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"The Birds": Mapping The Global Mass Animal Deaths Graveyard

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If you are not worried about the recent explosion in mass deaths of animal in "isolated" locations, you may be after seeing this map presenting the pan-global graveyeard of inexplicable mass deaths, which far from isolated, are literally taking the world by storm. Did the Mayans forget to carry the zero?

h/t @thegarance

 


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Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:39 | Link to Comment licamele
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USDA said it was a controlled kill in the US.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:51 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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Alarm bells going off yet? Sense six-sigma about to smack us in our collective faces yet?

Is the thread-bare or a braid? Needing some context?

Well, you should be. This is why ZH is so cool. Context...

For some companion reading to this map:

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/01/05/stairwell-sigtar/

Watch out above and look out below.

;-)

 

ORI

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:57 | Link to Comment pan-the-ist
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"I WANT TO BELIEVE" but it is difficult when the author of that post writes the way he does.  Twice in a fortnight-- really?

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 09:03 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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Pan, My writing style is a little staccato? Matters not.

Really. It's true.

ORI

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:39 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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Looking at the crop circle of deaths in the USA, Occam's razor would make one tend to believe that the MASSIVE gulf oil spill and the MASSIVE use of dispersants had affected migrating birds.  Watch them find HUGE levels of ethylene glycol and polyethylene glycol in all the dead animals.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:46 | Link to Comment tmosley
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Ethylene glycol doesn't cause "massive internal trauma", it causes crystals to form i the brain.  PEG is not toxic.

Further, neither of those compounds were or can be used as dispersants.  What is going on with your post?

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:22 | Link to Comment Skeebo
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No... falling 20 ft+ onto the ground would cause some internal trauma to a small bird though... least I would think.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:54 | Link to Comment ColonelCooper
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Now I'm not an animal phorensic scientist so I don't know how they figure this stuff out, but the internal trauma (of the blackbirds anyway) was determined to NOT HAVE BEEN CAUSED by their fall to the ground; rather that it occured prior to the fall.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:47 | Link to Comment Red Neck Repugnicant
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Well, the sky truly is falling because John Boehner just gave Michele Bachmann control over the CIA, the National Security Agency and the rest of the US intelligence committee.

*LOL*

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40946997/ns/politics-capitol_hill

 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 15:43 | Link to Comment akak
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And I bet that gave you a ... Bohner.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:44 | Link to Comment Hook Line and S...
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Ethylene glycol is a component of Corexit.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:55 | Link to Comment pods
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Actually, it is propylene glycol.  Far less hazardous.  It used to be in Wonder Bread.

The biggest problem with Corexit is that it emulsifies the oil and creates a greater surface area.  Here is the MSDS:

http://www.lmrk.org/corexit_9500_uscueg.539287.pdf

pods

Fri, 01/07/2011 - 03:45 | Link to Comment I Am The Unknow...
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ah yes, propylene glycol replaced ethylene glycol as the major component of antifreeze, didin't it?  Perfectly safe to drink or eat?: I don't think so....read the label on your antifreeze...

funny thing about propylene glycol and ethylene glycol is that there is such an abundance of it in Galveston, Texas as it is a major byproduct of petroleum fractional distillation.  I mean, man, millions of pounds of this toxic shit is produced daily in order to make gasoline.  What the hell is a big industrial oil refinery to do with all this shit?  Well, I'm told that they used to dump in directly into the ocean back in the old days.....

Some people say the more things change the more they remain the same...

I still want to know why many of the fish were found with their eyes blown out....

I've not yet bought into the BP oil spill catastrophe theory, but it is a working theory. 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:15 | Link to Comment Missing_Link
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That wouldn't make sense.  There's no way that would make all the birds die at the exact same moment.

Really, there's a far simpler explanation.  Large UFOs have cloaking fields that make it impossible for anyone to see them, birds included.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:39 | Link to Comment The Third Man
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Haha! Clever!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:06 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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+1. Thanks for the lol. Sadly, it may be the most plausible explanation I've read yet

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:42 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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I have no official opinion on this phenomena, but I do like the lyrics to this song:

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn,
world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak,, grunt, no, strength,
The ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height.

Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing! Fine, then.

Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:10 | Link to Comment 4xaddict
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ORI the circles in the Australian floods are made by the tyres of a central pivot irrigation system. These are used very commonly across Australia due to the size of the land and number of large co'ops owning significant properties. Furthermore, you do not have to look back far in Australia to see the last time it flooded. Australia is a very large and flat country for the most part, especially in the primary agricultural areas.

