The Cartoon Story Of Hu Did What: A Look At What Really Happened During The Chinese President's US Visit

Tyler Durden's picture

Who says the bears have a monopoly in explaining arcane economic concepts, from CDS to QE? The following cartoon from the geniuses at Next Media Animation depicts without any reservations the theater behind the theater, and shows what happens when your biggest creditor (after Ben Bernanke of course), comes to check in on you (in a stealth fighter jet)... Let the "Hu" jokes begin.

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SheepDog-One's picture

Hu's your daddy, Obama!

Pladizow's picture

Hu's on first......?

Yes...Correct!

BobPaulson's picture

Wot's on 2nd, A Do Noh on 3rd, Yu's the manager. Fits perfectly.

tmosley's picture

Hu's having sex with Dae Ho on home plate?

blindfaith's picture

according to the high Japanese official, Oh' taka Sho'wah, this is old news.

nope-1004's picture

Headboard with the Clinton count was awesome.

sgt_doom's picture

Ditto!  This was a mega-hoot!

Watch for sgt_doom's soon-to-be released Reality Cable TV Show:

Pimp My Large Hadron Collider

(Due out 2013, as I'll be busy hiding when the scheduled micro-black hole event creation occurs on December of 2012.) Nonsense.  Introducing quantum events in non-quantum space is inconsequential -- look at that nuke stuff, after all? I'm sorry....I meant to say "that was a real Huoot".
deepsouthdoug's picture

Good belly laugh on the Washington to Mao picture swap!

alter ego's picture

China owns America

That's it

Dagny Taggart's picture

Really? I thought the Fed bought that too.

sheeple's picture

Hu let the dawgs out HU HU HU

Hard1's picture

Now you know who is Hu....Like AC/DC used to sing: who made who.... Hu made you!!!

Who do you work for bitchez?  well if you are a US taxpayer the answer is simple.....Hu

 btw...what are we supposed to think that happened before they drew the heart on the bed?

 

jus_lite_reading's picture

Funny. Sad. Ironic. Smart. Intriguing. The best movie of the yeaer!

StychoKiller's picture

I laughed! I cried!  The feel-bad movie for the year!

hedgeless_horseman's picture

Hu sane. 

Hussein?  Not so much.

Trifecta Man's picture

Knock knock.  Who's there?  That's me.  That's who?  Yes.  And who are you?  Correct.

FatFingered's picture

Huuuuuu are you? Hu Hu...Hu Hu....

Huuuuuu are you?

The Who.

 

FatFingered's picture

...Hu the fuck are Huuuuu are you....Hu Hu.

Jerome Lester Horwitz's picture

Meet the Hu boss

Same as the old boss

Sutton's picture

Actually, in his youth, the Dictator of china played first base for the St. louis Cardinals.

alter ego's picture

It seems that China is laughing that US is weakening, but is China is the one suffering the inflation US is exporting.

At the end China will go down the drain faster than US.

The US Treasuries and dollars are the real Trojan horses in the Chinese economy.

Take away China's US holdings and they are nothing.

 

 

Apostate's picture

The Chinese are the suckers in this trade. The English, the Euros, and the Japanese will all drown the hard-working Chinamen in hot paper.

All that hard work and saving for nothin'. It all burns down, but they burn first. 

MsCreant's picture

Don't Hu decide to go to war at some point?

Lord Koos's picture

When both currencies are worth a bit more that toilet paper, the US will still have about 8 x as much gold as China does.  

ffart's picture

Not after the nukes are done dropping.

Rodent Freikorps's picture

Hu'd a thunk our Commander in Chief would become such a world class joke?

jackplata's picture

Hu was that?  What's his name?

Dr. Porkchop's picture

Hu Bang Dae Ho?

Long Duk Dong.

 

 

You can't make this shit up.

TruthInSunshine's picture

I hate to burst anyone's delusions, but anyone that honestly believes China "owns" anything other than the very worst hand in the poker game is delusional - regardless of the serious problems that the U.S. has at the moment and in the future.

While the American Middle Class, or what's left of it, has gotten and will continue to get bumped on the head by Bernanke, the evil, bearded midget saved his truly darkest work for China.

oddjob's picture

Me thinks you under estimate the savy of Charles.

SheepDog-One's picture

Thing is, it matters very little who is 'winning' the bankruptcy race, the endgame is a world war where billions of people will die this time. At the end of this, there isnt some score card as to who 'won', the 'do over', the reset comes after the coming world war which will make all others look like childs play.

Terminus C's picture

I am afraid that you are correct.

We live in interesting times...

MsCreant's picture

Hu lives in interesting times. Remember, the joke is on Hu.

Jeffrey Lebowski's picture

TRUTH IS SUNSHINE......Youre a VERY bright person......

InconvenientCounterParty's picture

Laugh it up Taiwan. Laugh it up before your nice clean sidewalks are coated with the mainland's lung-butter.

almost_have_a_name's picture

In the end its' belly shots and cocaine that hooks him. 

"Sooner or later people just wan't to roll them bones !!!"

 

Financial_Guardian_Angel's picture

Hu can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in - I'll only run and hide.

Hu can it be now?

Can't you picture O'bummer singing this song? LOL

alter ego's picture

China is as powerful as the war chest they have.

They have none.

3 Trillion dollar in US paper has no value if one day United States shows them the finger.

oddjob's picture

Th U.S. has already developed race specific diseases aimed at Asian populations.China knows this and is preparing a suitable response.

knukles's picture

A disease that kills all Americans, excepting the middle class.

blindfaith's picture

no doubt, you will get an invitation to speak as a bonafide authority on the subject on Fox.  Maybe you'll even get a show like Miss Williams.

Jeffrey Lebowski's picture

China is as powerful as the war chest they have.

They have none.

3 Trillion dollar in US paper has no value if one day United States shows them the finger.

 

 

ALTER EGO HAS SPOKEN THE TRUTH HERE......RE-READ THIS you naive assclowns.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Clayton Bigsby's picture

May I please have an order of Hu Flung Poo

buzzsaw99's picture

Hu's Yer Daddy!!??