Buffett 10% Investment Munich Re Says 20 Prostitutes Attended Rewards Party

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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:55 | 1288547 Hard1
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A bit redundant, but: "Prostitutes bitchez!!!!!!"

BTW what was the company policy? a maximum of 15 per event?  Agents' rewards party in Budapest, what were they expecting to happen?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:57 | 1288585 Concentrated po...
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was Blythe among the 20?!?!?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:03 | 1288615 magpie
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imagine her in silver shorts...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:07 | 1288643 magpie
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or a naked short ?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:33 | 1288723 TomJoad
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Post of the day award goes to...... magpie!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:53 | 1289040 SparkyvonBellagio
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Was there a Becky there?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:15 | 1288655 Ahmeexnal
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By prostitutes do they mean government elected officials?
Wouldn't that be standard procedure?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:55 | 1289034 Pez
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or...How could you tell the sex workers from the clientele? They were the ones making an honest living.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 22:54 | 1290152 Papasmurf
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No, government elected officials would be hoes.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:20 | 1288675 Kyron95131
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im assuming anyone attending the party is a whore by definition, the fact that some where there just to peddle sex is moot

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:57 | 1288808 Crisismode
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"We already know what you are . . . now, we're just negotiating the price."

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:39 | 1289174 Badabing
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The oldest profession.

Very bullish for pussy!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:47 | 1288551 MiguelitoRaton
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Front run hooker parties bitchez!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:49 | 1288556 TruthInSunshine
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Well, we know that at least one of the 20 prostitutes was Buffet, and Munger was another.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:05 | 1288624 Robot Traders Mom
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Honestly, I'm really fucking jealous Buffet gets to put it in Becky Quick's ass...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:24 | 1288686 augie
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well she did go to rutgers...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:22 | 1288688 ColonelCooper
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Me too.  But thanks to your adding the mental image of Buffet's wrinkly old ball sack slapping her in the nootch, I have to remove her from the jerk bank.  Some images just can't be erased.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:16 | 1289562 Hulk
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LOL, at his age, they are wrapping around her thighs...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:35 | 1289637 ColonelCooper
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[Warren's ballsack slingshot around Becky Quick's thighs, catching Erin Burnett straight in the left eye.]

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:54 | 1288567 PulauHantu29
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Darn, my company gave me a mere two coupons for McDonald's. Not even 20 coupons....

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:56 | 1288581 the not so migh...
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10$ dollar itunes gift card here

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:07 | 1288631 Hugh G Rection
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case of blacklabel for me, would have preferred some hookers.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:41 | 1288766 augie
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ya know, i never would have guessed that.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:47 | 1288792 tmosley
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We make liquid nitrogen ice cream.

If you've never had it, know that you have not yet been born.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:57 | 1288814 Crisismode
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Does your tongue freeze to the cone?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:06 | 1288836 tmosley
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Nope--but the cream freezes so fast ice crystals don't form, making the resulting ice cream smoother than silk. By the time you get to eating it, it is "just" frozen.

http://www.polsci.wvu.edu/Henry/Icecream/Icecream.html

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:25 | 1288926 ColonelCooper
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Hey Mosley. Is that you in the apron?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:05 | 1289085 tmosley
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Nope. I have nothing to do with that. It was just the first link that had a description of the stuff when I typed in "liquid nitrogen ice cream" in Google.

Although there are pictures of me somewhere on the internet making some.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:09 | 1289309 ColonelCooper
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Whew!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:55 | 1288573 alien-IQ
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Prostitutes? Are you sure they weren't simply politicians?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:56 | 1288574 youngman
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Hey..Prostitutes buy insurance too....

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:53 | 1288576 Bubbles...bubbl...
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20? Was that it? They must be cutting back. 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:02 | 1288612 youngman
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no cutting back...higher productivity...20 pros can handle 2-300 tricks...got er covered

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:21 | 1288685 bushboy
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Fractional hooking ?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:38 | 1288740 Dr. Richard Head
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I'm calling for a run on the hookers.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:54 | 1288579 Translational Lift
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Isn't that the party DSK was flying back to before he got plucked off the Air France plane??

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:59 | 1289063 Rainman
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yes, the hos at the MRe party dress up as chambermaids coming to tidy things up. I understand the old guy's confusion now.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 04:23 | 1290560 StychoKiller
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Rainman FTW!!!!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:54 | 1288582 AgShaman
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Nice to see the "DSK" factor is already being addressed and "headed" off before the impasse.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:59 | 1288609 lizzy36
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I would say that this is more like the "Eliot Spitzer" factor. And it defiantly "headed" him off.

Odd how he resigned and his poltical life was over the moment client #9 hit the news. Yet DSK who has now been indicted on rape and sexual assault charges, remains the head of the IMF.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:22 | 1288681 AgShaman
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Fair enough....

....hey doesn't Eliot have his own teevee show now?

Maybe DSK could have his wife hook him up with a new teevee show?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 04:24 | 1290561 StychoKiller
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DSK threw in the (IMF) towel!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:29 | 1288948 fuu
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Ho-prime is contained.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:54 | 1288583 Bam_Man
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The entire Board of Directors.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:57 | 1288584 lizzy36
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Shocked. Absolutely Shocked.

One wonders about other Bank Holding Companies use of Christmas elvesto thank clients for their patronage (and commission dollars)

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:57 | 1288586 carbonmutant
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"Munich Re reiterated that Mr. Buffett doesn't plan to influence the company's management or dividend policy." ...hmmm

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:56 | 1288594 zebra
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this is just business as usual all over the world when needed.

nothing to watch here, move along.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:56 | 1288597 buzzsaw99
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I hope the girls got their money in advance.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:03 | 1288616 Ag1761
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Bet they got physical

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:47 | 1288781 augie
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Did you say? PHYSICAL?!

http://youtu.be/tAoDJcFU6iY

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