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Bullets Shot At Pentagon From High Powered Rifle

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A green close is now guaranteed as the revolution is certainly priced in.

From Bloomberg:

The Pentagon’s main building was struck by several bullets about 5 a.m. Washington time today and officials are looking for the shooter, a Defense Department spokesman said.

Pentagon police heard five to seven rounds in the south parking lot area, prompting officials to shut down the building for about 40 minutes, said Colonel David Lapan.

“There was some minor damage to the exterior of the building but no penetration,” Lapan said. He said he doesn’t know how many bullets hit the building.

Pentagon officials scheduled an 11:30 a.m. press conference. The Defense Department and FBI are investigating.
The Pentagon is located in Virginia, just outside of Washington.

 

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Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:01 | 661427 Cognitive Dissonance
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The revolution's started? Why didn't someone Tweet me?

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:01 | 661435 SheepDog-One
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You didnt get the Tweet either?

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:33 | 661579 Sudden Debt
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Clearly the Terrorists sabotaged Twitter also!

THIS IS A NATIONWIDE ATTACK!!

WO III...

War for Oil III!!!!!

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:48 | 661653 A Nanny Moose
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Quick Barry, hit the "Kill Switch!!!"

No, not the red button!!!

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:07 | 661725 russki standart
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I smell a false flag.... just another excuse for the Feds to further trample upon our freedoms.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:16 | 661755 Boop
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Oh, come on!  Our government is not so incompetent as to stage such a measly attempt.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:25 | 661787 Mad Max
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Perhaps, but their subcontractors are.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:46 | 661873 ATTILA THE WIMP
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I must be the horrible terrible Osama bin Subcontractor.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:56 | 661909 fuu
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Now that Monsanto owns Blackwater I would believe it.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 20:35 | 663101 Grace
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Wait - What? Monsanto owns Blackwater?

Sources, please.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:30 | 661803 Cognitive Dissonance
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Well, first there's your plain vanilla garden variety "incompetence".

Then there's your feigned or pretend incompetence.

Then there's your deliberate incompetence.

Then there's your double secret probation incompetence. But if I told you about that I'd have to kill you afterward. So you see, it's just not that simple when it comes to government incompetence.

Thanks for stopping by, I'll be here all week.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:50 | 661890 pan-the-ist
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Bah.  Just Dick Cheney out deer hunting.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 18:31 | 662924 New_Meat
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kinda' like three ways to lie:

1.  Outright falsehood

2.  Half-truth, and my fave

3.  Actual truth, but told so unconvincingly that the other party knows that you are lying.

of course, No. 3 is the best artform.

- Ned

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:51 | 661854 knukles
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Yeah. 
Like that (Was it the underwear bomber?  Which still makes me wonder...) fellow who had no ticket (or a one way ticket) no passport or other valid ID, was escorted onto the plane in Amsterdam (Makes me wonder even more.  Whhhutjuzayman?) by a functionary of the US Gubamint in an attempt to destroy the plane on its way to..... Detroit! (Which makes me wonder even more. Like who got the idea of destroying people, places or things in or going to.... Detroit?) 

Yes indeed, does make me wonder.  Just sit back and enjoy Jerry Springer guest starring on Jersey Shore.  After all, all's well that ends strangely.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:07 | 661456 El Hosel
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  "a green close is now guaranteed as the revolution is certainly priced in"

 

  This is your captain speaking, please obey the no selling sign and prepare for take off.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:13 | 661484 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Probably a VET pissed off cause they are dying from DU exposure..

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:18 | 661515 Shameful
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I always wondered how the vets could mentally deal with being actively abused and killed by the organization they served.  It's a group of well trained, and probably well armed people who have been taken advantage of.  Seems like a sign of how unconcerned the oligarchs are if they can openly piss on their enforcers.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:16 | 661732 bronzie
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"a group of well trained, and probably well armed people who have been taken advantage of"

there have been movements by our supposed leaders to disarm all veterans - they know that these people are trained to kill and don't want to become the targets of said killers - a quick search found HR 2640 from 2007 (limited to veterans diagnosed with PTS but could be expanded to all vets) - who knows what other bills are lying in wait for the right 'crisis' to occur so they can be quickly enacted

