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epic lulz
Poor W&R are the joke goat 4 evar.
Jesse Ventura to Sue the TSA over unconstitutional screenings and pat downs.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41242600/ns/travel-news/
Good schtuff. Watch The-State-Of-The-Union address because nobody in the media wants you to see it. They have already told you what you will see. Not that it matters...
Uhhh, Tyler...Turd is spelled with a "U" not an "E". Trust me on this one, buddy.
I thought maybe TD meant Bloom'tard...
Twitter reports that Egyptian workers at Heathrow spotted Mubarak's wife arriving in London!
Plus videos of the protests at night and ruling party members burning their membership cards!
http://fedupmontrealer.blogspot.com/2011/01/egypt-boiling-over-at-night.html
Here it comes:
http://fotosa.ru/stock_photo/ImageSource/p_1800906.jpg
That is stagflation.
stop, yer killin' me!
Thanks! Good to see ya, Andy!
Classic CB, just classic!
:-)
Mucho, mucho love de bloomterd!!
dead. the. fuld. on. please keep me updated on the crash that dare not utter it's name. oh yeah, and tell that fuking midget G.G. i miss his sister.
praise be the bernank. may he ease a thousand years.
So the new salutation is "Ease be with you..." "And also with you..."?
At ease, gentlemen
Snicker...
Bund vs EU spreads after Obama.(respect for the moment, Ladies &Gents) I trade 24-7.
We can peel the Orange After wards. Thank you!
A bottlerocket into the close. Situation normal. The audience applauds with glee !!
Bloomterd. Onion. Yes, very funny.
I'll let BillyBanzai keep making the jokes around here.
LMAOLOLOLOL
Tyler,
WTF? WTF is this? Are you testing me? Are you provoking me? Shall I write martini induced tirades all through the night?
WTF is this?
curious Cdad
Additional:
LOL! You nailed me there...reading just one paragraph less than the full story. You bastage!
Still works....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEh0fl_cJ24
Wild, wacky stuff...
Like many on this forum keep saying; there's a sucker born every minute. Buying at the top is the trademark of a fool. In America fools are behind most everything anymore; especially this communist stock market. TPTB, in their infinite ignorance and immorality, are pulling out ALL of the stops to regain the CONfidence of the sheeple. I fear they are succeeding and boobusamericanus will cement his servitude to the bankers and politicians forever. It is a sad time for those who are awake......
Hillarious!
LMAO - four March e-minis - I haven't laughed that hard in a while :-)
"It wasn't pretty, but it was green" said Gay Doll, chief strategist with Blacknut Advisors.
lolololololololol!!!
truth is stranger than ficition as Bloomberg is actually rapidly descending into becoming Bloomterd
one of their political reporters (Juliana Goldman) today reflected on tonight's big speech and actually referred to the Repubs as the party of no - and this AM Ritholtz aka Doug Kass wannabe was the co-host - I'm actually thinking about checking out CNBS again
obviously someone there got the memo from Bermuda
So f'ing funny cause it's so true...anymore, fake news is "realer" than real news.
And for anyone who wanted to know who controls the market and for what purposes, todays close in front of tonights SOTU...this was exhibit A.
+1000. Could not close down, the speech was already loaded into the teleprompter.
You guys do make me laugh!
this post alone is worth a donation.
I bought those two shares...dammit!
...the Dow closed down!!...that bloody Waddell and Read rumour!!!
Hilarious comments by the nerds devoid of critical reason, but allowed to snort a line every hour.
did ya see those b/c ratios and outside bids on 2's. 35b manana.
Well, just as we all know the housing market "never went down" back in 2006, and the Dow Jones "never goes down" here in 2011.
Either an absolute mockery of "free market", or clear cut sign of rising inflation expectation.
priceless!!!
I think ZH is an insighful, well written, fully researched, smart site----that had you taken them literally? You would have missed 2000 dow pts.
Keep reading them, stay long, and enjoy a ride to dow 13000 by June.
I agree with everything they say. Just dont do what they say.
Keep it up and the guys living in mommas basement hoping for a collapse of the stock market will start junking you.
I have to disagree though with your reckless permabulism because i believe a minor correction is in the works the next couple of months. Funny article though.
