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Cash For Clunkers

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The big story today was how the O-Team decided to unleash another 2 billion for the Cash for Clunkers program after the first round ran out in a matter of days.

Never bet against the U.S. Consumer, seems as if they are hard wired for buying toys, drugs, booze, botox, hookers, new cars, etc. no matter how dire their financial condition.

Looks like anything and everything automotive-related was screaming today.  Who would have known to buy these stocks in the midst of "the worst economy in 75 years".

Meanwhile, High Frequency Robot Gamers who dare to trade their entire account with a single stock are getting killed.

Seems that some of these portfolio managers always seem to fall in love with the IBD Top 100 screamers, and chase the momentum and buy all dips.

But with so many managers hiding in these stocks, and the HTF gamers gunning the trendline using the "Channelingstocks.com" method, its no wonder you see these spectacular blowups:

Today, it was SYNA:

Other assorted garbage like Las Vegas Sands and Pier 1 Imports were waylayed today after brief runs.  Amazing how these guys like to chase these ugly ducklings.

No different than a guy going into a bar to pick up a chick, and instead of working the top quality talent first, he immediately makes a beeline to the low-end, overweight slutty types, wearing spandex and overprocessed hair, thinking that the sexual experience with these losers is bound to have more "upside".

Seems to be a fascination with red blouses these days with the top anchorettes on Bloomberg, FBN, and CNBC.  Tried looking for some recent ones on Google, but no luck.

Instead, I found this picture of Mark Haines inebriated with Wild Turkey trying to cop a view down Erin Burnett's blouse when she wasn't looking.


Hilarious!!




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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 23:14 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Moment of Truth on the financials:

 

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 19:18 | Link to Comment Steak
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Its this guy's opinion the next move is up...big.  High yield spreads have come in to levels that match the highs of the past few recessions.  If the "recovery" meme gains the slightest traction from here it will be grounds for HY to come in even more.

That and the fact that its harder to game numbers that come from two human beings effecting transactions (since companies that rely on sales actually have to move product)...so much easier to inflate the marks on toxic garbage.

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 14:38 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 08/02/2009 - 15:07 | Link to Comment Steak
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If the [idea or value or pattern of behaviors ensuing from this concept of] "recovery" gains the slightest traction from here it will be grounds for HY to come in even more.

:-P just trying to use my vocab word of the day...but nonethess, HY can tighten from here and I expect it to.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 23:20 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Another red blouse.

Moment of Truth for Liz Claman

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 04:35 | Link to Comment Al Swearengen
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Nothing wrong with that

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 00:06 | Link to Comment stiletto
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Nice guns , what can u say.

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 08:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sat, 08/01/2009 - 18:29 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Harder to find pictures of their bottoms to post.

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 00:28 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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Always enjoy reading your insights... very funny...

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 01:28 | Link to Comment My cognitive di...
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RobotTrader

You wear it well.

And you're funny.

A rare combination, in my small town.

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 01:39 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 08/01/2009 - 09:28 | Link to Comment mcgowanmc
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your gov't in action.

Moving down the food chain to used

car salesman.  With a repo/wrecker

bizness on the side.

Mon, 08/03/2009 - 10:13 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sat, 08/01/2009 - 08:47 | Link to Comment deadhead
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great job robo.

i have read several stories about cash for clunkers with the universal summary that the gubbermint processing is completely phucked up, as to be expected from where i sit.

i can't wait for the future displays of efficiency we will see as the us gov't intervenes in GM, Citi, the gse's, health care, and the equity market via ppt action, etcetera. 

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 10:07 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Incredible how Ford is now at a 52-week high.

 

Toyota and Honda also looking strong.

Some hedge fund manager who bought at the lows "made their year", and is now knee deep in booze and hookers out at the Hamptons this weekend.

 

Meanwhile, laid off Joe Six is luxuriating in his new Ford F-150 pickup truck, trying to figure out how to parlay his unemployment check into a zero down, 0% for five years for a new set of custom rims and tires.

Here in L.A., there is a chain of rim and tire stores called "Rims for Rent" where they install custom bling, and you pay them by the week by bringing them your unemployment check where they will cash it for you.

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 19:53 | Link to Comment deadhead
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robo...so glad that you can add pics now...more great zh content!

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 10:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 08/01/2009 - 10:34 | Link to Comment Ags Nightmare
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Who's gonna come out with the first "cash for clunkers" IPO ? Congress has attached themselves to this new gimmick like flies on a steaming heap.

They threw a billion at it to see if it would stick and now dealers and consumers are gaming the system so they lobbed another 2 billion at it. Before you know it we'll have a car destruction fetish the same way people lined up to get into Carlton Sheets seminars to learn how to flip houses with no money down.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waj2KrKYTZo

And dont forget who owns GM now. 

 

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 14:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sat, 08/01/2009 - 11:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 08/01/2009 - 11:13 | Link to Comment Trader Joe
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Hey Windy...err.....RobotTrader....glad to see that Tyler has given you keys to the "house" for your great posts.  I missed these terribly once you left "our former hang."  Anyway, looking forward to your illustrated posts from this day forward.  I plan on posting here more often once some recently imposed restraints are eased by my "Sith Lord."  Until then I will be dropping off hints and tips here and there.....as well as some of my acerbic commentary directed at the douchebags on CNBC in addition to assorted financial hacks and misinformation provided by "The Street."