interesting history of training humans to kill - a study inre WWI (iirc) found that only 7% of the troops were actually trying to kill other human beings - most ammo was not aimed at anything or was intentionally not aimed at other human beings - seems that humans aren't inately killers

this was unacceptable to the military leaders so they set about to change it - over the years they have learned to develop highly skilled killers - not surprising that they would be afraid to have those killers running around in society - it isn't the citizen's safety they are concerned about - it is their own

edit: a big part of making war is the propaganda surrounding 'the enemy' - have to demonize and de-humanize them so our troops won't feel remorse in killing them

the Nazis even got their 'scientists' to 'prove' that the Jews were sub-human

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 18:42 | 662945 New_Meat
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pissed me off no end when Big Sis called me an extremist.

and yes, "highly skilled killers" but not murderers (yet).

for your edit: not so much dehumanize the Tangos, the emotion one feels is the recoil into the shoulder.  Draftee Army--you be right.  Today: real professionals.

- Ned

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:20 | 661520 CPL
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I could guess it's someone determining wind, distance and accuracy.  Any of the guys I worked with in Bosnia would try to figure out all three all the time.  Occassionally though someone would sneeze and fire a round.  Not at anyone in particular mind you.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:35 | 661585 Cognitive Dissonance
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Five to seven sneezes? That's a very large "murder" of snipers.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:46 | 661639 CPL
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Can't build a sniper box trap with just one guy.  lol

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:22 | 661780 Cognitive Dissonance
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While I remarked on the number of snipers, what I was getting at was the coordinated sneeze among said snipers that released 5 to 7 rounds from 5 to 7 clips. Unless (of course) one or more of the snipers had multiple sneezes.

Sorry, but the idea doesn't pass the sneeze test. :>

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 14:10 | 661989 CPL
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It's the magic semi-automatic fifty bullet sniper theory.

 

I'm still wondering who they shot though.  Not like a building gets peppered in 45 calibre bullets from semi auto-sniper rifles just for fun.

 

5 bucks says they pinned someone to the wall.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 15:22 | 662287 Cognitive Dissonance
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You win the 5 bucks simply for having such a fertile imagination.

Look ma, no miracle......grow. :>)

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 16:39 | 662536 espirit
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Remington's?

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:56 | 661674 minus dog
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Give me a break.  DU is no more toxic than any other heavy metal - of which are are a fuckton, on the battlefield, lead primarily among them - and it's less radioactive than you are.   The DU issue is an old wives tale distributed by angsty trust fund kids wearing berets and handing out political pamphlets.

The soldiers know the military screws them.  They're rather tired of hearing people carry on about it from the sidelines. 

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:01 | 661702 tmosley
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Lead is soft, and doesn't aerosolize, unlike DU.

Also, DU has 60% the radioactivity of natural Uranium (which is different than enriched uranium).

Further, there are very strong indications of the toxicity and carcinogenicity of DU: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17508699

It is hard to study the effect directly on humans because there isn't really any way to control their dose without going Nazi scientist on the test subjects.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:34 | 661836 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Yea it has been tested...many times look @ the cancer & birth defects where DU has been used in controled doses...

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:21 | 661771 Cathartes Aura
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I didn't junk you - why bother - but anyone who thinks "DU issue is an old wives tale" is obviously invested in keeping reality at bay. . .

Leonard Dietz is a retired physicist from the Knolls Atomic Power Laboratory in upstate New York. Dietz, who pioneered the technology to measure uranium isotopes, is quoted as saying, "Anybody, civilian or soldier, who breathes these particles has a permanent dose, and it's not going to decrease very much over time. . .In the long run. . .veterans exposed to ceramic uranium oxide have a major problem."

taken from "Depleted Uranium for Dummy's" an (un)easy read for those who haven't bothered until now. . .

http://www.countercurrents.org/hall230306.htm

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:08 | 661727 Black Friday
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One of my old friends who served in the first gulf war died from possible DU exposure. He was a grunt, after the war he remained to decommission vehicles destroyed in battle.

Years later a tumor developed in his brain. After removing it in surgery and chemotherapy, "complications" arose. It seems the water around his brain was completely irradiated.

