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THE BANKSTA INTeRNaTioNaLe (MAY DAY WeeKeND 2011)

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The Banksta Internationale
WilliamBanzai7

May Day 2011


Arise ye fellow swindlers from your golden slumbers
Arise ye take ye what ye want
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last starts the age of: “Yes we can”.
Away with all your trading superstitions
Fellow swindlers and Ponzi artists arise, arise
We'll change henceforth the old fiduciary traditions
And spurn our sacred client trust  to steal the Ponzi prize.

So Banksta comrades, come rally
And the last great feast let us face
The Banksta Internationale unites the Banksta race!
So Banksta comrades, come rally
And the last great feast let us face
The Banksta Internationale unites the Banksta race!

No more distracted by legal infractions
As crony tyrants we'll make more
Those prosecutor fools will take no action
They love us banks and love that porn
And if those precious metal cannibals keep trying
To sacrifice us with their silver vise
They soon shall hear the bailout bullets flying
Well shit, the Politicians are all on our side.

So Banksta comrades, come rally
And the last  great feast let us face
The Banksta Internationale unites the Banksta race!
So Banksta comrades, come rally
And the last great feast let us face
The Banksta Internationale unites the Banksta race!

Lord Croesus from on high delivers
All faith have we in the Prince of Disappear
Our own right to scam the money givers
Gains of sacred greed and fear
We the thieves will never disgorge our booty
And give it back to the unhappier lot.
Each at the rogues forge must do their duty
And we'll strike while the Ponzi iron is hot.

So Banksta comrades, come rally
And the last  great feast let us face
The Banksta Internationale unites the Banksta race!
So Banksta comrades, come rally
And the last great feast let us face
The Banksta Internationale unites the Banksta race!

 

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Happy May Day 2011!

 

 


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Sat, 04/30/2011 - 06:11 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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absolutely fan-bloody-tastic Banzai ;))))))

..you know the socialists (Norwegian Govt) who make up the Nobel Prize Committee have now blackballed you ...you'll never get a Nobel Award for doing nothing like Obumma, Krugman and Al Gore

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 01:04 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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May1: Happy Birthday Illuminati!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati

http://www.rense.com/general73/ilum.htm

Oh...and on such a fortuitous numerological occasion we cannot forget the nuptials of William and Kate: 29/04/11:

2+9 = 11
29 + 4 = 33:

11 33 11

Welcome to the freak show ;)

http://www.rense.com/general80/pike.htm

 

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:54 | Link to Comment Bunga Bunga
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Greenspan looks like an experimental space monkey.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:56 | Link to Comment fallst
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Yes Comrades, We do what we want.

When our CDO's dry up, we buy mortgage companies to feed us more crap mortgages. When that drys up we do the nodocs and ninjas to feed our machines.

Then we have a Clueless Ivory Tower Moron tell us there is no housing bubble, only Localised Froth, like Daddy Said.

Then CITM signals to all fraudpals that $ will be dropped from a helicopter should Anything Go Wrong.

Then we destroy states rights with MERS, and bypass county registration and notarization of deeds, because We Need to Modernize.

Then commit Remic tax fraud.

Sorry, 4 "Mistakes" are the limit, normally 3, but you are so special we changed it to 4. However, it is really 5.

Five aggregious RICO Fraud Steps to AIG land.

Oh, and then we buy CDS from Mr. AIG, and have our Captain at Treasury Seize The Booty.

Then we block Bloomberg Freedom of Info for a Year on AIG Counterparties.

Sorry, This is Not Going Away. eVeR.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:25 | Link to Comment Kassandra
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I've had such a bad fucking personal day...thanks for the laugh! I needed it.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:21 | Link to Comment dogbreath
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WB

Your Best.  I would like to purchase prints of this series.  I will roll them in a watertight tube and bury them for posterity to discover.  Im sick of seeing the youngsters with their Che t-shirts thinking "I'm such a revolutionary".  WTF do they know.

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 00:09 | Link to Comment breezer1
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too much bill. thanks.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 23:36 | Link to Comment GOSPLAN HERO
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We are all comrades now!!!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 23:42 | Link to Comment Aristarchan
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Where are the Trotsky's of yesteryear?

Sat, 04/30/2011 - 05:39 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Um, Senate majority leader?

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 23:24 | Link to Comment Aristarchan
Sat, 04/30/2011 - 05:36 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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That commercial always cracked me up -- imagine trying to explain it to someone!  Downloaded it and converted to *.mp4 on my hard disk -- thanks!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 23:29 | Link to Comment Aristarchan
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When I first saw that CCCP helmet, I thought that it was Valentina Tereshkova inside it... then I realized it was old Gimpspan. The hairy cheeks threw me.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 22:30 | Link to Comment Bearish News
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PomoStroika slayed me. Bravo, Banzai!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 22:18 | Link to Comment stardust669
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I say Banzai is Mr. Brainwash. Thats some swell stuff and all induced the giggles! You need to do prints!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 22:24 | Link to Comment stardust669
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Hmmm..It seems you DO DO prints. Care to take a stab at a Hawaii 5-O inspired one?

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 21:02 | Link to Comment tom a taxpayer
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From each taxpayer according to his servility as a tax slave, to each banksta according to his need to socialize his losses. 

BANKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 19:40 | Link to Comment Jovil
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And the banksters always win. They are at the top of the Pyramid of Capitalism:

http://lonerangersilver.wordpress.com/2011/04/24/pyramid-of-capital-syst...

