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The B(L)S NFP "Surprise" Is Now Dead And Burried

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Remember the jovial market response after the B(L)S came out with the 10% unemployment number courtesy of all able-bodied unemployed migrating to work in Tijuana? No? Neither does the market. The 10 Year is now back to pre NFP levels. It would appear the government's "data scrubbing" interventionism now has a half-life of at best 3 business days.




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Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:24 | Link to Comment AnonymousMonetarist
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Here's tonight's top ten list let's go.

Thank you so much Paul, here to present tonight's top ten list please welcome Chicago's very own Anonymous Monetarist ladies and gentlemen.

Can I call you Money?

Sure Dave.

Quick question, will the market go up or down?

Yes Dave.

OK Money, why is he out here Paul?

Top ten, he's reading the top ten, what is the topic?

Pardon me Money, category.. top ten reasons why this ends in tears or (hopefully not)fireworks ... sounds like my personal life. OK here we go ... Number 10.

Nancy Capitalists in a Sovereign Democracy that are Hell Bent to Seek Rent. 

How about that? Number 9.

Although we walk through the Valley of Debt we fear 'No Easing'.

Now there's a reason...Number 8.

Socialized Guts will lead to diminished glories.

OK ... Number 7.

Failure to liquidate the insolvent banksters has led to the liquidation of a large part of the productive economy.A taxpayer financed bailout of rich folks' bad speculative bets has resulted in zombie banks and zombie customers... a fiscal tide that lifts no boats.

Uh-huh ... Number 6.

The cold hard fact of our age is that the bankrupt ideology of the rich that had greatly succeeded in drafting the inner monologue of regular folks so that they would vote against their self-interests is colliding head-on with a Mr. Market that is a bit pissed off that we've inflated it out of the business cycle for the last quarter century.

Whoa... let me guess Money you don't get invited out much do you?

Only if I bring the liquor Dave.

Heh heh OK that makes sense ... Number 5.

Mr. Hand's strong dollar policy is the chimera of currency debasement masquerading as America's wealth exporting machine that is regularly promulgated by our leaders as an exceptional example of America's resiliency.

Whew... you must have to bring top shelf. Did that make sense to you Paul?

It's heavy man, heavy...

Number 4.

Yes Virginia, there is no collateral.

Number 3.

Leno is on at 9.

What! What! How did that one get in there? OK Number 2.

Employment, inflation, productivity, GDP, and other sundry stats are massaged into irrelevance ... the markets are rigged.

Rigged? What does that mean Money?

The government is 'all in' and can't pull out.

Whoa! Good thing this is late night Paul.

And the number one reason why this ends in tears or (hopefully not)in fireworks?

After World War 2, our blessed leaders, impressed by German 'organizational' skills crafted a policy of manufacture of consent.Over time these techniques moved to the economic realm in an attempt to manufacture content.Federales now risk the manufacture of contempt, for it is only a Great Depression if they say it is. 

Anonymous Monetarist ladies and gentleman!

 

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 13:06 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/08/2009 - 13:55 | Link to Comment Reductio ad Absurdum
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Wow, did you (AM) write this? Very nice work if you did.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 14:03 | Link to Comment AnonymousMonetarist
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I stand accused of the things I've said.

All original unless noted otherwise.

Thanks.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 17:30 | Link to Comment ThreeTrees
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Encore!

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 18:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/08/2009 - 20:33 | Link to Comment AnonymousMonetarist
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Really don't sound like Joe Lieberman.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:37 | Link to Comment vomitparty
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nice

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:40 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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"It would appear the government's "data scrubbing" interventionism now has a half-life of at best 3 business days."

Like a really bad dream, one where you're being chased and while running as fast as you can you're going nowhere fast, soon enough the lies will have no effect and will simply be holding the market in place.

The next step after that won't be pretty.  

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 13:49 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/08/2009 - 16:28 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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The total insanity of "spending your way out of it" is amazing unless we enter the land of "OZ" and recognize that they aren't talking about spending savings or "cash" but rather credit.

I have to shake my head and pinch my arm sometimes to make sure I'm awake.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 12/08/2009 - 13:40 | Link to Comment just.a.guy
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The sooner everyone realizes that things *ARE* worse, the sooner everyone starts demanding real answers to our very real problems.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:52 | Link to Comment frank
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Does anyone else see a major problem with this?

 

http://www.treasurydirect.gov/instit/annceresult/press/preanre/2009/R_20091208_1.pdf

 

Term:                         4-Week

High Rate:                    0.000%

Investment Rate*:             0.000%

Price:                        $100.000000

Allotted at High:             35.09%

Total Tendered**:             $157,012,362

Total Accepted**:             $31,422,062

Issue Date:                   12/10/2009

Maturity Date:                01/07/2010

CUSIP:                        912795R78

 

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:56 | Link to Comment Shameful
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Yes I do have a problem with the Fed Reserve buying Treasuries...but Uncle Ben will not return my phone calls, and I'm the wrong part of the country to wait outside his door to catch him on the way to raping America...errr...I mean work.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 12:54 | Link to Comment Shameful
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Well now that those phony numbers have worn off, what is next on deck in the wave of lies?

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 13:11 | Link to Comment docj
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More one-time "stimulis" measures - this time to do what the first "stimulus" was sold to do, as in, "solve unemployment" - courtesy of Barry O and the BBPrinting.gov company.

So it's all good.  Problem solved.  Time to go back to spending money we don't have on crapola we don't need.  Still waiting on my backordered unicorn, though.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 13:14 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 12/08/2009 - 13:21 | Link to Comment virgilcaine
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Low Bond yields the Canary in the Mine.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 13:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/08/2009 - 14:03 | Link to Comment trav777
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Agree...game ends when Fed loses control of the POG.

As long as they can hammer it down and get the signals showing deflation, they have cover for a global print via FX swaps.

Really, I think Dubai is a bigger deal than the MSM gave it credit for and there is a dollar debt redemption going on somewhere probably in non-swap land.  The mystery is why the SP500 has not reacted as commodities have, but perhaps Fed has bought the market.

TPTB can live right now with a gold and oil crash, but not another SP crash as there are too many itchy sell fingers

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 13:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 12/08/2009 - 16:23 | Link to Comment Mark Beck
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Tyler,

Hi, hope you are well, who ever you are;

I need your help in understanding something.

It has to do with TARP ending, and what to do with the remaining "stuff" (money). I heard on the radio this morning, that the government wants to take some of the remaining TARP balance (unspent I would imagine) and use it to pay down the US budget deficit. Well, my mind issued an immediate "TILT" response. Just to make sure that this was not alcohol induced, I had a few questions:

So the first question is;

Does paying down the deficit in this context, mean that there is a general misunderstanding of government accounting and money creation? 

Next; 

What is the real fallacy in the assertion that because you are paying for a debt not incurred, you are increasing revenues? So was the thinking in Washington that since we have allocated this money, it just naturally should all be spent? Do the legislators understand our fiscal peril?

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Is it that, money appropriated is not earned, when you have to issue debt to pay for it.

Thanks,

Mark Beck

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 17:10 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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