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Berlusconi MP Caught Picking Out Hookers On iPad During No Confidence Vote

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Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:32 | 930808 SilverIsKing
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Someone stole my iPad.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:15 | 931009 TorchFire
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Too bad our own politicians can't be as distracted by such a  relatively wholesome activity.  Let's see....looking at whores or pissing all over the constitution and rule of law they ware sworn to uphold? Which is the greater sin. 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:27 | 931066 SilverIsKing
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Your question implies that looking at whores is a sin.  If so, I'm going straight to hell.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:50 | 931167 glenlloyd
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The word 'wholesome' really is a stretch here

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 13:10 | 931282 Bananamerican
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my "pop up" is a stretch

Fri, 02/04/2011 - 01:12 | 933867 Moonrajah
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Don't stretch your "pop up", that might hurt!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:51 | 931786 Lucy in the min...
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Please read about the Berlusconi's sex scandal:


He don't just browser the juvenile prostitutes on IPAD...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:05 | 932115 4xaddict
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Best article ever!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:34 | 930815 Just Observing
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Now is that 400 EACH, or for all 3 ?

Counting my pennies at this stage of life and REALLY need to know......

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:36 | 930822 dick cheneys ghost
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send charlie sheen over there to clean things up.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:36 | 930826 ZeroPower
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Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:48 | 930892 Sudden Debt
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How can somebody be mad against him.

He's rich and despite his age he's getting arround.


Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:19 | 931634 oddjob
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A whop having Aids is not having it made,nor is it a suprise.

Fri, 02/04/2011 - 05:29 | 934031 alpha60
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you fucking oddiot,

its WOP not whop. whithout papers? 

you're an embarrassment to racisists everywhere. 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 13:04 | 931243 DaveyJones
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don't you hate it when it "just pops up"

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:38 | 930829 hedgeless_horseman
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I saw a very similiar thing while taking the tour at NASA.  It all pays the same when you are working on the taxpayers' dime.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:05 | 930978 ElvisDog
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Yeah, people in the private sector never look at non-work related websites while at work. It's only those evil government employees. I have first-hand experience with NASA over many years, and I can tell you that overwhelmingly NASA employees are dedicated nerds who work really hard and would rather look at a website on Fast Fourier Transforms then one for an escort service.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:40 | 931039 hedgeless_horseman
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...NASA employees are dedicated nerds who work really hard...

To what end?  For $416 Billion we get invisible braces for Tom Cruise, ear thermometers, and a new type of shoe insole! 

Seen in the year-by-year breakdown listed below, the total amounts (in nominal dollars) that NASA has been budgeted from 1958 to 2008 amounts to $416 billion dollars—an average of $8.17 billion per year. By way of comparison, total spending over this period by the National Science Foundation was roughly one-fourth of NASA's expenditures: $101.5 billion, or $2 billion a year.[2]





Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:24 | 931662 ElvisDog
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You will see the end, my friend, if NASA withers and dies leaving China and Russia in control of space. Space is the ultimate high ground.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:56 | 931775 hedgeless_horseman
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That is partly why the US Air Force gets $170.6 Billion of taxpayer money just in 2010, because the USAF is responsible for space based defense, not NASA.


Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:17 | 931630 Arch Duke Ferdinand
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These Xtreme sports bloopers are more fun to watch...dont u think?...



Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:37 | 930830 faustian bargain
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and his face is pixellated out why, exactly?

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:48 | 930889 dan10400
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I think they should pixellate out the hookers face.   She must really need those 400 euros...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:39 | 930831 Clampit
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The real reason behind fiat currencies...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:39 | 930832 equity_momo
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I still think I-Pads are pointless.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:39 | 930834 papaswamp
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There is an app for that...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:39 | 930836 Ecoman11
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I wonder what the escort rate in gold would be valued at.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:40 | 930841 gwar5
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Sweet. Those Italians have style. Who wants to drive a Chevy when your heart says Farrari?

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:41 | 930843 downrodeo
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"Sometimes these messages from girls just pop up when you are looking at your email"

of course they pop up when you order them!

When will we learn that our 'elected leaders' are wholly unfit to lead? In the US (and apparently everywhere), J6P probably has a more accurate moral compass than 99.8% of our congress critters.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:54 | 930924 MachoMan
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It's all inherent from self nomination...  we wonder why we keep dating the same kind of people...  but we refuse to change our selection process...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:41 | 930845 The Axe
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This guy is stimulating the Italian economy, spending money on hookers and ipads, and nice suits....well done.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:50 | 930905 snowball777
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With Italian tax euros...what a giver.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:47 | 930846 Rainman
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At least he kept his hands where they can be seen.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:42 | 930852 redarrow
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Wow...this cannot be true. Its f'in unbelievable...what a laugh. Perhaps the whitehous should consider giving this guy some privacy the next time he visits.


Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:45 | 930863 ColonelCooper
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Go long Jergens and Kleenex.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:57 | 930937 ColonelCooper
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I apologize if I've offended any ZH readers who suffer with U.J.D..  (Uncontrollable Jacking Disorder)

That was highly insensitive of me.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:42 | 930854 thunderbird
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Hey that's Borat's sister!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:45 | 930862 haskelslocal
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"It just popped up".

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:46 | 930874 Hephasteus
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You've got hooker mail.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:47 | 930875 Blano
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It was forwarded to him by his friends at the SEC.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:55 | 930927 MachoMan
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Maybe if she had a dick

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:47 | 930878 ReeferMac
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Now there's someone that could use some advice from the PM!

His hookers were far better looking than that old hag...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:48 | 930884 digitalhermit
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Seems an excessive, to the point of being dysfunctional, libido is a job pre-requisite for most politicians. Why else would they devote so much time and effort to chasing tail?

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:48 | 930888 LongSoupLine
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I believe he just picked up an iPad dropped by the SEC.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:51 | 930910 Josh Randall
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 Priceless - if thats not a big "up yours" to his detractors I don't know what is. Go long Penicillin big man

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:52 | 930914 jus_lite_reading
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Bill Clinton ain't got nothing on these guys...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:53 | 930918 lizzy36
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Have to love those Euro's.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:54 | 930922 alien-IQ
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at least he was looking for female escorts...unlike the US congress.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:54 | 930923 Cursive
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I thought Jobs was against i-porn. Oh wait, there is no more Jobs...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:56 | 930932 web bot
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Is this a #uckin joke?

You know.... when I see these muslims in the center of Cairo, in front of soilders and army tanks get on their knees and pray to God... it makes me feel ashame as a Christian to see what the western world has come to.

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