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Breakout Parade Continues, CNBC Anchorettes Dressing Up for 11,000
Another false breakdown that saw put/call ratios skying, "shares unavailable" messages on short-sellers screens, and the ramping of GS and AMZN was a dead giveaway that the 11,000 number was going to be a lock. Another breakout day for many retail names reaffirms "The Formula": The more intense the "Greece Fire", the faster the RTH goes up.
Anyone see Michelle "C-Squared" (or should it be D-squared?) stroll onto the set today with that new outfit? No doubt, she's getting ready to doll up for the Dow 11,000 party. Once that zone is breached, then its going to be a full on break dancing party on the set of "Squawk on the Street".
Let's review once again what we may expect to see one morning:
This one...
Wearing this...
Recap of today's meltup plays.
Same old groups: Retail, casino, rental cars, etc.
And don't forget the "worst of the worst" REIT in Los Angeles...
A couple of "Nipple Play" setups:
First Solar about to clear the 150-day...
With 21% of the shares sold short...
LOL...
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That last girl has the most beautiful ass I have seen in a while, uh, uh, uh, oops.
Yep. Awesome caboose.
I have an ass like that. But then again, I'm a bright yellow egg from a Mother Goose rhyme.
My all-time favorite, Cindy Crawford:
Leo that must be the best picture of Cindy C I have ever seen - you must do some serious research
It's not hard finding great pics of Cindy Crawford on Google Image:
The lady is a legend, and like a fine wine, she has aged so well. Simply gorgeous.
A couple of other screamers:
Is that a headlight peekin' out o' there?
I just love this site with all this beautiful info!! Always a pleasure. And the charts are nice, too.
Dow 11,000 party about to commence... three... two ... one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1owcncKCHg&feature=related
(It never get's old! :)
I love it. If you dont like the chart just turn it upside down.
Hilarious
Special party hat to ZeroHedger who identifies the office in that "11000 party about to commence" video:
1) Citibank executive Robert Rubin's risk management office staff, or
2) Goldman Sachs trading floor, or
3) Joe Cassano's Financial Products inner sanctum, or
4) Treasury Secretary Geithner's TARP oversight senior staff, or
5) Federal Reserve Bank of NY Dudley Do-Right's bank oversight watchdogs(er, watchmonkeys), or
6) AIG's risk management committee, or
7) SEC enforcement division, or
8) or ?
I got a couple of quarters to bounce.
But wait, isn't the world ending? Isn't Greece going to get booted out of the EMU? What a bunch of bs!!! Keep buying them dips folks, plenty of liquidity out there, and hedgies are leveraging up to the max to collect their 20% performance fees (not alpha, leveraged beta!).
Checking out today's action in the Big Casino, LVS continues to climb higher, up 6%:
But it's LDK that's got my attention, up another 8% today on huge volume (check out short interest on this puppy):
Wonder if Steve Cohen, Ken Griffin and David Shaw are getting ready to unleash the beast on Chinese solars:
And Eastman Kodak shot up 16% today:
Love them digital pics...lol.
Leo, you are a nutter but I love ya. Thanks for all you do. Just got back from Canada--at parity, I'm not a buyer of anything up there. How the hell does anyone afford to eat in your country?
UNP
drivin' that train, hi on cocaine...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VIECzlFVUM
AMZN must be sellin' a lot of gear, cause the stock was rippin' today
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_c2eHHmBm_pY/Slzi0sICK-I/AAAAAAAAFgw/24i0n6ZebQw/s8...
Who ever said sex and finance don't mix?
They don't. Finance first... then the sex!
Doen't matter. Both end up costing one way or another.
Hey: If this is going to become a contest, then:
http://img21.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=91669_Joanna_Krupa_Leg_Avenue_...
oh, we're having a contest!? here's my entry
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i172/tictacmac/ALovelyKiss.jpg
and for my stock pic, i'm going with YHOO for a swing trade. breakout today and lookin' strong.