Dude, are you nucking futs? This is the Bernank call. You can't miss. Any dip gets bought with make believe money. Seriously dude...you might wanna see a shrink or something.
Ummmm...he is not the bottomcallingtroll?
You lie!
i find many of the 'real' posts and articles here even funnier.
+1000
LMFAO!!! To The Bernank:
Ricky Roma: "WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to... FUCK-US-UP... to help those who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man."
Hilarious.
Market seems to be gunned by high powered robots on LSD these days.
By the way, JNPR trading as if it were on Meth...
It gapped down after earnings AH, now it has reversed and is flying.
Looks like the CSCO gap will be erased.
<rolling eyes>
Please, go fuck yourself.
Generally gaps are. Reasonable call.from robo.
Down 0.5% is the new flash crash. Honestly this is so rigged. A blow down will make 400 NYSE traders have strokes behind Pissonme as we watch CNBS
I was looking at the tape and thought we were down at least 2% then I looked and we we're down 0.5%. I covered.
Vinnie Scarembino?
Dad told me "never trust a man who's last name ends in a vowel"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Funny and true. Its funny because its true.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DYje57V_BY
Dow 36,000. No corrections, no sell-offs. Going straight up. Buy all you can and enjoy the ride. Never seeing a correction ever again.
I'm waiting to see the jack job on sportscenter tonight. That has to be the play of the day.
My god...seriously, how much fucking worse can this garbage get?
That's hysterical -- Bloomterd's, terrifying session.
The Onion does satire. This is too close to reality to be satire.
I thought the panicking CNBC Closing Bell commentators tweeting "S O S" (Save Our Stocks) faster than the wireless operator on the floundering Titanic saved the close. Didn't one of the tweet scanning NYSE HFTs pop IBM just before the close?
Each day I try to post an over/over.
What has been really been annoying is listening to these junior traders telling us shit we already know. It is painful. It's like a room full of kids at a pomo party living in some bizarro world like the matrix.
I view the stock market as simply another commodity. The rise is directly proportionate to the dollar's lost buying power.. It has nothing to do with demand.
It's like saying ok I am tired of us all croaking at 80. Let's reconfigure the calendar to show that every year only lasts 6 mo...that way we can all live to be 160. The actuaries would then charge us double for life insurance because we would be living so much longer. Woohoo!
Yeah and BDI has to invert before anyone notices...another 4% lower tonight.
Check out the REAL action in Chinese solars:
And the best slider for last:
Wanna bet they'll all move straight back up tomorrow?
This was on the BBC some years ago now - The Day Today - prescient or what?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9_fBDDTIuI
DavidC
"...down a nundred against the bitch." LOL
The trend in the stock indexes is UP.
That is a fact. I have learned that is a fools game to try to pick tops and bottoms.(smelly fingers!)
Why do the indexes keep going up? Who the hell knows! Maybe it is just cheap money.Maybe the economy will recover. Maybe it is you top pickers covering your shorts all the time. Who the fuck knows.
But, if you want to make money. Stay with the trend.
Yea, I have been feeling bearish lately. Those recent distribution days have me thinking of tops. I even have some shorts on. But I was buying gold stocks today, covered my silver shorts, and am long banks. Stock should have went down today, but they didn't. That makes me sit up and take notice.
You can laugh at the little guys buying late. but there are alot of them. They are the economy. Don't forget that. They are the economy.
And then there is the oil thing. What China doesn't use, we get to use. All we need right now is cheap energy to goose this economy. There is a flood of money waiting to break loose from the dams. All it takes is cheap (relatively) gas thrown into this economy and it will take off.
Don't fight it.....
Pizza with your koolaid?
"All it takes is cheap (relatively) gas thrown into this economy and it will take off."
Yeah, that's going to happen...
So the other day, I walked into my favorite pizza joint. The only guy working was a guy I recognized immediately...the Bernank. He had a paper hat on.
I ordered a large. The Bernank asked whether I wanted my pizza sliced into 8 pieces or 16. I asked why. He said it was like two for one. The 16 piece pizza offered twice as much. This made sense so I said sure. The kid behind me asked Bernank if he could whack it into twenty four because he was really hungry. The Bernank just smirked and said, "sure kid."
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