We also had a plague of locusts earlier this year but this also happens routinely when dry weather finally breaks after a deal of rain.

Birds that travel in large flocks also fall from the sky more often than you would think when farmers lay poison to stop them raping their crops.

Not sure what you are trying to achieve with your blog post but it seems designed to simply confuse and spread panic based on a number of vague and abstract musings.

Criminal ship captains also dump waste routinely into the world's oceans that kills marine life. 

Sure many of these occurrences are likely induced by men however there is little to suggest a conspiracy theory supporting it.

What possible benefit or endgame are you trying to achieve writing such things? You write quite eloquently on your blog based on the couple of articles I just read but your attention seems misguided.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:17 | Link to Comment Star Warrior
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+1000 Glad I´m not the only one who thought so

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:26 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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4xaddict, thanks for the insight. i was wondering what those big circles were.

To your point about why I write what and how I do, please see here:

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2010/06/09/an-older-piece-pertinent/

I see us at the end of a series of cycles bottoming put together:

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2010/06/18/of-tipping-points-and-shape-s...

And have been given a 'key" to help:

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2010/12/31/a-big-part-of-what-this-here-...

 

I come and "haunt" ZH because like all people of my ilk, there is a tendency to talk to the most un-receptive audience for one's ideas. i've found great connects here and understand that to some my POV is disturbing, to others meaningless and to a few, full of meaning.

One person wrote to me today (bright young guy) saying my blog was black and white ambrosia to him. An awesome lady, an incisive writer herself, wrote and said she was glad she had lived long enough to read something I'd written.

So I keep on writing, trying to weave this massive tapestry into some graspable context.

 

Look forward to your response.

ORI

 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:14 | Link to Comment 4xaddict
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Ori, I just read your suggested pieces and the imbedded links to others. I think you are coming from a much more complex place than writer of the original article ;). Having read further your piece has gained more context. Didn't mean to be rude before but without context I mistook your post for some of the tinfoil hat rantings that turn up on here much to my chagrin :)

I will stop by and post on your blog a bit later. I don't claim to have answers but am interested to share how I maintain perspective in the current environment. Will be interested in your thoughts.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:28 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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4X,

Thanks for taking the time and I'll look forward to further interactions.

By the way, many here probably slot me firmly in the tin-foil brigade ;-) It's a hat I wear comfortably though.

ORI

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:35 | Link to Comment HarryWanger
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This is not as uncommon as the media and now ZH are leading everyone to believe. It brings to mind the shark scare a few years back when there were two more shark attacks than the average six that year. Media grabbed it and off to the scare races. Here we go again.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 15:49 | Link to Comment akak
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Yeah, really ---- I mean, what are two more sharks in the ocean in one year, when Wall Street and the Fed are inhabited by literally THOUSANDS of them --- and they are hungry, and smell blood, and WE are the tuna!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:04 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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These are YET AGAIN extra deaths of Fish and Birds:

http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/2661/Bedreigde-Dieren/article/detail/1204288/2011/01/06/Nu-ook-mysterieuze-massale-vissterfte-op-drie-plaatsen.dhtml

All the cases are the same, birds falling from the skies in massive ammounts, and massive fish dying. Just look to the pictures in the link.

 

The fish seemed to have died of "cold-water stress"

A suddenly high drop in temperature of the water.

And for every fish that washes ashore, a 100 don't.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 14:42 | Link to Comment trav7777
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whatever, man.

The truth, folks, is that the GODS ARE ANGRY with us.  They are; it's clear and plain and obvious.  Only morons don't get it.  We have totally fucked up and they are punishing us now.

The ONLY way out of this is for us to offer a sacrifice to them.  Of politicians and bankers.  We may have to keep sacrificing until the birds stop dying.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 16:23 | Link to Comment downrodeo
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I agree, but don't you think they would want a sacrifice that is a bit less tainted?

On the other hand, we could use them as garnish.

I will say, I like where your head is at.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:42 | Link to Comment Problem Is
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"I WANT TO BELIEVE"

Facts
It is not about "believing"... It is about examining the facts.

Belief and Facts Are Polar Opposites
The propagandised Amerkican public NEEDS TO BELIEVE, hence the myriad of Myth Narratives the sheeple follow. They can not engage in logically valid reasoning of the facts...

