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Buffett 10% Investment Munich Re Says 20 Prostitutes Attended Rewards Party

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Just because today was lacking a little on the whole surreal news track:

  • MUNICH RE SAYS PROSTITUTES ATTENDED AGENTS' REWARD PARTY
  • MUNICH RE SAYS ABOUT 20 PROSTITUTES WERE AT 2007 BUDAPEST PARTY
  • MUNICH RE SAYS PROSTITUTE PARTY AT SPA VIOLATED COMPANY POLICY

Well at least someone was rewarded at the peak of the credit bubble. In completely unrelated news, Munich Re gets a Buffett boost

 

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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:55 | 1288547 Hard1
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A bit redundant, but: "Prostitutes bitchez!!!!!!"

BTW what was the company policy? a maximum of 15 per event?  Agents' rewards party in Budapest, what were they expecting to happen?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:57 | 1288585 Concentrated po...
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was Blythe among the 20?!?!?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:07 | 1288614 wang
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this is priceless from today's NYdailynews:

The only question is was the Beckster there?

Warren Buffett and George Soros, avoid each other at HBO party

Buffett, however, presided over a table of female (financial) journalists in the Pool Room, which is at the other end of a long passageway.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:03 | 1288615 magpie
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imagine her in silver shorts...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:03 | 1288627 wang
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why silver? 

 

edit

(forget it I'm slower than ususal today)

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:07 | 1288643 magpie
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or a naked short ?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:33 | 1288723 TomJoad
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Post of the day award goes to...... magpie!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:53 | 1289040 SparkyvonBellagio
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Was there a Becky there?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:15 | 1288655 Ahmeexnal
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By prostitutes do they mean government elected officials?
Wouldn't that be standard procedure?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:55 | 1289034 Pez
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or...How could you tell the sex workers from the clientele? They were the ones making an honest living.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 22:54 | 1290152 Papasmurf
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No, government elected officials would be hoes.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:20 | 1288675 Kyron95131
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im assuming anyone attending the party is a whore by definition, the fact that some where there just to peddle sex is moot

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:57 | 1288808 Crisismode
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"We already know what you are . . . now, we're just negotiating the price."

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:39 | 1289174 Badabing
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The oldest profession.

Very bullish for pussy!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:47 | 1288551 MiguelitoRaton
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Front run hooker parties bitchez!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:49 | 1288556 TruthInSunshine
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Well, we know that at least one of the 20 prostitutes was Buffet, and Munger was another.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:05 | 1288624 Robot Traders Mom
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Honestly, I'm really fucking jealous Buffet gets to put it in Becky Quick's ass...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:24 | 1288686 augie
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well she did go to rutgers...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:22 | 1288688 ColonelCooper
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Me too.  But thanks to your adding the mental image of Buffet's wrinkly old ball sack slapping her in the nootch, I have to remove her from the jerk bank.  Some images just can't be erased.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:16 | 1289562 Hulk
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LOL, at his age, they are wrapping around her thighs...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:35 | 1289637 ColonelCooper
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[Warren's ballsack slingshot around Becky Quick's thighs, catching Erin Burnett straight in the left eye.]

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:54 | 1288567 PulauHantu29
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Darn, my company gave me a mere two coupons for McDonald's. Not even 20 coupons....

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:56 | 1288581 the not so migh...
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10$ dollar itunes gift card here

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:07 | 1288631 Hugh G Rection
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case of blacklabel for me, would have preferred some hookers.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:41 | 1288766 augie
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ya know, i never would have guessed that.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:47 | 1288792 tmosley
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We make liquid nitrogen ice cream.

If you've never had it, know that you have not yet been born.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:57 | 1288814 Crisismode
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Does your tongue freeze to the cone?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:06 | 1288836 tmosley
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Nope--but the cream freezes so fast ice crystals don't form, making the resulting ice cream smoother than silk. By the time you get to eating it, it is "just" frozen.

http://www.polsci.wvu.edu/Henry/Icecream/Icecream.html

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:25 | 1288926 ColonelCooper
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Hey Mosley. Is that you in the apron?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:05 | 1289085 tmosley
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Nope. I have nothing to do with that. It was just the first link that had a description of the stuff when I typed in "liquid nitrogen ice cream" in Google.

Although there are pictures of me somewhere on the internet making some.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:09 | 1289309 ColonelCooper
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Whew!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:55 | 1288573 alien-IQ
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Prostitutes? Are you sure they weren't simply politicians?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:56 | 1288574 youngman
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Hey..Prostitutes buy insurance too....

