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"Bankrupt" Jefferson County Did Not Buy REITs Today, Summons National Guard To Maintain Order

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Oddly enough, Jefferson county which got into a dash of trouble buying some interest rate swap or another without reading the prospectus which despite guaranteeing perpetual appreciation distinctly said in the invisible print that total loss of principal is another side effect of transacting with Wall Street, has apparently been unable to participate in today's 175/75 L/S unwind which blew the REITs into the stratosphere and got Bob Pisani's panties in a bunch.

So, what do those Southerners do now that they have been on the verge of full blown bankruptcy for months if not years - why summon the National Guard of course.

Brilliantly, the county first cut the sheriff's budget, and only subsequently did it realize it would need to maintain this thing called order. From the AP:

The sheriff in Alabama's most populous county may call for the National Guard
to help maintain order, a spokesman said Tuesday, after a judge cleared
the way for cuts in the sheriff's budget and hopes dimmed for a quick
end to a #0066cc; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer;">budget crisis.

About 1,000 county workers already are on unpaid leave because courts
threw out a key county tax, and Hale has warned that reductions to his
budget would mean fewer patrols by deputies and decreased courthouse
security.

A spokesman for Hale, Randy Christian, said the sheriff told #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Gov. Bob Riley after the ruling that state assistance may be needed to perform basic law enforcement tasks once the department's current funding is exhausted in early September.

"We will certainly be looking at calling in the National Guard," said Christian.

Hale may have to cut as many as 188 deputies and almost 300 civilian
workers out of more than 700 employees total because of Boohaker's
ruling, Christian said. That would leave just enough workers to staff
the county's two jails, which hold about 1,000 prisoners on average.

Ok, but what happens when the National Guard goes bankrupt in a few months once every other county realizes it needs it too? Can they call in the Goldman reservists? Do these stupid mayors understand that Goldman reservists do not like to be paid with IOUs?

Once Joe Sixpack is busy fending off the vigilantes (real ones, not the bond variety) and has no time to heatmap his daily quota of REITs, the real question becomes what HAL9000 will do once it has no more retail players left to frontrun...




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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:08 | Link to Comment Project Mayhem
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I guess when the National Guard goes broke they can call in Blackwater.

 

Oh wait -- Erik Prince got implicated with murder yesterday in Virginia court for killing Federal witnesses.  Maybe they can call in Triple Canopy instead. 

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20090817/scahill

 

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:23 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 18:02 | Link to Comment Lou629
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seems like maybe that's exactly right, a sort of inverse reading of the old line that goes something like this:

if you owe the bank a grand and can't pay, you've got a problem, but if you owe them a billion and can't pay, it's the bank who has the problem.

Today if a nobody like myself would steal thousands the hammer would come down, hard and fast, but if i'm one of the TBTF boys and make it billions, i get a bailout  Sigh...

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 05:59 | Link to Comment agrotera
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Ever since Sarbanes-Oxley was enacted, it was completely ripped as being so terrible (yes expensive and difficult paperwork) but truly, it is a key way of correcting much of what the TBTF have done wrong--yet, instead of invoking it's power to call in the players, they are offered martinis and wonderful comfy chairs when they are called in to testify before Congress--what i don't understand is where are the lawyers that could represent the people of the United States against the leaders of these bailed out and failed firms that are now gaming and taking full advantage of their monopoly like (cartel) power?

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:52 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 18:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 23:01 | Link to Comment Bubby BankenStein
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But wait a minute, we threw Martha Stewart in jail for insider trading.  We know how to do this persecution shit!

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:24 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:49 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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odd ... the page can not open hmmmmmm ... i wonder why ...

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 18:31 | Link to Comment Project Mayhem
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most likely lots of traffic -- i had the same problem .   it's linked off a bunch of news aggregators now

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 19:16 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 23:55 | Link to Comment ShankyS
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Dude that article is the shit. Wow, nice find. You'll never get that info on CNBS. This could bring down the whole Chaney/Bush cabal.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 01:16 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:15 | Link to Comment max2205
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ALNG to do the work of the laid off OR, protect County assets when the cotton pickers riot??? hummm

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:15 | Link to Comment JohnKing
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We don't need no stinkin police.

