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BaNZai7 MoTioN PiCTuRe ACaDeMY PReSeNTS THe OSCoNs (LiVe)
AND NOW LIVE FROM...
Presenting the BANZAI7 Oscon Nominees for 2011...
TECHNICAL ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
(Directed by Lloyd Blankfein)
BEST SCIENCE NON-FICTION
BEST TRAGIC COMEDY
(Return Performance, Pappy Papandreou)
BIGGEST CLIENT HORROR FILM
(Introducing Fabrice, Euro Schmuck Extraordinaire)
BIGGEST DECEPTION
(Tim Geithner, Best Non-PhD Moron)
BEST SEQUEL FILM
(Ben Bernanke as Buzz White Beard)
BEST CURRENCY DEBASING FILM
(Featuring Ben Bernanke as himself)
MOST REALISTIC ANIMATED FILM
(Mary Schapiro, Most Realistic HFT Dingbat)
BEST JACKASS FILM
(Ben Bernanke as the Jackass Leader)
FUNNIEST SCENE
BEST PERFORMANCE BY OBFUSCATING PhD ASSHOLE
(Ben Bernanke is True Bullshit)
MOST NAUSEATING DOCU-DRAMA
(Lloyd Zuckerfein as both of them)
BEST FILM
(Barack Obongo, Best Clueless Telepromptee and Wall Street Tap Dancer)
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great stuff... barack swan left me truly queasy.
You're a ... how you say ... a flash in the pun ... a flush in a can ... no, a fashion icon ... how you say ... a fish in a pan ... no ... the slash of the hand? ... nah, um ... a fish on demand ... not that ... a slush of the fund .... the crush of a fan ... the brush of a pen ... I know, the Ponzais of Bonzais!
As always, good stuff!!
Love Mega Blind...and the details: "Rated QE2". LMAO! :)
Buzz Whitebeard's only lines (repeat over and over):
"To Infinity, And Beyond!"
A WB7 splash on the Tripoli siege will make the weird world we live in more palatable. I'm all for showing the Apocalypse Now scenario being planned before it happens. WB7 show us the way to take this bad dream into oblivion : Hook, line and sinker; abducted nurse, camel brigade of mercenaries and the ugly camel driver and his tribe. All up in smoke of gold dusted bunga-bunga. Keep the pressure on like laser beam piercing the devil's arab avatar. Last king's speech as ever a bloody screech, last camel charge a routed black swan attack. Inside job turned outside-in debacle.
The Bernanke as Buzz Lightyear...."to infinity and beyond." So dismayingly accurate.
Well done!
Envelopes please...And the Oscons go to:
WB7 for Best Graphics
WB7 for Best Art Direction
WB7 for Best Adaptation
WB7 for Best Casting
WB7 for Best Direction (for all ZH'ers /Freedom Fighters)
Five Stars (I mean Oscons)
Envelopes please...And the Oscons go to:
WB7 for Best Graphics
WB7 for Best Art Direction
WB7 for Best Adaptation
WB7 for Best Casting
WB7 for Best Direction (for all ZH'ers /Freedom Fighters)
Five Stars (I mean Oscons)
i vote for Barack Obongo, Best Clueless Telepromptee and Wall Street Tap Dancer - totally made my day :D
loving your work WB - especially as thanks to you blankfein will now always look like verne troyer (mini-me)
Well, Willie, you have gone to new heights on this one. I do not generally watch movies, and have never watched the Oscars ( Red carpets, marketing, stars, political absurdity from actoristas and the hype that results from giving oneselves' awards seems flakey to me)....but I know enough about them to appreciate your blood-soaked dagger. I would, however like to make a point about your rendition of my lady friend Maria....her thighs have expanded somewhat since the dot-com bubble....probably right in tune with the real estate bubble. Matter-of-fact, CNBC is petitioning the NANPA to have an exclusive area code assigned to her thighs. Knowing this, I wrote them suggesting 666, but was informed that that area code was being held exclusively by a shadowy entity known as Banzai Labs who plans some kind of secretive expansion in the Nevada desert north of Las vegas. Well, that is my old stomping grounds....the Nevada Test Site, Area 51, Nellis Air Force Base...just what are you planning up there in that bleak, thermonuclear cratered landscape, WB? Does it have anything to do with the Roswell aliens? Are you researching some new graphics system that requires remote testing?