Man.
I want one.
That is NOT to say I want a man.
If there's one thing I've learned in my relatively short time here at ZH, it's that RobotTrader's posts are mandatory "reading".
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFinviz.com
Yahoo Teck Ticker on the ultimate bubble stock going nuts again:
Yummy stuff as always Robo!
http://www.lazymanandmoney.com/why-i-would-not-impress-cnbcs-erin-burnett/
Erin is a real journalist though..............
the whores of zero hedge . not the picture but the men/ and we wonder where tiger got his offerings
i guess men are men ,and rank on a scale of a dog in heat but its pushing the envelope in my opinion.
take it home show the kids the wife . sad excuse for pros. the gutter of the worlds family people
i find it rather telling . and is part of the odious smell on wall street and in the Rome based cathedral of white.
this is political theater the stuff your money goes to support in Washington.
and the little dirty minds of the political class .. lowering itself as the finger pointed in the direction of the shysters three point back at those who find this material tantalising and worth debauching your self to present in the company or a large reading population .
I was in the business world with these dirty minds and found it disgusting and not in the best interest of elevating the mind .
but the owner of the business . and one warning was sufficient . i did not tolerate this . take it to the carnival of your own swaggering bear drinking laughter .
the national balance sheet in heat. and the keepers of the gate just on par with the national disgrace .
party pooper (oops, musta had poopers om the brain for some silly reason)
"I was in the business world with these dirty minds and found it disgusting and not in the best interest of elevating the mind ."
pray tell what business involving humans auditably doesn't have such minds?
and what's the big deal with "elevating the mind"? mental masterbation without the mess - same selfish hedonistic goal, different pleasure/result.
your mental pleasures are superior to mine?
you would censor, if you could? are you celebate? your birth can be attributed to ... ?
just sayin'
in the company of a few mental midgets this stuff is tantalizing
take it to your wife your kids
party tell this zero hedge is a large reading audience ,
show a scintilla of class
what is your position .. in the business world /
let the good times roll .
oh tiger its all right ,
the idea that a porn shop on a zero hedge reading audience show in my opinion a lack of class .. the material could have been presented with out all the side show snearing and crass little minds . intent on getting jollys ,
i am sure . that most who perk up . are not mindless .. but thoughtless .
no i did not say my mental pleasure was superior to yours
but in the company of a large audience . and in the competitive business world . decorum and some sort of line can not be crossed .
the pictures crossed that line in my opinion
and are the inner workings of a gross and low level mentality .
so much of it. in this world .
elevate in public your belly button navel gazzing .
your remarks are coming from a mental prostitute .
and dignify the sordid thinking of low class civilizations ,
i would not censor your obnoxious point of view .
but rather you give your kids a look on your computor , lol
Sarcasm, on, right? Right?
not sure why i'm bothering, but this goes well-beyond that *beautiful* woman at the bottom of the main post (oh my god she's gorgeous...)...
sordid? low-class? some cultures revel in sexuality as the core of their society. and somehow western puritanism is upper-class? do you hear yourselves when you guys say this stuff? should we form religious groups to spread the word of the judeo-christian god, democracy, and fiat finance?
i would assert that your comments are a habitual elitist parental response, somehow intended to fix us.
to embarass us into some behavior more appropriate to your thinking. to educate us. to somehow foist your discomfort with not-even-naked women as somehow a problem of men/ours. if so, thanks, but no thanks. i'm just fine without you.
and is it just men? how do you know i'm not a lesbian? or a lesbian 10-year old?
or, perhaps you want to redefine this particular ZH context as somehow being 'professional'? says who? many in the financial community would classify the entirety of ZH as financial porn. i see ZH as living vibrant rebellious 'anything goes' relief from the drear of the usual cruft out there. you want it to be marketwatch.com. i like marla just the way she is. sort of a national enquirer of finance, but with the 'real' goods.