Of course the doctors had no idea why, none of us did as it was the early 2000s, but I had suspicions. Later, after some research I found out about DU shells and it became clear what happened.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:33 | 661826 Cathartes Aura
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the government are pathological liars - anyone who reads this site should agree with this by now - why on earth would anyone believe the lies told on behalf of "national security" - which are legion. . .

* Since 1991, the U.S. has released the radioactive atomicity equivalent of at least 400,000 Nagasaki bombs into the global atmosphere. That is 10 times the amount released during atmospheric testing which was the equivalent of 40,000 Hiroshima bombs. The U.S. has permanently contaminated the global atmosphere with radioactive pollution having a half-life of 2.5 billion years.

* The U.S. has illegally conducted four nuclear wars in Yugoslavia, Afghanistan and twice in Iraq since 1991, calling DU "conventional" weapons when in fact they are nuclear weapons.

http://tuberose.com/Depleted_Uranium.html

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 16:54 | 662620 toddcfairchild
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You are really really REALLY offbase posting this garbage.  This is just as absurd as the nonsense the government tries to feed us.  Is DU potentially harmful?  Maybe, I don't know, I'm not a scientist.  But I can tell you for DAMN sure former yugoslavia is far from unihabitable.  You should be completely ashamed of yourself.

Fri, 10/22/2010 - 16:03 | 670416 Cathartes Aura
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what is your criteria for "habitable" toddcfairchild?  is fallujah "habitable"? is afghanistan "habitable"?  everywhere, and anywhere is "habitable" until those inhabiting die, right?

Is DU potentially harmful?  Maybe, I don't know, I'm not a scientist.

nor am I - but Doug Rokke is,

Doug Rokke has a PhD in health physics and was originally trained as a forensic scientist.  When the Gulf War started, he was assigned to prepare soldiers to respond to nuclear, biological, and chemical warfare, and sent to the Gulf.  What he experienced has made him a passionate voice for peace, travelling the country to speak out. 

http://www.yesmagazine.org/issues/our-planet-our-selves/594

and he has plenty of information, documented, with pictures, available for you to learn from, should you wish. . .

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:39 | 661847 tallystick
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The only way you're going to  neutralize DU exposure long term is by getting it out of the body.  How to do that? You must ingest something that can pull that DU out of the body.  Sulfur forms compounds with uranium, and there are a number of sulfur containing vitamins that can bind to uranium, allowing your body to excrete it out. This is called chelation therapy, the use of metal binding compounds to remove metals from the body. 

 

Alpha lipoic acid (ALA) is one example of a chelating vitamin that you  can get at any grocery store. It has a double sulfur bond that is broken and binds to uranium. ALA is cheap($1/day), acts as a water and fat soluble antioxidant, and is naturally found in broccoli, spinach, and other leafy greens.

It takes time to reduce heavy metal accumulation in the body. I haven't personally been exposed to DU, but I take ALA to reduce the impact of normal environmental exposure to heavy metals.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 14:34 | 662131 Cathartes Aura
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great post tallystick, and bound to be useful in removing the aluminium, barium and other nano-particles being heavily sprayed in most NATO alliance countries now, particularly amrka:

CHEMTRAIL SCIENTISTS SPEAK OUT
Ohio is the home of Wright-Patterson Air Force Base tasked with developing Tesla, HAARP and related weather modification technology. In December 2001, a Lawrence Livermore scientist on loan to Wright-Pat told Columbus Alive reporter Bob Fitrakis that two different projects were being conducted. One involved spraying microscopic aluminum particles parallel lines, X-patterns and grids to create artificial cloud cover and lessen global warming. Barium chemtrails were being used to direct the military's beam weapon in Alaska called HAARP for 3-D imaging, electronic warfare - and steering the jet stream. [Columbus Alive Dec 6/01]

http://www.willthomasonline.net/Obama_Considers_Chemtrails.html

also helpful is fresh cilantro, which can remove heavy metals from the body organs - link has information, and a couple of easy recipes for pesto:

http://www.mnwelldir.org/docs/detox/cilantro.htm

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:54 | 661904 tallystick
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The only way you're going to  neutralize DU exposure long term is by getting it out of the body.  How to do that? You must ingest something that can pull that DU out of the body.  Sulfur forms compounds with uranium, and there are a number of sulfur containing vitamins that can bind to uranium, allowing your body to excrete it out. This is called chelation therapy, the use of metal binding compounds to remove metals from the body. 

