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Bloomberg Headline Of The Day: "Sentiment Partially Rebounds On Lack Of News Flow"
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Sentiment Partially Rebounds on Lack of News Flow
July 18 (Bloomberg) -- First Word Cross Asset Dashboard showing sentiment still negative, though slightly better than at mid-day as headlines stoking concerns regarding EU debt crisis, US debt ceiling deadline has waned, writes Bloomberg analyst TJ Marta.
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PMA at it's worst algo synthesized best. :-)
And chocolate rations have been increased to 20 grams per week.
(...from 30 grams).
Also, Oceania has always operated under the debt ceiling.
The word, Debt Ceiling, can be seen as Thought Crime. This egregious flaw of Thought Crime can be corrected in Newspeak as, Budget Surplus!
For the State, Comrade!
In the good old days sheeple were taught the following.
Economy strong, Enemy baaaa,d... .
Now there is some confusion, suddenly things seem a bit more complex.
Just where did all this talk of ponzi scemes and banking cartels come from anyhow?
Remember sheeple, just cover your eyes, block your ears and keep repeating.
Economy strong, Enemy baaaa,d... .
Economy strong, Enemy baaaa,d... .
Economy strong, Enemy baaaa,d... .
I don't know about chocolate rations increased to 20 grams per week. Perhaps high grade marijuana?
Is Gold money? A few years ago (1947) the goverment said something different than The Bernank did last week. 2 minute government video from 1947. Check it out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDVDoXUQRHo&feature=player_embedded
Why else does the mint put 50$ on a gold oz coin and call it "LEGAL TENDER".
That's 50 real dollars for ya!
1 real dollar = 32 paper dollars
Using Silver as the rule: $1real dollar =$40.00 FRN!
it's annoying when people get obsessed with the word "money" when it comes to gold because it doesn't make a shit what your definition of money is, all that matters is that you get more fiat for your gold when countries around the world debase their currency, whether the bernank calls it money or defines it as money is meaningless, just because he doesn't call it money doesn't change its value or anyone elses opinion of it, it's semantics
My response is always: "Okay, so it's not money. And you're going to turn me down if I offer you a whole chest of it?!..."
I quickly follow up with "...now shut the eff up."
Money or not, it _is_ value. Potential purchases. A universally accepted store of purchasing power. More "money" than that green TP in our wallets now, isn't it?
One need only check yahoo finance page to see how news is twisted around every day to make the trade of the day suit with the so-called news. A great forum for MSM to keep shearing the sheeple.
Cut off all news flow and watch sentiment really surge.
EMP, Bitchez
Here's a headline for a slow news day.
Kenny Powers is the new MFCEO of K Swiss
For those of you who haven't joined the cult following, Kenny Powers is a character from the HBO show Eastbound and Down. A down and out former pro baseball pitcher, who is a totally politically incorrect redneck. The show got cult status after season 1. They almost didn't have a season 2 but it happened. Kenny played ball for a Mexican team during season 2, and he gave endorsements to K Swiss Tubes sneakers and got stock options. Well now they are filming season 3. Kenny will exercise his stock options and be the majority owner of K Swiss ( a real company ) KSWS. K Swiss, the real company is all-in with Kenny Powers and I suspect K Swiss Tubes will be flying off the shelves. Here's a preview of season 3 and I guarantee you will laugh your ass off. And props to the real management of K Swiss for being the most un-corporate company in America.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI_9Yxr0blo
Agreed. Eastbound and Down is great stuff.
How about this news via Drudge:
Called "Putin's Army", it features a video of a blonde student called Diana who struts along Moscow's streets in high heels and a black suit before scrawling "I will tear my clothes off for Putin" on a white top in red lipstick and starting to undo her clothes.
Inviting girls to strip off for Putin for the chance of winning an iPad2, the campaign comes ahead of the March 2012 presidential vote. Putin was president between 2000-2008 before handing the reins to his protégé Dmitry Medvedev.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/8643933/Girls-urged-to-strip-to-support-Vladimir-Putin-as-president.html
Putin Girl?
That's so 2008.
Yeah but I see the Russians getting much more overt and sexy about it. There's an honesty to that story that is almost beautiful.
Looks like the Terry Tate gag ad infinitum.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94
The Exchange Stabilization Fund still has some juice after the treasury's cutoff last week
Fascism it's here. Chocolate rations have been increased too i here. Double good.
Too bad we dont have the all-you-can-drink rotgut vodka rations that the Russian people can at least take some comfort in.
I thought it was called "victory gin"?
I thought it was called "Patroit Act." Oh wait, that's something else.
We got all the complete and perfect hopelessness of '84 and all the insanity of "brave new" without anything in return. Soma. iPad? TV? Internet? And yet to the educated (I don't mean "schooled") brain, even the drug hurts.
And then I remember that we haven't descended into the abyss yet. We're still just peeking over the edge........
Sounds like you are ready to try some DMT.
Sublime meet stupid.
You get a cookie for that. Chocolate chip good?
Yum yum.
