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Bored? Let's Go Chase Some Waitresses

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Traders were sitting at their desks watching listless action on the NYSE today.  What do you do if you are a restless and bored hedge fund manager with billions under management?  You do like Tiger Woods does.  Go find some cheap $8/hr. waitresses to chase.

And that is exactly what they did.  Check out the cheapies getting gunned today.

Qwest and Sprint getting some love today

I mean, really.  You mean to tell me you can't find anything more worthwhile to chase than some burned out single mom making $8/hr. waiting tables in Ocala, FL??

 

 

And hey, if that isn't good enough, then how about some broken down media companies like Comcast?  Are they going to dump CNBC and replace it with a porn channel or what??

Couldn't find much else happening today.  Da Boyz must be out Christmas shopping or something.

Wonder what Tiger Woods is going to be doing over the holidays???

Now that his marriage is busted, his Dubai venture vaporized, he's going to be speed dialing one of the 7 mistresses now identified.

Here's a nice shot of one of them.....

 

Think you have it bad?

Imagine having to deal with this one.

Tiger's mother-in-law....

No wonder he was boozing....




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Mon, 12/07/2009 - 16:48 | Link to Comment Orly
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Ouch!

That hadda hurt.

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 16:52 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/07/2009 - 17:00 | Link to Comment Smokey
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PM deja vu.

going up...........

going up..............

boom - shriveled back into submission.

I didn't deserve that.

 

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 17:02 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/07/2009 - 17:03 | Link to Comment Rainman
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And the wife often grows up to look/act/sound just like the mother-in-law.

Dudes need to be very aware of this. The future is hidden in plain fright....er, sight.

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 20:08 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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ouch...some of us look like our fathers...

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 21:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/07/2009 - 17:05 | Link to Comment alphacharlie6
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Women and whores brought Solomon himself to utter ruin.

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 18:32 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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That's exactly right alphacharlie. Tiger is getting what he deserves. How many successful men were brought down by chasing the kitty kat ? As for me, I would rather chase my personal trainer at Golds Gym that some fi dolla ho at Blue Martini.

http://photo.mensfitnessmagazine.co.uk/images/library_UK_12/mens_fitness_magazine_uk_october_2009_6136_13.jpg

Looks like Intel is getting fat and happy to the benefit of NVDA which had a nice gap but no trading action. Even AMD is back from the dead.

 

 

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 21:38 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/07/2009 - 17:06 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Another huge day for solar stocks.

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 17:16 | Link to Comment Dr Horace Manure
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They're not all "cheap" waitresses.  Some are merely inexpensive.

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 17:34 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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From the looks of them, some may not even be waitresses.

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 20:44 | Link to Comment omi
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CMCSA was dead cheap at 14,15 I was piling in hard.

For the clueless, there have been breakthroughs in solar panel efficiency, as high as 46% on some prototypes. Expect 'junk' like ENER to rally hard.

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 18:25 | Link to Comment Leo Kolivakis
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Solar sector was sizzling today ahead of Copenhagen:

http://finance.yahoo.com/q/cq?d=v1&s=csiq,eslr,fslr,jaso,ldk,sol,solf,solr,spwra,stp,tsl,yge

I also noticed Soros Fund Management is long Renesola (SOL):

http://finance.yahoo.com/q/mh?s=SOL

Like I said, this is a volatile sector, but worth tracking as this could be the next big thing. What was encouraging today was that solars rallied despite the drop in oil prices. If this persists, it's a very bullish signal for this sector.

BTW>>>The idiots who flagged this post as junk should be permanently barred from ZH!

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 19:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/07/2009 - 20:10 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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I agree Leo, they should lose their posting rights for 6 months.

Soros is going to go for the gold in Copenhagen he sent his own puppet!

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 18:22 | Link to Comment Ned Zeppelin
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Good job RT.  So, at last we know why they call him Tiger, but it has nothing to do with his prodigious golf skills, but rather his insatiable appetite and, rumor has it, er, um, ah, unusual shaft length, in the boudoir with apparently any even remotely appealing skirt with silicone add-ons he can lay his hands on.  Apparently those high Accenture standards are lowered on occasion.  The endorsements will quietly fade now.

 New term I learned today: sex texting, or "sexting..."  

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 18:39 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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He just needs a few weeks at a rehab for sex addiction, an appearance on Oprah, a book, and then he'll be fine. That's the way.

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 18:35 | Link to Comment Waterfallsparkles
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Boy, you can even see the implants under her skin.  No natural brest looks that way when a woman is laying down.

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 22:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/07/2009 - 18:35 | Link to Comment Miyagi_san
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Hedge JUST DO IT with DONE IT and hope you come out clean

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 18:36 | Link to Comment Bam_Man
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In my best Maurice Chevalier voice:

"Thank heaven for $8/hr girls..."

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 19:08 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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You said "Maurice Chevalier" but I heard "Serge Gainsbourg".

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 20:27 | Link to Comment delacroix
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robo, you sure that second gal isn't a guy? tomorrows headline, tiger woods, linked to transvestite.     thats not just out of bounds, thats waaaaaaaaaaaay out of bounds.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 20:38 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Mon, 12/07/2009 - 20:49 | Link to Comment Rainman
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Police testing the nearby golf clubs for Tiger blood...?? The missus won't never get away with such Tiger abuse. Long arm of the law will gitcha' sooner or later.

Wed, 12/09/2009 - 12:50 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/07/2009 - 21:45 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Not so quick... where is the rest of the "Wife Was Kneeling" story and picture?

And I might not mind the rest of that model's story with her two 'other' women.  Wait, what is that saying about Tiger?

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 03:16 | Link to Comment Slewburger
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Can we change his name from Tiger to Cheetah?

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 20:48 | Link to Comment tom a taxpayer
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With 9 ladies now, he can form Tiger Wood's softball, er, hardball team.

Anyone want to be bat boy?

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 20:52 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 12/07/2009 - 22:11 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/08/2009 - 02:42 | Link to Comment Burnbright
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???? I have three sisters and so I know how women talk about men, it isnt any different. I dont even know why you botherd posting that anyway.

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 22:13 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 12/07/2009 - 22:45 | Link to Comment alphacharlie6
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Wouldn't it be something if Tiger's good luck in golf was due to all those lady fans kissing his balls* before each match?.....(*PG-13 disclosure: golf balls.)

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 22:49 | Link to Comment Shameful
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"I mean, really.  You mean to tell me you can't find anything more worthwhile to chase than some burned out single mom making $8/hr. waiting tables in Ocala, FL??"

Robo, I'll have you know this is one of my dreams for when I'm a dirty old man! 

Mon, 12/07/2009 - 23:09 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 12/08/2009 - 00:40 | Link to Comment Yes We Can. But...
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Going forward, Tiger Woods to forever be known as Cheetah Woods.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 02:43 | Link to Comment Burnbright
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ROFL

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 01:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/08/2009 - 18:14 | Link to Comment Apocalypse Now
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You should get paid for that kind of wit.

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 03:00 | Link to Comment Comrade de Chaos
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all hail.. vegas:

http://www.census.gov/compendia/statab/tables/09s1169.pdf

 

i am not trading, i am.. providing liquidity so the market could be .... efficient. 

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 03:13 | Link to Comment Comrade de Chaos
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deleveraging 

http://www.census.gov/compendia/statab/tables/09s1162.pdf

will take a while. Just check those financial vs none financial issues, rofl. 

Tue, 12/08/2009 - 07:38 | Link to Comment bullchit
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Tigers laying with cougers? Whatever next?

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