Even if the facts were a box of donuts and you hit the Amerikan public in the head with it...

Was that better than a "fortnight" euphemism pan-the-ist?

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 09:09 | Link to Comment scratch_and_sniff
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Its satan, belsebub has come to walk the earth and he likes killing fish.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 09:37 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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HAARP Technology - Causing the equivalent in birds that divers do - shallow water blackout?

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 09:58 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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So that is where they have been.  I knew I shouldn't have bought my kids BB guns for Christmas.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:19 | Link to Comment Bill Lumbergh
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How about the infamous Planet X:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_collision

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:38 | Link to Comment 4xaddict
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Scully - "Mulder I'm itchy"

Mulder - "It must be aliens"

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:05 | Link to Comment mirac
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No...but the answers lies somewhere in the following articles...

http://www.sott.net/articles/show/220991-Procession-of-the-Damned-Mass-B...

http://www.sott.net/articles/show/220954-And-They-March-The-Strange-Tale...

 

Aaaannnddd, I kinda know what Planet X is but no time to post now...

 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:46 | Link to Comment LongSoupLine
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"USDA said it was a controlled kill in the US."

The fact Cheney was spotted in everyone of these geographical locations, with his shotgun, would confirm this.  Of supporting note, the number of lawyers shot was up in these areas as well.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:57 | Link to Comment Instant Karma
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goldman must be long birds.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:22 | Link to Comment 4xaddict
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+1 LOL

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:31 | Link to Comment SheepHerder
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Google allows for a search function that you can set the dates where you want your results to fall in between.  A quick search of dead birds and fish, show that this is not a new phenomenon.  In Jan 2009, 5000 birds dropped from the sky in New Jersey.  In June 2009, 500 birds dropped in Australia.  In September 2006, 1600 birds washed up on the coast of Alaska.  There's a ton of articles like this.  And I'm sure there's a ton of articles similar for fish.   

The media frenzy seems to be similar to when you buy a new car, and suddenly it seems like you see the car you bought everywhere you drive.  The truth is, everybody didn't run out and get your car, you just started paying attention to look for that specific car.  I think the MSM has been doing the same thing.  I mean the bumblebee population has been diminishing for years now, and yet I haven't seen the same theories of the end being near come from the occurence.  

While I think we are destroying the humans ability to live on earth, I tend not to buy into all the hype about the Apocolypse, HAARP, and any other seemingly extravagant theories.  I also think a collective negative and fearful mindset is very unproductive if humanity is to continue to evolve.  No solutions to the immense problems we face are likley to be created from fear and all the doom and gloom prophesying. 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:41 | Link to Comment jus_lite_reading
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Let me share just one conclusion that I have seen repeated in numerous studies- there is something MAJOR, something epic occuring on this planet and our leaders are not saying what so as not to cause mass panic. That thought alone is frightening...

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:47 | Link to Comment AnAnonymous
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I am surprised that no bible thumper has not seized the opportunity yet to craft some religious story, ten plagues or something like that...

With quotes and all...

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:52 | Link to Comment ColonelCooper
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LOL.  Guaranteed my psychotic mother in law is curled up on the floor right now, clutching the good book and speaking in tounges.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:40 | Link to Comment 4xaddict
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Had a decent old plague of locusts in Victoria, (Aus) recently, now there's floods of epic proportions in Queensland (Aus). They're coming..... and hell's coming with them.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:26 | Link to Comment maff
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who, the England cricket team?

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:13 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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I was in on vacation in southern Utah (around Zion NP) a few years back. The trees were dying from bark beetle infestation, and the air was thick with locusts. The roads were covered with dead locusts, so that the stripes were no longer visible. It was looking pretty biblical.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:32 | Link to Comment Green Leader
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We are living the days prophesized in the 1st chapter of the Book of Joel. I have been studying and watching the skies, nature, the chemtrails, all the contamination. Joel 1 describes a destruction of nature & agricultural production by a powerful army while people 'go about their business':

1 The word of Yahweh that was addressed to Joel son of Pethuel.

2 Listen to this, you elders; everybody in the country, attend! Has anything like this ever happened in your day, or in your ancestors' days?

3 Tell your children about it and let your children tell their children, and their children the next generation!

4 What the nibbler has left, the grown locust has eaten, what the grown locust has left, the hopper has eaten, and what the hopper has left, the shearer has eaten.