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:53 | 1288576 Bubbles...bubbl...
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20? Was that it? They must be cutting back. 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:02 | 1288612 youngman
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no cutting back...higher productivity...20 pros can handle 2-300 tricks...got er covered

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:21 | 1288685 bushboy
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Fractional hooking ?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:38 | 1288740 Dr. Richard Head
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I'm calling for a run on the hookers.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:54 | 1288579 Translational Lift
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Isn't that the party DSK was flying back to before he got plucked off the Air France plane??

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:59 | 1289063 Rainman
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yes, the hos at the MRe party dress up as chambermaids coming to tidy things up. I understand the old guy's confusion now.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 04:23 | 1290560 StychoKiller
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Rainman FTW!!!!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:54 | 1288582 AgShaman
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Nice to see the "DSK" factor is already being addressed and "headed" off before the impasse.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:59 | 1288609 lizzy36
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I would say that this is more like the "Eliot Spitzer" factor. And it defiantly "headed" him off.

Odd how he resigned and his poltical life was over the moment client #9 hit the news. Yet DSK who has now been indicted on rape and sexual assault charges, remains the head of the IMF.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:22 | 1288681 AgShaman
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Fair enough....

....hey doesn't Eliot have his own teevee show now?

Maybe DSK could have his wife hook him up with a new teevee show?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 04:24 | 1290561 StychoKiller
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DSK threw in the (IMF) towel!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:29 | 1288948 fuu
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Ho-prime is contained.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:54 | 1288583 Bam_Man
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The entire Board of Directors.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:57 | 1288584 lizzy36
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Shocked. Absolutely Shocked.

One wonders about other Bank Holding Companies use of Christmas elvesto thank clients for their patronage (and commission dollars)

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:57 | 1288586 carbonmutant
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"Munich Re reiterated that Mr. Buffett doesn't plan to influence the company's management or dividend policy." ...hmmm

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:56 | 1288594 zebra
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this is just business as usual all over the world when needed.

nothing to watch here, move along.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:56 | 1288597 buzzsaw99
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I hope the girls got their money in advance.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:03 | 1288616 Ag1761
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Bet they got physical

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:47 | 1288781 augie
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Did you say? PHYSICAL?!

http://youtu.be/tAoDJcFU6iY

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:02 | 1288607 plocequ1
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This just in from Joe Weisenthal...... The market is up

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:02 | 1288610 Manthong
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That's why they get paid the big bucks. I wonder what the bar tab looked like.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:03 | 1288617 monkeys.pick.bottoms
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So there were 20 honest, hard-working people at the party?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:01 | 1288621 JP McManus
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Company policy states there must be AT LEAST 25 prostitutes at any corporate function. 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:13 | 1288649 AR15AU
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LMFAO....!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:56 | 1288813 crosey
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Cutbacks everywhere.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:02 | 1288622 Mongo
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Really?... or was it the PRESStitudes...?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:03 | 1288628 FoieGras
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Budapest escorts are some of the best in the world.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:11 | 1288644 rokakoma
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yep, I live in Budapest, but damn, I missed this party!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:00 | 1288828 CD
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Inventive handle. 

Üdv itt a "bolondokházában". Egy másik amit érdemes megnézni:

http://tfmetalsreport.blogspot.com/2011/02/preparing-accordingly-ii.html

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:10 | 1288641 LFMayor
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Good work if you can get it.   Oily fatcat banksta, that its... 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:14 | 1288651 Seasmoke
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was Becky Quick one of the 20 ?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:42 | 1288770 Seacap81
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Warren be nimble

Warren be quick

Warren jump over

That Becky Quick

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:41 | 1289431 optimator
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C'mon, Becky just get a little tip once in awhile.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:14 | 1288652 gratefultraveller
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How goes the old italian adage? "A pussy hair pulls more than twenty oxen".

I reckon that goes for sales motivation as well.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:15 | 1288657 tmosley
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There is no emoticon for what I am feeling right now.

Though there is an image macro: http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/146-what-the-fuck-am-i-reading.jpg

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:16 | 1288674 camoes
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In today 's world they will call this "Risk Management" ...aren't they hedging executives rape risk???

