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The Cartoon Story Of Hu Did What: A Look At What Really Happened During The Chinese President's US Visit

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Who says the bears have a monopoly in explaining arcane economic concepts, from CDS to QE? The following cartoon from the geniuses at Next Media Animation depicts without any reservations the theater behind the theater, and shows what happens when your biggest creditor (after Ben Bernanke of course), comes to check in on you (in a stealth fighter jet)... Let the "Hu" jokes begin.

 

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Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:30 | 890714 SheepDog-One
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Hu's your daddy, Obama!

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:48 | 890781 Pladizow
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Hu's on first......?

Yes...Correct!

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:09 | 890888 BobPaulson
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Wot's on 2nd, A Do Noh on 3rd, Yu's the manager. Fits perfectly.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:18 | 890928 SheepDog-One
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Bang Dae Ho on home plate!

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:23 | 890950 tmosley
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Hu's having sex with Dae Ho on home plate?

Fri, 01/21/2011 - 08:56 | 892817 blindfaith
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according to the high Japanese official, Oh' taka Sho'wah, this is old news.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:50 | 891111 Mercury
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Hu flung dung?

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:33 | 890723 nope-1004
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Headboard with the Clinton count was awesome.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:31 | 890985 sgt_doom
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Ditto!  This was a mega-hoot!

Watch for sgt_doom's soon-to-be released Reality Cable TV Show:

Pimp My Large Hadron Collider

(Due out 2013, as I'll be busy hiding when the scheduled micro-black hole event creation occurs on December of 2012.) Nonsense.  Introducing quantum events in non-quantum space is inconsequential -- look at that nuke stuff, after all? I'm sorry....I meant to say "that was a real Huoot".
Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:34 | 890728 deepsouthdoug
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Good belly laugh on the Washington to Mao picture swap!

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:34 | 890729 alter ego
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China owns America

That's it

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:37 | 890739 Dagny Taggart
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Really? I thought the Fed bought that too.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:36 | 890735 sheeple
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Hu let the dawgs out HU HU HU

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 20:05 | 890743 Hard1
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Now you know who is Hu....Like AC/DC used to sing: who made who.... Hu made you!!!

Who do you work for bitchez?  well if you are a US taxpayer the answer is simple.....Hu

 btw...what are we supposed to think that happened before they drew the heart on the bed?

 

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:38 | 890746 jus_lite_reading
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Funny. Sad. Ironic. Smart. Intriguing. The best movie of the yeaer!

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 18:42 | 891576 StychoKiller
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I laughed! I cried!  The feel-bad movie for the year!

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:40 | 890753 hedgeless_horseman
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Hu sane. 

Hussein?  Not so much.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:40 | 890754 SayTabserb
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Hu---ah!

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:40 | 890756 Trifecta Man
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Knock knock.  Who's there?  That's me.  That's who?  Yes.  And who are you?  Correct.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:42 | 890761 FatFingered
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Huuuuuu are you? Hu Hu...Hu Hu....

Huuuuuu are you?

The Who.

 

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:44 | 890769 FatFingered
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...Hu the fuck are Huuuuu are you....Hu Hu.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 20:16 | 891829 Jerome Lester H...
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Meet the Hu boss

Same as the old boss

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:46 | 890773 Sutton
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Actually, in his youth, the Dictator of china played first base for the St. louis Cardinals.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:48 | 890782 alter ego
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It seems that China is laughing that US is weakening, but is China is the one suffering the inflation US is exporting.

At the end China will go down the drain faster than US.

The US Treasuries and dollars are the real Trojan horses in the Chinese economy.

Take away China's US holdings and they are nothing.

 

 

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:08 | 890885 Apostate
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The Chinese are the suckers in this trade. The English, the Euros, and the Japanese will all drown the hard-working Chinamen in hot paper.

All that hard work and saving for nothin'. It all burns down, but they burn first. 

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:30 | 891339 MsCreant
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Don't Hu decide to go to war at some point?

Fri, 01/21/2011 - 00:44 | 892442 Green Leader
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Yes.

Hu wins?

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:57 | 891424 Lord Koos
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When both currencies are worth a bit more that toilet paper, the US will still have about 8 x as much gold as China does.  