5 Wake up, you drunkards, and weep! All you wine-bibbers, lament for the new wine: it has been snatched from your lips.

6 For a nation has invaded my country, mighty and innumerable, with teeth like a lion's teeth, with the fangs of a lioness.

7 It has reduced my vines to a desolation and my fig trees to splinters, stripped them and broken them down, leaving their branches white.

8 Mourn, as a virgin-bride in sackcloth for the bridegroom of her youth!

9 Cereal offering and libation are lost to Yahweh's Temple. The priests, the ministers of Yahweh, are in mourning.

10 The fields are ruined, the land is in mourning, for the grain has been ruined, the new wine has failed, of olive oil only a trickle.

11 Stand dismayed, you farmers, wail, you vinedressers, for the wheat, for the barley! The harvest of the fields has been lost!

12 The vine has withered, the fig tree wilts away; pomegranate, palm tree, apple tree, every tree in the countryside is dry, and for human beings joy has run dry too.

13 Priests, put on sackcloth and lament! You ministers of the altar, wail! Come here, lie in sackcloth all night long, you ministers of my God! For the Temple of your God has been deprived of cereal offering and libation.

14 Order a fast, proclaim a solemn assembly; you elders, summon everybody in the country to the Temple of Yahweh your God. Cry out to Yahweh:

15 'Alas for the day! For the Day of Yahweh is near, coming as destruction from Shaddai.'

16 Has not the food disappeared before our very eyes? Have not joy and gladness vanished from the Temple of our God?

17 The seeds shrivel under their clods; the granaries are deserted, the barns are in ruins, because the harvest has dried out.

18 Loudly the cattle groan! The herds of oxen are bewildered because they have no pasture. The flocks of sheep bear the punishment too.

19 Yahweh, to you I cry: for fire has devoured the desert pastures, flame has burnt up all the trees in the countryside.

20 Even the wild animals pant loudly for you, for the watercourses have run dry, and fire has devoured the desert pastures.

 

 

 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 15:52 | Link to Comment akak
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Sackcloth hoodies --- coming soon to an Old Navy near you!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 15:00 | Link to Comment velobabe
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same experience driving through nevada back to colorado. the road center lines were not visable. it was june '06. saw motorcyclists just covered. raining locusts.

Fri, 01/07/2011 - 01:58 | Link to Comment scratch_and_sniff
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yeah it looked pretty biblical when dinosaurs were chewing the shit out of one another too.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:42 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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It is the end of days.  I have always wanted to say that.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:55 | Link to Comment Agent P
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Based on your avatar, I think you should be taking this a little more seriously.

 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:57 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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ROFLMAO!!!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:21 | Link to Comment In Vino Veritas
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Pardon my ignorance - I'm new here.  How can you resolve his avatar?  It's so small, it becomes too pixelated when I magnify it (hmm, I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere :-) ).

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:32 | Link to Comment Things that go bump
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Fish gone bad? Its an illustration out of Dr. Seuss

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 14:04 | Link to Comment In Vino Veritas
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Oops!  Missed cultural reference.  Thanks for the clarification.

 

PS: Your avatar is clear. :-)

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:55 | Link to Comment Byte Me
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Shhh!

There are intelligent peeps reading this, we just need the theowannabees spouting off..

10..

9..

8..

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:56 | Link to Comment lance_manion
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Based on your comment, it doesn't sound to me like you have actually read the book.  BTW I didn't junk you.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:58 | Link to Comment pan-the-ist
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Which book would that be?  He didn't specify which religious nuts. BTW, I did junk you.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 09:02 | Link to Comment lance_manion
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"I am surprised that no bible thumper has..."

 

I wasn't the one that invoked a book.  Thanks for the junk! 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:30 | Link to Comment bigdumbnugly
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from what i see from the comments here the atheist jackboots are pitching a shutout so far.

all comments have been initiated by them.  yet still finding it necessary to bash others?

 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:26 | Link to Comment weinerdog43
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WTF are you talking about? 

I must have missed it when all 27 of the 'atheist jackboots' have trampled on the billions of christianists, islamists, jews, etc...

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:32 | Link to Comment bigdumbnugly
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try to keep up weiner

as stated, was talking about the comments on this thread to that point.

but don't let me get in the way of a good misguided rant.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:34 | Link to Comment weinerdog43
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Will do.  As soon as you learn command of the English language, let me know.  Thanks!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:38 | Link to Comment bigdumbnugly
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mrs. wormwood?   is that you???