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:21 | 1288678 camoes
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If the IMF had implemented this risk management policy, they wouldn't be going thru the current crisis, I say prostitute hedging for all CEOs, CFOs, politicians!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:18 | 1288676 equity_momo
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Was a certain CNBC presenter amongst them?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:26 | 1288710 ebworthen
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Shit, and I got a frozen turkey.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:33 | 1288725 velobabe
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yes this does not make for surreal news, tyler† i have never been to a party where prostitutes are invited. i would like to ask this question. if they are called prostitutes, does that mean they have to fuck someone or do they just do pole dancing or something like that naked?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:38 | 1288752 tmosley
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I think you know the answer. Especially considering you can hire strippers for any bachelor party.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:55 | 1288811 Urban Redneck
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The proper term is date or girlfriendHooker or prostitute would only be used by one of the jealous spouses in attendance, or the odd female banker. 

The two dancers I brought to my father's last wedding, who happened to work at the bar right around the corner from his law firm, didn't do any dancing at the party.  But the looks on his partners' faces were priceless

Sometimes the point is surrealism, but I can't figure out if Munich Re is trying increase or decrease job applicants by releasing this sort of non-story. 

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:31 | 1289623 ColonelCooper
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I believe the proper term is "Party Girls", as opposed to dancers.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:39 | 1288757 silberblick
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If you haven't read it yet here's an article speculating whether or not DSK was framed: http://thesilvergoldhedge.blogspot.com/2011/05/sdk-had-dollar-banksers-a...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:55 | 1288790 Franken_Stein
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Just like they framed Winthorpe.

 

Ooooh, Winthorpe.

I never would have thought that you could sink so low.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl_N2zowEYY&feature=related

 

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:41 | 1288767 Caviar Emptor
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Good thing we had the bailouts! Else 20 more would be on food stamps and unemployment. It's tricklin' down, I tell ya!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:45 | 1288771 Quinvarius
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If the pattern holds, this leads me to believe Buffet is about to be exposed as a massive whore monger.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:44 | 1288780 Franken_Stein
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Not monger.

It's spelled Munger.

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:46 | 1288787 citta vritti
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2007. Hmmm. Good news travels slow. I guess they’re still recovering from the 2008-2010 events at other undisclosed locations and will provide accurate head count for those at a later date. Or maybe 2007 was the last good time. 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 16:55 | 1288805 Calculated_Risk
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"MUNICH RE SAYS PROSTITUTE PARTY AT SPA VIOLATED COMPANY POLICY"

 

You can't have whores in a spa, but you can in Washington DC..

We know where the next party's gonna be!!!!

Insert gratuitous plug for a friend.. www.globalfreeenterprises.com

Hey, at least it's on topic!

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:08 | 1288852 Jacks Cold Sweat
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They like big Bucks and they cannot lie..

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:09 | 1288859 The Alarmist
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Prostitutes ... Insurance Agents ... How do you tell them apart?  Oh yeah, the agents look like proof of evolution.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:22 | 1288908 Manipulism
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Sorry, Handelsblatt says it was not Munich Re  it was Hamburg Mannheimer now Ergo.

So no hookers for Warren?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:22 | 1288914 dexter_morgan
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Only 20? C'mon - probably more like 100

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 17:55 | 1289045 Quinvarius
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I was thinking, how the Hell would he know unless they charged it to the company?  LOL.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:02 | 1289064 silberblick
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First Dominique-Strauss Kahn, now billionaire and silver bull Hugo Salinas Price is fearful that something will happen to him next: http://thesilvergoldhedge.blogspot.com/2011/05/billionaire-hugo-salinas-...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:06 | 1289079 vocational tainee
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I`m with the 20. they had a very hard day that night...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:07 | 1289082 tslv50
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Nice job on that report Johnson, why dont you go have a three way with these hungarian twins, you deserve it!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:16 | 1289101 Iriestx
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Sounds like the coke parties The Street had in the 80s.

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:45 | 1289195 tallen
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Now that's what I call a rewards party.

 

Maybe the senior management do abductions like in the movie "Taken" with Leam Neeson.

Becky Quick giving Buffet a quicky?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:54 | 1289243 I am Jobe
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Wow, BRK loves Fur Burgers and Bearded Clams. Who would have thought? Does is go well woth KO?

 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:35 | 1289395 zabaneh atashin
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every being has potential to be prostitute, one should just look at the mirror 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 19:53 | 1289468 zippy_uk
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Apparently one of thes prostitutes is also known as "Tony Blair"

J.P. Morgan is one his regular clients

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:51 | 1289677 Sokhmate
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we as human, men and women, just have to admit: pussy is ingrained and prevalent in every aspect of life. No sarcasm.

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