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 20:30 | 891855 ffart
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Not after the nukes are done dropping.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:48 | 890785 Rodent Freikorps
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Hu'd a thunk our Commander in Chief would become such a world class joke?

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:49 | 890786 jackplata
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Hu was that?  What's his name?

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:50 | 890792 Dr. Porkchop
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Hu Bang Dae Ho?

Long Duk Dong.

 

 

You can't make this shit up.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:52 | 890798 TruthInSunshine
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I hate to burst anyone's delusions, but anyone that honestly believes China "owns" anything other than the very worst hand in the poker game is delusional - regardless of the serious problems that the U.S. has at the moment and in the future.

While the American Middle Class, or what's left of it, has gotten and will continue to get bumped on the head by Bernanke, the evil, bearded midget saved his truly darkest work for China.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:56 | 890829 oddjob
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Me thinks you under estimate the savy of Charles.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:21 | 890941 SheepDog-One
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Thing is, it matters very little who is 'winning' the bankruptcy race, the endgame is a world war where billions of people will die this time. At the end of this, there isnt some score card as to who 'won', the 'do over', the reset comes after the coming world war which will make all others look like childs play.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:21 | 891298 Terminus C
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I am afraid that you are correct.

We live in interesting times...

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:32 | 891349 MsCreant
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Hu lives in interesting times. Remember, the joke is on Hu.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 21:44 | 892056 Jeffrey Lebowski
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TRUTH IS SUNSHINE......Youre a VERY bright person......

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:52 | 890802 InconvenientCou...
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Laugh it up Taiwan. Laugh it up before your nice clean sidewalks are coated with the mainland's lung-butter.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:54 | 890809 almost_have_a_name
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In the end its' belly shots and cocaine that hooks him. 

"Sooner or later people just wan't to roll them bones !!!"

 

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:56 | 890827 Financial_Guard...
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Hu can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in - I'll only run and hide.

Hu can it be now?

Can't you picture O'bummer singing this song? LOL

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:37 | 891368 MsCreant
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Hu E Lewis and the News.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:57 | 890832 alter ego
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China is as powerful as the war chest they have.

They have none.

3 Trillion dollar in US paper has no value if one day United States shows them the finger.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:10 | 890898 oddjob
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Th U.S. has already developed race specific diseases aimed at Asian populations.China knows this and is preparing a suitable response.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:12 | 891248 knukles
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A disease that kills all Americans, excepting the middle class.

Fri, 01/21/2011 - 09:05 | 892827 blindfaith
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no doubt, you will get an invitation to speak as a bonafide authority on the subject on Fox.  Maybe you'll even get a show like Miss Williams.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 21:35 | 892019 Jeffrey Lebowski
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China is as powerful as the war chest they have.

They have none.

3 Trillion dollar in US paper has no value if one day United States shows them the finger.

 

 

ALTER EGO HAS SPOKEN THE TRUTH HERE......RE-READ THIS you naive assclowns.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:59 | 890842 Clayton Bigsby
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May I please have an order of Hu Flung Poo

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:11 | 890902 buzzsaw99
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Hu's Yer Daddy!!??

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:25 | 890958 Sean7k
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I think we make the mistake of believing that the elites have a country bias- they don't. They have a system bias. They have touted socialism since the turn of the last century. China has come up with a unique style of socialism that allows for totalitarian rule in a fiat/inflationary economy.

As long as they play along, the elites will continue to funnel technology and investment to China, they will continue to build them into a boogeyman, they will continue help build their military might in the off case they need a world war.

More importantly, they will continue to hold the chinese system up as a preferable alternative to the US, so that they can institute the kind of changes that will cause us to accept a lower standard of living, lower wages and minimal opportunities to build wealth.

All in the name of greater competition and the need to "defeat" the Chinese. 

We do not need to defeat anybody. We need to create wealth building opportunities for the regular American. If our government and major corporations won't help, then the onus is on all of us. Luckily, since small business is the backbone of the economy, we have all the tools necessary to do so. Coupled with the power of the consumer and the ability to build superior products, we can sidestep the machinations of the elites and throw a wrench in the works.

If we are truly brave, we can begin to resist the government through tax avoidance, black markets and using alternative monetary substitutes. 

