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Bernanke's First Words Out Of Bed: "Another Day, Another Chance To K-Y The Dollar"

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The dollar is plunging like a rock: Geithner must be on Sesame Street convincing Big Bird that the US has a "strong like bull dollar policy." The man has a busy media propaganda day: The Muppet Show is next, followed by a brief appearance on Space Ghost Coast To Coast. Soon to be Philadelphia-based CNBC is still tentative (CNBC - The first in Pat's and Geno's Propaganda worldwide - mmm mmm, Velveeta).

In other news, here is the only trade that matter: correlation is now 0.999

 

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Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:14 | 129770 curbyourrisk
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Get the rally monkey out. Time for a moon shot!

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:17 | 129772 lizzy36
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Well Sesame Street was the first to embrace "don't ask don't tell" (as regards ernie and bert)". It was only natural that the government would follow. 

Seriously, doesn't Geithner remind one of The Count (the irony given the counts role on the show)

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:29 | 129791 etrader
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He reminds me of a Vulcan :-)

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:34 | 129855 Anonymous
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Beavis, or was it Butthead?

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:16 | 129773 Ivanovich
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Ah, Banana Ben.  In ten years we'll all be sitting back in our caves and remembering with longing the days of the idiot Fed Chairman and his uproariously entertaining antics.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:25 | 129784 Dixie Normous
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If we look at the market from a non man-this-is-going-to-hurt-in-the-end perspective, it really is quite impressive how it continues to be popped and propped.

Until yesterday, there was an 8 day run up off of what should have been the start of a real correction. Then we have a slight pull back yesterday, along with some dollar strength.  Then today, we get news that the weak dollar doesn't help trade and sentiment sucks. So instead of selling off, we have a beautifully orchestrated pull back in the market, where we will rally from to new highs as the dollar seeks new lows.  Awsome.

 

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:33 | 129798 ChickenTeriyakiBoy
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Dixie, absolutely agree. What we view as a healthy correction makes the folks at Treasury and Fed poop their pantaloons. Because once numbers drop below 9000/1000, there's no telling where they stop. 

 

Queue Marvin Hamlisch's score from The Sting. We are witnessing the most sophisticated con game ever devised. 

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:12 | 129835 spanish inquisition
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What you are witnessing is the ultimate long con. Decades old in its current incarnation, played for thousands of years. It was only through an error in judgement during bubble production that we get to see a glimpse behind the curtain. Currently, the worlds banksters are scrambling with Soros leading the charge to set up the next game using SDRs. They are out of position in relation to the Chinese and India by about 10-20 years. The hope is to convince them to play the fiat money game as an "equal", while plotting their destruction like everyone else they played with.....Asia would do better to set up their own banking system.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:41 | 129804 JohnKing
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President's Working Group on Financial Markets = PPT

Obama want rally, Obama get rally.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:54 | 129811 Screwball
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Agreed.  How many times since the March lows has the market appeared to teeter on the edge ready to fall into the abyss?  On each and every occasion, something triggered another rally.  If you look at a daily chart of the S&P you can correlate these dates (July 13 for one example - the Whitney GS call) to a piece of news that changed the direction.

If you are into technicals, you can also see every bearish pattern or candlestick reversal has failed.  Granted, they don't always work, but at some point you would expect them to.  This has been like a coin coming up heads each and every time.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:58 | 129818 docj
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+1; Very well put.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:37 | 129799 Unscarred
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Stating that Bernanke has used K-Y while molesting the dollar is probably too generous.  By now, the Greenback must be feeling Brokeback.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brokeback

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:40 | 129803 Divided States ...
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Why are the Jews allowed to run the monetary policies of this country? I dont mind having some but not the whole effin system. I think it should be spread evenly to also include, some Blacks, Asians, Hispanics, etc...some Native Indians would probably do a better, more fair job then these effin clowns.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:44 | 129808 BobPaulson
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Don't ruin this site you idiot.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:02 | 129824 chumbawamba
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It's the zionists I'm worried about.  Hey, let's craft another round of legislation to gift God's Chosen People with another 10 billion dollar aide package.  With all the capital invested in that shitty little pisshole called Israel you'd think we would have converted it into a cash cow by now.  Instead it's more like a cow pasture.  Watch where you step.

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:04 | 129826 Divided States ...
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I just want to be fair. Different perspectives will lead to better ideals. I aint being racist here. So dont call me out as one. 