 

Alpha lipoic acid (ALA) is one example of a chelating vitamin that you  can get at any grocery store. It has a double sulfur bond that is broken and binds to uranium. ALA is cheap($1/day), acts as a water and fat soluble antioxidant, and is naturally found in broccoli, spinach, and other leafy greens.

It takes time to reduce heavy metal accumulation in the body. I haven't personally been exposed to DU, but I take ALA to reduce the impact of normal environmental exposure to heavy metals.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 18:47 | 662951 New_Meat
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how does a vet know he's dying from DU exposure?  All of the playing fields are well away from where the M-1's romped.

DU exposure is BS:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranium-238

Can you bring any data to support your statement?   (pant-pant eagerly awaiting your response).

- Ned

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:14 | 661489 chet
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The revolution will not be Twitterized.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:21 | 661527 CPL
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It will be in glorious colorvision right out the window.

 

"Bob did you get my tweet about my house on fire?"

"Fuck no Frank, didn't have time while army standard issue boots were curb stomping me."

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:32 | 661570 Things that go bump
Tue, 10/19/2010 - 14:01 | 661939 His Dudeness
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"The Pentagon is located in Virginia, just outside of Washington."

Oh, THAT Pentagon!

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 15:13 | 662228 cowdiddly
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Yes and the high powered bullets fired from the grassy knoll area have left holes that have been determined to be larger than the one left by the 747. 

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 16:43 | 662552 espirit
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Everybody knows that it's Hunting Season.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:01 | 661428 SheepDog-One
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Hey dont look at me! Im all the way in out Colorado...I may be a good shot and all but thats WAY too far a distance!

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:02 | 661436 Cognitive Dissonance
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Don't be modest. I know you can take the long shot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooter_(film)

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:09 | 661465 hedgeless_horseman
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He's not modest.  He's Meeker.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:01 | 661429 azengrcat
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No bullets for the Fed?

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:04 | 661445 infotechsailor
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does the Fed have their own snipers ...?

quick, we need a distraction from QE2, fraudclosure, gold prices, etc...

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 14:40 | 662158 Lucky Guesst
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Yeah, the NY alien invasion last week didn't work!

We might should pretend this sniper distraction worked, else they give us a better one!

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:01 | 661434 whopper
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Whew..Finally, the people have had enough of It. All I can say is that it's about time. Join your local militia and support the revolution against Washington DC elitists.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:03 | 661438 Ms. Erable
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For some reason, the headline makes me think of a mosquito on an elephant's ass.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:46 | 661642 Oh regional Indian
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Exactly Ms. Exactly.

Pea-shooting false flagging bullshit.

High-powered rifle. I guess we get to take their word for it eh?

Anyone remember the magic Pentalawn? 

http://thewebfairy.com/killtown/pentalawn.html

All the evidence I needed.

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com

 

 

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:10 | 661735 A Nanny Moose
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Does it require mowing?

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:18 | 661766 Cognitive Dissonance
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The sheep take care of that.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 14:09 | 661979 Oh regional Indian
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You mean the sheep-le, right?

;-)

 

ORI

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 15:33 | 662308 Cognitive Dissonance
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No, I mean the sheep.

In a cost cutting measure to reduce Pentagon spending from 50% of the total world's defense spending down to 49.99999999999999% of the world's defense spending, the Pentagon announced today that they've fired the landscaping crew and will bring in a bunch of sheep.

No word yet on whether they will be Democrat or Republican sheep.

Said the Pentagon spokesman, "And the best part is that after the sheep have been fattened up for a few years, the officer's mess can slaughter them and have one hell of a barbecue. You know, for morale. The wool will be used to knit warm socks for those officers transferred to Ice Station Zebra."

The sheep failed to respond to requests for comment.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 15:46 | 662355 Ms. Erable
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"... and tonight on 60 Minutes... why does the Pentagon spend $50,000 a year to feed one sheep? And why do they feed 250,000 of them?".

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 16:55 | 662609 Cognitive Dissonance
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LOL

Sheep-gate is just around the corner.

