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Bored? Let's Go Chase Some Waitresses
Traders were sitting at their desks watching listless action on the NYSE today. What do you do if you are a restless and bored hedge fund manager with billions under management? You do like Tiger Woods does. Go find some cheap $8/hr. waitresses to chase.
And that is exactly what they did. Check out the cheapies getting gunned today.
Qwest and Sprint getting some love today
I mean, really. You mean to tell me you can't find anything more worthwhile to chase than some burned out single mom making $8/hr. waiting tables in Ocala, FL??
And hey, if that isn't good enough, then how about some broken down media companies like Comcast? Are they going to dump CNBC and replace it with a porn channel or what??
Couldn't find much else happening today. Da Boyz must be out Christmas shopping or something.
Wonder what Tiger Woods is going to be doing over the holidays???
Now that his marriage is busted, his Dubai venture vaporized, he's going to be speed dialing one of the 7 mistresses now identified.
Here's a nice shot of one of them.....
Think you have it bad?
Imagine having to deal with this one.
Tiger's mother-in-law....
No wonder he was boozing....
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Ouch!
That hadda hurt.
No, that's Lloyd B. playing dress up.
PM deja vu.
going up...........
going up..............
boom - shriveled back into submission.
I didn't deserve that.
Y'got something with a Nurse Nasty disguise?
And the wife often grows up to look/act/sound just like the mother-in-law.
Dudes need to be very aware of this. The future is hidden in plain fright....er, sight.
ouch...some of us look like our fathers...
Motorcycle, as we used to say. If you wouldn't mind tapping the elder version as well, you've got a keeper.
Women and whores brought Solomon himself to utter ruin.
That's exactly right alphacharlie. Tiger is getting what he deserves. How many successful men were brought down by chasing the kitty kat ? As for me, I would rather chase my personal trainer at Golds Gym that some fi dolla ho at Blue Martini.
http://photo.mensfitnessmagazine.co.uk/images/library_UK_12/mens_fitness_magazine_uk_october_2009_6136_13.jpg
Looks like Intel is getting fat and happy to the benefit of NVDA which had a nice gap but no trading action. Even AMD is back from the dead.
You know what they say - if it floats, flies, or fornicates - rent, do not buy.
Another huge day for solar stocks.
They're not all "cheap" waitresses. Some are merely inexpensive.
From the looks of them, some may not even be waitresses.
CMCSA was dead cheap at 14,15 I was piling in hard.
For the clueless, there have been breakthroughs in solar panel efficiency, as high as 46% on some prototypes. Expect 'junk' like ENER to rally hard.
Solar sector was sizzling today ahead of Copenhagen:
http://finance.yahoo.com/q/cq?d=v1&s=csiq,eslr,fslr,jaso,ldk,sol,solf,solr,spwra,stp,tsl,yge
I also noticed Soros Fund Management is long Renesola (SOL):
http://finance.yahoo.com/q/mh?s=SOL
Like I said, this is a volatile sector, but worth tracking as this could be the next big thing. What was encouraging today was that solars rallied despite the drop in oil prices. If this persists, it's a very bullish signal for this sector.
BTW>>>The idiots who flagged this post as junk should be permanently barred from ZH!
Great call, LK! Kudos.
I agree Leo, they should lose their posting rights for 6 months.
Soros is going to go for the gold in Copenhagen he sent his own puppet!
Good job RT. So, at last we know why they call him Tiger, but it has nothing to do with his prodigious golf skills, but rather his insatiable appetite and, rumor has it, er, um, ah, unusual shaft length, in the boudoir with apparently any even remotely appealing skirt with silicone add-ons he can lay his hands on. Apparently those high Accenture standards are lowered on occasion. The endorsements will quietly fade now.
New term I learned today: sex texting, or "sexting..."
He just needs a few weeks at a rehab for sex addiction, an appearance on Oprah, a book, and then he'll be fine. That's the way.
Boy, you can even see the implants under her skin. No natural brest looks that way when a woman is laying down.
And they don't jiggle right!