AREA 51 tons
Thanks, Banzman, Always the best in TrajiComedy.
Tnx GBK ;-)
I look forward to your humor!
I'll be back!
MeShugge takes the cake!
I thought that was funny as well ;-)
Ever creative, always funny, organic stuff. Loved "QE story 3" and "Barack Swan".
Look for QE Story 4 in a theater near you...
William, great work on that Bernank image, and also the Schmuckface one.
You can now design a Twitter (Twatter?) one as JP Morgue has upped their ante in it, to presumably keep pace with Goldman's farcical 'investment' in Schmuckface - in the atomic war of providing parlayed bets to their rolodex clients of 'greater and greatest fools.'
I am thinking ;-)
Personally, I think Twitter has much more useful potential than Facebook.
For example, you can follow my image posting realtime (including some not posted here) @williambanzai7 ;-)
You deserve a ZH nomination and award for brilliant work, as always.
Eustice's book on the fed was the first real understanding that I got into the nature of the beast, after having slogged through that weighty tome (redundant) of bs "Secrets of the Temple" and not finding any. One poster above thought Eustice might have been a little jew crazy. To that poster or any other I would ask: please name a Fed chairman who wasn't jewish. I've tried and couldn't.
I think the "Jewish"/Anti-Semitic aspect of the whole thing creates a convenient smoke screen.
I remember reading Ezra Pound in college and hearing all about his anti-semitic views. That totally clouded this part of the message which I never heard. That is why the book fascinates me.
Canto XLV With Usura
With usura hath no man a house of good stone
each block cut smooth and well fitting . . .
They have brought whores for Eleusis
Corpses are set to banquet
at behest of usura.
N.B Usury: A charge for the use of purchasing power, levied without regard to production"
Ezra Pound
BEST
WORK
To DATE!
Seriously, a tour de force. (Even if the material half writes itself at this point)
Tnx jasper ;-)
Turbo Banzai! Bravo!
Tnx bastiat ;-)
WB7, are you portraying yourself as Kikuchiyo?
There are certain parallels ;-)
You are firing on 12 cylinders, BaNZai my friend.
Pedal to the heavy metals ;-)
I would like to thank the members of the Zero Hedge Community, TD, CD and HB for your early recognition, my Mom and Dad and all of the members of the Banzai7 family for your continued patience, appreciation and moral support...
Thank you and I hope we passed the audition...
WB7
Thanks for your graphics and images. They are pretty cool. Any problem with us passing them on through schmuckbook?
No problem, just mention my handle ;-)
You are very welcome... :))
Ohh BonZAI, I have a hunch your skills are going to be in high demand. You my friend are TalAnted! you are GOOD!
Great work William. Its the first time that I looked at a nice set of jugs, and they looked back askance at me
It is jarring/jugging ;-)
A GIGANTIC banner needs to be hung inside the fence that rings the White House, reminding Mr. Hope & Change, that NOT A SINGLE WALL ST. EXECUTIVE HAS GONE TO JAIL.
Obama is Wall Street's bitch as much as any politican ever was, if not more so.
Mr Hump and Chimp
FINANCIAL TERRORIST
That wat svelt! Boehner in blue. Classic. Can we get some( tears on Obamma)?
Inside Job got the Oscar for Best Documentary. Feguseon said word to the effect of: over 2 years later I can't believe none of these people are in jails.
Unbelievable! And he managed to leave the the stage alive!
The truth, you think Obongo noticed?
How about an acadamy of terrorists and arms dealers? Funny names would show up!
Save the thought ;-)