 

Fri, 01/21/2011 - 09:46 | 892878 pan-the-ist
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Your movement would be co-opted by the government in 20 seconds and used to round up the like-minded criminals.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:27 | 890969 The Pierogi King
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THE SNl SKIT FROM THE G20 IS MUCH BETTER:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/g20_cold_open/1260033 

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 18:04 | 891454 NOTW777
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if nbc did more of that they still might have an audience left

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:30 | 890986 Ras Bongo
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ROTFLMAO!

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:32 | 891003 sgt_doom
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Was that background music provided by The Hu?

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:32 | 891008 sgt_doom
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"Hu knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?"

Chairman Hu does

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:03 | 891051 palmereldritch
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Brilliant video and truly insightful, unlike the MSM passiveprop.

I like the way it started out with the digging allusion to the Chinese J-20 stealth fighter and the subliminal suggestion of technology transfer (like everything else) by stealth to China so widely unreported here in the west, compare and contrast:

American F22 Fighter Debut

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7502739.stm

F-22 Canceled by Obama

http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2009/ss_gulf0360_05_06.asp

And from the Global (read Chinese) Times:

J-20 stealth jet flies onto world stage

http://military.globaltimes.cn/china/2011-01/612041.html

[snip]

Dmitri Trenin, director of the Carnegie Moscow Center, told the Global Times that an arms race may now intensify. "With Washington's strategic return to Asia, China is actually involved in a regional competition with the US. The J-20's launch reflected Beijing's sense of strategic urgency."

He suggested that the J-20 would jolt Moscow into hurrying up its own stealth jet - the T-50.

Separately, before flying to Japan, US Defense Secretary Robert Gates told reporters Wednesday that he would be lobbying for Tokyo to buy US-made stealth fighter jets, but did not address whether the J-20 had added a dose of expediency to his sales pitch.

"The Japanese government is considering the purchase of its next generation of fighter aircraft. That would give Japan the opportunity to have a fifth-generation capability, if they bought the right airplane," Japan's Kyodo News Agency quot-ed Gates as saying. "I might have a few suggestions for it."

Gates was apparently referring to the US Air Force's F-35 Lightning II multi-purpose fighter since Washington has ruled out selling the F-22 Raptor, the world's only operational fifth-generation fighter jet, to Japan.

Compared with the F-22, the F-35 lacks supersonic cruising speed and is generally regarded as a fourth-generation aircraft.

 

http://24sevenpost.com/world-news/j20-chinas-5th-generation-f35-stealth-...

IMO this animation and its depiction of slavish political and economic submission by the US President to China and the emerging meme praising and implementing Chinese style collective authoritarianism will permanently attach to BHO's presidency the clever moniker that has been popular in the alt media lately, Obamao .

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:54 | 891415 MsCreant
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Hu, pointing to himself: Hu wanna fight at Fight Club.

Tyler Durden: Is this your first night at Fight Club?

Hu: Yao.

TD, throwing the first punch: Then Hu have to fight.

 

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 18:06 | 891459 palmereldritch
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The last line in the animation was deadly nasty and sadly, killer accurate.

Hu, after taking a belly shot off a Hooters waitress:

"America, ho yeah!"

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:04 | 891203 redpill
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I love Huuters!

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 20:32 | 891863 palmereldritch
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+DD

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:06 | 891214 intermilan135
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they can't drive. you really think they're gonna be able to get that puppy off the ground?

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:06 | 891216 intermilan135
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they can't drive. you really think they're gonna be able to get that puppy off the ground?

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 19:38 | 891746 Buck Johnson
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That was funny.  China has us over the barrel and we know it, if they decided to outright start selling their treasuries we are sunk.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 20:26 | 891850 MrSteve
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No, 10 Downing Street would buy up all the Chinese' T-bonds with sphlush phunds phrom the Phederal Reserve, a la 105 repo, etc. They are already doing that to a growing trend line. The bonds are like so much toxic waste, on the books as "Inventory in another location" (Repo 105). Detroit does this with their dealers all the time and their books look "prettier" for FY and YoY comparisons.

The Irish banks will also just wire some Euro-credits in exchange for T-bonds, counterstamped "Made in China". It's all good.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 20:29 | 891854 alter ego
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They just cant sell Treasuries without shooting themselves in the foot.

Most of their reserves are in US Paper.

For them is a catch 22 situation.

