Buffett 10% Investment Munich Re Says 20 Prostitutes Attended Rewards Party

Tyler Durden's picture

Just because today was lacking a little on the whole surreal news track:


Well at least someone was rewarded at the peak of the credit bubble. In completely unrelated news, Munich Re gets a Buffett boost

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Hard1's picture

A bit redundant, but: "Prostitutes bitchez!!!!!!"

BTW what was the company policy? a maximum of 15 per event?  Agents' rewards party in Budapest, what were they expecting to happen?

Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.'s picture

was Blythe among the 20?!?!?

Ahmeexnal's picture

By prostitutes do they mean government elected officials?
Wouldn't that be standard procedure?

Pez's picture

or...How could you tell the sex workers from the clientele? They were the ones making an honest living.

Papasmurf's picture

No, government elected officials would be hoes.

Kyron95131's picture

im assuming anyone attending the party is a whore by definition, the fact that some where there just to peddle sex is moot

Crisismode's picture

"We already know what you are . . . now, we're just negotiating the price."

Badabing's picture

The oldest profession.

Very bullish for pussy!

MiguelitoRaton's picture

Front run hooker parties bitchez!

TruthInSunshine's picture

Well, we know that at least one of the 20 prostitutes was Buffet, and Munger was another.

Robot Traders Mom's picture

Honestly, I'm really fucking jealous Buffet gets to put it in Becky Quick's ass...

augie's picture

well she did go to rutgers...

ColonelCooper's picture

Me too.  But thanks to your adding the mental image of Buffet's wrinkly old ball sack slapping her in the nootch, I have to remove her from the jerk bank.  Some images just can't be erased.

Hulk's picture

LOL, at his age, they are wrapping around her thighs...

ColonelCooper's picture

[Warren's ballsack slingshot around Becky Quick's thighs, catching Erin Burnett straight in the left eye.]

PulauHantu29's picture

Darn, my company gave me a mere two coupons for McDonald's. Not even 20 coupons....

the not so mighty maximiza's picture

10$ dollar itunes gift card here

Hugh G Rection's picture

case of blacklabel for me, would have preferred some hookers.

augie's picture

ya know, i never would have guessed that.

tmosley's picture

We make liquid nitrogen ice cream.

If you've never had it, know that you have not yet been born.

Crisismode's picture

Does your tongue freeze to the cone?

tmosley's picture

Nope--but the cream freezes so fast ice crystals don't form, making the resulting ice cream smoother than silk. By the time you get to eating it, it is "just" frozen.


ColonelCooper's picture

Hey Mosley. Is that you in the apron?

tmosley's picture

Nope. I have nothing to do with that. It was just the first link that had a description of the stuff when I typed in "liquid nitrogen ice cream" in Google.

Although there are pictures of me somewhere on the internet making some.

alien-IQ's picture

Prostitutes? Are you sure they weren't simply politicians?

youngman's picture

Hey..Prostitutes buy insurance too....

Bubbles...bubbles everywhere's picture

20? Was that it? They must be cutting back. 

youngman's picture

no cutting back...higher productivity...20 pros can handle 2-300 tricks...got er covered

Dr. Richard Head's picture

I'm calling for a run on the hookers.

Translational Lift's picture

Isn't that the party DSK was flying back to before he got plucked off the Air France plane??

Rainman's picture

yes, the hos at the MRe party dress up as chambermaids coming to tidy things up. I understand the old guy's confusion now.

AgShaman's picture

Nice to see the "DSK" factor is already being addressed and "headed" off before the impasse.

lizzy36's picture

I would say that this is more like the "Eliot Spitzer" factor. And it defiantly "headed" him off.

Odd how he resigned and his poltical life was over the moment client #9 hit the news. Yet DSK who has now been indicted on rape and sexual assault charges, remains the head of the IMF.

AgShaman's picture

Fair enough....

....hey doesn't Eliot have his own teevee show now?

Maybe DSK could have his wife hook him up with a new teevee show?

StychoKiller's picture

DSK threw in the (IMF) towel!

fuu's picture

Ho-prime is contained.

Bam_Man's picture

The entire Board of Directors.

lizzy36's picture

Shocked. Absolutely Shocked.

One wonders about other Bank Holding Companies use of Christmas elvesto thank clients for their patronage (and commission dollars)

carbonmutant's picture

"Munich Re reiterated that Mr. Buffett doesn't plan to influence the company's management or dividend policy." ...hmmm

zebra's picture

this is just business as usual all over the world when needed.

nothing to watch here, move along.

buzzsaw99's picture

I hope the girls got their money in advance.