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Cash for Clunkers Part II- It’s All Clunked-Up

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Just yesterday I wrote about the government program CARS- better known as “Cash for Clunkers,” and no sooner did I hit the old “submit” button to the blogsophere; well, the proverbial shit just about hit the old radiator fan. 

Hours later there were reports that the administering NHTSA changed some of the combined fuel ratings for a handful of cars; basically, making some prior deals involving cars (I’m not sure which ones) null and void.  In order to get the rebates, the old clunker had to get a combined EPA rating of 18 miles-per-gallon or less.  Cars rated 18 mpg or less were now not deemed a “clunker” putting the deals in jeopardy.  The government...  "Takes it back."

I heard of some people getting notices from the dealers (who actually fronted the rebates) to either come-up with the additional $4,500 they thought they would get from the government; or turn-in their shiny, brandy new car they had taken home just a few days prior.  These were cases, of which, last I heard were “under review.”  Never a good thing.

Wednesday night I did some investigating. 

I went to my favorite local car dealership (names and brands un-important) and struck-up a conversation with my good friend the general sales manager- the “desk guy.”  These people actually like it when talking to them doesn’t involve squeezing every last penny out of a deal (that really isn’t realistically there); so, when they’re not working, working hard for your money (read, to get your money), they’re an honest bunch.  Really. 

Bottom line he, the manager had nothing but kind things to say about the program.  “Sure, it’s gotten people in the door, but what a f’n nightmare…” His words, not mine. 

“The paperwork is crazy, they got you jumping through all these hoops…  It’s total a fiasco.”  A fiasco.  I’m not surprised.  But the car business thrives on this kind of stuff- some would even call the car promotions business “controlled chaos,” at least it should be if it’s done right.  And that’s just what “Cash for Clunkers” is proving to be.  Chaotic.

I learned some finer points about the program that aren’t clearly drawn-out on the extensive national websites and the myriad of car commercials, flooding the national TV and radio slots.

As described in my prior blog, the money to the buyer is an instant rebate fronted by the car dealerships to be later reimbursed by the NHSTA/US government upon paperwork processing (yes, the paperwork is proving to be a nightmare, but it’s the government, do you expect it to be pleasant?)  What they don’t advertise is- and this is fairly obvious to those in sales- the rebate is taxed- so, you’re going to pay the sales tax on the $3,500 or $4,500, okay, that’s not all-that bad.  But here’s a kicker- the dealer principal, the owner who fronted the rebate money, basically out of his pocket, is actually getting paid back, but taxed from the government as if it were income.  To my un-accountant-ass, this sounds like a bit of double taxation?  Or even if it’s not technically- the government is making out quite well giving away money as part of a “stimulus” package. 

So, the state governments are making out- they’re getting their taxes from the consumers, and the state and federal government is getting their money out of the dealership owners’ pockets.  Draw out your local tax books, and you do the math. 

None of this really surprises me, but it does further reinforce my adage about sales, and the government for that matter- “they get their pound of flesh…”

But here’s a fun tidbit about the CARS program- dealers are instructed to destroy and disable the clunkers before they’re towed-off the lots.  (Clearly, someone in Washington has a brother-in-law in the wrecking business, because these guys are going to make-out like bandits!) but disabling involves either running silica (like a sand slurry) in the engine to grind it to a halt, or simply draining the oil and revving the mill till it blows-up.

I immediately quipped “can I do one… please…” with a gleam in my eye not since seen since Tom Green in Road Trip, asked Mitch the python to “unleash the fury.” 

Okay, back to business.  According to reports published Thursday night (tonight, just hours ago!)- the government plans on halting the CARS program, amid concerns that the program may be running out of money too quickly.  As of midnight tonight, the program is stopped- till someone puts the oil back in.

The Associated Press reports- through late Wednesday, 22,782 vehicles had been purchased through the program and nearly $96 million had been spent- about a tenth of the billion they want to spend till November 1.

“But dealers raised concerns about large backlogs in the processing of the deals in the government system, prompting the suspension…  A survey of 2,000 dealers by the National Automobile Dealers Association (NADA) found about 25,000 deals had not yet been approved by NHTSA, or nearly 13 trades per store." 

The report raises concerns “with about 23,000 dealers taking part in the program, auto dealers may already have surpassed the 250,000 vehicle sales funded by the $1 billion program.” 

Clearly- the government had overestimated the dealers’ ability to push paperwork.  If you’ve ever seen the paperwork required to put a car on the road (or take it off) you wouldn’t be scoffing.

So, as I write to you all about this- the car manufacturers are still inviting, over the radio and television, to come in, buy a more fuel efficient car and get a load of money for that load of crap you call an old clunker.  

You have about two hours to do so.  You better hurry.  Because like everything else- “it’s for a limited time only.” 

 

(Since I published this post- the White House has stepped-in at the eleventh hour; and while not declaring the program "suspended," it's currently "under review..."   Buy, sell, trade your clunker at your own risk...)




