Beggars Can't Be Choosers After All: G-Pap Comes Crawling Back To Europe Begging For Second Aid Program... Stat

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knukles's picture

Grecian Saga in One Act

 

Ok, drop your pants.

What?
I said drop your pants I gotta check your nuts.
Whatta you talkin’ about?.  You crazy?

Listen Greek, before we’re gonna lend you any more money we gotta know if everything’s OK.

Are you sure of this I mean, check my nuts?

Just drop ‘em.

Jesus…..   Ouch!  Stop!  That hurts!
Listen, just gonna stick my finger up here and I want you to cough.
Why?  You like this shit?

Ouch!
Cough.
What are you doing?
A little more, I’m just up one knuckle.
What the fuck are…. That’s not my nuts!
Two knuckles.
Stop!
I feel your prostate!  It’s swollen much more than you told us.
Ouwwwwww.  ;)  Rub it some more it feels good!

What?
Rub it some more.

It’s too swollen, it’ll never heal.

So rub it.  Feels great.

No, I’m pulling my finger …. Hey lemme go!

Nope  Nu uh.
Lemme go!

Nope you gotta rub me more.
I’m not rubbin’ you any more. (Popping sound on withdrawal.)
OK.  See if I’ll pay anything. Go fuck yourself.
Wait you can’t do that to me, I was rubbing your prostate and you said you’d pay me.

Well, I’m tired of being abused.  Fuck off.

But what are we gonna do if you don’t pay us?
Go rub your own prostate.

 

Fin

(Curtain on Euro and EU)

hedgeless_horseman's picture

Comic in that Greece is playing hard to get at the start, and then changes, and then changes back.  Tragic in that the Euro dies in the end.

Ahmeexnal's picture

And meanwhile, the EURCHF is about to turn the eurozone (stronzone) into a bloodbath.

monkeyshine's picture

Reverse merger of the country sounds like a great idea for any number of peoples/nations.  With a reverse merger the people get:

- An ancient civilization complete with ruins and landmarks
- Historical figures of pride
- A world renown school of philosophy
- Great islands full of topless women (new owner can kick out foreign men)
- Fishing industry and maybe even perpetual energy machine
- Nice weather year-round
- NATO membership
- Free trade agreement with scores of rich countries
- A solid, stable currency backed by the Chinese government.
- And more...

Heck, the Chinese and Russkies might bid it up for the NATO membership alone.  Or the Turks for the currency and trade. Saudis might like the weather but would doubtless have internal strife over the topless women thing. But heck, lots of potential buyers out there! Even the good old USA could use it as a forward base for running air raids all over Europe and the middle east.  Maybe we can make it the 51st state?

JohnG's picture

The women.  How much for the women?

Dick Darlington's picture
07-13 11:59: Greek PM says if no decision soon, aid program risks failure Yeah, and what a success it has been so far... I hope this europonzi comes crumbling down sooner than later. It's gonna fail anyway so i hate to see these eurofanatics showeling hundreads of billions of euros they don't have into this ponzi scheme.
max2205's picture

Divide 1000 by 2 as many times as you want but you'll never get to zero.... (WTF>?))

Jim in MN's picture

This is the new SPARTA:

Spurious

Projections

Abusing

Reality

To

Apocalypse

Jim in MN's picture

Maybe GPap can get some sponsorship arrangement to use this:

Disneyland Paris promo: It's a Small World After All

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jiaU0xbOKs&feature=related

 

Cassandra Syndrome's picture

Do they have the money to give to Greece?

equity_momo's picture

Ben can "create reserves in the federal banking system" for them . But he isnt printing those reserves so its ok.

aint no fortunate son's picture

Oh, I'm sure the NYSE will list it too

knukles's picture

Anybody interested in the interest-only zero coupon perpetual equity tranche on the defaulted debt?
I can arrange a placement within a moment's notice on the oversubscribed remainder.   Quick, before it disappears. 

Everybodys All American's picture

No money yet. Soon as the IMF gets Bernanke's cash after the debt ceiling is raised they will miraculously save Greece.

wandstrasse's picture

when debt equals drug addiction, what would be the mortal overdose?

carbonmutant's picture

When you start selling off parts of your country for more...

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Proud Greeks do not crawl. They do, however, bend over.

coppertop's picture

Your Greek fixation will end some day. why dont yopu pork another goat? 

StychoKiller's picture

Brother Silas drew a wife, Judas drew his pruning knife!

carbonmutant's picture

Can the Bondholders demand a change in management?

knukles's picture

Nope. 
Not in the Indenture.

'Cause there ain't no indentures accompanying sovereign debt.

Shazzzam!

 

Now there's an idea.....
No more purchases of sovereign debt without indentures detailing rights, responsibilities, events of default, cure periods and remedies.  Just like private paper.
With Gold as the Collateral.

Hmmmmmmmm.

hedgeless_horseman's picture

Didn't some old English sovereign debentures have indentures?  Or was it that old English Sovereigns had dentures?  I can't remember.

Version 7's picture

The more resolute now the signal is given, that the problem has, the faster we can be back at the market,

That's the problem. Always going back to the market.

hedgeless_horseman's picture

Just one more hit man...come on...I will do anything...anything.

morkov's picture

+1000  Market Is Not Economy!!!

Gromit's picture

Papandreou's holding some good cards.

He's trying to force austerity on an angry electorate......either ECB helps P to look good or he can't deliver.

NotApplicable's picture

Or G-Pap does deliver, and the electorate burns the place to the ground, with him in it.

Not the hand I'd want to be holding.

Gromit's picture

He's playing the hand that he and his family have been dealt. 

And if the electorate won't stand for it then the tanks will roll out - IMHO they'll have to sacrifice democracy to

effectively default.

 

 

 

 

Big Ben's picture

I think the Europeans are only bailing out Greece in hopes of preventing "contagion", which in this case means a collapse in confidence in the debt of Italy or Spain or some other large Euro country that is too big to bail out.

Once contagion spreads, Greece will become a minor side issue and there will be no more money to bail it out. So if I were GPap I would try for one last round of bailout funding ASAP, since contagion seems just around the corner. Greece can always default later.

morkov's picture

the most depressing part is that Yours is an "reasonable" advice  LOL