 

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 11:27 | Link to Comment Trader Joe
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Also, for what's its worth I don't see what all the whining is about w.r.t. Cash for Clunkers (CFC).  The government gives away the taxpayers money on numerous programs....EUC (extended unemp comp) being just one.  So why not dump some $ on a program where there is at least some incremental economic benefit....even if it for just a segment of the eCONomy?  Given all the garbage govi programs out there this one rates as "a good solid" IMO.  Again, on a comparative basis that is.  Anywho, my prediction is that $5 billion will be allocated to this initiative.....as anything above that or approaching $10B won't pass the smell test.

 

Plus, the $3B (currently) is deminimis in terms of $'s when compared the the stacks of "long green" being tossed here or there.  Hell, GoldenSlacks walked away with $13B in AIG passthroughs -- so more than 4X the current CFC allotment to just one group of greedy douchebags.

 

Which get's me thinking.....how about CFF.....Cash For Foreclosures...$45,000 if you demolish your old house and buy a new one....SWEET!!! 

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 14:27 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sat, 08/01/2009 - 16:51 | Link to Comment chomen
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The 1950's style misogyny is ugly and detracts from your style. Get some help.

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 20:51 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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A bit more 1950's style misogyny is exactly what this country needs.

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 13:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 08/01/2009 - 23:12 | Link to Comment LuisvonAhn
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Oh my God! Just the sound of the word misogyny makes me extremely libidinous. WOW!!!

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 17:28 | Link to Comment cplusplusandloathing
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Personally, you could have just stuck with the blouse pictures...they worked.  As for whatever else we went out to say...yes, the booze and the hookers in the Hamptons sounds about par for the course as well.

Here's the nut:  we gotta find a way to make people spend and somehow manage to increase their credit scores at the same time.  So why not incent the hell out of them to buy a car with a government rebate and a government backed loan from a government owned company?  Dumb and Bradstreet won't know the difference, they'll just see the steady stream of unemployment checks and can/bottle redemptions turned into a good credit scores.

 

Who am I kidding?  We are really in a hole and I sleep with a plutonium hand grenade around my neck.  I'd leave this country, but everyone else is worse off. 

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 16:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 08/01/2009 - 18:33 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Haines: "Dow 13500 !  Time to pay up Erin, let's see 'em"

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 22:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 08/02/2009 - 00:06 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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I believe that next week some of the big London banks start reporting.

I like to keep an eye on the "worst of the worst" in Europe, especially the Irish banks to give me clues on where the XLF is likely to trade next.

Here are some "clunkers":

HSBC:

Barclay's:

Allied Irish Bank:

Govenor Bank of Ireland:

 

Depending on what happens to this group, the Riverboaters may decide to start gunning Citigroup, Region's Financial, etc..

And here is a character from the "Night of the Living Dead".

The 15-minute chart on Corus Bank.  Wonder how many Hail Mary passes are going to be thrown on this play?

Citibank must be a favorite of the HTF gamers.  Its traded over a billion shares a day the last 4 days.  Somebody really punched it at the bell on Friday:


Sun, 08/02/2009 - 20:19 | Link to Comment deadhead
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in addition to RF, they seem to be gunning KEY lately...

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 00:57 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Investor's Business Daily touting RV stocks this weekend:

Not sure how unemployed Joe Six is going to afford a new RV.  Last I heard, he was still trying to sell his toyhauler, jet skis, ATV's etc.....

Thor Industries:

Drew Industries:

"Drew Industries (DW 19.19, +3.80, +24.69%) shares rose 25% after the supplier of recreational-vehicle and manufactured-home parts reported second-quarter net income of $2.6 million, or 12 cents a share, compared with $9.2 million, or 42 cents, in the year-earlier period. Sales decreased $50 million to $101 million due to drops in industry wide wholesale shipments of travel trailers and manufactured homes."

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 14:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 08/02/2009 - 14:15 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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SAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch) -- Ford Motor Co. (F 8.00, +0.61, +8.25%) is poised to report its first monthly sales gain in nearly two years because of the federal government's "Cash for Clunkers" program, according to a media report Sunday. Ford sales analyst George Pipas said he wasn't sure if the sales bump would have occurred without the program, which offers incentives to buy new vehicles, that went into effect July 24, The Wall Street Journal reported in its online edition. The Journal said Pipas declined to provide specific sales figures, which are scheduled for release Monday.

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 15:41 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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This is a test to see if this chart updates during market hours:

 

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 19:14 | Link to Comment crzyhun
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Solid, RT, solid.

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 20:16 | Link to Comment deadhead
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I'm delighted to see that the US Senate, lead by McCain, is going to put up some serious resistance to the cash for clunkers program..... I read that there is at least one Dem defector, the gal from Mizzouri....that could be a fun battle to watch.

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 20:23 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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