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Tue, 07/26/2011 - 11:28 | 1494568 pama
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Precautionary Principal and where it came from, that has caused so much damage to our way of life and the world.
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Sat, 07/16/2011 - 19:04 | 1462785 hama
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It was the fault of the Japanese for allowing such a reactor to be built in that location without additional safety measures being required. That's the real story here. That and the shitty enforcement of already lax safety standards.
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Fri, 07/15/2011 - 08:13 | 1458876 hama
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secret method of killing your BUSINESS that was so secret that nobody knew they did it. This is because if the STASI kills a bunch of dissidents' overtly, then their dead guys surviving friends and families could piece together what was in common among the dead that the STASI used to spy on them.
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Fri, 07/15/2011 - 06:18 | 1458694 hama
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steep downfall earlier than in most years in April and early May, so there is a distinct possibility that despite gold and silver mining stocks normally waiting until late August to put in a bottom, that the bottom may already be in.
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Sat, 05/07/2011 - 20:33 | 1251843 tom a taxpayer
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Is that Mary Shapiro atop the pony on the merry-go-round?

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 04:11 | 1252528 benburnyanki
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ain't her Nike's Nifty? They are Air Boobies with the pump up hose running down her back to a hand pump cleverly concealed in her nickers. Guess where it fits handily for maximum concealment during pink poka dot bikini surf sessions? Easy on the Kegel Workouts though or you may pop the top...

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 18:48 | 1251666 Dr. Porkchop
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lol.. hey, why the long face?

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 18:43 | 1251661 Escapeclaws
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Banzai is a dangerous man to have for an enemy! You should put these images on a T-shirt.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 18:28 | 1251634 breezer1
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rumor has it that phillip of current survivor fame is being groomed for barry's chair.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 17:42 | 1251554 rodocostarica
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Im going 3 trillion on Thats my potus and a 500 billion exacta box Thats my Potus and Banksta Ho.

 

That nag Suckers bet cant go this distance.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 17:14 | 1251499 MolotovCockhead
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I pick Banksta Ho.The best looking horse in the glue factory!

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 17:01 | 1251476 falak pema
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Why do we always denigrate 'horsey' women...and not 'horsey' men. Hung like a stallion and with hind legs like a hi-flying filly... not bad...and a grin like a hopalong...and dental keys like  a thorough bred chomper...sad smile of a Obumbag...dumbass look of a bennypony

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 16:37 | 1253640 velobabe
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right o tally ho, and all that. i use to know a horsey man that jumped. oh he was handsome and all but what a dick. he use to rent my horse for his lessons.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 16:39 | 1251425 rodocostarica
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Fuckin stupendous Banzia man. As a horse fan (and your fan too) This has me spillin my guts.

 

So which of these pigs goes off at the longest odds'  And if they take a spill and we have to euthanize em how long will that take and will they suffer?

 

 

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 15:29 | 1251304 velobabe
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i like to just watch the race. i loved mr ED†

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 16:44 | 1251428 Money 4 Nothing
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Wiiiillber! What do you mean your not cleaning out my stall till Tuesday? You did a good job cleaning everyone elses out last week!

 

Good job BANZAI7!

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 16:31 | 1253629 velobabe
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i cleaned horse stalls for my rent to keep my thoroughbred at this high end facility. got out of the business quickly. these dressage woman thought i was beneath them. not nice at all. i hate horse woman snots.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 04:27 | 1252538 benburnyanki
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Ya the horse shit is 10 foot high in my stall especially said Ben Banksta Ho to Wiiiiilbur, I been pumpin it out like a cement mixer last week to cover my boss Rothschild sellin silver bars galore to knock down Mr. R's subsidiary JPMoron's 20 year old runaway schooner of gold+silver puts to devalue silver and gold.

Hey if you ain't gonna shovel, at least throw me a snorkel?

I got it, I will invite over my bud Potos since he likes KFC, then surely Kenysian Fried Chickenshit can't taste too different from Horse Shit and he will just eat my Horse Shit I keep floatin upside down in and pluggin my snorkel?

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 14:03 | 1251206 benburnyanki
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Killer Sensei Banzai San, but one question, Does "That's My Potus" whinney and stomp when you have Fried Chicken from KFC on  the ranch?

My moneys on the Chicken Chompin Chesnut!!!!

"Buy the Dip Wilbur" is a riot matey!!!!

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 13:37 | 1251173 falak pema
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What u get is what u see...not what u want...Its like the derivatives market...the mirrors are all skewed up ...so what you see is what won't be...nor what you get...shades of Tina...tricked of her lyrics...I don't get it...maybe the horse does!

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 12:33 | 1251062 Rhea
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Mr. Banzai, I thought will demand too much time to see another OnE that can be honored with this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDvwxZYoiYw

I was wrong and happy to be :)

Thank you Sir.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 15:30 | 1251302 velobabe
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TurkeyGP, bitch!

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 12:42 | 1251077 williambanzai7
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Thank you!

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 17:58 | 1251586 Mercury
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Is that Tina?

Goddamn.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 20:30 | 1251835 tom a taxpayer
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Tina is tops!

Voice! Legs! Moves! 

Most amazing is her comeback career...her rise to be bigger and better than ever!

What a woman!

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 12:14 | 1251008 falak pema
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  ZH software wont print the pictcha!!

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 12:14 | 1251007 falak pema
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There only horse to be made senator in Rome was Incitatus : any current day candidates for US senate???

 

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 17:49 | 1251572 takinthehighway
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Is there any advantage to having the entire horse as opposed to the horse's arses there now?

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 12:04 | 1250979 Cognitive Dissonance
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Maybe the Clement C. Moore "A Visit from St. Nicholas" poem was actually a disguised love affair for political horse racing.

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and call'd them by name:
"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer, and Vixen!
"On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donder and Blitzen!

 

"To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
"Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,

Wall Street Momma needs a new pair of government cheese shoes...........And they're off.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 19:58 | 1251777 Optimusprime
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Got one of the reindeer names wrong.  It is "Donner and Blitzen" (German for "Thunder and Lightning").

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 21:34 | 1251983 Cognitive Dissonance
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If you do some research you will see multiple spellings going back years. I selected an older usage. We have such a bias towards today being correct and everything in the past that doesn't conform to be wrong.

Sun, 05/08/2011 - 00:34 | 1252353 Howard_Beale
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Such a shame we are wrong about most things. Then you get revisionist nightmares like this clown David Barton that is a Tea Party favorite. Look this idiot up and find out how to be right. Really right.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 11:50 | 1250935 anynonmous
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Spin, Evade Steal

here's some  spin

(posted in another thread but it is worth listening to, as one comment suggested this could have  been lifted directly from "1984". )

Dave Ross of CBS radio news and his review of the week just gone by (podcast).

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 18:46 | 1251667 PY-129-20
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In our world we sleep and eat the image and pray to it and
wear it too.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 18:47 | 1251671 PY-129-20
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Is it the writer who traditionally thought he could influence
the imagination of his contemporaries or is it rather the totalitarian
leader, the military man, the terrorist, those who are twisted by power
and who seem capable of imposing their vision on the world, reducing
the earth to a place of danger and anger?

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 17:09 | 1251493 Moe Howard
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Geez, that's worse than the ABC news on the half hour on the radio. Good is bad, bad is good. Wow never thought I would live to see the day.

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