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Right before option expiry. Put holders get hosed again.
I guess that would be the case (dunno nothin' bou't no options), but it hasn't happened yet.
And anyway, TD how are you extrapolating a bank holiday out of this? It seems like pulling one in the middle of a disaster, when people need to buy supplies would be political suicide. Besides which closing the stock exhange isn't closing the banks, is it? Enlighten us poor peons plz! (seriously, I don't get it)
Buy supplies? From where? Any supplies are going to be handed out at shelters.
ZH reported 7-11's getting cleaned out as soon as they restocked, so evidentially goods are coming from somewhere.
You can't be that stupid. Surely not.
Is this kind of waht it looks like?
Wall Street + Federal Reserve Corporation Theft = World Economic Collapse
Wow, deja veux rerun...disturbing.
That fictional snip is from the early 80's, fiction as truth is the same as lie=true.
"Bank holiday" is the generic name for a market close.
It means we are "Winning!"
Tyler, I sent a story idea to tips (at) zerohedge.org
Thought this was a pretty good one, feel free to replublish or tell me how to do it, if you like it.
Now's the time to push for pebble bed reactors
nowz the time playaz are queuing up for natural gas combined cycle units. - Ned
I vote for coal gassification, combined cycle.
Stationary bikes that plug into outlets. Should take care of obesity too. 2 birds, 1 stone.
Now, how in the hell are they going to jam the market higher with it closed??? That doesn't make sense.
closed to the proles. not closed to those doing "god's work."
Ahhh, Roger that. Pulling levers and twisting knobs behind the curtain.
Couldn't they just 'declare' the market to be some 'value'? I always get lost as to why they just don't decree things are better.
I just got fucked over by " the vitamin shoppe ".
As I was giving a follow up call on my order status the bitch told me my order ( placed on monday mourning ) was now on back order until the middle of June.
Un fucking real, the bitch manager also gave me the same line of bullshit. So Spalding says, pass the word " the vitamin shoppe " = dog shit .....
The same thing happend to me. My lawyer said I could potentially sue them, if they are actually holding out on stock to sell at a higher price. She said its probably not worth my time as its hard to prove that.But yeah. fuck vitamin shoppe.
Put it in caps....
I'll be spamming about that fucking company over the next few weeks ...
Spalding, spalding, spalding....
I like you, if for no other reason than you chose the name of a character from my all time favorite movie.
Why the fuck do you think Tyler would care about this?
Right now, at this very instant, it's raining pianos in the FX market, and you're babbling about the vitamin shoppe and some $7/hour phone operator?
I know Tyler does not care, that was part of the joke. Just like my uncle ben rants ....
I hate the status quo but it's not changing so all the inflationist bullshit must be blasted by Spalding because we have no other choice except a reset or basket ...
Don't worry, think of all the unhappy people who missed out on the Charlie Sheen show tickets.
Sold out in 18 minutes.
A bank holiday is a public holiday in both the United Kingdom and Ireland. There is no automatic right to time off on these days, although the majority of the population not employed in essential services (e.g. utilities, fire, ambulance, police, health-care, public transport workers) receive them as holidays; those employed in essential services usually receive extra pay for working on these days. The first official bank holidays were the four days named in the Bank Holidays Act 1871, but today the term is colloquially used for public holidays which are not officially bank holidays, for example Good Friday and Christmas Day.
Wrong definition. When fractional reserve banking backs up, there is not enough money for depositors to withdraw, so the banks close.
so we should get our tranny porn fix now before the major spike in traffic tomorrow?
You have 3 eyes. Have you been visiting Japan lately? How could any 3-eyed person be expected to "get" anything?
Racoon is on the Sushi Menu. The theme is (Fight For It)
You know I love ya man. Just teasing. You owe me one.
This will be interesting - if a 'Bank Holiday' causes more catastrophic losses than not having a bank holiday, we have a real black swan event
They're back P(hole)terTimmays.
Nikkei options expired last friday - not this one.
why not? In America we have bank holidays a couple of times a week. We just call them POMO's...which is like Christmas for bankers isn't it?
Oh, so sorry, Mother Nature done did an end-run around your plans for global financial domination?
FUCK THESE NIGGERS.
Keep the markets open. Let the big guys get gutted. Make them eat their own shit.
Burn this mother fucker DOWN.
I am Chumbawamba.
Sports Guy Chest Bump )(
Probably right, but what is realy sad is, the ptb are already hedged and are just selling to fools.
Chumba's back, and getting the junks for using the dreaded, nuclear-tipped N-WORD.
Chumba, my nigga! Respect.
Nigger is as nigger does.
We're supposedly in a post-racial society, and in a nation that has as it's Prime Directive the unalienable, inherent, God-given right to Freedom of Speech.
So let's have it out finally.
What fucking problem do you all have with the god damned word, "nigger"?
I'm here to announce that I have finally killed the word nigger. It's dead! Long live nigger!
Now that it is dead and gone from this utopian society in which we are judged not by the color of our skin but by the content of our character, we can now re-purpose it to apply its true meaning to those who are deserving of it. I can think of several groups of people who are apt to be called niggers. These include:
Now, if you're still not convinced that nigger is dead, I submit to you four people much more qualified than anyone to discuss nigger. Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, Dave Chapelle, and Flava Flav:
In hindsight, just call me a racist. It's easier than explaining it to inferior intellects.
You need to learn the difference between good attention and bad attention. This isn't the appropriate forum for this discussion. Might I suggest http://www.reddit.com/r/culture
Why don't you fuck off, you nigger.
If you're going to be explosive and riddle your comments with epithets, then you need to work on your grammar.j
It's..."Why don't you fuck off; you are a nigger"
I would have also accepted..."Why don't you fuck off, nigger"
Any links left for sodium iodide at this point ? The vitamin shoppe just fucked me in the ass. My order placed on monday is now on back order until june ..... Fuck me ....
Consume kelp, and/or seaweed, sushi or vitamin form. Make some miso soup and add extra seaweed. Nature does supply what you need. Learn it and live it.
I love miso soup .... Thanks for the info -
Out of that list, Kelp is the best, most iodine-dense option.
If you're in the US at this point you have nothing to worry about. Even are current levels, folks in Tokyo don't have much to worry about at this point in time, radiologically speaking.
I'm sure if this changes in the US folks with the right gear will be making the appropriate amount of noise.
and order some of these to put the drops in (take quickly before gelcaps dissolve):
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