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Breaking: Robert Gibbs Confirms BP's Oil Well Is Leaking At Top, With Seepage 2 Miles Away

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Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:22 | 477345 PicassoInActions
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Damn, now BP shares will skyrock

 

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:23 | 477347 trav7777
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Gibbs never tells the truth tho

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 16:55 | 477560 MarketTruth
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And that is his job.... must keep things ramping upwards to keep the fake economy going... plus ensure BP can pay out as much money as possible. They will uptalk BP to the very end. Just like that blithering idiot Cramer and his try at ramp-jobbing Bear Sterns.

Bring on the dumb money!

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:24 | 477349 GIANTKILR
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Damn the Internet rumors are true. The whole seabed floor is going to drop out of the gulf! Massive tsunami! Like a big toilet flush, everything in the gulf will be gone!

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:34 | 477373 firstdivision
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And that will help with the US unemployment problem.  People needed for clean up and replacing all those that die, is a great thing for the economy. 

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:40 | 477393 carbonmutant
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Unfortunately there may some truth in your post...

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 16:08 | 477454 thesapein
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Without evil, we'd be weak and dead.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 16:36 | 477523 e_goldstein
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+100

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 16:58 | 477567 MarketTruth
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Plus the more dead, the lower the future obligations to Medicare and Social Security. Win-Win. Add in the insured homes that will be destroyed and bank benefits from that...

Death and destruction at this point would be a HUGE financial benefit for the banksters and government.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 17:27 | 477632 cossack55
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Right on, and since most of those with one foot in the grave already move to the south so their blood will continue to flow, man, a one shot fix for SS and medicare.  Plus, most who live south of the Mason-Dixon are shiftless, stupid and normally unemployed, we just fixed the UC problem.  If we can just get the gulf states nonrepresentative representatives on the beach...happy days are here again. 

Tue, 07/20/2010 - 08:30 | 478440 huntergvl
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"Plus, most who live south of the Mason-Dixon are shiftless, stupid and normally unemployed, we just fixed the UC problem."

As opposed to, most who live NORTH of the Mason-Dixon who are shiftless, stupid, and normally unemployed. 80/20 exists without geographic boundaries. I bet you still believe Democrats and Republicans have different political agendas too. Take your prejudicial bullshit comment and shove it up your ass. Eighty percent of the people in the south have no clue, just like everywhere else. Of course in your immediate vicinity it is likely 81%. When I think of Detroit, Flint, and D.C., I just see a sad state of affairs for America. Keep your stereotypes to yourself you fuckin bigot.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 18:26 | 477724 Augustus
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I guess you are probably correct.  fewer people to depend upon the funds in the lock box.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 20:02 | 477835 thesapein
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No. What I said did not deserve anything nice in return. The good people should had come back at me stronger. The other voices in my head are certainly raising a stink.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 18:02 | 477682 Arthor Bearing
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Actually that resembles the "broken window fallacy." Basically, a broken window is bad for the economy despite the fact that it creates work- this is because the money the window-owner spends on replacing his window, which benefits the glassier and the window-fitter, would have been spent somewhere else if not for the broken window. Any money that goes to hiring people to clean up the spill is money that could have been invested in efficient mass transit to reduce our oil dependency, for example. Though it wouldn't have happened that way (on account of the oil money in congress), it was a possibility which is now extinguished because alot of money has to be wasted on a non-productive, remedial activity.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 19:22 | 477792 tenaciousj
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I've never quite understood the "broken window fallacy."  It asserts that if the window is broken, the owner must give that money to the glazer instead of other things that he might have otherwise spent it on (baker, cobbler, etc.).  But it never mentions that with the extra money the glazer now has, he will spend it on things that he might not have been able to buy without it.  Thus benefiting the baker, cobbler, etc.

Unless of course the glazer decides to hoard that money and invest in foriegn assets , or use it as collateral to take out a low interest loan to buy town treasuries (that through his contacts just happen to be at a slightly higher interest rate).  Which he then takes and purchases up all of the window futures to drive the prices up.

But something like that would never happen in the real world.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 20:13 | 477853 thesapein
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It's a fallacy to think that passing money around is productive in and of itself.

What if we pretended to break and fix the window while passing the money along the same hands all the same? At least this way, we'd save on the otherwise wasted materials and labor.

 

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 20:28 | 477875 Arthor Bearing
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The response to your point about the glazer (ty for the sp correction) then having the money and being able to spend is thus: the glazer only has the profit over his overhead to give to the baker, cobbler, ect., and the rest of the money which the owner spent on his window trickles all the way through to the people collecting the raw materials from which the glass is made.

But if, say, a youth gang decided to start breaking windows all over the state of Massachusettss, the window-making industry in Mass would expand greatly, but this is a bubble. Once the kids settle down that extra business will stop- but if glazers had in the meantime made capital investments in their business to expand and deal with the extra business, they'll find they have more capacity than they need and the capital investment was ultimately wasted.

The market is a complex organic system, which reacts to every single move of everyone one of its constituent parts.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 21:47 | 478008 torabora
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French "youths" are breaking lots of windows. Let's see how that works out.

Tue, 07/20/2010 - 00:31 | 478190 Moonrajah
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Uh, Fabrice?

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 20:20 | 477860 thesapein
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Unless it was a poorly designed window that the owner was thinking about replacing anyway. Double pane windows could then save on energy usage. But this is just an analogy and I can't speak for The Owners.  