And dont call me an idiot.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:11 | 129832 BobPaulson
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OK, well use the correct terms them. A Jew is somebody of a specific religious group. If you're talking about Likud supporting Israelis, or some other bugbear of yours that isn't inherently racist you won't attract the ire of external thought police who can clamp down on sites that foster hatred.

I read this blog a lot and I don't want it closed down for attracting KKK types or whoever.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:22 | 129843 Divided States ...
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Yes, could be worded better, think before I type. Apologies.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 20:57 | 130356 waterdog
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You have a good attitude about this DS. Practice makes perfect. Cheeky jump my butt yesterday because I did not think before I typed.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:11 | 129833 ChickenTeriyakiBoy
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let's see...dudley, warsh, duke, tarullo...not to mention OBAMA, geithner, summers, romer (don't try to tell me the fed is operating independently at the moment). 

 

maybe you're not an idiot, but your "different perspective" is an unfounded one. 

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:38 | 129861 Pietro_F
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Summers? Really? Talk about unfounded.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:59 | 129894 Careless Whisper
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@Divided.  Don't you want to blame gays too? Just take a look at Barney Frank, Lindsay Graham, and David Drier.

I suppose you think we need a total hetero like Carrie Prejean gunning our economy:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2ee1077203/carrie-prejean-sex-tape

 

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 14:11 | 129919 Divided States ...
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I welcome some gays in every part of the adminstration but when you have one group too well represented, things seem to sway to the intentions of that party. I want a system where democracy is truly functioning and the current system, right now, is not effective and open to a lot of bias. Of course, thats a dream and may require something big to change that.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 14:24 | 129931 Careless Whisper
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@Divided. Yeah well the "one group too well represented" would be called ===> straight white men who do what the banks tell them to do.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:18 | 130011 Apocalypse Now
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It's actually called ethnocentrism, on the surface from a cursory glance it could appear that way.  I think he is referring to the banks, and their representatives in government.

Barney Frank should hit on all cylinders for you.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 16:22 | 130070 Careless Whisper
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I think Barney Frank is a tool. I admire people like Barry Goldwater, Milton Friedman, and Lady Gaga.

Here ya go (6,000,000 views in 3 days) but I doubt you will understand:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACm9yECwSso

 

 

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:03 | 129982 Cognitive Dissonance
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Will someone please stuff a sock in his (or her) mouth before he (or she) hurts him (or her) self?

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:59 | 129821 chumbawamba
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We should adopt Islamic banking principles.  For that matter, we should adopt Islam as a national religion.  Then we could wage holy jihad against the infidels.

I am Chumbawambalalalalalalalalala!!!

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:21 | 129842 Anonymous
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dirka dirka bernanke jihad

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:55 | 129812 AnonymousMonetarist
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Mr. Hand's chimera of currency debacement that masquerades America's wealth exporting machine and is promulgated by our leaders as an exceptional example of America's resiliency.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:55 | 129814 Zombie Investor
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Some trader on a message board said that sovereign CDS showing highest stress levels since March.  Anyone else seeing that?

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:59 | 129820 Anonymous
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Like a rock
I was strong as I could be
like a rock
Nothin’ ever got to me
like a rock
I was somethin’ to see
like a rock
oohhh like a rock

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:35 | 129857 Pietro_F
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God I love cheesesteaks...you know Mark Haines will be happier if CNBC makes the move.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:41 | 129865 Anonymous
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ChickenTeriyakiBoy,
It's only a con game if no one is aware of what's going on...and Zerohedge et al, and we, ARE aware.

What's so galling is that despite the fact it's so blatant (Dow dropping 50 points SIX MINUTES before the confidence figure came out today and the ramp up STRAIGHT after release) no one in the corridors of power is doing ANYTHING to stop what will, ultimately, be a serious crash, worse than last/this year's.

DavidC

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:45 | 129876 Anonymous
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Can someone point me in the direction of some research on the impact of the falling dollar on Asian countires x-China that link their currency to the USD?

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:51 | 129884 Anonymous
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uhh ... weak US data, worsening trade ... lower GDP ... hwat that got to do with bernanke? muppet

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:52 | 129886 Anonymous
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trade deficit? confidenc? heloooooooo

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:53 | 129887 Anonymous
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trade deficit? confidence? heloooooooo

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 13:58 | 129895 Anonymous
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I am out of the markets for good. Right now, it is near impossible to trade/invest in a manner than makes sense from a risk-adjusted perspective.

Long/short doesn't work; fundamentals do not work; mean reversion does not either; long only gets killed by the bots by being stopped out regularly like clock work; same goes for going short, only worse.