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 15:57 | Link to Comment akak
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I bet my God can kick your God's ass.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:30 | Link to Comment ATG
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Elizabeth in BluRay...

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 09:46 | Link to Comment jus_lite_reading
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No, I'm talking about the little incident of over 500 quakes in AK in the last 3 months according to the USGS. One leading scientist posted a video of a direct link of their seismic sensors around the world on the 21st, and the activity was unprecedented. The other was in Canada, scientists from all over the world are heading up to see what is causing strange phenomena, like sunlight in places that there should be none, or shakes in the ionosphere that may be directly linked to HARRP causing it to spiral out of control, or even the extreme cold that is not caused by the jet stream but solar storms. Not some conspiracy theory stuff- it's very real.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:12 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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After a weekend when I was bored, I also was reading stuff like that on scientific sites.

I also remember reading that this last decade the temperature of the earth crust has been dropping pretty hard which causes the earth crusts to become less flexible creating more earth shakes and volcano eruptions because of the increase in friction.

 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:47 | Link to Comment TheSettler
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Ak. is Alaska. Ar. is Arkansas, where the quakes are occouring.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:57 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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did someone actually think something was built in AR??

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:09 | Link to Comment jus_lite_reading
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Typographical error on my part. It was AR and it was over 500 events. Read the USGS study!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:31 | Link to Comment Arthor Bearing
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That's God being pissed about Sarah Palin

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:07 | Link to Comment hangemhigh
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To:   AnAnonymous
on Thu, 01/06/2011 - 07:47
#852015

"I am surprised that no bible thumper has not seized the opportunity yet to craft some religious story, ten plagues or something like that..."

you must not have gotten the memo.  the rapture occurs may 21, 2011..........

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40885541/ns/us_news-life/    

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:28 | Link to Comment pazmaker
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They must have forgotten Matthew 24:36 and Mark 13:32.

 

 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:38 | Link to Comment Things that go bump
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Google the Millerites and The Great Disappointment.  

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 14:07 | Link to Comment cranky-old-geezer
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What exchange is it traded on?  I'd like to short the hell out of it.  My first real sure-fire winner, and getting rich off religious idiocy is the icing on the cake.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:06 | Link to Comment Eternal Student
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Well, the bible thumper's aren't exactly the most quick witted, so let me help them out.

We've been given Mother Nature the bird for a long time. This is her way of returning the favor.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:32 | Link to Comment Idisq
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+1

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:24 | Link to Comment Boxed Merlot
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Well, the bible thumper's aren't exactly the most quick witted, so let me help them out...

 

Don't answer a fool according to his folly or you become like him.

Answer a fool according to his folly lest he be wise in his own eyes.

 

Prov. 26:4-5 (paraphrased a bit)

 

Still trying to decide if the slow response is lack of quick wit or wishing to avoid the risk of injury.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:05 | Link to Comment Eternal Student
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Dupe.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:25 | Link to Comment robobbob
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You can make fun of the religious all you want, but mankind has all of the technology needed to create many of the visions of the apocalypse without divine intervention. GMO, enviromental destruction, nukes, or economically induced genocide. The four horsemen can take their pick of methods.

Will you feel any better thinking that humanity gets wiped out by incompetence and greed rather than part of an intentional redemption? 

 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:20 | Link to Comment jus_lite_reading
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Well said. Bravo!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:41 | Link to Comment ZeroPower
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"He originally used his mathematical system to predict Sept. 6, 1994 as Judgement Day."

 

Lol, no biggie. Lets move it 17 years in the future so that by then people forget his original 'prophecy'..

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:43 | Link to Comment pods
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No doubt he was using the old version of the hockey stick model?

 

pods

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:52 | Link to Comment jus_lite_reading
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Throw religion out the window for a moment...

More of those pesky contrails! Whoops!

 

http://www.kiiitv.com/global/category.asp?c=194871&clipId=5436881&autost...

 

You can't hide your true colors forever- God is bringing his wrath for sure! Seek God NOW!

 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:59 | Link to Comment downrodeo
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"Seek God NOW!"

I found him! He was sitting outside of the window...

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:16 | Link to Comment jus_lite_reading
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Ok, again god aside, what do you make of this? Another "optical illusion"? "Amateur rocket"? "Commercial contrail" etc etc etc?

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:24 | Link to Comment downrodeo
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Would you like me to say I don't have any freakin clue, or would you like some loose speculation? If it is the latter you want, I couldn't come up with anything that hasn't already been posted on this thread. However, I will say that I know it was not fireworks. This explanation is completly silly.  