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 16:52 | 477554 Inspector Asset
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Maybe thats why they got all those 100,000's empty plastic coffin liners , talked about at infowars.com.

Maybe the gov knows somehting we dont?

At what ever happened with those FEMA camps,?

 

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 17:21 | 477622 thesapein
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Sometimes these things are built just because the ones getting the contracts have another stupid idea to pitch at lame officials who give the go ahead after pocketing some themselves, but other times... actually, assuming this one time they had good reason for preparing, and working backward from how much preparation has taken place... something big was predicted. So we're screwed if they're right, and just out of money if they're wrong.

 

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:47 | 477411 Gully Foyle
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GIANTKILR

Dude, Hollywood can live off that for decades.

 

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 16:35 | 477519 Inspector Asset
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Maybe the damn global warming freaks have it right.

Maybe the earth is getting so hot that , the oil is boiling at the core, and oil will be bubbling up in many spots.

 

Na, I think maybe when you blow up a pipeline with explosives, it will jolt pressure outward to surrounding areas .

They thought they could do a controlled demoliation, alot like 911, long enough to get finance reform passed, and then just cap it again.

Ah if it were so easy!

Hence the gov black out on the media coverage of the spill.

www.WallSTonion.blogspot.com

 

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 16:47 | 477545 George the baby...
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Maybe the damn global warming freaks have it right.

I don't believe these freaks that you are referring to are suggesting that carbon emission is causing the core to heat up.  Straighten up and fly right dude.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:25 | 477351 Yikes
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Game over man, Game over!  What are we gonna do now?

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:26 | 477357 GIANTKILR
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NUKE the bitch!

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:30 | 477364 Yikes
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It's the only way to be sure.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:34 | 477372 Dr. No
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Look, this is a multimillion dollar operation.  [Obama] cant make that kind of decision.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:36 | 477381 Yikes
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He can f***ing bill me!

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:46 | 477406 Gully Foyle
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Yikes

We call that bill taxes.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 17:07 | 477590 MarketTruth
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Kill It! Kill It With Fire!

[IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3053/2547568732_f892abf895.jpg[/IMG]

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:45 | 477400 EscapeKey
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Well, someone call Lloyd Blankfein.

 

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 16:49 | 477547 Inspector Asset
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The oil spill was a simply 2 way transaction.

One party gets paid to clean it up. One party gets a long distraction while the most epic piece of fraud gets passed better known as finance reform.

Or maybe their is sabaatoge on behalf of the banks on the oil cartel? Least probably.

Obama actions are becoming so predicitable, I might have to create a full time YouTube  channel just to cover his dealings?

I cant wait when Obama pitches his Carbon Credits plan on the heals of this spill .  I predict that Natuaral gas cars will be bulit in Detroit here soon, and that the Obama admin porpusely slammed the car/dealship industry to the ground,

so they can introduce their own agenda here very soon...

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 17:08 | 477600 Gordon_Gekko
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He's only authorized by his masters to approve project costing less than $100...which is why you see him taking so many trips to the cheap burger joints.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 16:12 | 477464 thesapein
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Or would we?

On the one hand, totally makes sense, turning the sand to glass.

On the other, glass can be brittle...

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:29 | 477363 the not so migh...
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Smoke them if you got them; grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye.  The crazies were right.   

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:45 | 477405 Gully Foyle
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the not so migh...

Makes one wonder if the "Crazies" are right bout GOM being related to the recent quakes on the East coast.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:49 | 477417 the not so migh...
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There is only one thing left to do, find the nearest female and seduce ASAP and get down to the nasty before we all go extinct.  

 

sarcasim off... maybe

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:55 | 477422 Dr. No
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"Spies like Us"..."Want to go out with a bang?"

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:57 | 477431 Gully Foyle
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the not so migh...

I've seen that movie. You wish to be Callum Keith Rennie.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 16:14 | 477470 thesapein
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Gentlemen, for bunkers I suggest we take a small population to survive but with a ratio of 1 male to every 10 females so that we can quickly bring the population numbers back, of course.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 16:24 | 477491 Mad Max
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Mr. President, we cannot have, a MINE-SHAFT GAP!!!

Mein Fuhrer, I can WALK!  Excuse me, Mr. President.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 17:25 | 477628 thesapein
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It's been so long since I've seen this movie, so couldn't quite remember how the dialogue went, but after reading your snippet, I've gotta see this movie again.

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 17:35 | 477648 Mad Max
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Dr. Strangelove, one of the great movies of all time.

"Gentlemen!  You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 18:04 | 477678 Rusty Shorts
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"He'll see the Big Board"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZV_lIwmz5E

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 16:01 | 477438 GIANTKILR
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If your in the Gulf area, you might not want to smoke 'em. Supposedly there is so much methane in the water you could light off the entire Gulf.....Sea of fire!!! Maybe not that dramatic, but at least it caused a test sample to explode!

Source with video:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/19/oil-spill-gulf-water-samp_n_651...

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:31 | 477367 Pladizow
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BP - To the opposite of infinity and beyond!

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 15:35 | 477376 the not so migh...
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Go long on coffin manufactures?

Mon, 07/19/2010 - 16:07 | 477451 Mad Max
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If Simmons were right, who would be burying all those bodies?

Anyway, I suspect FEMA has a large supply of 78"x36" ziploc bags...

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