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Cartoon Recreation Of The DSK Fiasco

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Well, it's not the Taiwanese animation geniuses from Next Media Animation (yet), but it will do for now. Everyone still confused by what happened to DSK on Saturday is encouraged to watch this animated version (sorry, no bears). Ignore the Chinese: it speaks for itself.

h/t pzil

 

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Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:00 | 1279421 dr_teeth
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hahah, even on the plane he was trying to mack

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:16 | 1279759 Hedgetard55
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+55

 

Thanks for the chuckle.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:52 | 1279889 66Sexy
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wow, such banker arrogance. Fuckin' sexy.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:47 | 1279884 Weisbrot
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just another circus side show

from the clown that runs the IMF

 

 

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 17:01 | 1280665 Frankie Carbone
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Kung Pao, Ching, Koy, Chang. Shaoyun, Chinga, Yin Yang. 

 

And that's all I have to say about that. 

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 11:58 | 1279422 Mongo
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LMAO

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:01 | 1279423 snakeboat
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can't we all go with vimeo from now on - youtube's behind the great firewall at my corp jail...

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:19 | 1279506 Cognitive Dissonance
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Change jails.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:33 | 1279568 TheTmfreak
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You're right. During a great recovery like we are having now, switching jobs/jails for personal internet access does sound like sound advice!

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:54 | 1279905 Cognitive Dissonance
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Slave mentality.

Either accept the conditions of slavery or fight. But to bitch and not fight just proves the mentality.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:03 | 1279427 DK Delta
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Mon, 05/16/2011 - 11:59 | 1279428 DK Delta
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Funny, but so is this:


DSK to star opposite Jennifer Lopez in “Maid in Manhattan 2: austerity comes to America”

http://coveringdelta.wordpress.com/2011/05/16/dominique-strauss-kahn-stars-opposite-jennifer-lopez-in-maid-in-manhattan-2-austerity-comes-to-america/

 

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 11:59 | 1279429 ml8ml8
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Who's going to play DSK in the movie version?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:06 | 1279448 Atomizer
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 Ron Jeremy

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:11 | 1279485 GoinFawr
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Classic!

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:08 | 1279474 Irwin Fletcher
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John Lithgow, Roman Polanski, or Mel Gibson.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:35 | 1279598 BobPaulson
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Didn't know John Lithgow had a history. Got a link?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:06 | 1279732 GoinFawr
Mon, 05/16/2011 - 17:49 | 1280814 Irwin Fletcher
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Sorry, misleading comment. Should have distinguished between people talented at pretending to act scummy and those to whom it comes naturally.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 22:37 | 1281661 BobPaulson
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Gotcha. Not that it matters, was just morbidly curious how he got on the list with the other two demostrably psychotic nutjobs.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 11:59 | 1279430 Ecoman11
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Ahhh ha ha ha ha

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:04 | 1279437 svc101
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Can you say, "In flagrante delicto"?

 

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:01 | 1279438 weltvermesser
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Chairsatan calling DSK: Don`t you worry. It`s all transitory! We`re already priting the money to bail you out. A trillion $ should be good for this little b****

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:05 | 1279442 gbresnahan
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LOL!!

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:05 | 1279458 TheTmfreak
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So are they going to release this as a video game or what?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:19 | 1279514 Things that go bump
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If you win the game to you get a virtual blow job, or is that if you lose?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:28 | 1279557 TheTmfreak
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It virtually feels good as well.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:59 | 1279694 Sudden Debt
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Yes, but it will be X rated.

The name will be: "Financial puppet masters gang bang"

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:06 | 1279461 Horatio Beanblower
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The filthy bastard was smiling when he got arrested.  After seeing him smile, I now know that he did it.  I'm shocked, shocked, shocked.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:44 | 1279631 lynnybee
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 " I'm shocked, shocked, shocked. "   ......... yes, well, I'm also shocked !  this is totally outrageous !   everyday it's another revelation for me !   everyday I go onto ZEROHEDGE website to find out what's new & what "the guys" are talking about today & I've learned so much in the past 18 months .......... ALL OF IT SHOCKING !  & it just gets worse & worse & now instead of retiring, I find that I must now fight back against a criminal syndicate of bankers & go into self-protection mode.  

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 18:17 | 1280887 Freddie
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Based on what is in the news: the maid knocked three tiems and each time yelling room service louder.  Rang a door bell.  He was not supposed to be there.  He jumped her and was violent.  I like how he allegedly resisted arrest on the plane.  The arrogance.  Nice job by the NYPD and the lady for fighting off this piece of filth.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 22:34 | 1281655 blunderdog
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Yeah, but he had that DO NOT DISTURB thing on the doorknob.

Castle doctrine, yo.  If a maid tries to enter your room without proper cause, you have every right to rape her.

(I think the prosecution is going to have to focus primarily on the fact that he chased her down the hallway, which it difficult to justify.)

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:10 | 1279468 Trying to Understand
Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:08 | 1279473 weltvermesser
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But if DSK is found "not guilty" he can make a facebook group with Assange: PVoFRA - prominent victims of false rape allergations - i`m sure it will be popular and growing very fast!

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:12 | 1279477 mynhair
Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:11 | 1279490 unclebill
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So fucked up lol... made my day!!!!