the apparent difference between us is that i have no interest in fixing anyone. if i don't like the "value" because of the "wrapper"... I LEAVE! i go where things are to my liking. or i create such places for my purposes (my own personal porn palace, if that image bothers you).
hell, i disagree with half of what leo says. and read him for the good half, and happily discard the rest. thanks leo. and i'm not going to try to fix you!
heh, i'll never forget when a co-worker indicated that my sports-illustrated swimsuit calendar (from mom) was grounds for sexual harassment in the workplace charges. my god! you people have thin skin.
of course, you could have simply asked if the chick pix were really necessary.
most of us would agree they aren't, but we like them anyway, and contrary to your implications, most of us probably *don't* have porn around the house, as we don't explicitly seek it out... but we smile broadly when robo posts, hoping for a quick dash into the jpegs that brighten his ever interesting graphs and commentary. i wonder if i can get a text when he posts...? hmmm
The stupidest thing Tiger Woods ever did was offer a public apology. It's none of our business what he does in his private sex life. He has to apologize to his wife and family, not us. But America has become a repressive society full of sexual hypocrites. Everyone is afraid to get slapped with a sexual harrasment lawsuit if they compliment a lady. WTF is wrong with some eye candy on ZH? If you prefer, I can post pics from the Miss Nun pageant. Sheesh!
leo i agree it was nobody's business
and your miss nun does not cross that line .
their is a difference between the legs of the men who post suggestive pictures on a national forum,
but it became big business as sleaze sells .
maybe send out a nice pension up date to your select clients .with a few pent house pictures enclosed lol
it really is all about the line, then, isn't it? your line vs mine.
so... what do we do if and when our lines are different?
err in the conservative? least-common-denominator life? nobody's ever offended or uncomfortable? everything is fair? everybody has the same amount of money and opportunity... (hmmmm. who did you vote for anyway? :^)
you think ZH would exist in such a world?
life has two inseparable edges. to deny that is to be forever unhappy.
personally, i like the mix. your side too!
hey freedom of the press. walk away from the keyboard.
i mean, i am a mom, female, babe and part slut.
this is my favorite late afternoon visual. i am not offended, kinda comfortable. actually sorta of complimented with the beauty of females. i present myself as a soft porn commenter, cause i can. we all have frickin bags over our faces. it is all fantasy on robo's page if you ask me. plus it is a visual collage, i give it a 4 star plus effort. right on, robo i appreciate your skills and efforts. i know some don't like calling this page a man cave but to a female it looks and smells like one.
financial pornography. love that†
welcome to our humble man-cave...
we'd have cleaned up the dishes if we'd known you were coming.
(velobabe, thankfully there are more like you than not. it's a great world, even if it is falling apart at the seams!)
Ah the dishes ain't bad! Just don't show her the closet. Cog Dis keeps Sheila in there.
I have never seen anything on zerohedge, that I would label pornography. you can see more at the beach, on any summer day. don't take your wife and kids to the beach, god forbid they get dragged into corrupt depravity, by seeing the human form, in a bathing suit. then there's all those priests, molesting children. probably too much exposure, to the bible.
If the nuns that used to kick the piss out of me looked like that, I might have stayed a christian instead of converting to atheism.
Yaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn....
Whatever dude.
You clicked on Robo's post. We didn't click on it for you. Your like that kid that would always fart and then would say "Whoever smelt it, dealt it" when someone would complain.
I can hear you now... "Oopps! I accidentally went to this porn site. How did I get here?"
Timmah Geithththner reminds me of that kid.
so the junk people jive the internet porn shops
take this stuff to your wives and kids
tell them your a dog in heat ...
You guys are looking at it wrong in my opinion, if you want to get higher prices on the index, higher weighted components should be pushed further.
AAPL is about 15.4% of NDX, so guess what? they are pushing AAPL on every single day. QCOM has a large weight too, about 5%, in my opinion, QCOM is being used as a safety space, when smaller weighted components will start falling, QCOM will just rip for no particular reason. Next we have MSFT, GOOG, ORCL, CSCO,TEVA AMZN, RIMM ,GILD.
