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Canadians Halt Options Trading With California Residents Due To Unpaid Bills

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This is what happens when you live in a bankrupt state: one by one the big exchanges stop trading with you.

Please be advised that there has been an unforeseen delay in renewing CDCC’s annual application with the State of California.

Due to this delay, CDCC options may not at this time and until further notice be sold or offered for sale in the state of California and to California residents until the annual application process is completed.

How does one now buy December $0 Puts on Sacramento? Perhaps Arnie can do another garage sale and pay up before the NYSE and NASDAQ follow suit and block all equity trading for Californians. 

h/t Rod




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Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:27 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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So this is what a collapse looks like at the molecular level...

My God, it's full of stars...

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:33 | Link to Comment Project Mayhem
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hahahah

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:34 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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What I meant by that is that each one of these up close is amazing in and of itself, seeing the connections, the horror, the impact on individual lives. And then to take your attention away from all of the details to pull back and get the big picture, well, it is hard to do, the ADD just pulls me back in.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:41 | Link to Comment Project Mayhem
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oh i understand and i agree , i was laughing because i thought it was clever  :)

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:53 | Link to Comment My cognitive di...
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hahaha

Good one.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 17:36 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Actually, if you check our time posts you will see I could not suppress my own need to elaborate. No offense taken at all.

Again, I am just so glad you didn't blow yourself up, in that garage, with all that gasoline. We were really worried about you. I had asked around. There was discussion. I don't think I am giving too much away...;-D

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:52 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:28 | Link to Comment Harbourcity
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"Will work for options trading"

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:31 | Link to Comment tradertim
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"Perhaps Arnie can do another garage sale and pay up before the NYSE and NASDAQ follow suit and block all equity trading for Californians."

yikes!! I live in california! now i'll have to move to texas to keep trading. a state which is thinking of seceding.

'Whether Secession or Nullification, We All Want Freedom and Independence'

http://www.thecypresstimes.com/article/News/Opinion_Editorial/WHETHER_SECESSION_OR_NULLIFICATION_WE_ALL_WANT_FREEDOM_AND_INDEPENDENCE/24151

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:46 | Link to Comment VLee
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The Republic of Texas shall rise again.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:11 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:26 | Link to Comment mgarrett84
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I hope those succession dopes do rise, being propelled by a boot in their collective a$$es

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:11 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:14 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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They will be the first. Them and Alaska will want out of the US once the currency crisis starts to play out.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:47 | Link to Comment mgarrett84
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Yea Some true patriotic americans there.  The Sheiks of the West.  HAhahaha

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 21:44 | Link to Comment Audicar (not verified)
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:31 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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 Guns n Butter

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:33 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:13 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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Bums in Gutter?

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 18:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:19 | Link to Comment Steak
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McDonalds n Missiles

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 18:09 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:35 | Link to Comment max2205
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and to California residents until the annual application process

 

huh?... why do they care what State your from....C's on foreheads please

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:08 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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C's?  How about L's...

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 21:44 | Link to Comment Audicar (not verified)
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:35 | Link to Comment crzyhun
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As they say, "You cannot make this sh1t up!"

LOL

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:38 | Link to Comment Project Mayhem
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Igor Panarin says

"“The 2009 US budget deficit is 4.5 times the 2008 deficit, while firearms sales are up 40%. On October 1, the coupons that were given to state workers are to be cashed out. When the workers realize that they are getting nothing for those coupons, they will take out their firearms and chaos will unfold."

 

http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-08-31/months-left-us-collapse.html

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:26 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 20:19 | Link to Comment Project Mayhem
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Hahah yeah you are probably right.  It's California so they'll probably just complain alot.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:38 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Great, what next - halting IOUs for IOIs?

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:42 | Link to Comment Project Mayhem
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I think we could make billions off an IOU-derivative dark pool pyramid scheme.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Nah, JPM beat us to the punch.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:40 | Link to Comment What_Me_Worry
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Good thing AIG/FNM/FRE/C/BAC options aren't trading on that exchange or there would be riots right now.

Canada wouldn't accept California IOUs?

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Bolweevil
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Soon California won't accept California IOU's.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:23 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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Cant wait to win the Lotto and get paid with an IOU...

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:57 | Link to Comment rD2.0
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Is today's collapse to Flash Orders ban ? HFT firms not able to pump up the market... so everybody is selling?

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:58 | Link to Comment rD2.0
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Tue, 09/01/2009 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:14 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:16 | Link to Comment digalert
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But wait, Kollyfornya said they would stop issuing IOU's in September. They got some money now. wanna buy a park or a prison?

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:48 | Link to Comment George the baby...
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It won't be long now.  I got a call.....

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 16:49 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 09/01/2009 - 18:54 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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I am fairly confident that most people in California couldn't find Portland on a map, nevermind Canada.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 19:00 | Link to Comment Uros Slokar
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Lizzy, let's not set the bar so high, and start with finding Sacramento first.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 17:18 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 17:21 | Link to Comment walküre
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Protectionism taken to a whole new level.

"Trade" wars will follow.

Canadians no longer allowed into Disneyland.

So, there ya go. Problem fixed.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 17:39 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Yeah, and we won't sell Canada Marvel comix either! Or is Marvel going to pass on that deal with Disney, for fear of getting a California IOU?

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 18:58 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Disneyland = obese and morbidly obese Americans from the fly over states all trying to out eat one another with massive amounts of low quality over priced crap food. In between eating they attempt to wedge themselves into rides.  Not so much the magic kingdom as an advertisement for gastric bypass surgery

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 23:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 09/02/2009 - 01:05 | Link to Comment Ghettomedic
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You know as people get bigger and fatter, the world does seem like a smaller place. It's just foreshadowing.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 17:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 17:53 | Link to Comment DaddyWarbucks
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Can you post a link?

Wed, 09/02/2009 - 03:38 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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http://seekingalpha.com/article/156663-local-currencies-now-thriving#com...

Umm we are a parallel processing engine now. Some will be ahead of others but it will all happen in parallel.

Sadly since this an end of the creation level event. The powers that be will be facing every type of revolt they've ever faced all at once.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 17:44 | Link to Comment e1even1
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tyler, this type of column is your forte. your true calling.

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 21:44 | Link to Comment Audicar (not verified)
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 21:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/01/2009 - 23:35 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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Hey!!!! I spend most of my time in California and all those hurtful truths are, well... truthful.  The sad truth is that of the Californians that I talk to, most think that everything will be back to normal by Christmas.

 

Tue, 09/01/2009 - 23:48 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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