BorsaItaliana Update

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Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:25 | 985463 The Limerick King
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Short Bags bitchez!!!

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:35 | 985521 savagegoose
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translation

 

short bags, = shrinking scrotums.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 13:11 | 985684 Logans_Run
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Natural process when you are proven to have no balls!

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:37 | 985532 High Plains Drifter
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Ruby the Heartbreaker has left the building.....

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20032200-504083.html

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 13:07 | 985663 Pure Evil
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With those lips, the blowjobs must have been fantastico.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:26 | 985476 EscapeKey
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All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:29 | 985492 Mad Max
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I believe it's actually 1400 centuries ago.

Otherwise, +1000.

"Don't run, we are your friends" quack, QUACK-quack, {blaster}

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:28 | 985477 bania
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"as reported by ZeroHedge..." 

nice work TD.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:43 | 985560 jus_lite_reading
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"As reported by Zerhohedge but denied by Harry Wanger."

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 13:22 | 985746 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Where is the Wanker along with his moron half-brother Hamy declaring how crapple and netflix are going to the moon?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:27 | 985480 sparetime
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Long:
Rice krispies
Whole milk

Short:
Lean hogs
Live cattle

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:28 | 985482 max2205
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Bags in decline? is that ugly hookers?

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:34 | 985490 SheepDog-One
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Bag-holders in decline, I think thats what theyre saying.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:30 | 985499 Sutton
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I think they meant Money McBAGS

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:30 | 985501 SDRII
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hannibal strikes again

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:32 | 985504 SteveNYC
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Interesting to observe the difference in cultures (not good or bad, just different). Average Italian could give a shit about the closing of the stock exchange, continue on with pasta lunch, glass of wine, espresso and desert; same result would cause mini panics throughout the USA and a media frenzy.

Interesting.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:35 | 985520 Josh Randall
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Wonder if the Vatican goes QE to help out its host country

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:36 | 985522 Fred Hayek
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I read this in a Chico Marx voice and it all makes perfect sense.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:36 | 985523 THE DORK OF CORK
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World production and distribution has become too efficient - there is little or no redundencey in systems.

Recapitalisation bitches.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:37 | 985524 THE DORK OF CORK
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double post

Recapitalisation bitches.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:45 | 985569 FGoria
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Take a look guys. I spoke with Cinnober, provider of Borsa Italiana system, for my newspaper.

http://www.linkiesta.it/piazza-affari-incastrata-software-e-libia

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:51 | 985590 walküre
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stopped in the morning because of technical problems that have prevented today Milan Stock Exchange to start negotiations and corrective actions taken

 

Anda Luigi, hasa hada too mucha ofa da pasta lasta nighta anda hisa fatta finga mada a crasha

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 12:50 | 985592 disabledvet
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Triple post.  Recapitalisation beaches.  Of course try it in real estate...ever recapitalise your house?  Used to happen all the time of course...

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 13:00 | 985612 vitoox
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Peace on you too, you son of BEACH! I'm going back to Italia:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxgS2e7I5JA

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 13:10 | 985679 Cash_is_Trash
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Thank you Ben! I wished for geopolitical turmoil and civil unrest every Christmas now, and finally I got it!!

- Lex Luthor

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 13:14 | 985711 Caviar Emptor
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1,000 dead in Tripoli. Wow. Looks like the Jasmine Revolution has become the Death to Swine Revolution. Check your high-minded principles at the door and pick up a pitchfork

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 13:35 | 985794 bogey4
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fyi, "borse" is Italian plural for stock exchanges.  It also translates to "purses" or "handbags" or "bags."

 

guy who likes to say fyi

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 14:18 | 985921 Ahmeexnal
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Stronzo has hit the fan.

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 14:46 | 986014 i.pagnottella
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the translation really sucks! google!

Tue, 02/22/2011 - 19:19 | 986781 dick cheneys ghost
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Italy besieged by refugees

 

http://nakedempire.wordpress.com/

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 00:42 | 987607 StychoKiller
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Pile some Libyans on top of those Tunisians -- ouch! :>(

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