To rip dow higher, you have to push top weighted components higher. http://www.indexarb.com/indexComponentWtsDJ.html
IBM 8.9% MMM 5.8%
you get the idea. Many of these stocks will probably do a small pullback first.
A stock bubble and some hot chics. Another good day on ZH.
And don't forget all the gloom and doom posts that don't ever seem to matter...lol.
your mental midget class . take these things to the office,, get all Ozzy gussy with the humor .
many find these things the harbinger of many sordid deeds in private. and degrading to the human spirit and the dignity of real women ,
but do this in the office with the sex harassment problems in the human relations dept and watch a large first class law suit in your direction.
and then snicker into the law office . and watch the business leaders kick the can as far away as it must... and an owner with his life work on the line over some obnoxious and real sweaty minions /
i bet most of the folks smirking over these pictures in the comfort of their home computor link,
would find their self pleading for themselves .
this zero hedge is a international view .
with many opinions /show restraint is all .. its not the football tail gate party
dumpster,
You're wrong, there is nothing degrading about admiring beautiful ladies. You don't have to come here if Robo's posts and our comments offend you. There are plenty of sterilized and sanitized sites out there offering what you're looking for.
see... that's the half of leo i like. rational, concise.
dumpster,
you guys come to a fringe site like ZH, for the excitement, then you try and 'fix it' to be like the dreary/safe places you come from...
you're not going to fix us. we don't need fixing. nor do you. just live, ok?
how odd. how fascinating. how dangerous if you guys get control.
dam, too late.
I must agree with the illiterate named “dumpster” -- that offensive picture of Jaime Koeppe humiliates my human decency; but not nearly as much as this shocking video of her:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYkIfCVV5HI
Simply outrageous!!
(Check out the swing on that back porch!! lmao;-)
That is shocking. Never had a swing like that in my backyard.
Priceless...much better than porn! LOL!
You know, Michelle doesn't do it for me....Cindy in the other hand...I mean on the other hand.
"Michelle doesn't do it for me".
Agreed. The fascination for any of the women on CNBC for anything other than their (lack of) journalistic abilities is a constant source of puzzlement to me, an admittedly red blooded male of the species.
As for MCC, the only things she has going for her are Caruso and Cabrera, though frankly I cannot tell which is which.
Oh and hey, what was up with silver at 19:00? Someone drive a truck away from Barclays or what?
Ha!
leo your wrong lol
it has nothing to do with admiring beautiful women ,
women make the world go around ,
and nothing more appealing than graceful, competent female people .
i suspect these pictures were not needed to make the point .
some folks have a line that is lower than i suspect others .
but take the busting out models and towering behinds to a place of covert activity.
not the gratuitous flouting of the skin deep persona,
even some women have not yet arrived at the place where they see the predation of their being .
the scrum of admirers of the body sensual may find their real heaven in knee deep mind process
take it to the kids . the wife , the sacred places of the soul. and then toss a rose into a pond of scum ,
fitting . and most appropriate for people who justify almost any thing . as long as they take delight in pleasing the libido on a mixed company site . with wide spread (no pun) viewing
what is up with the kids . the . wife . where is the widow?
that is my status. i . am . a . widow
does that mean anything whatsoever NO who fuckin cares about these nouns,, blush blush....
i don't think your labeling has sh*t to do with nothing†
protecting the innocent, NOT
WTF your avatar is DUMPSTER what does that evoke† sorry babe i think your barkin up the wrong tree, at least on this page. peace¿
velobabe
your the blond chick who until 6 months ago was still in a hazy mind seduced economics game'
go behind the headlight deary .. read the sordid tales of life behind the glamour ,
shark invested waters , selling the human glam for bucks , for profit,, read the human trafficking in beauty , the drug infested . selling of the human soul.