Hedge JUST DO IT with DONE IT and hope you come out clean
In my best Maurice Chevalier voice:
"Thank heaven for $8/hr girls..."
You said "Maurice Chevalier" but I heard "Serge Gainsbourg".
robo, you sure that second gal isn't a guy? tomorrows headline, tiger woods, linked to transvestite. thats not just out of bounds, thats waaaaaaaaaaaay out of bounds.
Police testing the nearby golf clubs for Tiger blood...?? The missus won't never get away with such Tiger abuse. Long arm of the law will gitcha' sooner or later.
The Woods-Mcartney foundation- seeking to end alimony forever.
Not so quick... where is the rest of the "Wife Was Kneeling" story and picture?
And I might not mind the rest of that model's story with her two 'other' women. Wait, what is that saying about Tiger?
Can we change his name from Tiger to Cheetah?
With 9 ladies now, he can form Tiger Wood's softball, er, hardball team.
Anyone want to be bat boy?
"Wonder what Tiger Woods is going to be doing over the holidays???"....
Don't you mean who?
Glad you men are feeling so threatened (for whatever reason) that you are reverting to making fun of women.
???? I have three sisters and so I know how women talk about men, it isnt any different. I dont even know why you botherd posting that anyway.
Perhaps a coincidence, perhaps not but Woods' Dubai investments go tits up sort of speak and simultaneously he's exposed as an adulterer....hhhmmm,,,if I was a suspicious type I might imagine an overpaid prima donna getting his golf shorts in a twist over his malinvestments, mouths off and threatens the wrong people, is told to stuff it and doesn't, and viola his career is in dust in a desert wind.
Tiger sure loves the white blondes......
..err...who doesn't?
Wouldn't it be something if Tiger's good luck in golf was due to all those lady fans kissing his balls* before each match?.....(*PG-13 disclosure: golf balls.)
"I mean, really. You mean to tell me you can't find anything more worthwhile to chase than some burned out single mom making $8/hr. waiting tables in Ocala, FL??"
Robo, I'll have you know this is one of my dreams for when I'm a dirty old man!
BANZAI7 NEWS--Copenhagen's (aka-Groppenhagen) city council in conjunction with Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging "COPULATION15" (COP15) CLIMAX Change conference guests and delegates to 'Be sustainable - don't buy sex'.
"Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes," the approach to hotels says.
Groppenhagen prostitutes up in arms, said that the council has no business meddling in their affairs. They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their (COP)ULATION15 identity card.
In response to the special offer, Tiger Woods has announced his appointment to act as Special Ombudsman for COP15.
In response to Tiger's appointment, Tiger's wife has sent the following post card message to all hotels in Groppenhagen:
"Dear hotel owner, I would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between Tiger Woods, night club hostesses and prostitutes."
Viagra has also announced a special "Be Sustainable" ad campaign for COPULATION15. As previously reported, Country delegates will be awarded special bonus points ("PoPs") for submitting additional greenhouse gas reduction targets ("FaRTS"). "The Viagra campaign is intended to enable delegates to get more PoPs for their FaRTs."
these posts about stocks that go up into the close are so fucking worthless maybe you should be the one on $8 p/h ....seriously
Going forward, Tiger Woods to forever be known as Cheetah Woods.
ROFL
Tiger's PR firm, IMG, has to get creative. So they lose Amex and Buick, but he's a natural for Greenpeace and World Wildlife Fund.....
"There are less than 5000 tigers left in the wild. I'm doing my part to increase the population; you, too, can help. Are you a young blond woman with surgically enhanced breasts who lives anywhere near a PGA Tour stop? If you are, and you'd like to supplement your income, and possibly land yourself a guest slot on Larry King Live, call 1-800-E-L-D-R-I-C-K."
You should get paid for that kind of wit.
all hail.. vegas:
http://www.census.gov/compendia/statab/tables/09s1169.pdf
i am not trading, i am.. providing liquidity so the market could be .... efficient.
deleveraging
http://www.census.gov/compendia/statab/tables/09s1162.pdf
will take a while. Just check those financial vs none financial issues, rofl.
Tigers laying with cougers? Whatever next?
Regards.