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Sounds like an analogy for ZeroHedge. Lots of readers flooded in for the quality independent research. Now they're hissing out.
The only burping and farting I see here is from the trolls.
The "hissing", if it isn't just a figment of your imagination, certainly isn't related to the "quality independent research". That aspect is clearly in a league of it's own.
You want to be in a league of your own? Don't play by the rules of someone else's game. Churn can be a good thing.
So you only come here now to complain? WTF?
Sounds like what Bernaked did to the banksters... only it was a high pressured money stream. And like all true women they never fart or burb it out - it just goes to their hips. I wonder what else could be shoved up a banksters ass?
EUR/CHF targeting for 1-1 parity
That'll be the sign... the Bernanke fart. When it comes it will be massive!
The Bernak eats Coupons and farts lollars
The blast zone around ground zero will flatten everything with a punishing wave of Bernanke Lindens. No financial instrument will be left undiluted.
Either that, or a Bernanke burst intestines, with crap all over the place in either event.
I read that yesterday.. funny as hell.
Is this what happened to Ernesto Cordero Arroyo, just that he's unable to burp or fart (like a seagull)?
You are confused.
The chubby guy is Agustin Carstens, he is now Governor of Banco de Mexico and runner up for IMF.
Ernesto Cordero Arroyo succeded him as Secretary of Finance..
My bad, you are correct. Thanks!
'Balloon', not 'Baloon'!
Baffoon? Baboon . . .
he was tbtf.
edit: oops - slow internet this morning :(
IS that how we have to deflate this stock market bubble? By farting it out?
"I had no choice but to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."
Sadly, like so many, Steven gave up his power to grab the fuckin hose and pull it out of his ass.
I had a similar reaction. Not only why'd he not pull it out, but why in God's name did he stuff it up there.
Next DSK excuse; I fell on "it".
But poor Steve is the victim of the air hose here Miss Expectations. And we all know the victim is not responsible for him or herself and most definitely not for removing the air hose from the ass.
We have become a world of professionals victims who beg for manipulation.
I was sipping coffee when I read the comment above, now I'm cleaning my monitor and keyboard... Thanks a lot... seriously that was quality.
I think of this scene every thime I hear about this guy.
Watch 1:03 - 1:13 Good stuff.
Great stuff, the scene from modern problems is pretty funny too. (last part of the scene)
If we were medieval, the perfect retribution for Ponzimeisters.
Hope he gets well and belches & farts to Recovery.
Full of air. Should run for prez, either party.
+1-I like the original German version better.
QE2 was an epic failure,QE3 is out of question now.All the printed money of the whole universe can't defeat the deflation monster now.
Ahh but don't doubt for a second they won't try.
Oh come on now batman! Haven't you ever heard of the old saying "Third time is a charm?"
I thought that was "Third time's a scam."
First time's bad luck, second time's coincidence, third time's enemy action.
Definitely sounds like the SPX & R2000-- very good.
This must be a common occurrence. Most truck drivers I've seen already look like they have fallen on an air hose.
Hey! I resemble that remark...
classic slapstick...way too funny, the thought of helpless inflating people always cracks me up.
Was that a scene from No Country for Old Men ?
Many a market & man getting blown these dayz. Strange dayz indeed..
I believe he "fell" onto the hose about as much as I believe Blankfiend is doing God's work. ER patients in Dallas have also been heard to claim that a cucumber became lodged in their rectum after they fell down while walking naked in a garden. Also as believable as the Euro being in existence in 5 years.
The insertion of the toy car into Ryan Dunn's anus was an accident, too. Just like The Bernank is accidentally inflating asset prices.
Uh, there appears to be a '71 fastback Mustang parked in your ah...um...
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