Then of course, there will be that terrible sheep "gap" between the USA and a resurgent Russia.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 18:50 | 662957 New_Meat
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that's baaaaaad.

and don't get behind me; I bite.

- Ned

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 22:18 | 663259 Hephasteus
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2 million rockwell hardness bermuda grass bitches!!!!

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:39 | 661742 DosZap
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Exactly, some damn Gang banger firing a Chi Com semi auto version of an AK doing a drive by.With that piss ant round.


Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:03 | 661439 Glass Steagall
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Natives are getting restless, Bitchez!

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:04 | 661442 frankTHE COIN
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In Chris Rocks world all bullets cost $ 5,000 apiece. Somebody is really pissed.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:04 | 661443 lsbumblebee
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Why bother with bullets? It's been proven you can fly a hijacked Boeing 757 through NORAD defense systems for more than an hour and crash right into it.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:06 | 661452 Sudden Debt
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Yeah, but fuel prices are up X4 since then. Don't you got anything cheaper?

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:10 | 661474 NotApplicable
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How about a bus? There are hundreds there throughout the day.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:16 | 661500 CPL
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One step further...

 

Fleet of segways.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:35 | 661588 Sudden Debt
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ATTACK OF THE SEGWAYS!!

 

my god...

 

this... might well be... our last post... as the story develops...

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:48 | 661650 CPL
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It has all the angles.  It's greenish, runs against the oil kleptocracy, reasonably priced and it was also bailed out by proxy of the car bailout nonsense.

 

that my friend is a story waiting in the wings....

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 14:50 | 662168 Problem Is
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This incident will be the excuse for an FBI-NSA crack down on all dissenters and ZH commenters...

 Followed by the post election roll out of TARP2...

And passing the Dodd "anything = notarized in fraudclosure court" bill...

I see the reactionary repression coming to defend bankster bonuses...

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:52 | 661660 redpill
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Better a Segway than a segue, I hate it when we go OT

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:58 | 661914 knukles
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Oh man, this is better than Jerry Springer on Jersey Shore!
And they all die chasing Snookie over the railing outside the Hot Topic lingere display on the 5th floor of the mall.

awsome

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 16:46 | 662568 espirit
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Sorry but our leader and founder has passed.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 17:15 | 662713 Sudden Debt
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Old Yeller?

 

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:30 | 661559 MayIMommaDogFac...
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The bus is 10 miles out sir, does the order still stand?

 

Of course the order still stands -- have you heard anything to the contrary?!?!?

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 14:02 | 661942 andyupnorth
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+ 7... WTC

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 15:03 | 662226 infotechsailor
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/ amazed that Norman Mineta has yet to be suicided /

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:15 | 661497 lsbumblebee
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How about Ben's helicopter? It's obvious he's not using it since the USD looks so strong.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:55 | 661678 moldygoat
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And the extra baggage fees!

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:34 | 661582 Horatio Beanblower
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Is Uncle Dick at it again? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO-9LQDFE2Y

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:05 | 661444 SheepDog-One
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OH WAIT I get it! 'Bullets fired at Pentagramgon', so all weapons must be confiscated now...perfectly clear!

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:12 | 661477 Bob
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At the very least, we're gonna have to put out the word that people who own guns should be viewed with suspicion by one and all. 

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:39 | 661605 DosZap
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DHS already did that, and more.....caught so much crap over it, a retraction and apology was made.

Seems everyone on the LIST was considered an American Patriot, and model citizen.( i.e.) a regular American...............Non Socialistas.

Probably a pissed of Union worker, or ACORN member.

The Pentagon?,Lot better targets to go after IMHO,if one had a mind to. LOL

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:45 | 661637 Bob
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I can't imagine what you're talking about. 

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:14 | 661749 DosZap
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Which part?.

I will explain.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:41 | 661856 Bob
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Better targets.  Please don't. 

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:08 | 661447 John McCloy
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CNBS will shortly Report:

That the suspect was wearing a Ron Paul shirt, wrapped in an Gadsden Flag, carrying a sack of gold and silver coins, listening to Infowars broadcasts on his Iphone and had a Zero Hedge tattoo on his forehead and screaming "Glenn Beck" as he fired.