MsCreant's chocolate chip cookies puts Mrs. Fields to shame. :)
Interesting point that, in our minds, we can make anything as good as we want it to be.
PMA at it's worst algo synthesized best... Who is really thinking.. . hmm this seems like a good time to buy? Who?
Me... gold
No news is good news.
Geez, I didn't know that's what they meant.
+1
In case of confusion:
No news = good news
Good news= fantastic news
Bad news= good news
Wow... just... wow.
The algo monkeys using baskets to run IBM.
IBM +Japan = Usual Sell side notes with "surprise" & how no one could fore see a light number.
California is currently undergoing a series of earthquakes that almost identically recreates what was going on in Fukushima days prior to the disaster; that's a Black Swan awaiting. I wonder how Bloomberg would spin the collapse of the Golden Gate Bridge into the Pacific...
'Bullish' for shovel ready reconstruction jobs.
Right, and Cisco is going to hire 6500 worker bee's.
Oops, meant fire 6500.
sarc on/off - I forget which.
really? i haven't felt a thing, but i'll smoking my earthquake anziety syuff, just in case.
here we see the "time is of the essence" dynamic of things. a stitch in time... forunately, we here in uncle sugar land have all the time we can print. this can't happen here. trust me.
soon, we shall get a better clue as to what the banksters want, now, for completely freaking us out for the 2nd time in under 4 years.
slewie to banksters: you got nothin comin!!!
slewie to goobermints everywhere: fuk you!!!
i may end up homeless down @ the creek, but, hey! maybe i'll get laid!
this is pretty cool, really, tho. if you have any silver you haven't sold to the banksters yet, you can get over 40 bux/oz today, right now, if you hurry!
styooopid me: cash & PMs? dammit, i keep missing all this apportunity to build pyramids of paper wealth!
world history redux: in the late 20th century, the banksters tooled up their puppets to de-regulate. in the early 21st, they were on the event horizon of the New World Order, as pre-ordained in the minds of rockefeller & co, rothschild & co, and "god" just as the big orange clockwork was ideating, and "god" spoke the word of creation, which was apparently, according to the very best science, a very loud, big "bang".
soon, after one after another "what happened?" "what went wrong?" "who could have seen this coming" and "we must do something" 's, they went full retard ponzi. again. but word-wide for the very first time, due to the cunning of rocky's agent, henry the K, and his puppet, from yorba linda, tricky dicky nixon, who had prepared the groundwork a generation before, while bankrupting the Treasury in asia just to lose, kiss mao's ass and embrace china, while stifling the revo @ home by hog-tying bobby seale while sending him away for 5 years, shooting demontrators in cold blood, and ending the draft, while lying about every single freaking thing that came up.
now, we have news of mr ponzi's arrest. can this be? what will the NWO doodoo now?
got paper?
...to be continued...
This brilliance needs to be locked down. Awesome stuff here.
Excellent slewie!
+ $1600
I'll bet that you would like "Vertigo Park & Other Tall Tales", Mark O'Donnell, ISBN: 0-312-11363-3
Get you some!
...what part of CA?...not here in Santa Cruz.
....the Black Swan will be the earthquake hitting Seattle....unexpected.
Arizona Bay, here we come!
Learn to swim, bitchez.
Bloomberg, oh please stop the babbling...
Watch what's happening in Europe... I guess Bloomberg is downplaying that.
State Run Media, bitchez!
Let me rephrase that.
"Run, state media bitches!"
"Bitchez run state media!"
Amuricuns don't care whuts hap'nin' in Ewerup 'cause nothin' else matters tuh us. Hell, histry don't evun 'ply tuh us. N' if they did prin-it, nobuddy'd pay no tensun toit anyways fer Kerreist sakes. Afer whut Capt'n Miller n' his boyz did ta save that Privat Ryan, don't need no more shit frum them furriners. Just bringem some freedoms n' we gets pissed on. Fuckem. Sendda little fuckahs ta Gitmo.
Mushroom Global Economy.
People kept in the dark information-wise, while fed lines of shit by government & governments' proxy media.
#thriving
I've always heard that "No news is good news". This seems to be more of the same.
The irony here is outstanding. The fear mongering machine has met it's enemy...itself.
The front door crashing down while home invaders storm in would be news.
"Sentiment Partially Rebounds On Lack Of News Flow"
Applied logic would presume that if Obama & Bernanke could stay off the mike & teleprompter, we'd be at dOW 36,000 in a jiffy...
MSM wore out "weather related" and the groupthinking bus ran out of gas there. Looks like some "creative" summer worker is trying to do the trick to secure part time position in the basement mailroom after summer is over...
This is just sad...
Should be able to get a few miles out of... heat wave.
Shut the grid down, bitchez.
Helen Keller would have been a master trader I guess.
Shit, I was wondering why AAPL hit a 52 week high. I thought it was the compression
The dumb cunt will be hired to head Obamas economic spin team, or to head up the BLS!
AAPL, WYNN getting ramped into earnings.
How can all these guys be right?
