BAILOUT THRILLER (Banzai7 Halloween Countdown Post 5)

williambanzai7's picture



(Michael Jackson's Thriller)



It's Midnight this late October night and

Central Banksta Zombies Lurking in the Dark.

Under The Moonlight,

You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart.

You Try To Scream,

But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It.

Markets Start To Freeze,

As Horror Looks You Right Between Your Day Trader Eyes,

Your Paralyzed

You Hear The Door Slam,

And Realize There's Nowhere Left To Run.

You Feel The Cold Take Hold,

And Wonder If You'll Ever See another Market Run

You Close Your Eyes,

And Hope That This Is Just Imagination,

But All The While,

You Hear The Grim Market Reaper

Creepin' Up Behind

You're Out Of Trading Time

They're Out to Get You,

There's Robot Trading Demons Closing In On Every Side.

They Will Possess You,

Unless You Change The Number On Your Skype.

Now Is the Time for You and Your Trading Bros to huddle Close Together

All Thru The Night,

It'll Save You From The Terror On The Bloomberg Screen,

It'll Make You See:


(narrated by Vincent Price)

Darkness Falls Across Obanksta Land,

The Asian Trading Day Is Close At Hand.

Bottom Feeders Crawl In Search Of Blood...

To Fraudclose on Your Neighborhood

And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without

The Soul For Economic Bust

Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Subprime Hell,

And Rot Inside Lehman's Bankrupt Shell.

The Foulest Stench Is In The Air

The Funk Of One Gazillion Bailout Bucks

And Short Selling Ghouls From Every Trading Room

Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom

And Though You Fight To Stay Alive

Your P&L Starts To Shiver

For No Banksta Schtupster Can Resist

The Evil Of The Bailout Thriller


'Cause this Is Thriller,

TARP Bailout Thriller Night

and No-ones Gonna Save You from the Beast about to Strike.

You Know its Thriller,

TARP Bailout Thriller Night

You're fighting for Your Monetary Life inside a Killer, Thriller.

Thriller, TARP Bailout Night

It can thrill you More Than Any Keynesian Ghoul Could ever try.

(Thriller, Bailout Night)

So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Chiller, Mega Fiscal Massacre
Thriller Here Tonight.

'Cause this Is Thriller ,TARP Bailout Thriller night

It Will Thrill You More Than Any Kenynesian Ghoul Could ever dare

Any Ghoul could ever Dare...







































shovel Fredy



THE near!!!!


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damage's picture

You know what's really creepy/spooky? The fact the FEC has been attempting to criminally prosecute Ron Paul's PAC, Campaign For Liberty because they have been speaking out against the Disclose Act. Yeah, that SCOTUS decision, was just so fucking horrible... w/o it Campaign For Liberty would be currently gagged for real, and they are attempting to do it again with the passage of the Disclose Act... Campaign for Liberty being a type of "corporation".... oops.

Those who support "campaign finance reform" are the most cowardly, retarded, dipshits in the entire universe... (unfortunately about 80% of the population... we are so fucked...)

thermroc's picture

Fantastic stuff. Laughed out loud at The Quant from Planet X.

How about some spy thrillers.

The Bournanke Catastrophe, starring Helicopter Ben as Jason Bournanke

The 39 Trillion Steps

The IPCRESS Mortgage File



williambanzai7's picture

The stream of new material is endless, tnx to the Tim and Ben show

mellmeister's picture

ERASERDEBT - classic!!

Fox Moulder's picture

Should do a poster with Schwarzenegger and The Creditor (even deadlier than The Predator).

williambanzai7's picture

I have been holding the Alien Predator idea in reserve.....

MsCreant's picture

Great work, as always now.

I gave you flak for being too tame once. I take it back.

williambanzai7's picture

Lunacy all in good measure ;-)

ShankyS's picture

How many nose variations did they use on that Lego MJ? Love the lego addition as we have probably every lego made in the past 8 years and then some. Kids love 'em.

Fantastic work B7. Enjoy all your posts.

williambanzai7's picture

Tnx SS  I LOL'd that Lego clip as well

Kassandra's picture

That was amazing! I can't wait for the "Borg"...resistance is futile! 

doolittlegeorge's picture

I'm trying to think how these variants can beat the originals and honestly...i can't.  I have been working on a script for a movie version of the Love Boat however...ooooo, who's gonna beat me to it, who's gonna beat me to it....."promising something surprising and new"!  and meaning it in "the way of love" of course. there will be scary moments of when Captain Stubing....oh, you almost caught me clever internet...almost caught me

Unlawful Justice's picture

Reality is brutal Horror!   Our ills are painfully apparent.  

Things that go bump in the night................. It's the FED!!!

Great art Banzai.

knukles's picture

Hey, whatever happened to that Lucas Van Pragg fellow or whatever his name is?  Or anybody else for that matter responding to rumor and innuendo from Goldilocks?  Or claiming to be doing God's work?

Is silence golden?  The calm before the storm?    

williambanzai7's picture

As they say in the Godfather, they went to the matresses.