The Cartoon Story Of Hu Did What: A Look At What Really Happened During The Chinese President's US Visit

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Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:30 | 890714 SheepDog-One
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Hu's your daddy, Obama!

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:48 | 890781 Pladizow
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Hu's on first......?

Yes...Correct!

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:09 | 890888 BobPaulson
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Wot's on 2nd, A Do Noh on 3rd, Yu's the manager. Fits perfectly.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:18 | 890928 SheepDog-One
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Bang Dae Ho on home plate!

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:23 | 890950 tmosley
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Hu's having sex with Dae Ho on home plate?

Fri, 01/21/2011 - 08:56 | 892817 blindfaith
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according to the high Japanese official, Oh' taka Sho'wah, this is old news.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:50 | 891111 Mercury
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Hu flung dung?

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:33 | 890723 nope-1004
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Headboard with the Clinton count was awesome.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:31 | 890985 sgt_doom
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Ditto!  This was a mega-hoot!

Watch for sgt_doom's soon-to-be released Reality Cable TV Show:

Pimp My Large Hadron Collider

(Due out 2013, as I'll be busy hiding when the scheduled micro-black hole event creation occurs on December of 2012.) Nonsense.  Introducing quantum events in non-quantum space is inconsequential -- look at that nuke stuff, after all? I'm sorry....I meant to say "that was a real Huoot".
Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:34 | 890728 deepsouthdoug
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Good belly laugh on the Washington to Mao picture swap!

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:34 | 890729 alter ego
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China owns America

That's it

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:37 | 890739 Dagny Taggart
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Really? I thought the Fed bought that too.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:36 | 890735 sheeple
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Hu let the dawgs out HU HU HU

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 20:05 | 890743 Hard1
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Now you know who is Hu....Like AC/DC used to sing: who made who.... Hu made you!!!

Who do you work for bitchez?  well if you are a US taxpayer the answer is simple.....Hu

 btw...what are we supposed to think that happened before they drew the heart on the bed?

 

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:38 | 890746 jus_lite_reading
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Funny. Sad. Ironic. Smart. Intriguing. The best movie of the yeaer!

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 18:42 | 891576 StychoKiller
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I laughed! I cried!  The feel-bad movie for the year!

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:40 | 890753 hedgeless_horseman
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Hu sane. 

Hussein?  Not so much.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:40 | 890754 SayTabserb
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Hu---ah!

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:40 | 890756 Trifecta Man
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Knock knock.  Who's there?  That's me.  That's who?  Yes.  And who are you?  Correct.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:42 | 890761 FatFingered
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Huuuuuu are you? Hu Hu...Hu Hu....

Huuuuuu are you?

The Who.

 

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:44 | 890769 FatFingered
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...Hu the fuck are Huuuuu are you....Hu Hu.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 20:16 | 891829 Jerome Lester H...
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Meet the Hu boss

Same as the old boss

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:46 | 890773 Sutton
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Actually, in his youth, the Dictator of china played first base for the St. louis Cardinals.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:48 | 890782 alter ego
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It seems that China is laughing that US is weakening, but is China is the one suffering the inflation US is exporting.

At the end China will go down the drain faster than US.

The US Treasuries and dollars are the real Trojan horses in the Chinese economy.

Take away China's US holdings and they are nothing.

 

 

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:08 | 890885 Apostate
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The Chinese are the suckers in this trade. The English, the Euros, and the Japanese will all drown the hard-working Chinamen in hot paper.

All that hard work and saving for nothin'. It all burns down, but they burn first. 

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:30 | 891339 MsCreant
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Don't Hu decide to go to war at some point?

Fri, 01/21/2011 - 00:44 | 892442 Green Leader
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Yes.

Hu wins?

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:57 | 891424 Lord Koos
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When both currencies are worth a bit more that toilet paper, the US will still have about 8 x as much gold as China does.  

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 20:30 | 891855 ffart
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Not after the nukes are done dropping.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:48 | 890785 Rodent Freikorps
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Hu'd a thunk our Commander in Chief would become such a world class joke?

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:49 | 890786 jackplata
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Hu was that?  What's his name?

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:50 | 890792 Dr. Porkchop
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Hu Bang Dae Ho?

Long Duk Dong.

 

 

You can't make this shit up.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:52 | 890798 TruthInSunshine
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I hate to burst anyone's delusions, but anyone that honestly believes China "owns" anything other than the very worst hand in the poker game is delusional - regardless of the serious problems that the U.S. has at the moment and in the future.

While the American Middle Class, or what's left of it, has gotten and will continue to get bumped on the head by Bernanke, the evil, bearded midget saved his truly darkest work for China.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:56 | 890829 oddjob
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Me thinks you under estimate the savy of Charles.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:21 | 890941 SheepDog-One
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Thing is, it matters very little who is 'winning' the bankruptcy race, the endgame is a world war where billions of people will die this time. At the end of this, there isnt some score card as to who 'won', the 'do over', the reset comes after the coming world war which will make all others look like childs play.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:21 | 891298 Terminus C
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I am afraid that you are correct.

We live in interesting times...

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:32 | 891349 MsCreant
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Hu lives in interesting times. Remember, the joke is on Hu.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 21:44 | 892056 Jeffrey Lebowski
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TRUTH IS SUNSHINE......Youre a VERY bright person......

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:52 | 890802 InconvenientCou...
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Laugh it up Taiwan. Laugh it up before your nice clean sidewalks are coated with the mainland's lung-butter.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:54 | 890809 almost_have_a_name
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In the end its' belly shots and cocaine that hooks him. 

"Sooner or later people just wan't to roll them bones !!!"

 

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:56 | 890827 Financial_Guard...
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Hu can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in - I'll only run and hide.

Hu can it be now?

Can't you picture O'bummer singing this song? LOL

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:37 | 891368 MsCreant
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Hu E Lewis and the News.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:57 | 890832 alter ego
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China is as powerful as the war chest they have.

They have none.

3 Trillion dollar in US paper has no value if one day United States shows them the finger.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:10 | 890898 oddjob
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Th U.S. has already developed race specific diseases aimed at Asian populations.China knows this and is preparing a suitable response.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:12 | 891248 knukles
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A disease that kills all Americans, excepting the middle class.

Fri, 01/21/2011 - 09:05 | 892827 blindfaith
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no doubt, you will get an invitation to speak as a bonafide authority on the subject on Fox.  Maybe you'll even get a show like Miss Williams.

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 21:35 | 892019 Jeffrey Lebowski
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China is as powerful as the war chest they have.

They have none.

3 Trillion dollar in US paper has no value if one day United States shows them the finger.

 

 

ALTER EGO HAS SPOKEN THE TRUTH HERE......RE-READ THIS you naive assclowns.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:59 | 890842 Clayton Bigsby
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May I please have an order of Hu Flung Poo

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:11 | 890902 buzzsaw99
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Hu's Yer Daddy!!??

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