• Sprott Money
    05/26/2016 - 05:58
    How many “emergency” “secret” meetings do the central planners around the world need to have before the citizens of the respective countries begin to fully understand and take notice that something...

"Like A Balloon"

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Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:05 | 1312715 Xibalba
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sounds like netflix

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:36 | 1312829 jus_lite_reading
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Sounds like (enter any IPO since 2007)

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:53 | 1312896 Popo
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Sounds like an analogy for ZeroHedge.  Lots of readers flooded in for the quality independent research.  Now they're hissing out.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 10:06 | 1312928 Terminus C
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The only burping and farting I see here is from the trolls. 

Right troll?

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 10:13 | 1312973 InconvenientCou...
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The "hissing", if it isn't just a figment of your imagination, certainly isn't related to the "quality independent research". That aspect is clearly in a league of it's own.

You want to be in a league of your own? Don't play by the rules of someone else's game. Churn can be a good thing.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 10:16 | 1312983 LowProfile
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So you only come here now to complain?  WTF?

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 10:18 | 1312995 I am more equal...
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Sounds like what Bernaked did to the banksters... only it was a high pressured money stream.  And like all true women they never fart or burb it out - it just goes to their hips.  I wonder what else could be shoved up a banksters ass?

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:09 | 1312719 hugovanderbubble
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EUR/CHF targeting for 1-1 parity

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:10 | 1312721 Mudflap
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That'll be the sign... the Bernanke fart.  When it comes it will be massive!

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:09 | 1312739 firstdivision
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The Bernak eats Coupons and farts lollars

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:14 | 1312764 BobPaulson
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The blast zone around ground zero will flatten everything with a punishing wave of Bernanke Lindens. No financial instrument will be left undiluted.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 11:28 | 1313264 Manthong
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Either that, or a Bernanke burst intestines, with crap all over the place in either event.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:07 | 1312723 Jason T
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I read that yesterday.. funny as hell.  

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:10 | 1312724 firstdivision
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Is this what happened to Ernesto Cordero Arroyo, just that he's unable to burp or fart (like a seagull)?

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 10:22 | 1312990 Mec-sick-o
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You are confused.

The chubby guy is Agustin Carstens, he is now Governor of Banco de Mexico and runner up for IMF.

Ernesto Cordero Arroyo succeded him as Secretary of Finance..

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 15:35 | 1317925 firstdivision
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My bad, you are correct.  Thanks!

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:07 | 1312725 Steelpulse
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'Balloon', not 'Baloon'! 

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:36 | 1312836 Cleanclog
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Baffoon?  Baboon . . .

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:10 | 1312726 breezer1
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he was tbtf.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:10 | 1312732 Mudflap
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That'll be the sign... the Bernanke fart.  When it comes it will be massive!

edit: oops - slow internet this morning :(

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:13 | 1312742 Jason T
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IS that how we have to deflate this stock market bubble? By farting it out?

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:13 | 1312743 Miss Expectations
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"I had no choice but to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."

Sadly, like so many, Steven gave up his power to grab the fuckin hose and pull it out of his ass.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:20 | 1312787 SuperRay
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+ 10000

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:33 | 1312828 knukles
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I had a similar reaction.  Not only why'd he not pull it out, but why in God's name did he stuff it up there. 

Next DSK excuse; I fell on "it".

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:39 | 1312851 Cognitive Dissonance
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But poor Steve is the victim of the air hose here Miss Expectations. And we all know the victim is not responsible for him or herself and most definitely not for removing the air hose from the ass.

We have become a world of professionals victims who beg for manipulation.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:46 | 1312872 GeneMarchbanks
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I was sipping coffee when I read the comment above, now I'm cleaning my monitor and keyboard... Thanks a lot... seriously that was quality.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 10:42 | 1313081 Rusty Shorts
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LMFAO !!

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 13:11 | 1313634 Ryman1075
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I think of this scene every thime I hear about this guy. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJkYHg8Q08Y

Watch 1:03 - 1:13  Good stuff.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 15:21 | 1314007 jmc8888
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Great stuff, the scene from modern problems is pretty funny too. (last part of the scene)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD4ODFj2Kv4

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:10 | 1312744 magpie
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If we were medieval, the perfect retribution for Ponzimeisters.

Hope he gets well and belches & farts to Recovery.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:14 | 1312750 gall batter
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Full of air.  Should run for prez, either party. 

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:40 | 1312840 Cleanclog
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+100

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:14 | 1312755 monopoly
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Luv it.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:15 | 1312757 Temporalist
Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:50 | 1312879 UnRealized Reality
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+1-I like the original German version better.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:15 | 1312760 rabidbat
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QE2 was an epic failure,QE3 is out of question now.All the printed money of the whole universe can't defeat the deflation monster now.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:15 | 1312767 Temporalist
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Ahh but don't doubt for a second they won't try.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:31 | 1312821 Hubbs
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Oh come on now batman! Haven't you ever heard of the old saying "Third time is a charm?"

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:37 | 1312831 knukles
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I thought that was "Third time's a scam."

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 14:32 | 1313889 Creepy Lurker
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First time's bad luck, second time's coincidence, third time's enemy action.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:14 | 1312763 AldoHux_IV
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Definitely sounds like the SPX & R2000-- very good.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:19 | 1312768 SokPOTUS
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This must be a common occurrence.  Most truck drivers I've seen already look like they have fallen on an air hose.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:25 | 1312798 Mudflap
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Hey! I resemble that remark...

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:58 | 1312901 SokPOTUS
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:)

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:20 | 1312771 scratch_and_sniff
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classic slapstick...way too funny, the thought of helpless inflating people always cracks me up.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:25 | 1312797 bonddude
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Was that a scene from No Country for Old Men ?

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:21 | 1312774 Jim Lahey
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Many a market & man getting blown these dayz.  Strange dayz indeed..

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:24 | 1312789 Cursive
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I believe he "fell" onto the hose about as much as I believe Blankfiend is doing God's work. ER patients in Dallas have also been heard to claim that a cucumber became lodged in their rectum after they fell down while walking naked in a garden. Also as believable as the Euro being in existence in 5 years.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:41 | 1312848 hedgeless_horseman
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The insertion of the toy car into Ryan Dunn's anus was an accident, too.  Just like The Bernank is accidentally inflating asset prices.

Thu, 05/26/2011 - 09:42 | 1312864 Mercury
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Uh, there appears to be a '71 fastback Mustang parked in your ah...um...

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