Efficient capital markets, my arse... entire industries swinging 3-5% intraday on a regular basis; common sense sacrificed at the alter on the FED printing money. It doesn't matter that we are trading over a standard deviation away from the historic median in at least three different normalized valuation metrics that I am aware of...

When a couple of entities obviously know which way the market is heading on a fracking daily basis (98% success rate anybody?) or have the muscle to push it the way they want, it is time to call it quits until things normalize.

The market for the last 150 points on the S&P has been so bizarre to trade, I am sick of funneling my capital to the NY bots and banksters.

I suppose that is the end game when the hedge funds masquerading as commercial banks, with trillion dollar balance sheets to boot, can covertly borrow at 0% and throw the proceeds any direction they want...

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 16:59 | 130106 Scarecrow
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It's time for a widespread capital strike.

 

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 14:00 | 129896 Racer
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Tell me why....

the dollar tanks, so yeah okay the US markets go up, but so do the FTSE the DAX and the Nikkei?

Why bother to trade indices any more, just trade the dollar and forget about companies or anything else, just follow one line moving around and that's all you need to do

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 14:07 | 129905 jbc77
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I'm just wondering when and if the USDX breaks that pivotal 75 mark to the downside and holds. It's dipped a toe from time to time.....

Looks like N. Roubini may have to wait a while longer to see his carry trade bubble theory come to pass. Looks like everyone isn't heading for the exists just yet Dr. Doom.....

 

 

 

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:03 | 129981 Gordon_Gekko
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Well, they kind of are - they are exiting the dollar.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 14:07 | 129907 ghostfaceinvestah
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Now I see why they issued more UUP shares - so they can be located for borrows.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:05 | 129986 Cognitive Dissonance
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When there is no more house to burn, build more house. Good for the economy, right?

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:14 | 130004 Apocalypse Now
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Nice, I wonder why nobody else thought of that?

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 14:09 | 129915 ghostfaceinvestah
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once again look at how little Ginnie paper is being bought.

now ask yourself - which market is going to survive a Fed withdrawal from MBS: Fannie, Freddie, or Ginnie's?

we may be at a 95% FHA market within weeks of a Fed MBS withdrawal, presuming it happens (which it won't).

http://www.ny.frb.org/markets/mbs/

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 14:34 | 129945 lsbumblebee
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Just cut to the chase. The General Electric Channel should give Timmy his own teevee program. How about a game show? They could call it "Strong Dollar Policy", where each contestant has to lift an ever increasing pile of money. Last one to suffer a hernia gets to keep the cash. What the hell, they all get to keep the cash!

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:07 | 129989 Anonymous
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Genos without a doubt. Order in "English Only." -Wait, am I allowed to say that Marla? Well, the owner of Genos won the lawsuit, so I guess, technically, I can. Anyway, "American wit-out."

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:11 | 130000 Racer
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this market is so jumpy to every move of the dollar now, any hint of a move up with dollar will cause a big slide in the markets

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 15:58 | 130049 Prophet of Wise
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Pay very particular close attention to just how "mainstream" it has become to question the validity of US dollar reserve currency status. We are entering the next phase of the Fed Babylon the Great propaganda machine...the self-actualization or the pending inevitability of dollar collapse. Do not ever underestimate the vital role of the 'crisis' in the moderation of man's response to external stimuli.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 19:41 | 130289 Apocalypse Now
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Yes, with the authority of the boob (tube) they proclaim on high what the masses should think and it works.  There is a small man behind the curtain folks, and he is attempting to soften the audience for change the bankers can believe in.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 17:23 | 130142 Fazzie
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According to the AP, the markets rallied because "investors looked past the sentiment numbers to the earnings" and thus have confidence in the recovery.

 They didnt mention the tanking dollar as the one and only catalyst that moves the market lately.

 

They also characterized the earnings as good, when they were bad except for Disney.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 19:44 | 130293 CharlesBronson
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We are....a mess. Clearly the worst thread yet. A new low.

 

Zeros, get your act together.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 21:36 | 130383 waterdog
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Bernake does not make decisions, he takes orders. Bernanke has nothing to do with the value of the dollar. The oligarchy decides the value of the dollar. The oligarchy is about to revise the value of the dollar.

The oligarchy will stomp gold bugs into the earth. The oligarchy will tell banks to loan money. The oligarchy will increase the interest rates to where they want them.

The oligarchy will tell China man to kiss its grits.

Fri, 11/13/2009 - 22:08 | 130396 HarrisonBergeron
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increase in interest rates wipes out IR swaps held by the House of Dimon. Not going to happen.

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