the pictures so alluring.. none know the behind the scene behavior go to the brothels the hell holes of illicit sex.
the path is first induced and glaring men rationalize this behavior as some sort of open mind of a new age of civility/ the admiration of the new open enjoyment .
its all a false sense of behavior ,
what is the cost in lives for the selling of the virtues /
best to put down the playboy . read the real life of the beautiful ones ,
so casual is the thrown out platitudes about the open mind
so shallow so demeaning to the lives thrown away on this alter of the selling of sex, / its all the marketing of profit .
read the excuse of the priesthood as they lay waste in secret to the loves of little boys .
all this is a package of hidden trash. sure a Cindy Crawford comes along . sells this on the alter of looking sexy.
the line has been crossed . of course The bankers cross this line every one is exercised ,, but they the bankers look down at the lowly eaters and make excuse of their noble effort '
the excuse makers can justify any behavior .
why not show the charts of the defense company's and then blown up bodies of children . or of the poverty and death caused by the Keynesian product of the easy way.
or the red faced men glaring out with thirsty habits .
most have no idea of the misery caused by the flaunting of the body . make a point to visit the drug centers of America, the lost people who get their marking orders from the commercialization of the American way/
such shallow and innate unknowing . and a black mark on the American mind .
I for one when i see this gratis use on a public board will make myself heard . if to keep one person safe from the leaches and false bravado of this selling of the lowest PART of the march to human advancement
"the lowest PART of the march to human advancement"
Not sure whether your parents have given you the Birds and Bees speech yet, but it is the only "PART of the march to human advancement". There haven't been any other virgin births for 2000 years, and even the one I suspect you believe in (your morality is showing under the slip) is a matter of "faith".
Bertrand Russell may have pooh poohed it, but human attraction is what gets the job done. Given all the debt Bernanke et al have created for future generations, the US simply cannot afford to go sterile a la Japan and have a 1.18 fertility rate. We've got to keep the juices flowing and the interest piqued. We need future taxpayers, and like it or not, there's only one way to get them. Truth be known, Robo and Leo are patriots (though Leo is a Canadian patriot).
I assume English is not your native tongue; if it is, then I am a little more concerned for the school system than I am whether or not Robo or Leo drops a salacious photo or two.
Your kind of "advancement" often leads to Taliban Afghanistan, Jim Bakker, or the hypocrisy of Victorian England. Given a choice, I'll take Gomorrah. To misquote Frank Sinatra, "My kind of town, Sodom is (not)", not that there's anything wrong with it. I just wish history had preserved for us the meaning of getting Gomorrah-ized. Must be something really nasty! Perhaps the Dead Sea Scrolls offer a clue.
Oh, and if Tyler ever holds an election for Morality Council on this site, I will not be casting my vote for you. Until that election is called and effected, your job is not to make the rules on someone else's site.
If I have taken a bit of the mick out of you, well, your posts invite it.
well said c13.
and
...english is her language . too lucid . well-phrased . not
dumb.
just - very - arty - a la e.e.cummings
but
more od
.
(i wonder how she invests and how she does)
You are very generous with your e.e. cummings attribution. I don't see it in her missives.
dumpster - just from your ASCII... one can conclude a few things...
without obfuscation, i will respond as clearly as i can:
in my book, you and those like you are fascinating, mostly in that you have no idea why you are fascinating.
and i like that you can do as you will, with the blessings of freedom, in your own space. it's great!
but i'm *so* glad you weren't my mom... almost makes me religious in gratitude. almost.
Chicks, beests and wit - love it.
Art. Robo and Leo appreciate fine art and share it with the more discerning readers of the blog. Whether it be shanking and pole-axing (okay, that one might be mine) commentary from Robo or Leo and his um, photography hobby, and his obsession with his suntan, this is always a good place to stop to check up on that malicious tape getting painted. You know it's getting better and better when cranky old trolls stop by to screech. Options expiration next week Robo! Also.