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 18:21 | Link to Comment AldousHuxley
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Any social political idealogues can work well for the populace given that

  • 99.9% will not challenge top 0.1%
  • top 0.1% will be fair to all

Corruption will bring down any system because humans have innate sense of what is fair and what is not. Even alpha chimps give back more to the tribe because they understand they live in a society.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 17:31 | Link to Comment 3.7.77
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The Maestro pict is priceless.

Thanks WB7

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 17:14 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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I love the krunch mix of communist propaganda and TBTF crony capitalism.  Two tastes that taste great together!

One of your best WB7, much thanks for the smiles.

Happy May Day y'all!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 17:05 | Link to Comment ldotf
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a masterpiece, bravo! 

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 16:46 | Link to Comment PY-129-20
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OT

http://images.zeit.de/wirtschaft/unternehmen/2011-04/bundesagentur/bunde...

lol - this is guy is the vice-president of the national job agency. But look at this photo...I wonder what Banzai would do with stuff like this...XD

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 16:47 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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I think he is genetically linked to Von Havenstein:

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 16:41 | Link to Comment metastar
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WB7, Your work is outstanding.

I feel great patriotism and pride in my nation. I almost want to go out and join the communist party!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 16:57 | Link to Comment falak pema
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"Almost" is a word that is incompatible with historical determinism. Its like being 'almost' pregnant for a woman. I prefer the idea in visual fantasy of an almost infatuated woman with an almost totally enticing pelvis gyrating to a almost enthrallingly captivating african drum sequence taken from "And God created Woman"...cult film that almost provoked my first wet experience in public cinema as adolescent. Almost excusable to myself but totally unacceptable to Mom...WB7, what about visual fantasy featuring the new duchess of Cambridge..or someone almost like her...Her sister was a corker...as they say on Oxford street...where they hate all Cambridge types.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 16:27 | Link to Comment Ferrari
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I'm completely inspired! Fabulous William. This is the best since Pig Lloyd. What a great way to start the weekend. Thank you!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 16:18 | Link to Comment tslv50
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Silver is down? Who cares, banzai is on fire!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Captain Planet
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In the same way the peasants are cheering for the royals to live happily ever after.

What a crock of shit. Who the fuck cares about the Wills and Kate enough to go out of there way for it.

Holy shit: peasants so dissatisfied with not having been given a fairytail (sic)  life that this one will have to subsitute.

Living vicariously should be taught in grade school.

Then everyone will know how great it is to have seen the end coming.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 16:15 | Link to Comment rosiescenario
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Once agin, you have outdone yourself.

 

 

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 16:10 | Link to Comment baby_BLYTHE
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I literally just made a huge scene here at the office because I could stop laughing at the VIVA POMO. Took me a good minute to figure out who it was.

Awesome work as usual, banzai!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 16:15 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Fri, 04/29/2011 - 20:58 | Link to Comment tom a taxpayer
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Comrade Rahm took (and I do mean "took") job as Chicago mayor to insure 2012 President election ballots are counted according to proper Party procedure. 

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 16:31 | Link to Comment Ferrari
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Damn! You must have gotten laid properly. You're on fire!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 16:24 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Oddly this makes me want to rent the original movie. Did you implant some subliminal programming in this image WB7? Come on, you can tell me. I won't say a word.

I bet you own some Netflix and you're desperate to push the stock back up to a 200 P/E.:>)

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 20:25 | Link to Comment MrPalladium
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The subliminal programming is simply Julie Christie in her prime. Absolute must see movie!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 17:01 | Link to Comment RocketmanBob
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You should see it; it's a great film.  And Obama Omar Sharif is great in the role.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 17:03 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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In the film, the Party confiscated everyones homes. In Obamerika, the bankstas do.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 17:23 | Link to Comment RocketmanBob
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Bankstahz, the government; what's the difference anyway?

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 16:26 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Omar Sharif was one cool actor.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 15:56 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Comrades!

Go have dinner at a "flair" chain restaurant and go to a sporting event - or we will send you to economic Siberia!

You must spend, and spend more. 

If you go bankrupt you lose - and we win.  If we go bankrupt you lose - again. 

Comrade Dimon needs more of your $$$ for flashy blue signs and ATM's and endless commercials (the FED backdoor is happy to provide centralized liquidity and planning for him).

You should thank Comrade Dimon you peasants!

 

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 19:04 | Link to Comment arizona11912
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Actually some places in Siberia are quite nice (at least in summer) but damn expensive! Places like Irkutsk and Novosibirsk. FRNs don't go far in Russia; $7 or $8 for a coffee in Moscow.

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 15:55 | Link to Comment GottaBKiddn
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Way Masterpiece!

 

 

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 15:46 | Link to Comment roymunnson
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awesome

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 15:42 | Link to Comment RocketmanBob
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Dude! Another friggin' awesome portfolio. I'm linking to this post as well as your personal website.

My personal favorite? The Bernank in the Soviet style posters. Oh, and Hank Paulson as Kruschev at the UN.

You are truly an artiste!

 

My Regards

 

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 15:47 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Fri, 04/29/2011 - 15:49 | Link to Comment RocketmanBob
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Hah!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 15:42 | Link to Comment Misean
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POMOSTROIKA!

ROFL!

Fri, 04/29/2011 - 16:24 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Fri, 04/29/2011 - 21:55 | Link to Comment I_Am_
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ROFL-MAO

Can wonders never cease, just amazing.... I thought the article was super duper but the Hundred PRC is the cherry on the 

What a start to a Saturday morning...

 

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