7. What is the cost of a Pistol License? $7.50

Old School Law Enforcement

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:24 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:53 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Have fun on the East Hill...

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 18:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:17 | Link to Comment Comrade de Chaos
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"what HAL9000 will do once it has no more retail players left to frontrun..."

well, one would hope it will proclaim, I am afraid I can not do that Lloyd and turn against its owners...the other option would be to front run your "allies in arms" hoping those haven't turned on you first.

 

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:17 | Link to Comment Nolsgrad
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I'm from Jeffco.  They're fucked

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:38 | Link to Comment Nolsgrad
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$4billion in debt, population of 660,000. They need to collect $11,000 per year per househould to just to make the interest payments.  They've even considered charging people who only use the water system for the sewer system also.  Down here they are two separate bills.

 

Google Larry Langford:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090804/ap_on_re_us/us_alabama_county_crisis_1

he's where this mess originated.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:49 | Link to Comment Steak
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Dood

(660,000/4)*11,000 = 1,815,000,000

But either way, I wish y'all the best.  I'm in Atlanta and we got all kinds of water problems as well, but obviously nothin on the scale that y'all are dealin with.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 21:32 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:47 | Link to Comment slore
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alabama is mississippi

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:53 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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lol

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:55 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Awww.. There is only one Ole Miss

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 18:23 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 20:43 | Link to Comment Cursive
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And they'll still be a cellar dweller in the only SEC that matters this fall....

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 20:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/05/2009 - 06:31 | Link to Comment agrotera
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Posting anonymously does nothing to make anonymous the truth of the person posting--your comment reflects your narrow bigoted mind, go look in the mirror and you will see an idiot.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 09:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:20 | Link to Comment Veteran
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Deploying the Guard is a very, very bad idea. 

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:23 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:56 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Heck, these folks make like what 1.5-2.5K a month.  Give them the keys to the jewelry store and they will say they just missed those dirty rotten scoundrels...

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 18:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 19:57 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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"...and then they are going to have to decide just whose side they are on..."

This particular subject subject, that of choosing sides, is one I earnestly hope we are able to avoid in the sense alluded to.  Audit the Fed and publish the findings, and "choosing sides" will occur instantaneously, silently and non-violently.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 20:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:40 | Link to Comment RatherBFlying
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Yeah, maybe they ought to make a call to Kent State and see how well the National Guard worked out for them.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 19:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:46 | Link to Comment Veteran
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I hope that was sarcastic. 

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 22:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:38 | Link to Comment economessed
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Not that 'bamers need advice from me on the preferred method of armament for maintaining order and security of one's property, but tactical shotguns are TEH AWESOME in these situations.  Just don't stuff it with slugs -- the recoil takes away from your ability to deliver your justice rapidly and accurately, despite the soda-can size holes they make.

 

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 21:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:47 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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I guess the Goldman Sachs employees will have to stop killing puppies with claw hammers on the weekends and have to instill some respect for bankers into all the people they screwed over.  Can you see a bunch of suits telling some rednecks to pay up?  Even I can not write anything that creative.  Let the ass-whoopings begin.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:50 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:57 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .... 

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 20:20 | Link to Comment texpat
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Sounds like Detroit, but at least there you can escape to Canada pretty easily.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:54 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:59 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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come to Europe dude, ill put you in one of my houses and you can watch the shit unravelling from a safe and sunny distance

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 18:43 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 18:48 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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it is where im at

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 19:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 19:57 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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no,not Croatia, but i have a house in Zadar, and that is where I'm currently located due to my vacation, and it is not Austria where i live; it is Switzerland. But yes i met my ex here in Croatia.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 20:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 20:17 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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oh man ... its really nice here this time of year. cool summer breeze, the sea is 25 feet from my house, there are some naked italian chicks running nude all day long, some home made dalmatian wine, fine prosciutto ... are you Croatian, or you American but were just exploring the country ...

