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Berlusconi MP Caught Picking Out Hookers On iPad During No Confidence Vote

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Like PM, like MP. At least in Italy they don't hide when going about their prostituing business, either on the receiving or giving end... From IBT: "A member of the Italian government led by Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi was caught ogling at an escort's website on his iPad during a no-confidence debate on Wednesday. Simeone di Cagno Abbrescia, 66, was photographed checking several scantily-clad women at a time when the three-times-married MP, a member of Silvio Berlusconi's ruling centre right People of Freedom party was in the chamber to take part in a no confidence vote. The MP was more interested in checking out 'Dolly, 39' and 'Daisy' who charged £400 for three hours on his iPad." The mea culpa: it literally just popped up - "I was looking at my messages when a window opened up and I couldn't help looking at the pictures of those lovely girls. I was just being curious. Sometimes you have to be in the house even when the debates are not exciting," Telegraph quoted Simeone di Cagno Abbrescia as saying. "Sometimes these messages from girls just pop up when you are looking at your email. I have never been with an escort," Abbrescia added." What next: someone photographs Gen Ben putting in a limit buy order 1 billion ES on his iPhone version of REDI?

h/t Scrataliano

 

 


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Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:32 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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Someone stole my iPad.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:15 | Link to Comment TorchFire
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Too bad our own politicians can't be as distracted by such a  relatively wholesome activity.  Let's see....looking at whores or pissing all over the constitution and rule of law they ware sworn to uphold? Which is the greater sin. 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:27 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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Your question implies that looking at whores is a sin.  If so, I'm going straight to hell.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:50 | Link to Comment glenlloyd
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The word 'wholesome' really is a stretch here

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 13:10 | Link to Comment Bananamerican
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my "pop up" is a stretch

Fri, 02/04/2011 - 01:12 | Link to Comment Moonrajah
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Don't stretch your "pop up", that might hurt!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:51 | Link to Comment Lucy in the min...
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Please read about the Berlusconi's sex scandal:

http://www.repubblica.it/static/speciale/2011/caso-ruby/index.html?ref=H...

He don't just browser the juvenile prostitutes on IPAD...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 16:05 | Link to Comment 4xaddict
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Best article ever!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:34 | Link to Comment Just Observing
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Now is that 400 EACH, or for all 3 ?

Counting my pennies at this stage of life and REALLY need to know......

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:36 | Link to Comment dick cheneys ghost
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send charlie sheen over there to clean things up.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:36 | Link to Comment ZeroPower
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MY MAN!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:48 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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How can somebody be mad against him.

He's rich and despite his age he's getting arround.

THAT GUY HAS IT MADE!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:19 | Link to Comment oddjob
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A whop having Aids is not having it made,nor is it a suprise.

Fri, 02/04/2011 - 05:29 | Link to Comment alpha60
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you fucking oddiot,

its WOP not whop. whithout papers? 

you're an embarrassment to racisists everywhere. 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 13:04 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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don't you hate it when it "just pops up"

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:38 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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I saw a very similiar thing while taking the tour at NASA.  It all pays the same when you are working on the taxpayers' dime.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:05 | Link to Comment ElvisDog
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Yeah, people in the private sector never look at non-work related websites while at work. It's only those evil government employees. I have first-hand experience with NASA over many years, and I can tell you that overwhelmingly NASA employees are dedicated nerds who work really hard and would rather look at a website on Fast Fourier Transforms then one for an escort service.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:40 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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...NASA employees are dedicated nerds who work really hard...

To what end?  For $416 Billion we get invisible braces for Tom Cruise, ear thermometers, and a new type of shoe insole! 

Seen in the year-by-year breakdown listed below, the total amounts (in nominal dollars) that NASA has been budgeted from 1958 to 2008 amounts to $416 billion dollars—an average of $8.17 billion per year. By way of comparison, total spending over this period by the National Science Foundation was roughly one-fourth of NASA's expenditures: $101.5 billion, or $2 billion a year.[2]

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_Budget

 

http://curiosity.discovery.com/topic/transportation-science/ten-nasa-inventions1.htm

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:24 | Link to Comment ElvisDog
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You will see the end, my friend, if NASA withers and dies leaving China and Russia in control of space. Space is the ultimate high ground.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:56 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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That is partly why the US Air Force gets $170.6 Billion of taxpayer money just in 2010, because the USAF is responsible for space based defense, not NASA.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_budget_of_the_United_States

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:17 | Link to Comment Arch Duke Ferdinand
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These Xtreme sports bloopers are more fun to watch...dont u think?...