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:59 | Link to Comment njdoo7
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I think I agree that something epic is happening.  I question whether or not this is covert testing, a program to instill fear into the population in coincidence with 2012 as the globalists advance their global economic governance agenda, or something along these lines.  We know they have been testing chemical weapons, weather modification, creating earthquakes with electromagnetic waves, etc.  In the 1960's they were able to flood vietnam for an extra 7-9 weeks during their monsoon season; what can they do today?

 

With that being said..I am still considering nature as the cause, but I haven't ruled out man-made causes.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 09:04 | Link to Comment blindfaith
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the big line in the US is the Mississippi and that is a major corridor for bird migration to and from Canada and the South.  They depend on the marshes in the Gulf for food to fatten up to continue their journeys N & S.

Funny that are not showing the middle east where the Saudia Arabians are killing the birds and squirrels deliberately, believing they are SPY-ing for Isreal...no joke.  And Pakistan is going the same think believing the animals are employed by the USA.  What morons.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:44 | Link to Comment Jake3463
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They watched Cinderella.  They thought we had women who control birds.  Less damaging than the message we tell our daughters that there is a magical rich perfect man willing to sweep them off their feet.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:11 | Link to Comment -Michelle-
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Ha!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 09:17 | Link to Comment Batty Koda
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The best explanation I can come up with is HAARP. HAARP, supposedly a civilian ionospheric research project could be used to alter the ionosphere and therefore the jet stream, because the two are highly influenced by each other.

The cold weather in the northern hemisphere this winter is caused in part by a slowing down of the northern jet stream. Could this be due to HAARP? Or maybe the cold weather is becoming embarassing and HAARP is being cranked up to full power to get the jet stream going again?

Birds are very sensitive to magnetic fields, they use them to navigate. The ionosphere is so named due to its electromagnetic properties. Maybe the birds are being zapped somehow.

Has anyone played the xbox 360 title Condemned: Criminal Origins? This all seems eerily reminiscent of that game.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 09:23 | Link to Comment tmosley
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Nah, none of that stuff.  We've just made it to the last few chapters of Atlas Shrigged faster than we thought we would.

Watch out for collapsing bridges and large areas where everyone dies inexplicably next.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:33 | Link to Comment Hughe Crapper
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Ionosphere you say? Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program

Birds getting 'electrostressed' causing bloodclots. Google/Youtube it. 

And check out what biologists are finding in bird-sections. bloodclots.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/Snarkyone/birds-fall-from-sky-louisiana_n_804196_72694976.html

 

Coincidence?

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:20 | Link to Comment snowball777
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Sure, bloodclots couldn't possibly be caused by something they ingested or inhaled.

http://www.malehealth.co.uk/environment/19412-pollution-causes-blood-clots

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:14 | Link to Comment TheAkashicRecord
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As reported, the birds had empty stomachs

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:28 | Link to Comment Drag Racer
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Here is your coincidence.

increase in ULF waves exactly at New Years...

http://137.229.36.30/cgi-bin/scmag/disp-scmag.cgi?date=20110101&Bx=on&By...

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:44 | Link to Comment ZeroPower
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Can you explain that link for those of us that dont have PhDs in purple lines and stuff?

Sat, 01/08/2011 - 12:03 | Link to Comment robobbob
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this is a link that monitors the HAARP project in Alaska

there was a abnormal energy burst, indicated by the red, in the ULF range, at a couple of hertz. ie north american house electricity is 60 hz, FM radio 90X10^6 hz, TV transmissions are 640X10^6 hz, cell phones 2X10^9 hz

 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:25 | Link to Comment Ruffcut
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They b chemtrailing very heavy. Maybe the dark star nibiru is radiating the planet. Dead birds are now all over the world.

The barium, in the chemtrails, is for obsorption of the radiation. Aluminum oxide, maybe for attempted deflection.

Even the snow flakes, look like little bebes.

I have yet to finish my hat, made of beer cans.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 09:42 | Link to Comment malikai
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Why has nobody made the correlation of the current Solar Minimum?

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:32 | Link to Comment snowball777
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Because we've passed through it already?

http://solarscience.msfc.nasa.gov/images/ssn_predict_l.gif

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:38 | Link to Comment In Vino Veritas
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I wish I could vote you up.  The Sun has just experienced a particularly long solar minimum.  Until this, the Sun had been somewhat more active than usual (indeed, the higher output affected the Martian polar caps).  Its output is not perfectly regular.