Basically, even though they are a creditor nation, we are more important for

them than they are for us.

How do you handle 1Billion people if the reserves you are sitting on are

 worthless.

If the US default, China will bite the dust.

The only thing for sure is that the outcome is not going to be pretty or

diplomatic, instead you will see the next truly show of force in this world.

 

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 21:31 | 892007 Jeffrey Lebowski
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Buck....you're full of shit.... if the chinese even "tried" to sell their treasuries on the secondary or open market, they would collapse demand.... and care to have a guess what that would do to their pricing and asset valuation? Yeah, it drive it thru the floor. Besides, who the FUCK on the planet would be stupid enough to buy that (soon to be defaulted) bad paper from them anyway??
So the chinks are locked into a death dance with us, no way out, only thing to do is to continue it as long as we can....that can be a long ass time too, so dont be going out and loading up on gold/silver like the rest of the mad max-ers expecting a global financial collapse next week either.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 20:25 | 891848 Jerome Lester H...
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Kind of reminds me of my favorite TV show...Doctor Hu

Fri, 01/21/2011 - 20:02 | 894842 Arkadaba
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+ funny

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 21:25 | 891984 Jeffrey Lebowski
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Hahahaaa... some of you guys are so fucking naive its funny. Do you REALLY think that Hu has a fucking chance in hell of dictating policy even to that wimp Obammy? Fuck no he doesn't, and he knows it. For those of you who dont know history of default, why dont you google a little from time to time. Have a look at the countries the USA has fucked over in the past economically, china will be NO DIFFERENT Do you REALLY think the jerk offs running this country give a fuck about credit ratings? Do you rthink they feel an obligation to pay off this debt to china?...HELL NO they dont, theyre laughing at the chinks lack of due dilligence....GOTCHYA!! and really, it aint even that bad, theyre on the same team, and here's a hint; It AINT the team you and I are on. Were all only playing nice right now to postpone the beginning of what EVERYONE with a clue knows whats coming. It may take several more years, but war with them is impossible to avert, this is all show...they know it, we know it and were all cool with it, In the end, the game continues.....forever....War is PROFITABLE and as long as it is YOUR sons being killed in it and NOT theirs, then "No Problemo"

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 22:54 | 892224 palmereldritch
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The US and the PRC are inextricably tied to each other by debt and currency and will be puppets controlled by the strings of the synthetic ponzi as tools of global resource collectivization and a police state grid for a lunatic cult that is hell bent on population reduction and fulfilment of religious prophecy.

At least that's one scenario.

Fri, 01/21/2011 - 00:53 | 892462 Green Leader
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That's the most likely scenario, I'd say.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 21:41 | 892044 MsCreant
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All very Hu morus.

Fri, 01/21/2011 - 20:03 | 894845 Arkadaba
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good one!

Fri, 01/21/2011 - 21:31 | 895030 MsCreant
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I like your sniper cat. I'll say no more, there are to many accidental puns to be made.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 23:11 | 892243 Silversinner
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Opium wars second act will be

fought with cocaine just to balance

the trade deficit.Up hu nose.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 23:47 | 892312 afriend2u
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Everyone is printing soon to be worthless paper money to buy the next guys soon to be worthless debt. The whole world is engaged in a worthless paper buying circle jerk.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 23:54 | 892329 afriend2u
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Its kind of like the scene in Lord of the Rings where the wizard gone bad is ripping every last tree out of Middle Earth to create his mutant zombie army of worthless paper set forth to suck the life out of every human on earth.

Fri, 01/21/2011 - 07:32 | 892737 bigkahuna
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We need to stop having state visits. Its bad enough that we've punked ourselves, then we bring in the other side of "the getting punked" to our country? We have and have had a bunch of numnutz bankers in control of this country for far too long. We have a half ass-half stepping public education system designed for turning out slaves and bottom feeders. If any of you corrupt bastards read this, I hope you are pleased and are getting what you wanted. With great power comes greater responsibility and you have lead us into the dirt. Do you wonder why so many Americans don't trust you? Do you wonder why so many doubt you? You are a fixture in Washington DC and nothing more. You will destroy a once great nation with your greed, arrogance, and narcissism. Then you will meet your Maker the same as the rest of us. Prepare yourselves.

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