BorsaItaliana Update

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EscapeKey's picture

All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.

Mad Max's picture

I believe it's actually 1400 centuries ago.

Otherwise, +1000.

"Don't run, we are your friends" quack, QUACK-quack, {blaster}

bania's picture

"as reported by ZeroHedge..." 

nice work TD.

jus_lite_reading's picture

"As reported by Zerhohedge but denied by Harry Wanger."

Vampyroteuthis infernalis's picture

Where is the Wanker along with his moron half-brother Hamy declaring how crapple and netflix are going to the moon?

sparetime's picture

Long:
Rice krispies
Whole milk

Short:
Lean hogs
Live cattle

max2205's picture

Bags in decline? is that ugly hookers?

SheepDog-One's picture

Bag-holders in decline, I think thats what theyre saying.

Sutton's picture

I think they meant Money McBAGS

SDRII's picture

hannibal strikes again

SteveNYC's picture

Interesting to observe the difference in cultures (not good or bad, just different). Average Italian could give a shit about the closing of the stock exchange, continue on with pasta lunch, glass of wine, espresso and desert; same result would cause mini panics throughout the USA and a media frenzy.

Interesting.

Josh Randall's picture

Wonder if the Vatican goes QE to help out its host country

Fred Hayek's picture

I read this in a Chico Marx voice and it all makes perfect sense.

THE DORK OF CORK's picture

World production and distribution has become too efficient - there is little or no redundencey in systems.

Recapitalisation bitches.

THE DORK OF CORK's picture

double post

Recapitalisation bitches.

FGoria's picture

Take a look guys. I spoke with Cinnober, provider of Borsa Italiana system, for my newspaper.

http://www.linkiesta.it/piazza-affari-incastrata-software-e-libia

walküre's picture

stopped in the morning because of technical problems that have prevented today Milan Stock Exchange to start negotiations and corrective actions taken

 

Anda Luigi, hasa hada too mucha ofa da pasta lasta nighta anda hisa fatta finga mada a crasha

disabledvet's picture

Triple post.  Recapitalisation beaches.  Of course try it in real estate...ever recapitalise your house?  Used to happen all the time of course...

vitoox's picture

Peace on you too, you son of BEACH! I'm going back to Italia:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxgS2e7I5JA

Cash_is_Trash's picture

Thank you Ben! I wished for geopolitical turmoil and civil unrest every Christmas now, and finally I got it!!

- Lex Luthor

Caviar Emptor's picture

1,000 dead in Tripoli. Wow. Looks like the Jasmine Revolution has become the Death to Swine Revolution. Check your high-minded principles at the door and pick up a pitchfork

bogey4's picture

fyi, "borse" is Italian plural for stock exchanges.  It also translates to "purses" or "handbags" or "bags."

 

guy who likes to say fyi

Ahmeexnal's picture

Stronzo has hit the fan.

i.pagnottella's picture

the translation really sucks! google!

StychoKiller's picture

Pile some Libyans on top of those Tunisians -- ouch! :>(