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velobabe's picture

all i almost know for certain, i think, men and woman think and most definitely are very interested in different topics and matters. all these comments on buying the dip! i simply don't understand how you guys just go on and on and on with this dumb fucking dip phrase. now if the dip were a chick then i could understand.

see dip = hooker.

Freddie's picture

Where is Turd Ferguson?  Someone ask him if we should BTFD on gold or silver?

max2205's picture

We don't need no stinking dip. Classic

2 hedge the FD
3 sell the FD
4 short the FD
5 cover on the FD

Rinse and repeat

JustACitizen's picture

Classic...just classic! Today was certainly a buying opportunity!

Henry Chinaski's picture

Good on ya!  This is the best williambanzai7 yet. 

Last night I had a dream about one of those williambanzai7 girls...

Zulus bitchez!

williambanzai7's picture

Be careful what you dream for ;-)

Cruel Aid's picture


Big dip brings out WB7 gld

10kby2k's picture

The market crashed today...right?  Limit down?   I was in jail....just got bailed out.     All the smokes in jail went to BTFD.  well, actually some went for physical pleasure

PulauHantu29's picture

Let me get this perfectly straight; are you saying, BTFD?

williambanzai7's picture

No, I am saying Burnt Toast For Dinner! ;-)

Clapham Junction's picture

So, I'm confused...Do we actually buy the dip?

williambanzai7's picture

Only if you are a weekend pro or a POMO ;-)

Cui Bono's picture

I don't think so.... But,

"these pretzels are making me thirsty"

CB- channeling the K man.....

Dirtt's picture

yo bz7....Moon landing would have been a good one.  That's one small step for man One giant dip for mankind!

Awesome dude.

williambanzai7's picture

I have so many images, and my system is chaos...lucky I found it ;-)

Dirtt's picture

Bank owned?  ROFLMAO



marchare's picture

TT above has a great idea for educating the public, but let's go with a baseball card format with a pic on one side and the stats on the other side. Income, crimes, address etc. (Remeber the Iraq cards that were published?) Then we can keep a running total as they get arrested or whatever. I'll buy a deck of 52 (who would be the jokers? Let's vote). The "divide and conquer" game has gone far enough. Time to focus.

williambanzai7's picture

Who wants to do the stats, raise your hand... If 52 people each do one card we will be done in 25 hours ;-)

blindman's picture
Matt Taibbi: "Why Isn’t Wall Street in Jail?"
because the media is conditioned to bark at the victim
or its shadow.

williambanzai7's picture

You have to educate 5 people and tell them to pay it forward.

ebworthen's picture


Gadhafi was outright Orwellian in his podium pounding diatribe.

The outfit, the headgear, the post-apocalyptic backdrop that looked like the boiler room of a camoflauge factory.  Clutching the piece of paper, waving it about, raising his arm, gesticulating randomly, looking like he was drunk, punch drunk, or both.

What in the hell was that? 

"I am not in Venezuala" did not come to mind.


williambanzai7's picture

The guy is an antique along with camel stools (remember those). I remember them making fun of him in the original Saturday Night Live show.

disabledvet's picture

he was reading a book and speaking.  i don't speak "libyan" so i wasn't sure if the translator was just making it up while Khaddafi was reading "dramatic moments in history" or maybe even "Green Eggs and Ham I am."  In any case it seemed a very odd impersonation of Mr. Roger's as i've ever seen.

ebworthen's picture

You're right, at one point it was a loose bound book with a light green cover that looked like a user manual.

Later he had one piece of paper that was becoming ragged that he kept looking at and gesturing with.

Overall though - the colors of the manual, his clothing, the backdrop, the lighting...were absolutely surreal.

I think he may be a frustrated artist besides a dictator...

tamboo's picture

btf islamic bank dip.

Rothschilds Stage Revolutions in Tunisia and Egypt To Kill Islamic Banks

williambanzai7's picture

I looked at Islamic banking during the Dubai panic. The documentation supporting all those Islamic infrastructure loans are a ponzi scheme of bullshit legal opinions written by "Rothschild lawyers."

Trailer Trash's picture

WB7, Great as always.  Humor sells.  Hey, over the weekend I thought of an idea to reach the public in general, not just the ZH financially astute readers.  People are angry and they just don't know with whom to be angry, so they end up being angry at Mexicans, immigrants in general, public workers, Moslems, liberals, Republicans, progressives, Democrats, you name it.  How about WB7 wanted posters complete with mug shots, crimes (including most recent years earnings), and known associates (complicit polititians)?  That way people could become educated and at least go after the right people.  Hey, they might even become collector's items.  Impress your friends, get the whole collection of 'em.

williambanzai7's picture

I have the mug shots already. But all the stats etc would be a lot of work and I am not sure anyone would care.

I am thinking about mug shot cards that are priced so you can through them around.

luk427's picture

Great pictures! I'm glad were not DTFS (duck the fuckin shoe) while were BTFD.

williambanzai7's picture

The shoes will be Banzaied soon enough ;-)

Captain Queeg's picture

The only place on the Internets to find Wustenfuchs, Tricky, and Jack on the same page. Banzaiiii!!!!!

velobabe's picture

now i know your gay. but cum to think of it, i am supposing that men are just naturally gay beings. you just put up these girlie pictures for mass distraction from really wanting to corn hole just about anything, including paper. i am having near realization moments, a lot lately.

Jasper M's picture

Paging WB7,

The picture in your "Skinny Dip", with the two naked chicks on a raft, has a distinctly retro feel to it. WHERE oh where is that from?

williambanzai7's picture

I am pretty sure it comes from one of those vintage men's action magazines.

lincolnsteffens's picture

Love the pics in the vintage pulp magazines. Lovely near naked babes with torn clothes!!! Hot Damn

the grateful unemployed's picture

like the prologue to gilligan's island, on viagara