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Buffett 10% Investment Munich Re Says 20 Prostitutes Attended Rewards Party
Just because today was lacking a little on the whole surreal news track:
- MUNICH RE SAYS PROSTITUTES ATTENDED AGENTS' REWARD PARTY
- MUNICH RE SAYS ABOUT 20 PROSTITUTES WERE AT 2007 BUDAPEST PARTY
- MUNICH RE SAYS PROSTITUTE PARTY AT SPA VIOLATED COMPANY POLICY
Well at least someone was rewarded at the peak of the credit bubble. In completely unrelated news, Munich Re gets a Buffett boost
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A bit redundant, but: "Prostitutes bitchez!!!!!!"
BTW what was the company policy? a maximum of 15 per event? Agents' rewards party in Budapest, what were they expecting to happen?
was Blythe among the 20?!?!?
this is priceless from today's NYdailynews:
The only question is was the Beckster there?
Warren Buffett and George Soros, avoid each other at HBO party
imagine her in silver shorts...
why silver?
edit
(forget it I'm slower than ususal today)
or a naked short ?
Post of the day award goes to...... magpie!
Was there a Becky there?
By prostitutes do they mean government elected officials?
Wouldn't that be standard procedure?
or...How could you tell the sex workers from the clientele? They were the ones making an honest living.
No, government elected officials would be hoes.
im assuming anyone attending the party is a whore by definition, the fact that some where there just to peddle sex is moot
"We already know what you are . . . now, we're just negotiating the price."
The oldest profession.
Very bullish for pussy!
Front run hooker parties bitchez!
Well, we know that at least one of the 20 prostitutes was Buffet, and Munger was another.
Honestly, I'm really fucking jealous Buffet gets to put it in Becky Quick's ass...
well she did go to rutgers...
Me too. But thanks to your adding the mental image of Buffet's wrinkly old ball sack slapping her in the nootch, I have to remove her from the jerk bank. Some images just can't be erased.
LOL, at his age, they are wrapping around her thighs...
[Warren's ballsack slingshot around Becky Quick's thighs, catching Erin Burnett straight in the left eye.]
Darn, my company gave me a mere two coupons for McDonald's. Not even 20 coupons....
10$ dollar itunes gift card here
case of blacklabel for me, would have preferred some hookers.
ya know, i never would have guessed that.
We make liquid nitrogen ice cream.
If you've never had it, know that you have not yet been born.
Does your tongue freeze to the cone?
Nope--but the cream freezes so fast ice crystals don't form, making the resulting ice cream smoother than silk. By the time you get to eating it, it is "just" frozen.
http://www.polsci.wvu.edu/Henry/Icecream/Icecream.html
Hey Mosley. Is that you in the apron?
Nope. I have nothing to do with that. It was just the first link that had a description of the stuff when I typed in "liquid nitrogen ice cream" in Google.
Although there are pictures of me somewhere on the internet making some.
Whew!
Prostitutes? Are you sure they weren't simply politicians?
Hey..Prostitutes buy insurance too....
20? Was that it? They must be cutting back.
no cutting back...higher productivity...20 pros can handle 2-300 tricks...got er covered
Fractional hooking ?
I'm calling for a run on the hookers.
Isn't that the party DSK was flying back to before he got plucked off the Air France plane??
yes, the hos at the MRe party dress up as chambermaids coming to tidy things up. I understand the old guy's confusion now.
Rainman FTW!!!!
Nice to see the "DSK" factor is already being addressed and "headed" off before the impasse.
I would say that this is more like the "Eliot Spitzer" factor. And it defiantly "headed" him off.
Odd how he resigned and his poltical life was over the moment client #9 hit the news. Yet DSK who has now been indicted on rape and sexual assault charges, remains the head of the IMF.
Fair enough....
....hey doesn't Eliot have his own teevee show now?
Maybe DSK could have his wife hook him up with a new teevee show?
DSK threw in the (IMF) towel!
Ho-prime is contained.
The entire Board of Directors.
Shocked. Absolutely Shocked.
One wonders about other Bank Holding Companies use of Christmas elvesto thank clients for their patronage (and commission dollars)
"Munich Re reiterated that Mr. Buffett doesn't plan to influence the company's management or dividend policy." ...hmmm
this is just business as usual all over the world when needed.
nothing to watch here, move along.
I hope the girls got their money in advance.
Bet they got physical
Did you say? PHYSICAL?!
http://youtu.be/tAoDJcFU6iY
This just in from Joe Weisenthal...... The market is up
That's why they get paid the big bucks. I wonder what the bar tab looked like.
