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Bernanke's Job Creation "Success" In Its Full Glory

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We have presented this chart before, we are presenting it again. It speaks for itself. We are a little confused where exactly the "3 million "simulated" jobs created" are on this very simple graphic....

 

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Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:41 | 946372 Misean
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Food stamps and stock market wealth...who needs to work all the time?

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:57 | 946447 uno
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inmates should be counted as working full time since they get paid in free food and housing, unemployment problem solved, put out a press release and the media would love the positive news, good for consumer confidence etc....

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 00:05 | 948436 Fish Gone Bad
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Ben Bernanke: It would have been worse.

FGB: I reject that premise.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:42 | 946375 KTS
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People are CLEARLY only working part time because they're making so much money from this amazing market!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 13:10 | 946737 midtowng
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That's exactly what I was thinking! Well, that and making money by flipping houses.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:42 | 946381 Larry Darrell
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Ouch.

 

Talk about your Death Cross.

 

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:07 | 946474 101 years and c...
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i think bernanke was talking about the 3 million jobs that were SAVED, not 'created'.  maintaining the status quo (for 2 years now) is getting really expensive.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:43 | 946383 Sudden Debt
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All those unemployed people are just waiting for a 200K managment position.

 

WHY GO FOR LESS!!

 

 

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 17:25 | 947558 TBT or not TBT
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If we get enough inflation, they can all get their wish

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:43 | 946385 morph
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Well if you let HFTs loose on that chart both series will go through the roof.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:44 | 946389 MarketTruth
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When The Bernak lied, the USA economy died.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:59 | 946449 william the bastard
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He's not intelligent ehough to lie. Face it. Ben Bernake is a dim-witted dolt.

 

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:09 | 946477 tmosley
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There you go, thinking everyone is like you again.

BB is a smart guy, he is just working off of a false premise.  It doesn't matter how smart you are, if you base your actions off of false premises, you will not get good results.  In these cases, smarter people tend to have a disadvantage, because they are arrogant, and refuse to even consider the first principles behind their lines of thought.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:36 | 946585 mick_richfield
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There is one other possibility, TM, and it's the scariest one.

Maybe he's neither stupid nor misled.  Maybe he knows exactly what he's doing -- but his goals are not what we all assume they are.

 

 

Fed delenda est.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 23:30 | 948373 UncleFester
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If you wanted to end the fed, wouldn't this be the way to do it?

UF

 

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 00:21 | 948470 Fish Gone Bad
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I have to agree with Mick.  BB may be the anti-christ, but he is certainly not stupid.  He does have that shit eating smugness that will be his undoing.  Everyone knows that the monetization can not go on for forever.  I would even venture to say that I am certain it will not go on past Obama's second term (if there is one).  Knowing that there will be an end allows one to plan ahead.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:44 | 946392 ZackAttack
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I bet if BLS presented it as "total compensation", including salary and benefits, it would show tremendous wage deflation.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 13:46 | 946874 Bob
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Imagine the massive wage deflation in real terms over the past twenty years if compensation were priced that way. 

Much too real to be even considered: It would look like--what did Uncle Warren call it--"Class War."

We couldn't have that, could we?  It would be "socialism." 

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:46 | 946397 docj
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Don't know - to my untrained eye this looks like a total wash.

So what the heck - +3 MILLION NEW JOBS!!! RALLY ON!!

The keg is obviously not yet empty.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:04 | 946457 Zeno of Citium
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Not really, the scales are different ... on the whole -10.5m full time jobs and +3m part time jobs.

The balance is still -7.5m

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:46 | 946399 ReeferMac
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YES, it makes perfect sense... Part time employee's don't get health insurance or other benefits, saving big corporations gobs of money. However federal law dictates you must have health insurance, so the government subsidizes it for poor people, so that the insurance companies don't lose out on their gobs of money we just saved the big corporations....

Geeze, why is everyone so thick headed about this stuff? We can't be playing Robin Hood here folks, then where would I get money for my relection campaign? Christ, stupid Proles never get it...

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:49 | 946400 falak pema
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Nut cracker's suite...the way Benbernanke plays it! our Nuts!

Ron Paul's pee-weed tea party...coming next!

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:46 | 946404 umop episdn
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If I'm reading this chart properly...since Dec 07, there are over 10 million less full-time jobs, and about three million more part-time jobs. (Forget population growth over this period, as Gen Ben will soon take care of that.) Maybe the simulated jobs are in China and India? Or on 'Farmville?'

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:48 | 946408 MolotovCockhead
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He's been telling the same old lie so often, I'm beginning to belief him!!

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:48 | 946414 Hollow_Point
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How do you know if Osama Bin Bernanke is lying....easy, his lips are moving.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:48 | 946415 lieutenantjohnchard
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if confused simply ask harry wanger. he'll gladly show you how a drop in the labor participation rate coupled with no job growth leads to a drop in u3 to 9% thus proving strong u3.

in other words the fewer people that work the stronger u3. 100% correlation.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:49 | 946417 Cash_is_Trash
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Part-time dishwashers, waiters and other menial labour required.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:51 | 946422 monmick
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It's the but for argument. But for the Fed's monerary stimulus, there would be 3M less employed than currently...