It is only now coming out of the last solar minimum.  There is inertia in the system.  Just as the drop did not immediately show up in lower global temperatures, the rise won't immediately show either.  It remains to be seen how strong the coming maximum will be.

For those interested, research the Maunder Minimum and its correlation with the mini ice age.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:45 | Link to Comment mick_richfield
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That is interesting -- the loss of solar magnetic field strength is one of the most significant things happening right now.  But I can't think of a mechanism to connect it with Sudden Flock Death Syndrome, can you?  If so, I'd like to hear it!

The best new idea I've heard lately is high-altitude hail, but it seems to me that hail of sufficient size to kill birds would have been reported in these areas.

Thought for the day:  how many bird/fish kills are happening right now that no one has noticed?  The globe is still thinly inhabited.

 

 

TYLER -- fix the "junk" feature on this site.   It is poorly thought out, and reduces the quality of discussion rather than enhancing it.

 

 

And ... Fed delenda est.

 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 09:59 | Link to Comment jus_lite_reading
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Whoever junked me for posting a very serious matter, should rot in hell. I curse you.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:03 | Link to Comment malikai
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I just junked you here. Strictly for the lulz.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:02 | Link to Comment ColonelCooper
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I just junked you for taking yourself too seriously.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:11 | Link to Comment jus_lite_reading
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Too bad. I junked you for taking me too seriously.

You people need to FFing relax! Take a chill pill!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:13 | Link to Comment Almost Solvent
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A curse?
Rot in hell?

Try: From hell's heart I stab at three. For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:51 | Link to Comment mick_richfield
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Thanks, Ahab.  That is so cool I'm going to memorize it.  That just beats the crap out of "fuck you."

 

And ... Fed delenda est.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 15:11 | Link to Comment sgt_doom
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My prediction:

You'll find both myself, and Almost Solvent, attending the recent movie release, Season of the Witch -- but probably not together.

Great post, and I just hope it's not the quickly dissipating magnetic field, first mentioned in 2008 by NASA scientists (to little actual publicity), and bolstered by the mention several months back by the US government that GPS readings might not be very accurate during 2011.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:27 | Link to Comment downrodeo
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I junked you for the misuse of a curse on an internet blog. Curse fail!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:35 | Link to Comment merehuman
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i junked you because... i could

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:39 | Link to Comment downrodeo
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I reject your junk and substitute my own!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 14:36 | Link to Comment jus_lite_reading
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Then I withdraw my curse and wish you all beautiful day! May bags of money fall into your laps...

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 22:10 | Link to Comment Hulk
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I junked you because I hate prime numbers...

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:42 | Link to Comment Racer
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Magnetic field reversal is waaaaay overdue!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:40 | Link to Comment BobPaulson
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Fish would not less hurt by this.  It has happened before and not caused mass die-off. I'd guess, and I mean guess, that if there were any effects it would be a period of shortened lifespans at worst for people who spend more time in the sun, if the decreased protection from the magnetic field resulted in more exposure to nasty solar radiation.

Also guessing but I'd say water dwellers would be the least affected.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:55 | Link to Comment mick_richfield
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It has not caused species extinctions.  Or not enough to be notable.    You can kill a lot of individuals without causing any species extinctions.

 

And ... Fed delenda est.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:42 | Link to Comment Mad Mad Woman
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It's the fish too. Mass fish die-offs.  Is someone testing some new weapon or biological agent?  Officialdom seems to be pooh poohing this with pretty poor excuses. In last Tuesday's Chesapeake Bay HUGE fish die-off the excuse was the cold. Seriously? The reasons that have been put out so far are just unbelievable. Come on officialdom, you can do better than that.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:57 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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MMW, the Cheapeake bay story was pulled from a few major newspapers yesterday, only some pablum things about it's natural beauty in place.

Same thing happened in Florida. And Brazil yesterday.

It's nothing man-made, though we might be un-helping whatever is going on. It's not HAARP. Did anyone catch the story of a pristine river in British Columbia turnign fluorescent green for an hour yesterday?

Signs, signs everywhere...

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/01/05/stairwell-sigtar/

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:03 | Link to Comment Agent P
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"Did anyone catch the story of a pristine river in British Columbia turnign fluorescent green for an hour yesterday?"