& the 'Pinball Wizard' himself, makes an honorary appearance!
you would never know it from the number the posts the "pinball wizard" makes monday to friday, but he actually is employed at a commercial bank.
you gotta wonder who in the world supervises this clown given the number of posts he makes monday through friday from his (his words) 4 monitor state of the art work station.
So who pays SD-1?
Look on the bright side...
He'll "gladly tell you what happened in the stock market yesterday for a hamburger on Wednesday"
exactly. and amazingly there actually are zh readers who think he has a clue.
i thought there was not much news ... go figure...
you forgot cramerica all time favorite NETFLIX
Here are directions on how to buy the dips.. for the dips!
buy, Buy.. BUY!! or say BYE BYE to your hard earned storage device for your labor!
you will be printed into nothingness!
so follow our Government / Bloomberg approved direction on how to enter the market on lows / dips!
All day today, there has been incredibly dumb commentary on the BlowHorn [CNBC]. I mean dumber than the usual stuff.
There is an odd whif of desperation in the air today...as the market tries to bounce back on a day when volume would indicate...there is no one left alive in this market anymore.
CNBS did mention gold though.
There it is again...stupid commentary. Maria Bartiromo just suggested that IBM's earnings would not only set the tone for the tech group but for the entire economy. HUH? One quarterly report at one company setting the tone for the entire economy. Brilliant.
I sure wish Maria Bartiromo would rediscover her curiosity so that her two hours could be something other than a perpetual bull/bull debate.
And with that, I am switching off the BlowHorn [CNBC]. Complete stupidity today...and I cannot stand anymore of it.
I couldn't agree more. Everytime I turn on CNBC and the market is lower, Blowhard Bartiromo is there saying the market is down today but well of the lows. Same shit everytime the market drops. Well off the lows.
I'm thinking the bulls and bears on CNBC should settle their disputes via double dildo... first to submit loses... and the amount of viable financial information will be the same (possibly better due to lack of misinformation).
The very fucking definition of 'IGNORANCE IS BLISS'.
Pavlov's bulls are drooling.
Someone actually gets paid a salary to write that bull shit.
Blinders keepers, newsers weepers.
Afternoon ramp fixin to begin......
the standard 2:30 lift-off was a FAIL.... 3:30 in jeopary... maybe this bullshit might end some day
market partially rebounds on lack of volume / PPT
Don't move. The Debt T-Rex vision is based on movement.
lol
That is one of the most ridiculous headings I have ever seen. Duh.
Looks like we have a close today on gold over 1,600. That is a big deal me thinks guys.
News flow less than expected.
Seems that there's one more headline from Europe.
Someone's afraid over the french megabanks? Nooo, that can't be...
No NEWS?
We're talking Armageddon for the EU and US right now?!
NO NEWS?!
ARE THESE GUYS LOOKING FOR FINANCIAL INFO IN THE FUNNY PAGES?!
One nation under punditry, with enslavement and austerity for all.
...Zero Interest, they don't even need to try to sell bullshit, labor continues to be robbed blind ...which keeps the bullshit feed flowing, because, people still show up to provide labor for the beast out of fear, they just can't starve this beast to death and let it die in order to save the Truth, they rather enjoy the lie and the Bloomberg bullshit live long enough to consume them for the moment and unto QEternity. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5_oPyavUaw
A meteor shower has produced meteorite deposits in Greece, Ireland and Scotland. It is said to be a very concentrated ore predominantly element 79.
In other news, The UK has agreed to be acquired by the Celtic Collective. Greece has exited the Euro and paid back its debt in paper gold shares.
A former News of the World journalist who made phone-hacking allegations against the paper has been found dead
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14194623
Release the conspiracy hounds!
A former News of the World journalist who made phone-hacking allegations against the paper has been found dead
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14194623
Release the conspiracy hounds!
I keep picturing some idiot editor picking our the almost-whole pepperonis out of a giant pool of pizza vomit, rinsing them off and then having his staff write a half-hearted article about the free snacks...
Absurdity heaped upon absurdity ad infinitum..................
JPM almost green.
Gold at $1,600 and JPM is still at $40 vs. the $15 at the 2009 lows.
traders mostly follow debt insurance news i.e cds/bond spreads new issues. like if a ton of asian companies start trying to sell bonds in one week=sell asian stocks..traders from Europe were first to report the german/spain bond spread blowing out. sent the dax 100neg.
bloomberg used to be good.
oh shit, oh shit....if they let DOW close triple-digit, there will be hell to pay on those prop desks.... the suspense is killiing me
No worries, they pulled it off...no DOW close down triple digits, ever.
Well, no news IS good (optimistic) news.
Dude, pretty quiet out there.
Dude, what can go wrong, dude.
Dude, like, totally... Dude, go long, dude.
I prefer "Ma Rainies wholesome mole skin cookies in the oil skin bag.
Eat 'em once, wipe it off, eat it again!
Your first bag will be your last!"
Shout out to The Firesign Theatre
"Yeah, I'd like to order a large pizza, and no anchovies."
"No, anchovies? You've got the wrong guy; I spell my name Danger!"