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 11:57 | 946436 bankrupt JPM bu...
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Ben is getting absolutly DISMANTLED right now WOW.   Not a good day for Bensky

 

www.silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:03 | 946456 Ancona
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S.N.A.P. Bitchez!!

All the beans and dried milk you want!

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:04 | 946459 PicassoInActions
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I don't get it... why every1 is blaming Big Ben ?

ANy1 in his position would be helping friends , not general population.

Family comes first.

 

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:08 | 946476 SheepDog-One
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'The FED has a 'vision', but we cant really elaborate any further on any specifics, although right here 2 years ago under oath I swore to never monetize the debt, I can assure you my debt monetization will neither end too early nor too late...*cntrl*  *print* *infinity*'....basically Bernank testimony this morning in 1 line.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:16 | 946493 Don Birnam
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Don't forget to come on by the Hopium Den after the Q & A session, folks. There will be plenty of QE to go round...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2511/4104185300_babee715af.jpg

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:18 | 946512 sweaty7
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Why even go thru the motions anymore? we could just wake up every day and the government could tell us what our favorite stocks are priced at. it'll be like christmas. no fundamentals will mean anything, we can have netflix with a 200 billion market cap or apple at 2500 per share. wouldn't that be fun? enuff of the charades Ben, give us what we want!!!!!! free money for everyone!!!!!

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 12:48 | 946636 Pinefox
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If body language speaks or means anything, the Bernank's eyes look terrible, signs of a stressed and worried man.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 14:41 | 947061 RockyRacoon
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He was one haggard looking SOB wasn't he?  Dark circles under the eyes, quivering lip, unkempt hair.  He ain't long for this job.  Do they do mental stability checks on these critical folks as a matter of course?  If not, they should.  Imagine what damage he could do if he actually TRIED to sink the ship.   He's doing damage enough with good intentions.  Sabotage from an insider like him could be undetectable.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 23:36 | 948390 UncleFester
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RR,

He's fulfilling his role, nothing more and nothing less.  He was hand-picked for this specific moment.  Academics, like bureaucrats, are predictable automotons.  It is what they are Brain-trained to do.  Either that, or he's fully aware.  Ignorant or in-on-it, there is no third way.

UF

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 13:25 | 946787 CulturalEngineer
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Believe me I'm no fan of the Fed or Bernanke! And believe he's doing everything WRONG as far as helping with the employment problem...

But I believe it's also true that there's truth in Vernor Vinge's predicition:

"The work that is truly productive is the domain of a steadily smaller and more elite fraction of humanity. In the coming of the Singularity, we are seeing the predictions of true technological unemployment finally come true."

*The Coming Technological Singularity: How to Survive in the Post-Human Era

This suggests that new models are necessary. Vinge is only partially correct. There's plenty to do... however the current economic model can't address it without dealing with its fundamental flaw in relying on an ever expanding rate of resource utilization and de-valuation of other human modes of interaction...

P.S. I think some attention needs to be paid to just what capital really IS!

Money is an aspect of capital (as are land, labor, cultural values, etc.) but money itself is NOT capital itself (though it MAY be used for purposes ascribed to capital)...

AND FIAT money ESPECIALLY isn't capital when used for gambling and other such zero-sum speculations developed by very well-educated and paid fucktard whores (I believe that's the technical term for such experts) playing the current Wall Street/K Street financialization game...

Money doesn't create wealth... though it does incentivize action. The question is what kinds of action is it incentivizing?

Decision Technologies: Currencies and the Social Contract http://culturalengineer.blogspot.com/2010/07/decision-technologies-currencies-and.html

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 14:47 | 947085 RockyRacoon
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Good stuff.   As usual, arguments fall apart when there is disparity in definition of terms.  Unless all are on the same definitional page there can be no progress in debating issues.  This is not any more clear than in the inflation/deflation issue.   When folks agree on exactly what each term means there will be some solutions forthcoming.  Hell, even the term "job" is pretty flaky right now.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 16:38 | 947433 Lord Koos
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How do you define "productive"?  Just askin'

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 14:33 | 947033 Zero Govt
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Bernank creates digital counterfeit money, it stands to reason his 3m jobs are digital counterfeits too....

....give the Bearded One a break, he's working his arse off sitting on it behind a desk all day. Rome wasn't built in a day, nor is Bens digitised Americana fantasy land of 2% inflation and 2% unemployment...

...I believe in you Benny Baby, and that your President isn't a Marxist and Timmay knows what he's doing over at Treasury (quick pass me more happy pills before I lose this trip I'm on!) 

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 14:40 | 947062 Whatta
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As long as foreign central banks buy our junk bonds and The Bernank keeps stoking the markets furnace most of us are good to go. Perpetual Unemployment bene's, WalMart SNAP cards for all.

 

Gawd Bless the USA. You tell em Christina Aguilera.

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 14:45 | 947080 falak pema
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whatta singa aguilera as she fingad da national anthema...gawd bless!

Wed, 02/09/2011 - 14:48 | 947081 falak pema
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