Not to worry, this happens in Chicago every March 17th.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 15:14 | Link to Comment sgt_doom
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Frigging Irish, it's always those frigging Irish....

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:34 | Link to Comment Mad Mad Woman
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It's interesting that you mentioned HAARP. Not everyone knows what that is. My partner reads up on all that stuff.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 09:13 | Link to Comment Tortfeasor
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Have we forgotten the BP oil spill already?

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:46 | Link to Comment BobPaulson
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What is amazing is that there are more coo-coo honeypot posts than the more simple explanations. That said, for me the spill might explain fish on the eastern seaboard or even Europe via gulf stream but not in New Zealand. As for birds? 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:45 | Link to Comment Bitch Tits
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Interesting, that so many of them are in the U.S., don't you think?

Oil Spill? Bio-terrorism? HAMP? Environmentalists? Armaggeddon? Lies? Profiteering? Guess we won't know or understand until it's too late, as usual. But I'm guessing someone or some group or other is setting up a profit scheme somewhere.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:25 | Link to Comment tgatliff
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Great idea... Sell CDS contracts on animal populations... I mean you could make trillions!!!!  And the best part is that if too many birds die, you just do like the other cronies on WS do and hand the CDS's over to Treasury and the FED to pay out...

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:04 | Link to Comment ColonelCooper
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Also possible that shit's dropping dead in the middle of Africa too but nobody is there to notice/report on it.   Could be a population thing in terms of cause OR higher observation.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:47 | Link to Comment TheGreatPonzi
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"Is someone testing some new weapon or biological agent?"

Most probable answer.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 11:55 | Link to Comment Vacca
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but it's a question.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:50 | Link to Comment Byte Me
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Dieback ?

Or just bird flu and polluted water for the fish.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:56 | Link to Comment ColonelCooper
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Thing is, in the case of the 5000 blackbirds in AR, they died of severe blunt force trauma occurred before falling to the ground.

Look at the map.  Any guesses on US military bases located nearby the foreign occurrences?   Just wonderin.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 09:11 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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Their internals were "liquified", according to some sources.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 09:27 | Link to Comment MachoMan
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I generally avoid the local news like the plague, so I can't confirm much...  other than they are reporting on the issue and the interviewee I saw's explanation was that it was at night, their sense of direction was distorted, and they ran into a building/other object and fell to the ground.  Offhand, it didn't seem plausible given the distance between the birds and the supposed object...  who knows.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 09:49 | Link to Comment Widowmaker
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You mean no buildings within 40 miles?

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 12:15 | Link to Comment -Michelle-
Thu, 01/06/2011 - 09:35 | Link to Comment cossack55
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Chem weapons plant in Beebe, Ar.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:41 | Link to Comment TheSettler
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That is at Pine Bluff 80 mi south of Beebe, Little Rock Air Force Base is at Jacksonville Ar. about 20 mi. from Beebe.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 10:55 | Link to Comment TheSettler
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These aerial spraying planes, this report continues, are based at the Little Rock Air Force Base in Arkansas that over the past few months have been involved with ‘test dispersants’ of poisonous gasses in the Afghanistan War Theater using chemical weapons stocks obtained from Iraq and held at the Pine Bluff Arsenal, also located in Arkansas.

 

http://www.eutimes.net/2011/01/top-us-official-murdered-after-arkansas-w...

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 14:29 | Link to Comment Rusty Shorts
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WTF ??

 - comment posted there,

 

"Strange things going on in Arkansas when you look at it and so close together:

* Tornado on New Years Eve (very unusual and sad)
* Small earthquakes or tremors from 12-27 (maybe earlier), each day through 1-3-11
* Thousands of birds dropping in flight (beginning around 11:30 PM), when birds roost for the night 1-1-11
* Ten’s of thousands of Fish dead in an Arkansas river 1-1-11
* TOP Us Official found DEAD in NJ land fill 12-31-10"

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 13:53 | Link to Comment Things that go bump
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Homeland Security testing its crowd control measures?  

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:50 | Link to Comment TheGreatPonzi
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Repent! The end is nigh!

You Sir, are a blight on galatic purity! And you, and you!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:53 | Link to Comment AnAnonymous
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Too much video games... Mass effect 2 quotes...

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 08:53 | Link to Comment SumDumGuy
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/ sarcasm on

what ... you guys aren't buying the New Year's Eve fireworks excuse?  Take off the tin foil hats.

/sarcasm off

 

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