Bloomberg Headline Of The Day: "Sentiment Partially Rebounds On Lack Of News Flow"

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Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:07 | 1467501 So Close
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PMA at it's worst algo synthesized best.  :-)

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:19 | 1467568 MarketTruth
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And chocolate rations have been increased to 20 grams per week.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:28 | 1467603 hedgeless_horseman
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(...from 30 grams).

Also, Oceania has always operated under the debt ceiling.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:48 | 1467703 Blotsky
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The word, Debt Ceiling, can be seen as Thought Crime. This egregious flaw of Thought Crime can be corrected in Newspeak as, Budget Surplus!


For the State, Comrade!

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 20:08 | 1468487 Poor Grogman
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In the good old days sheeple were taught the following.

Economy strong,   Enemy baaaa,d... .

Now there is some confusion, suddenly things seem a bit more complex.

Just where did all this talk of ponzi scemes and banking cartels come from anyhow?

Remember sheeple, just cover your eyes, block your ears and keep repeating.

Economy strong,   Enemy baaaa,d... .

Economy strong,   Enemy baaaa,d... .

Economy strong,   Enemy baaaa,d... .

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 17:21 | 1468023 TheGoodDoctor
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I don't know about chocolate rations increased to 20 grams per week. Perhaps high grade marijuana?

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:20 | 1467578 So Close
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Is Gold money?   A few years ago (1947) the goverment said something different than The Bernank did last week.   2 minute government video from 1947.  Check it out.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:35 | 1467639 Sudden Debt
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Why else does the mint put 50$ on a gold oz coin and call it "LEGAL TENDER".

That's 50 real dollars for ya!

1 real dollar = 32 paper dollars



Mon, 07/18/2011 - 17:09 | 1467988 dwilso39
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Using Silver as the rule: $1real dollar =$40.00 FRN!

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:41 | 1467675 I am a Man I am...
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it's annoying when people get obsessed with the word "money" when it comes to gold because it doesn't make a shit what your definition of money is, all that matters is that you get more fiat for your gold when countries around the world debase their currency, whether the bernank calls it money or defines it as money is meaningless, just because he doesn't call it money doesn't change its value or anyone elses opinion of it, it's semantics




Mon, 07/18/2011 - 16:52 | 1467938 æther
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My response is always: "Okay, so it's not money.  And you're going to turn me down if I offer you a whole chest of it?!..."

I quickly follow up with " shut the eff up."


Money or not, it _is_ value.  Potential purchases.  A universally accepted store of purchasing power.  More "money" than that green TP in our wallets now, isn't it?

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:30 | 1467615 whatsinaname
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One need only check yahoo finance page to see how news is twisted around every day to make the trade of the day suit with the so-called news. A great forum for MSM to keep shearing the sheeple.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:07 | 1467504 TruthInSunshine
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Cut off all news flow and watch sentiment really surge.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:13 | 1467537 A Lunatic
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EMP, Bitchez

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:42 | 1467585 Careless Whisper
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Here's a headline for a slow news day.

Kenny Powers is the new MFCEO of K Swiss

For those of you who haven't joined the cult following, Kenny Powers is a character from the HBO show Eastbound and Down. A down and out former pro baseball pitcher, who is a totally politically incorrect redneck. The show got cult status after season 1.  They almost didn't have a season 2 but it happened. Kenny played ball for a Mexican team during season 2, and he gave endorsements to K Swiss Tubes sneakers and got stock options. Well now they are filming season 3. Kenny will exercise his stock options and be the majority owner of K Swiss ( a real company ) KSWS. K Swiss, the real company is all-in with Kenny Powers and I suspect K Swiss Tubes will be flying off the shelves. Here's a preview of season 3 and I guarantee you will laugh your ass off. And props to the real management of K Swiss for being the most un-corporate company in America.




Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:47 | 1467700 Vic Vinegar
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Agreed.  Eastbound and Down is great stuff.

How about this news via Drudge:

Called "Putin's Army", it features a video of a blonde student called Diana who struts along Moscow's streets in high heels and a black suit before scrawling "I will tear my clothes off for Putin" on a white top in red lipstick and starting to undo her clothes.

Inviting girls to strip off for Putin for the chance of winning an iPad2, the campaign comes ahead of the March 2012 presidential vote. Putin was president between 2000-2008 before handing the reins to his protégé Dmitry Medvedev.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:58 | 1467736 SokPOTUS
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Putin Girl?


That's so 2008.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 16:01 | 1467758 Vic Vinegar
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Yeah but I see the Russians getting much more overt and sexy about it.  There's an honesty to that story that is almost beautiful.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 16:13 | 1467812 Manthong
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Looks like the Terry Tate gag ad infinitum.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:09 | 1467510 JJSF
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 The Exchange Stabilization Fund still has some juice after the treasury's cutoff last week

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:09 | 1467517 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Fascism it's here. Chocolate rations have been increased too i here. Double good.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:14 | 1467539 SheepDog-One
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Too bad we dont have the all-you-can-drink rotgut vodka rations that the Russian people can at least take some comfort in.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:29 | 1467611 augie
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I thought it was called "victory gin"? 

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 16:58 | 1467956 æther
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I thought it was called "Patroit Act."  Oh wait, that's something else.


We got all the complete and perfect hopelessness of '84 and all the insanity of "brave new" without anything in return.  Soma.  iPad? TV? Internet?  And yet to the educated (I don't mean "schooled") brain, even the drug hurts. 