 

http://goodthoughtsgoodwordsgooddeeds.blogspot.com/2011/02/xtreme-sports-bloopers-jan-2011.html

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:37 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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and his face is pixellated out why, exactly?

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:48 | Link to Comment dan10400
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I think they should pixellate out the hookers face.   She must really need those 400 euros...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:39 | Link to Comment Clampit
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The real reason behind fiat currencies...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:39 | Link to Comment equity_momo
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I still think I-Pads are pointless.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:39 | Link to Comment papaswamp
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There is an app for that...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:39 | Link to Comment Ecoman11
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I wonder what the escort rate in gold would be valued at.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:40 | Link to Comment gwar5
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Sweet. Those Italians have style. Who wants to drive a Chevy when your heart says Farrari?

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:41 | Link to Comment downrodeo
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"Sometimes these messages from girls just pop up when you are looking at your email"

of course they pop up when you order them!

When will we learn that our 'elected leaders' are wholly unfit to lead? In the US (and apparently everywhere), J6P probably has a more accurate moral compass than 99.8% of our congress critters.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:54 | Link to Comment MachoMan
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It's all inherent from self nomination...  we wonder why we keep dating the same kind of people...  but we refuse to change our selection process...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:41 | Link to Comment The Axe
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This guy is stimulating the Italian economy, spending money on hookers and ipads, and nice suits....well done.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:50 | Link to Comment snowball777
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With Italian tax euros...what a giver.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Rainman
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At least he kept his hands where they can be seen.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:42 | Link to Comment redarrow
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Wow...this cannot be true. Its f'in unbelievable...what a laugh. Perhaps the whitehous should consider giving this guy some privacy the next time he visits.

 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:45 | Link to Comment ColonelCooper
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Go long Jergens and Kleenex.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:57 | Link to Comment ColonelCooper
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I apologize if I've offended any ZH readers who suffer with U.J.D..  (Uncontrollable Jacking Disorder)

That was highly insensitive of me.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:42 | Link to Comment thunderbird
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Hey that's Borat's sister!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:45 | Link to Comment haskelslocal
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"It just popped up".

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:46 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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You've got hooker mail.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Blano
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It was forwarded to him by his friends at the SEC.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:55 | Link to Comment MachoMan
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Maybe if she had a dick

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:47 | Link to Comment ReeferMac
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Now there's someone that could use some advice from the PM!

His hookers were far better looking than that old hag...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:48 | Link to Comment digitalhermit
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Seems an excessive, to the point of being dysfunctional, libido is a job pre-requisite for most politicians. Why else would they devote so much time and effort to chasing tail?

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:48 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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I believe he just picked up an iPad dropped by the SEC.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:51 | Link to Comment Josh Randall
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 Priceless - if thats not a big "up yours" to his detractors I don't know what is. Go long Penicillin big man

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:52 | Link to Comment jus_lite_reading
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Bill Clinton ain't got nothing on these guys...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:53 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Have to love those Euro's.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:54 | Link to Comment alien-IQ
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at least he was looking for female escorts...unlike the US congress.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:54 | Link to Comment Cursive
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I thought Jobs was against i-porn. Oh wait, there is no more Jobs...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:56 | Link to Comment web bot
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Is this a #uckin joke?

You know.... when I see these muslims in the center of Cairo, in front of soilders and army tanks get on their knees and pray to God... it makes me feel ashame as a Christian to see what the western world has come to.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:01 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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Especially when one remembers that all Muslims, Jews, and Christians pray to the same God.

 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:04 | Link to Comment web bot
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Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:03 | Link to Comment web bot
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Yes.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:56 | Link to Comment orangedrinkandchips
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"Just Beat it! Beat it!..."

mj

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 11:59 | Link to Comment redarrow
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A few questions,

1. Was this iPad lost by Bill Clinton there?

2. Perhaps its why the iPad is so successful. Women buy it and men buy it.

3. Is the girl in the picture a secret Federal Reserve agent recruited to remind the people of the value behind more quantitative easing?

 

 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:02 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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Anyone notice that he is looking at photo #2 and he's about to press the thumbnail of photo #3?  But it just popped up.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:04 | Link to Comment Hammurabi
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Perro lusconi garbadge

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:07 | Link to Comment satansanus
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thats a man with HOOKER BREATH!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:08 | Link to Comment Translational Lift
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Every member of congress should have an ipad.............then perhaps we would not have so many idiotic laws passed...........