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:18 | 1279503 velobabe
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well she l o_o k s the part of a chambermaid. those old school outfits probably turn old men like him, on. humans have de_gressed.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:25 | 1279526 Herman Strandsc...
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In Japan they wear NBC Suits.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:18 | 1279766 InconvenientCou...
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I wouldn't say humans have de_gressed (sic), mainly because I have no clue what that means.

In any case, I would consider listening if the chamber maid outfit is size 4 or smaller.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:23 | 1279536 PMakoi
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She was wearing a blue dress, offered him a cigar, and said her name was Monica.  Obviously, he was confused.  This could happen to anyone.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:26 | 1279545 Oh regional Indian
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En flagarante!!!!

No rules for these folks, till there are and then, it gets ugly fast.

DSK is toast. The Q is, when will Gadaffi finally bring Sarkozy down?

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/05/15/the-times-they-are-a-changinggggg/

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:32 | 1279563 3.7.77
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Another entitled scumbag.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:34 | 1279573 Joebloinvestor
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What is the truth behind the Air France flight?

 

Did he have a "reservation" or does he have a "standing agreement" that he can board an Air France plane at any time without a reservation?

 

The press is reporting differently about this.

 

Nice to have a getaway jet at your disposal.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 18:24 | 1280900 Freddie
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Get away jet and get away hotel.  I think Air France or somebody in France owns Sofitel. 

I am sure he can get on any Air France jet first class and bump anyone else.   If that plane had taken off it would have been hard to get him back.   I am not crazy about union govt workers but good job by NYPD.

Looks like there was blood on the bed and plenty of DNA.  He is an elite so he may walk anyway.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:32 | 1279578 NumberNone
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Already playing the "I was framed by my political enemies" card. 

The correct answer is "She was Asian and I thought I was in Thailand where I do this all the time and its okay". 

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:42 | 1279617 BobPaulson
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Was talking to friends in France today and the "frame up" story is being cited by some normally intelligent people. Another example how the cognitive dissonance is just too much to handle. The PS had its eyes on the presidency and it's too painful now to admit this fuck up just fucked up.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:10 | 1279750 Logans_Run
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Where is the money shot?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:19 | 1279780 PulauHantu29
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I'm guessing DSK will be up for the Nobel Prick Prize.....

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 15:52 | 1280380 zerozulu
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Noble prize is now left for liars, killers, thugs and molesters.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:31 | 1279817 nah
Mon, 05/16/2011 - 13:50 | 1279882 Quinvarius
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Anime tentacle rape has really gone down in quality.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 14:12 | 1279973 WideAwake
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IMF'er

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 14:28 | 1280040 honestann
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This is just too... consistent.  The IMF rapes the world and it's leaders rape anyone they wish.  Clearly the people at the IMF know their business is rape.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 18:33 | 1280919 Freddie
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The UN is just as bad or worse.  UN troops actually rape the locals in some cases.  These mega organzaitions are all sh*t.  IMF, World Bank, UN, IOC (Intl Olympic Comm - wtf is the olympics anyway).  Even USA orgs like the NCAA and NFL are bunch effing pirates.  Ball team owners getting taxpayers to build stadiums.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 14:46 | 1280088 CitizenPete
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+69

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 14:51 | 1280108 Henry Hub
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My Chinese (Mandarin/Cantonese) is a little rusty. Is there a translation for this?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 14:49 | 1280113 Henry Hub
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My Chinese (Mandarin/Cantonese) is a little rusty. Is there a translation for this?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 15:36 | 1280321 NIRee
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I wonder who will have the last laugh. We or he?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 17:58 | 1280834 Dixie Rect
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Charlie Sheen

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 18:23 | 1280898 krispkritter
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Apparently the cretin is not only spontaneous in his attacks but does them with forethought as well. Article on Goddaughter's involvment: http://bit.ly/knmUJ4  Can't we just turn them over to the Chinese for that good ole 1-2 tap in the back of the head? 

 

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 18:37 | 1280925 Freddie
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Huh?  I guess most of us at Holiday Inn Express are not waiting naked for the maid plus our fists to beat the crap out of her.  I would guess he walks but it sounds like he was a little too violent.  Good for her for fighting the pig - tooth and nail.  She deserves a medal.

God daughter involvement?  Huh?  What is that link you posted? 

I agree a 1-2 in the back of the head is too good for this feral POS.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 20:14 | 1281165 krispkritter
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As stated, this attack was seemingly a an opportunistic one; he walked into the room naked, surprised her and then dragged her into another room to continue the violence.  The link is a Mediapart.fr article where it describes his pre-meditated attack on a woman named Tristane Banon under the guise of doing an interview for a book. She is his second wife's goddaughter. Banon's mother talks about her convincing her daughter to not press the issue due to family ties but then later recants and says '...He's sick.' 

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 19:46 | 1281083 dark pools of soros
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did someone play a joke and tell him he was in Tel Aviv and not New York??

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 20:54 | 1281257 Forgiven
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Just another excuse to barbecue banksters.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 21:38 | 1281451 Burticus
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If the maid don't spit, you must acquit!

If the jism don't fit, you must acquit!

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 22:59 | 1281720 sellstop
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Is that really what Chinese sounds like?

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