He reportedly is the same man accused of molesting women along side Julian Assange in Paris last month and was also seen stepping on Maltese puppies to death outside prior to the shooting.

More as they get it. Our next guest actual believes this could be the catalyst for another 300 point move up in stocks.

 

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:08 | 661464 Glass Steagall
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Bloomberg is reporting that it was a disgruntled hedge fund manager that had run his Range Rover out of gas for the second time in a month and just snapped.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:13 | 661485 NotApplicable
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If so, that's got to be the strangest reaction to running out of gas yet.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:21 | 661776 Diogenes
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If so, that's got to be the strangest reaction to running out of gas yet.

Really? I though for an American, the automatic solution for every problem was to take a gun and shoot somebody.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 16:47 | 662571 Real Estate Geek
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Really? I though for an American, the automatic solution for every problem was to take a gun and shoot somebody.

Really?  Then you're a moron.

Wed, 10/20/2010 - 08:32 | 663780 Justibone
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+1

For him to paint with so broad a brush is... artless.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:15 | 661494 bigdumbnugly
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he will also be certainly be decscribed as a global-warming debunker

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 14:17 | 662026 goldsaver
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Nah, hedge fund manager's weapon of choice is the iPad.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:10 | 661472 Sudden Debt
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HE KILLED PUPPIES?!!

MY GOD!! IS THIS WHAT THE WORLD HAS TURNED INTO?!!!

THE MADNESS!!

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:31 | 661563 Thunder Dome
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The man you describe must be ELIMINATED!

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:34 | 661580 SWRichmond
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You forgot home-schooler, militia member, carrying an assault rifle with high capacity magazines, (angry) middle aged white male.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:40 | 661608 Bob
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They're gonna pin it on one of the Radical Oath Keepers:

http://oathkeepers.org/oath/

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:41 | 661853 DosZap
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They going to SEIZE the baby again??.......Oh No!!!!

Fkin Morons.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:44 | 661867 Bob
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When I actually checked that org out, I couldn't fucking believe what a scam had been put on the public via MSM. 

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:53 | 661668 Oh regional Indian
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And someone who had the nerve to grow his own heirloom tomatoes to boot!

 

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:46 | 661874 Bob
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I had some neighbors who tried that.  I reported 'em.  The place is empty now.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 14:39 | 662157 Oh regional Indian
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:-)

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 18:59 | 662979 knukles
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foreclosure or forbidden?

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:15 | 661752 DosZap
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JM, Good one.............+100

Exactly what the DHS will report.

Disenfranchised ZH'er.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:18 | 661768 Rusty_Shackleford
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I wonder, will they pay royalties to Matthew Bracken?

 

Enemies Foreign and Domestic

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:59 | 661929 knukles
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+ Priceless

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:06 | 661451 jkruffin
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People are getting pinched more and more by government, and they will be forced to take our country back.  Americans need to stop being so passive.  This is a country of the people, by the people, for the people, and this government thinks they control us, and are getting braver and braver each day.  That is where the problem begins.  When is the last time the government acted on behalf of the people and what they wanted???  It's been a long long time.  I'm just waiting for the day of the 10 million man march on Capital Hill.  Throw the bums out.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:09 | 661468 HelluvaEngineer
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I'd rather someone park their cement mixer in front of the Pentagon.  This stunt is stupid and pointless.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:21 | 661523 tmosley
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Unless they hit something or someone we aren't being told about.

Can't have an uprising now, can we?

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 21:16 | 663161 spinone
Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:41 | 661612 Shameful
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March on the capital?  Got to think the real answer is march on state capitals and taking them back.  The Fed gov is insulated from the anger of the people, look at TARP.  But take the state houses and nullify laws or leave the union and that will turn heads much faster then a rally or angry phone call.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 19:04 | 662986 New_Meat
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stop the NYC bonuses and BK Bloomberg's empire.  40K people were paying 1/2 of the NYC Budget.  Guess that's why O has done "financial reform". 

- Ned

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:07 | 661453 HarryWanger
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No wonder the market is moving higher. Looking more and more like a green day again for everything, even AAPL, but not gold. 

Market always wins these days.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:30 | 661564 Spalding_Smailes
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Green day.

