BAILOUT THRILLER (Banzai7 Halloween Countdown Post 5)

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BAILOUT THRILLER NIGHT

(Michael Jackson's Thriller)

WilliamBanzai7

 

It's Midnight this late October night and

Central Banksta Zombies Lurking in the Dark.

Under The Moonlight,

You See A Sight That Almost Stops Your Heart.

You Try To Scream,

But Terror Takes The Sound Before You Make It.

Markets Start To Freeze,

As Horror Looks You Right Between Your Day Trader Eyes,

Your Paralyzed

You Hear The Door Slam,

And Realize There's Nowhere Left To Run.

You Feel The Cold Take Hold,

And Wonder If You'll Ever See another Market Run

You Close Your Eyes,

And Hope That This Is Just Imagination,

But All The While,

You Hear The Grim Market Reaper

Creepin' Up Behind

You're Out Of Trading Time

They're Out to Get You,

There's Robot Trading Demons Closing In On Every Side.

They Will Possess You,

Unless You Change The Number On Your Skype.

Now Is the Time for You and Your Trading Bros to huddle Close Together

All Thru The Night,

It'll Save You From The Terror On The Bloomberg Screen,

It'll Make You See:

 

(narrated by Vincent Price)

Darkness Falls Across Obanksta Land,

The Asian Trading Day Is Close At Hand.

Bottom Feeders Crawl In Search Of Blood...

To Fraudclose on Your Neighborhood

And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without

The Soul For Economic Bust

Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Subprime Hell,

And Rot Inside Lehman's Bankrupt Shell.

The Foulest Stench Is In The Air

The Funk Of One Gazillion Bailout Bucks

And Short Selling Ghouls From Every Trading Room

Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom

And Though You Fight To Stay Alive

Your P&L Starts To Shiver

For No Banksta Schtupster Can Resist

The Evil Of The Bailout Thriller

 

'Cause this Is Thriller,

TARP Bailout Thriller Night

and No-ones Gonna Save You from the Beast about to Strike.

You Know its Thriller,

TARP Bailout Thriller Night

You're fighting for Your Monetary Life inside a Killer, Thriller.

Thriller, TARP Bailout Night
'Cause

It can thrill you More Than Any Keynesian Ghoul Could ever try.

(Thriller, Bailout Night)

So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Chiller, Mega Fiscal Massacre
Thriller Here Tonight.

'Cause this Is Thriller ,TARP Bailout Thriller night

It Will Thrill You More Than Any Kenynesian Ghoul Could ever dare

try
Any Ghoul could ever Dare...

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shovel Fredy

 

 

THE END...is near!!!!

WB7