So there were 20 honest, hard-working people at the party?
Company policy states there must be AT LEAST 25 prostitutes at any corporate function.
LMFAO....!
Cutbacks everywhere.
Really?... or was it the PRESStitudes...?
Budapest escorts are some of the best in the world.
yep, I live in Budapest, but damn, I missed this party!
Inventive handle.
Üdv itt a "bolondokházában". Egy másik amit érdemes megnézni:
http://tfmetalsreport.blogspot.com/2011/02/preparing-accordingly-ii.html
Good work if you can get it. Oily fatcat banksta, that its...
was Becky Quick one of the 20 ?
Warren be nimble
Warren be quick
Warren jump over
That Becky Quick
C'mon, Becky just get a little tip once in awhile.
How goes the old italian adage? "A pussy hair pulls more than twenty oxen".
I reckon that goes for sales motivation as well.
There is no emoticon for what I am feeling right now.
Though there is an image macro: http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/146-what-the-fuck-am-i-reading.jpg
In today 's world they will call this "Risk Management" ...aren't they hedging executives rape risk???
If the IMF had implemented this risk management policy, they wouldn't be going thru the current crisis, I say prostitute hedging for all CEOs, CFOs, politicians!
Was a certain CNBC presenter amongst them?
Shit, and I got a frozen turkey.
yes this does not make for surreal news, tyler† i have never been to a party where prostitutes are invited. i would like to ask this question. if they are called prostitutes, does that mean they have to fuck someone or do they just do pole dancing or something like that naked?
I think you know the answer. Especially considering you can hire strippers for any bachelor party.
The proper term is date or girlfriend. Hooker or prostitute would only be used by one of the jealous spouses in attendance, or the odd female banker.
The two dancers I brought to my father's last wedding, who happened to work at the bar right around the corner from his law firm, didn't do any dancing at the party. But the looks on his partners' faces were priceless.
Sometimes the point is surrealism, but I can't figure out if Munich Re is trying increase or decrease job applicants by releasing this sort of non-story.
I believe the proper term is "Party Girls", as opposed to dancers.
If you haven't read it yet here's an article speculating whether or not DSK was framed: http://thesilvergoldhedge.blogspot.com/2011/05/sdk-had-dollar-banksers-a...
Just like they framed Winthorpe.
Ooooh, Winthorpe.
I never would have thought that you could sink so low.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl_N2zowEYY&feature=related
Good thing we had the bailouts! Else 20 more would be on food stamps and unemployment. It's tricklin' down, I tell ya!
If the pattern holds, this leads me to believe Buffet is about to be exposed as a massive whore monger.
Not monger.
It's spelled Munger.
2007. Hmmm. Good news travels slow. I guess they’re still recovering from the 2008-2010 events at other undisclosed locations and will provide accurate head count for those at a later date. Or maybe 2007 was the last good time.
You can't have whores in a spa, but you can in Washington DC..
We know where the next party's gonna be!!!!
Insert gratuitous plug for a friend.. www.globalfreeenterprises.com
Hey, at least it's on topic!
They like big Bucks and they cannot lie..
Prostitutes ... Insurance Agents ... How do you tell them apart? Oh yeah, the agents look like proof of evolution.
Sorry, Handelsblatt says it was not Munich Re it was Hamburg Mannheimer now Ergo.
So no hookers for Warren?
Only 20? C'mon - probably more like 100
I was thinking, how the Hell would he know unless they charged it to the company? LOL.
First Dominique-Strauss Kahn, now billionaire and silver bull Hugo Salinas Price is fearful that something will happen to him next: http://thesilvergoldhedge.blogspot.com/2011/05/billionaire-hugo-salinas-...
I`m with the 20. they had a very hard day that night...
Nice job on that report Johnson, why dont you go have a three way with these hungarian twins, you deserve it!
Sounds like the coke parties The Street had in the 80s.
Now that's what I call a rewards party.
Maybe the senior management do abductions like in the movie "Taken" with Leam Neeson.
Becky Quick giving Buffet a quicky?
Wow, BRK loves Fur Burgers and Bearded Clams. Who would have thought? Does is go well woth KO?
every being has potential to be prostitute, one should just look at the mirror
Apparently one of thes prostitutes is also known as "Tony Blair"
J.P. Morgan is one his regular clients
we as human, men and women, just have to admit: pussy is ingrained and prevalent in every aspect of life. No sarcasm.