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:09 | Link to Comment DonutBoy
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I hate it when that happens.  My last wife never understood.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:11 | Link to Comment entendance
Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:13 | Link to Comment Winston Smith 2009
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Always think "Photoshop" when you see something like this.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:16 | Link to Comment topcallingtroll
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I am waiting for prices to drop a bit as the hooker trade becomes oversupplied.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:17 | Link to Comment bania
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WB7 if you had a graphic of Silvio on his iPad checking out the Marc Faber version of "Prostitue Obama"... I could die a happy man. 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:18 | Link to Comment karzai_luver
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I thought this model was standard issue--everyone I know........

 

 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:21 | Link to Comment Cash_is_Trash
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At least he knows where the tax payers money is going. In stark contrast to who the hell knows where the Fed Notes went.
- Sent from my iPad ogling hookers in the Senate

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:21 | Link to Comment Cash_is_Trash
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At least he knows where the tax payers money is going. In stark contrast to who the hell knows where the Fed Notes went.
- Sent from my iPad ogling hookers in the Senate

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:28 | Link to Comment Xibalba
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Paid for by the Germans....

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:44 | Link to Comment Bam_Man
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Stimulus, bitchezzzz!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:50 | Link to Comment no2foreclosures
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So what's wrong with multi-tasking.  He is serving the people of Italy during a no confidence vote while he is serving his own needs.

What's wrong with that?!?

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:54 | Link to Comment A_MacLaren
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Those Java-Bomb, virus laden, pop-ups will get you every time...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:56 | Link to Comment Caviar Emptor
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We need a playboy head of state in the world just to lighten it up a bit.

I want stories of him seducing wives of other heads of state in their own countries! I want juicy stories of goings on and noises heard on the Prime Minister's Yacht. Nudie pictures, sex videos, stained panties, kiss and tell books, bisexual orgies, love children with two heads secretly sold into slavery, pimps and hookers, STDs.....Gimme some fun in this dismal world of politics! 

Berlusconi, you go ragazzo! 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:55 | Link to Comment Zeus Gekko
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It was a pop up window. What do you mean you don't believe him?

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 12:58 | Link to Comment PhotonJohn
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Dunno, looked like may be photoshopped? http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/3b67ecd/

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 13:03 | Link to Comment Segestan
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Get real.... he's just displaying how important he thinks the no confidence vote really is... do you really think that photo was taken without his knowing??  Look how he holds the iPad upfor all to see,  instead of in his lap.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 13:06 | Link to Comment adamparis
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You guys are just jealous because he's high on viagra all the time.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 13:08 | Link to Comment InconvenientCou...
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We crucify our leaders against the cross of collective idealism. IMO, this is the cause of unnecessary angst and is counterproductive.

You know the pattern: sure Churchhill saved western civilization, but he lingered too long in the steam room, then lied about it, yada yada.

Leaders should be judged on their memes (ideas) not their reproductive ideosyncracies. Funny how we dwell on things like this.

 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 13:12 | Link to Comment Reese Bobby
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That photo is bullshit.  She is clearly of legal age...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 13:17 | Link to Comment Singularity05
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Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 13:39 | Link to Comment zebra
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it's bullish for AAPL! Buy!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 13:45 | Link to Comment docj
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Let's face it, as an Italian MP this is probably the most important decision he's going to make all week.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:13 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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This is that new pop-up Hooker ad out the complete blue app that Apple has been installing on all iPads from the factory.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 17:10 | Link to Comment JoeSexPack
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You say 'Caught Picking Out Hookers On iPad' like that's a bad thing.

At least he's not cruising schoolyards & redlight districts.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 19:19 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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Don't know where this Italian MP got his ideas??? Berlusconi denies hookers and you can(t) believe him. But he did choose all hot young sexy models for his entire MEP entourage for the Euro parliament. Don't snicker they couldn't possibly be worse than the Marxist drones that infest Brussels, in fact it is the most fuking inspired decision in all EU history. Vote Berlusconi for UN leader, he has his heart (and crotch) where most men can relate to this guy ...you know where he's 'coming' from, you just don't want to picture it too often! 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 22:58 | Link to Comment metastar
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Bitchez Bitchez!

Fri, 02/04/2011 - 02:57 | Link to Comment j0sh1130
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i find it hilarious when these european pols get caught checking out hookers or watching porn.  so funny.  the closest i have ever seen is when i was in the california state capitol and some guy sitting at the front of room (with a nice desk that concealed his laptop and tv) was watching a baseball and checking a betting site while people were talking.  when i pointed it out to the people near me, he turned the screens so we could not see the action.

Sun, 02/06/2011 - 19:07 | Link to Comment Libertine
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I believe he's playing Angry Whores.

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