She is down 100 ...

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:39 | 661602 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Don't want to be an American idiot.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 14:07 | 661968 fuu
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Down 209...

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:06 | 661454 buzzsaw99
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minor damage? How many billions does that cost?

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 14:05 | 661954 kaiserhoff
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only too true.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 16:50 | 662599 espirit
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Probably have to build a new one out of range.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:07 | 661458 haskelslocal
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If a shot is fired at the Pentagon, can a Bank PR rep hear it?

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:12 | 661480 Sudden Debt
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Maybe not, but I'm sure somebody is packaging it and selling it for a price.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 14:02 | 661943 knukles
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With a bankrupt momoline mulitline guarantor AAA rating. 

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 17:17 | 662720 Sudden Debt
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Add some stars to it, new year is getting close and that might make it sell better: +AAA+

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:08 | 661462 HelluvaEngineer
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Yawn.  High powered = not a 22LR.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:13 | 661483 SGTbull07
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shocker... another false flag?  ...and a Black Swan event coming to a main stream media theater near you soon, no doubt...

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:21 | 661516 Bob
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Just another envious nutjob who hates America (and what could be more American than our beloved Pentagon) for our freedoms.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:26 | 661540 FullFaithAndCretin
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What freedoms. Oh yeah, your free markets.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:03 | 661709 tmosley
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Who's what now?

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:14 | 661490 augmister
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And so it begins.......

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:59 | 661692 Ms. Erable
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Would that the sheeple were so enterprising. Then again, I think most people with a 'particular mindset' are waiting for 'someone else to start it', giving them some form of 'permission' to do what many people believe needs to be done.

Wed, 10/20/2010 - 08:34 | 663788 Justibone
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I think the threshold will be about 30%, give or take.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:14 | 661493 Cactus Rocky
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"about 5 a.m. ... minor damage...no penetration,”

Been there.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:17 | 661506 Sudden Debt
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if you spit on it, the penetration is will be more easy.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:18 | 661509 bigdumbnugly
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we were just saying they make a little blue pill for that, rocky.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:27 | 661545 kridkrid
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Fantastic

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:33 | 661576 MayIMommaDogFac...
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+7.5"

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:43 | 661622 Cognitive Dissonance
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7.5"?

I only have....er....never mind.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:18 | 661764 A Nanny Moose
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You must Quantitatively Ease it, grasshopper

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:16 | 661499 Sudden Debt
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PICTURE OF THE HIGH POWER WEAPON USED IN THE PENTAGON INCIDENT:

http://i.ebayimg.com/19/!B4+MoGgEWk~$(KGrHqYOKi!E)+pg!-bqBMr53EEuL!~~_3.JPG

 

The Terrorist, a 6 year old, was shot in the head while trying to escape into his fathers car who was at the moment dropping off his wife at the pentagon.

As we speak, both parents are being waterboarded for further intell.

We'll keep you posted!

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:17 | 661505 OnTheWaterfront
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Sounds like Blackwater trying to drum up more goveremnt contracts.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 16:53 | 662618 espirit
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It's Ze now.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:17 | 661508 trav7777
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how do we know he was actually shooting with intent to hit the Pentagon?

Let's wait for some facts before INFERRING what we might like to be the case.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:25 | 661538 Sudden Debt
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IT CLEARLY HAPPEND IN NORTH AMERICA!!! WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU WANT TRAV??!!!

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:18 | 661510 NotApplicable
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According to another Pentagon Force Protection Agency spokesman, Terry Sutherland, two bullets hit the Pentagon on the south side of the building -- one striking a window and the other hitting the building itself. This is an unoccupied part of the building that is being renovated.

Wait, an unoccupied portion of the Pentagon undergoing renovation is once again under attack?

Gonna have to call shennanigans on that.

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:21 | 661524 Glass Steagall
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False flag, Bitchez!

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:37 | 661595 Battleaxe
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Time to suspend more civil liberties I guess. All in the name of patriotism!

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 13:05 | 661716 Glass Steagall
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"They hate us for our freedom."

That's it! If we give up our freedom, they won't hate us anymore. Perfect.

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

BTW Battleaxe, I know you were on the right side of the sarcasm with your post. +1

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