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All that Filipino meat....but no potatos
Hey Pal, I invented that Birth Death Adjustment. How in heck doya think I won that Nebel Prize?
Dr. Paul Krugman,
If you were to advice the TOTUS..errrr POTUS...who doesn't seem all that interested or knowledgeable in economic matters, would you advise him to have Geithner print and sell the equivalent amount of debt that now comprises the U.S. National Debt, in order to pay off said existing U.S. National Debt?
Also, would you advise more shovel ready projects, and in terms of expediency, would having the U.S. Government build shovel factories, to produce shovels, and hand out to all Americans, to allow us the opportunity to dig ourselves out of our collective debt, be prudent?
The answer to your questions are Yes and Yes. Keynes has all the answers
But Pauly-Boy... You keep putting the Keynes answers to the wrong questions...
Try this for answers...
Like all PhD Economist from the "right" schools...
It has just one black plastic ball...
why have you not updated us on the T Bill sales after QE2. I want to know whats going on
ZH makes RAN Squawk headlines (2nd day in a row):
Dammit Tyler, there you go again being all logical and stuff. WTF? Drink your fracking Kool-Aide and STFU.
"We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming......right after a few words from our sponsors."
<as if I need to use the /sarc tag....but there are a few new trolls who need to be trained so what the heck, why not?>
They will ultimately send the jackals after TD and all others who factually rip apart the seams holding the Matrix together, on a daily basis, and who prove that the Main Stream Media, and especially the vaunted 'financial press,' including that stalwart of integrity and honesty all things economic reporting - CNBcS - is as useful as teets/tits on a bull.
The pen is mightier than the sword, however.
And there are galaxy sized flaws in the code of the Matrix.
"Just when I thought I was out.......they pull me back in."
Hows that pot prescription working out?
How's that operation Sock Puppet thingy working out?
he's my sugar bugger bear
mmmm...delicious taxpayer nectar ftw.
Do you get surf to porn on the your taxpayer paid for computer and broadband, too?
The SEC peeps get to surf porn. Lots of it.
If you don't, you should file a grievance for your union to petition redress for.
Rock! with your crawford out!
Speak English, Sockpuppet
Another 7 week bitch...
The 9th Rule of Fight ClubNewbies have to STFU and read their first 26 weeks...
You did, Sunshine...
So it's true, Cindy Crawford did get a penis implant?SEC viewing eligible.
Cindy just has a really big clit...
F'ing A TD,
what are going to mention next?...imaginary jobs added via B/D and real people imagined out of existence in lower participation don't really add up to a recovery?
Your bullshit is costing our gov significant amounts of time / effort to counterbalance (ok, significantly overcome) w/ propaganda. Then again, I guess I should be thanking you for all the stimulation created to employ thousands (more?) to contradict what our foolish eyes attempt to tell us is reality. Thank god there are minions out there to reassure us that fairy tales do come true.
you are telling us what we know - that we are being openly, brazenly lied to and manipulated by our leaders. Totally agree. And it goes deeper and deeeeeper and deeeeeeeeeeeeper.
What the fuck are we doing here? Hop along and profit from the lies like RT or the like? Tear it all down? How? Just piss and moan and prepare for...? Sometimes all the knowledge is far worse than none at all. Like watching a horror flick where you see it all coming but can't warn the victims or stop the outcome...
Yes, of course I'm doing all I can to prepare myself and my family but F'ing A - seems so inadequate.
hbone, i think the point might be that these guys and their lying Statisticians could have manipulated this report too.
They did not. Means time for bitter medicine is now at hand. That is how I see it.
Cascading bad news next week.
I forget when I'm supposed to believe it's a fraud (disregard) and when they think I'll think it's a fraud so they put out the real stuff (or double down on the fraud)...
Dilemma eh hambone?
Anyone with a weak BS detector in these times will get taken for a ride. Or two!
Well, they have to try and put lipstick on the pig somehow, right?
And this economy is one infected hog, no?
They're gonna have to turn that Birth/Death adjustment dial up to 11, post haste.
Oh no, it only goes up to 10.
"I need more power Scotty. I've got to have more power."
You're able to do pictures andd this is what you give us?
No heaving breasts, no grand canyon deep cleavage, no gratuitous bouncing flesh???
The mob has spoken and called you a "knob".
its funny how you dont resemble a mob at first glance
But on the second or third glance I do resemble a mob? Makes sense to me as I can barely hear myself think over all the voices shouting in my head.
I'm pleased to see you are beginning to use capitalization and punctuation. Wonderful.
Now let's work on spelling. See that check mark with the 'ABC' over it on the comment tool bar? That's the "spell check' function.
Repeat after me. S P E L L C H E C K
Very good! Class dismissed until Monday. But not before some Jackson Five and their hit single "ABC".
Good thing you fixed that (capitilation) ... you nearly pwned yourself.
Good thing alright. Remember boys and girls, we must always apply a little common sense for those times when the spell check passes a word that is clearly wrong. But that was next week's lesson.
Thank you for playing along at home and we have some fine parting gifts for you as a token of our gratitude. Please send $49.95 for shipping and handling to ZeroHedge.com and we'll ship your prize as soon as Tyler confirms receipt of the fee.
Have a nice day!
You must be from the Obama administration ... using the DDD strategy to address when you actually make a mistake ...
Where have you been dude? I haven't seen you in like....months. Like many months.
Breaking in those alter egos again without exercising your primary? Dude, get with the program. You know the basics.
at the man-boy love assn
Wow. I. Am. Like. So. Burned. By. Your. Wit.
Only 1 avatar ... not a frequent poster ... Mark Twain and all that ...
Plus captcha like "BLANK minus 30 equals minus nine" that only allow 2 characters are like putting the dude you jacked in a round room and telling him to piss in a corner ...
Speaking of which ... based on his latest response, carry on ... he's the douche ...
Give it a few months. Isn't that how long it took the Democrats to figure out that Obama was discussing SS cuts before they "realized" was what going on?
The Progressives getting lost in the old fashioned Liberal doublespeak lifted whole cloth from the Left's association with the Democratic Party.
the demographic distribution of death is asymetric. so economentalist skew it back to a symetrical distribution which means a lot of 30 yr olds are clicking off at record numbers. But when I read the obits and look at the ages I see a bunch of retired people - long since retired. I guess maintaining their gardens is counted as a job.
Mr. Blutarsky ... the Birth/Death model is for businesses, not people.
Mr. Blutarsky - LOL
Yes. Opacity is the key to the kleptocrats' empowerment. Numbers must be non-disprovable.
Yes, like stimulus having created 127,354, 399,405.33 jobs within the last 3.1135 years.
Kick off a war, set up a draft.
That script is embargoed until next year...
Question: What do you do when you already have a "war" president?
Answer: Easy silly. Make more/bigger wars. Now get back to work slave. Or do I report you to the draft board as available?
It appears the current answer is to redefine war as something like "limited kinetic action"
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