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 20:48 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 20:59 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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man, my thoughts exactly .... my mom is from Germany, and my dad was Croatian ... and he had a construction business in Croatia during the 80s. He was building condominiums for state enterprises, and when the shit hit the fan the man went and fought and lost his life, and my family lost pretty much everything except the money we had here in Swiss.. ... and i was just thinking the other day how the political and economical processes in the States mirror those in the Balkans 20 yrs ago ... it is unbelievably similar ... but oh well i still have some glimmer of hope that there wont be a civil war in the US, revolution definitely, but i don't think civil war will break out ... here in Cro is pretty calm, people do what they always did, everything seems slowed down and no one really cares about anything .... and the country has changed so much in the last 10 yrs ... its really beautiful ..

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 21:05 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 21:20 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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Tudjman should have been hanged or assassinated and not left to die in bed ... the fucker made more damage to Croatia with his authoritarian governance than anything else did ... And his refusal to extradite the war criminals put the country into lock down and international isolation ... And Mesic has ties with the Osmani clan, and that is well documented. He is now under a lot of pressure and i don't think he will go without indictment, because one can feel how the political climate changes here and the people and the media are in the same trenches fighting off these bastards ..

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 21:05 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 21:14 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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yeah i remember, but they wanted to take down Milosevic and secure that Kosovo gains independence ... that was a terrible fail, especially with Rugova's policy at the time ... i don't think the used depleted uranium because their targets where in Belgrade ( urban area ) and not in some remote parts of the country ... also, Serbian National Television made up some crazy ass shit back then, they were claiming that the US would drop an atomic bomb on Belgrade, and shit like that ... And Clinton did it just because he was faced with Srebrenica and the tainted image the UN gained in the region and he did not want to go out from the White House as a man who did nothing to capture the largest European mass murderer since Hitler. I also remember that Madeleine Albright was pissed as hell during the whole Clinton's 2nd term because he failed the first time. But not to go far from your question, the whole story of depleted uranium is pure BS that came from Milosevic controled Serbian National Television, and was then picked up by BBC who aired the story all over the world.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 21:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 22:05 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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ROFL .... don't talk about the unconstitutional nature of that little war when you have Iraq, Afghanistan, Nicaragua, Iran, Panama, Ecuador, Contra, Cuba etc ... and the Brits did what they had to do, and that was to protect Serbian integrity and guess why; the Serbian prince is the 3rd or 4th cousin if Queen Elizabeth ... Yes Kosovo is Serbian, and it was a mistake made by the international community to allow it to become a sovereign state, but please do not base you argument on the unconstitutional grounds ... 

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 22:26 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 22:40 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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constitutionally they were and are unconstitutional yes; and it is pure insanity to spend 600  bil on the military ... and yes Kosovo is Serbian and it always was; and it was Tito who populated Kosovo with Albanians after WWII ended, but my friend you are wrong about one thing; those who helped the Nazis were not born in Croatia, a small percentage of them were but mostly they came from the Diaspora or from Herzegovina and not with in Croatia. If you want Google Pavelic, Black Legion etc ... and the people who were born in Croatia were in Partisans and were anti-fascist and they had finally won the war after they consolidated their forces and change their strategy from full guerrilla warfare to partially guerrilla and partially urban ... Most of Nazi supporters emigrated to Argentina, Spain and Chile because those were authoritarian regimes ideologically similar to the one they were in charged of in Croatia.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 23:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 23:27 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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Guys, this is getting WAY off topic. A discussion of the makeup of foreign SS units belongs elsewhere.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 06:59 | Link to Comment agrotera
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I enjoyed it Marla... even if it seems off topic, to some extent, it seems connected. 

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 23:29 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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no no no ! i don't live in Croatia,I'm just on a vacation here cause i have a house near Zadar. My hometown is Geneve and that is where i spend most of my year . And yes,you are absolutely right about SS having Croatian Units. But SS also formed units from local population in every country Germany conquered during the war. It was sort of psychological/logistical game they did to insure co-operation with local population,and to smoothly implement German ideology trough locals. You had those units in Norway,Netherlands,France etc.And besides the SS also believed that those people were either untrained or ideological un-suitable to fight for Germany's best interest.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 23:34 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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Last warning.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 23:36 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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i said we are done here ... yeah we took it a little to far, sorry Marla ...

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 22:05 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 22:08 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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ding ding ding ... we have a winner in presenting the historical truth ... bravo sir, bravo ..