And then I remember that we haven't descended into the abyss yet.  We're still just peeking over the edge........

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 16:59 | 1467961 augie
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Sounds like you are ready to try some DMT. 

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:09 | 1467518 Cognitive Dissonance
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Sublime meet stupid.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:18 | 1467564 MsCreant
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You get a cookie for that. Chocolate chip good?

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:27 | 1467591 Cognitive Dissonance
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Yum yum.

MsCreant's chocolate chip cookies puts Mrs. Fields to shame. :)

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 23:02 | 1468984 RichardP
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Interesting point that, in our minds, we can make anything as good as we want it to be.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:10 | 1467519 So Close
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PMA at it's worst algo synthesized best...   Who is really thinking.. . hmm this seems like a good time to buy?  Who?

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:19 | 1467572 knukles
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Me... gold

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:10 | 1467520 Manthong
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No news is good news.

Geez, I didn't know that's what they meant.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:32 | 1467628 Biosci
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Mon, 07/18/2011 - 16:28 | 1467869 Fazzie
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 In case of confusion:


 No news = good news

 Good news= fantastic news

 Bad news= good news


Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:10 | 1467523 GeneMarchbanks
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Wow... just... wow.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:20 | 1467525 etrader
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The algo monkeys using baskets to run IBM.

IBM +Japan = Usual Sell side notes with "surprise" & how no one could fore see  a light number.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:11 | 1467528 HowardBeale
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California is currently undergoing a series of earthquakes that almost identically recreates what was going on in Fukushima days prior to the disaster; that's a Black Swan awaiting. I wonder how Bloomberg would spin the collapse of the Golden Gate Bridge into the Pacific...

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:15 | 1467547 SheepDog-One
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'Bullish' for shovel ready reconstruction jobs.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 16:28 | 1467868 espirit
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Right, and Cisco is going to hire 6500 worker bee's.

Oops, meant fire 6500.

sarc on/off - I forget which.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:21 | 1467580 slewie the pi-rat
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really? i haven't felt a thing, but i'll smoking my earthquake anziety syuff, just in case.

here we see the "time is of the essence" dynamic of things.  a stitch in time... forunately, we here in uncle sugar land have all the time we can print.  this can't happen here.  trust me. 

soon, we shall get a better clue as to what the banksters want, now, for completely freaking us out for the 2nd time in under 4 years. 

slewie to banksters:  you got nothin comin!!!

slewie to goobermints everywhere:  fuk you!!!

i may end up homeless down @ the creek, but, hey!  maybe i'll get laid! 

this is pretty cool, really, tho.  if you have any silver you haven't sold to the banksters yet, you can get over 40 bux/oz today, right now, if you hurry! 

styooopid me: cash & PMs?  dammit, i keep missing all this apportunity to build pyramids of paper wealth! 

world history redux:  in the late 20th century, the banksters tooled up their puppets to de-regulate.  in the early 21st, they were on the event horizon of the New World Order, as pre-ordained in the minds of rockefeller & co, rothschild & co, and "god" just as the big orange clockwork was ideating, and "god" spoke the word of creation, which was apparently, according to the very best science, a very loud, big "bang". 

soon, after one after another "what happened?"  "what went wrong?"  "who could have seen this coming" and "we must do something" 's, they went full retard ponzi.  again.  but word-wide for the very first time, due to the cunning of rocky's agent, henry the K, and his puppet, from yorba linda, tricky dicky nixon, who had prepared the groundwork a generation before, while bankrupting the Treasury in asia just to lose, kiss mao's ass and embrace china, while stifling the revo @ home by hog-tying bobby seale while sending him away for 5 years, shooting demontrators in cold blood, and ending the draft, while lying about every single freaking thing that came up. 

now, we have news of mr ponzi's arrest.  can this be? what will the NWO doodoo now?

got paper? be continued...

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:39 | 1467664 Vic Vinegar
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This brilliance needs to be locked down.  Awesome stuff here.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:43 | 1467685 DoChenRollingBearing
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Excellent slewie!

+ $1600

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 02:50 | 1469344 StychoKiller
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I'll bet that you would like "Vertigo Park & Other Tall Tales", Mark O'Donnell, ISBN: 0-312-11363-3

Get you some!

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:23 | 1467584 rosiescenario
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...what part of CA?...not here in Santa Cruz.


....the Black Swan will be the earthquake hitting Seattle....unexpected.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:30 | 1467614 Derpin USA
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Arizona Bay, here we come!

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 18:10 | 1468165 Nom de Guerre
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Learn to swim, bitchez.

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:11 | 1467529 DoChenRollingBearing
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Bloomberg, oh please stop the babbling...

Watch what's happening in Europe...  I guess Bloomberg is downplaying that.

State Run Media, bitchez!

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:23 | 1467588 SWRichmond
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Let me rephrase that.

"Run, state media bitches!"

Mon, 07/18/2011 - 18:25 | 1468203 andybev01
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"Bitchez run state media!"



Mon, 07/18/2011 - 15:27 | 1467601 knukles
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Amuricuns don't care whuts hap'nin' in Ewerup 'cause nothin' else matters tuh us.  Hell, histry don't evun 'ply tuh us.  N' if they did prin-it, nobuddy'd pay no tensun toit anyways fer Kerreist sakes.  Afer whut Capt'n Miller n' his boyz did ta save that Privat Ryan, don't need no more shit frum them furriners.  Just bringem some freedoms n' we gets pissed on.  Fuckem.  Sendda little fuckahs ta Gitmo. 

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