Resistance is futile.
just in
*German banks may boycott Greek rescue without state guarantees
tight...
VR: Screwing Greece gives me an erection (but I don't like people to see).
P: I have to go peepee.
farrakhan bringing it. hard to argue his point... http://youtu.be/S6so0wYjhXQ
peace.
blaa haa haa haa. What, Old dipshit Khan Artist drop the idiot Moha ha ha mu mu mu mad man muslim Kabba Kissing let's start a riot act and the space ship not bringing in the cheese? ... ''kill Whitey'' lost the old charm and the million man march of morons that voted for a President because he's black not selling anymore? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKHnsKLZ7x8
ty william.
The Green wave? All- righty then!
this guy mentions Satan in one breath and how he was taught by a superior mind the next minute. Get the connection? False Christ. Extremely volatile and unstable.
Slightly off topic, but I want a good photo of Hank P. and Timmy G. "Hugging". I have pages of captions ready for that one.
Ok.
P: "NO. I refuse! Not in front of the press. But later...maybe.
VR: grrummble.
I know one of the them is Rango, but who's the guy on the left?
"So putting peanut butter on your dick and letting the dog lick it off is OK with the wife?"
-Man, yer flying low
-(Not gonna look, not gonna look...)
Christopher Lloyd and Gerald McRaney, in "Dude, Where's My Country?"
GP : I like your tie, Can I get one when I deliver you Greece.
VP : (Thinking to himself) Oh yes your gunna get a new tie , probably a Columbian necktie
GP : That Steak tatare tasted awefully familiar ? Any one we know?
VP : Yes someone from the Emerald Isles and it will soon taste like your dick if you don't hand us Greece
US just had its Fukushima moment. Inches away from a nuclear disaster
http://gmbpost.com/featured/us-nuclear-plant-came-inches-from-a-fukushim...
http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2011/06/alex-andreou-democracy-vs-mythology-%E2%80%93-the-battle-in-syntagma-square.html
Welcome to Poland!
P: "Where is the back door?"
Bit off topic, but it appears that Lulzsec have hacked into the Fukushima survailence cameras...looks like a fire raging there only a few days ago...
http://bankofamericasuck.com/06/20/breaking-news-wtf-antisec-fukushima-p...
Papandreou: I have a headache !!
Rompy: Too bad. You're still going to cop it.
Pap: From you?
Rompy: No, from your countrymen !!!
None of them can make any decisions since they are both puppets. Who is Van Rompuy? Who vote for him?
I just can't take this shit anymore, will they allready die, or something. This is just too much, the market is not a "market"
"Who voted for you?!?" - Nigel Farage on Van Rompuy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bypLwI5AQvY
G-Pap: "Asking whether your grand daughter is free for the Hilton celebration party is a reasonable condition for signing the bailout..."
Pap: Do you have posession of the package?
Romp: Affirmative. But my masters want world domination in exchange.
Call it the Super Paradise Summit......
Sometimes the winning move is not to play
p:you know i can..., i you'd like, im just saying..
vr: hhmmmmm
That Belgian tear gas isn't anywhere near as good as American tear gas.
P: Well, matey, what do you know ?
VR: What I want to know is while we throw the Greek people to the lions and take all their property, will there be free booze and free hookers ?
Just Buy The Fuckin' Dip George!.
Both are saying: I left my wallet in my other pants, can you spring for lunch?
They are thinking, "Boy, I sure wish we were still in Switzerland at the Bilderberg meeting."
"Jesus Christ, Rumpoy. Farage was right about you. You really do look like a low-level bank clerk. Couldn't you at least have worn a decent suit? And wipe that retarded smile off your face, you fuckwit. There are cameras everywhere."
Bail out contest? It's an ( Ex- Lax) Free for all.
(FUDGE PACKING) contest
(dot)
p:have you ever wondered, why do we have to look like the bernank???
vr:hmmmmmmmm
"You look like a small, skinny Christopher Lloyd."
Hehe...yes, yes...math is indeed quite difficult.
Stewie, do you know why.......
Pap......You wanna pull my finger??
No, in Greek there is no "a" in Europeen.
Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez
It doesn't matter she's dead. Strauss-Kahn wants to "Greek" Maria Callas or no deal!
"fuck you i will do what you tell me"
"fuck you i would'nt do what i tell you!"
van Rompuy: all the world's going socialist.
Papandreou: but can we pay for it?