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 22:34 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 23:00 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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of course i have heard about gulf war sickness. you do not have to feel shame for being an American. It is clearly visible from your comments that you do not support the actions taken by your government. Your trust or distrust in your government does not mean you not like your country, dammit,I'm European and i think the founding standards of the USA described in the US constitution form the greatest country on the planet,but perversion and breaking of those rules and guidelines by present and former governments morphed the country into some unrecognizable military and political behemoth with a thirst for world domination. Most of my beliefs are drawn from the American culture,and may i remind you once again that I'm a full blood European. But the people of this once great nation need to take the power, that was taken from them, back and re-establish America on the principles which were written down by the Founding Fathers ...

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 07:59 | Link to Comment agrotera
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What a great statement, thank you Cheeky!

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 22:47 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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actually you are wrong. the most bombarded areas of Belgrade are heavily populated today and some of those areas have been converted to Parks and playgrounds ... Special units came after the bombing was over to establish the size of the damage it was done, and they concluded that there was no environmental or human danger whatsoever ... and those people were from Russian institutes, so i don't think they lied ... and even post-Milosevic reports claimed that there was no signs or traces of uranium, mainly because European countries who were a members of NATO and the UN were strongly opposed of using uranium on European soil ... 

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 23:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 23:14 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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yes,please,back to finance,this is neither the place nor the time fort this sort of discussion ....i am far more factually knowledgeable when it comes to finance than  DU ...

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 23:28 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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Okok, that will do.

I'd rather not lock the comments on this post, but I will if we cannot get back on topic.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 23:30 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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ok ok, we are done here ..

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 21:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 21:38 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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yeah, but here you can touch them, and they like it ...

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 21:54 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 22:01 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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naw, they are here on a vacation and they like the guy ( me ) with a beach house and some free booze to give them ...

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 22:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 22:07 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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what can i say, i was always generous and a giver .. :D

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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 22:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:59 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Time to get ready to vaccinate America.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 21:06 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 17:59 | Link to Comment djchill2
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Wow...I hope that when this happens the leadership of those National Gaurd forces realize the lines that simply cannot be crossed under the oaths they took to protect the Constitution b/c I know for a fact that many of the 18-20 yr old kids that serve may not understand the ramifications of carrying out an unlawful order.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 19:23 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 08/04/2009 - 21:05 | Link to Comment capitalisa
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Then you truly underestimate those kids. 

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 21:09 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 00:02 | Link to Comment Bubby BankenStein
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Don't forget about the laid off Deputies who are likely to be pissed off about this mess

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 18:04 | Link to Comment berlinjames02
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If the system does eventually collapse... the last people I want to come to 'help' is the US gov't. Case in point- Katrina.

As Mitch Hedberg wisely stated: "If you find yourself lost in the woods, build a house. You won't be lost anymore- you'll be home."

Someone should have told that to the '05 'Fugees.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 18:06 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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yeah, but you cant build a house out of beer bottles and old impalas ...

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 21:14 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 20:52 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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JPM was out with internal memos drafted in early Feb '08 on this one, trying to CYA.  Saw some failed auctions on the ARs, and likely more to come - with no means to post the $ needed if it got downgraded.  Legal got to earn their money shortly thereafter (should have seen who these were sold to...).  Jefferson was no canary; more like a fat lady in the sewer line.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 18:35 | Link to Comment Project Mayhem
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interestingly enough, my friend in DC is on food stamps (yes i know, fail)  but anyway the point is that his food stamp card says JP MORGAN on it.  wierd huh.  turns out JP Morgan runs tons of states' food stamps programs.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 20:54 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Yes, they issue cards for countless numbers of state welfare programs...  It's disgusting to see this in action.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 21:16 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 00:23 | Link to Comment Bubby BankenStein
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I wonder how JPM is compensated for this service?

This really bolsters my confidence in the integrity of this program.  Outsourcing from the Gubmint seems like a good idea, but who knows?

It would not be surprising to find out that some well healed people use these cards just for Shits and Giggles.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 18:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 08/04/2009 - 18:14 | Link to Comment Obnoxio
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I think we'll be seeing more broke counties as pension benefits come due. I predict some cities with a Mayor and zero employees but 2000 pensioners draining the coffers dry.

Tue, 08/04/2009 - 18:19 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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Alabama is Africa hot in the summer time. 

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