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Thu, 07/30/2009 - 22:27 | Link to Comment deadhead
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I'm very confident that this type of bureaucratic nightmare won't happen now that the US Government is the primary owner of Citibank.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 05:10 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 22:39 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 22:41 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 04:35 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 22:41 | Link to Comment SloSquez
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Confidence level going through the roof.  It must be all the discretionary income.  It's burning a hole.  I still like the ice idea...

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 22:46 | Link to Comment orange juice
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This is sort of a weird program given that most of the fuel efficient cars are made by foreign co's as opposed to domestic car co's.  Seems like a nice way to fleece the taxpayer and send cash overseas.... is this a direct foreign subsidy or what?

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 22:52 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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I think someone forgot to inform the Administration that this program has been successful in other countries because those countries had fuel-efficient cars readily available.  It seems the UAW woke up from their bankruptcy-induced coma yesterday and made some unpleasant calls.

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 22:53 | Link to Comment aldousd
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Alex Jones? Is that You?!?!

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 22:48 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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I'm enjoying the CARS ads on the both sides of this.

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 22:51 | Link to Comment Ags Nightmare
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Sounds like the automobile version of the Making Homes Less Affordable cluster****.  Some of the stories I heard from people trying to rework their loan who have credit scores in the 700's and are current were ridiculous. Basically they were told by the bank, blow up your credit, stop paying, then come back and we'll see if you qualify. One person I know who "was current" and had good credit was told they could go into a forebearance program for four months to prove they can make the lower payments. Make's sense. You have been scraping enough together to make the higher payments and you have to prove to the bank you can make payments 500 dollars less per month before they will consider modifying your loan.( wtf ?)

I imagine the paperwork that goes along with with the loan modification programs dwarfs that of the government "step right up" and git yer car gimmick.

 

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 22:57 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Ready to go long IP on any new Government program involving "helping the American consumer."

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 22:52 | Link to Comment KidDynamite
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so are you guys looking at how these numbers will juice the Q3 GDP, or the July/Aug durable goods orders? 

and on the other front:  do you think there's a chance that the dealers could get hosed - since they pay the rebate up front and then get reimbursed, but it sounds like it's already oversubscribed?

 

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 22:54 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 22:54 | Link to Comment EconomicDisconnect
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The term "mill" for an engine makes me think you know blueprints of breathers and all that.  Great post, but you missed the fraud angle.  Desperate dealers dug up cars fom the river to sell into this, otherwise they just EXPAND it.

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 22:58 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:00 | Link to Comment Lothar the Rott...
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Give me a tuneup on my Subie OBS (wish it were a Rex Sti still) and I'll keep that thing running for another 100K miles at least.

This cash-for-clunkers is only going to help crappy auto manufactureres (sorry for the obvious).

I would love 4500-9000K off a stock Rex at +- 42K thanks a bunch.

The ricer crowd would go nuts, too, especially once they start looking for indy parts to updgrade their brand new Rexes.

Just a thought.

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:02 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 00:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:03 | Link to Comment dza
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I liked cash for clunkers better when it was called the Dow 30.

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:04 | Link to Comment Ags Nightmare
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Travis, your last line 'for a limited time only' is fitting. I was watching cnbs and a congressman, I think it was La Hood was on pitching the program like he was Ron Popeil selling the pocket fisherman.

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:06 | Link to Comment jmoney
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And BO wants to put these people in charge of your healthcare system!  Also, don't forget the "inevitable insolvency" of the USPS and the difficulties in launching the mortgage servicing program!

 

Good times ahead thanks to B. Hussein Obama!

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:09 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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They give the banksters tens of trillion$, spend tens of billion$ bailing out the big three, then do a measley $1B auto stimulus. Congreff is uber-smart.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 00:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 08:48 | Link to Comment aldousd
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You're still missing the point, as is the parent post, the 'bailouts' are using monopoly money. They're making your savings worth less and acting as though the companies in receipt of the money are now holding more 'wealth.'  They're just diluting all of our shares. This is not a bailout, no matter who ends up holding the fucking cash. It's not santa clause coming with toys from the workshop. there IS no way to do this 'right.'

 

edit: I'm not suggesting that they're causing inflation with money printing.. yet... but I am suggesting that they're fucking those of us who are holding money that would otherwise help us out in a deflationary scenario a little more than it will now.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:35 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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we are getting closer to total chaos in the financial markets.  The game seems to have different rules by different players on different parts of the field.  

 

No one really knows how hyperinflation is going to affect the world's biggest economy.  Market going up only because of bots, sheep 401k and people having no clue where else to put their money since gold is manipulated

im going to just close my shorts and hedge with canned food and ammo

 

 

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:11 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:17 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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How do you feel about buying out their credit card debt and delinquent mortgages?

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:15 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:17 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:19 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Does the Taxpayers buying Treasuries count in the new GDP total? 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:36 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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yes they counted it twice

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:18 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:34 | Link to Comment glenlloyd
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I maintain that the program is ridiculous and only pulls demand forward for the period of the program and like accounting gimickry it's a one time deal. Once those cars are sold they won't be replaced down the road when someone would naturally replaced the vehicle or discarded it.

Now I've heard that in the legislation the dealers get to keep $50 for processing each vehicle but what ever they sell the vehicle for (salvage or scrap) goes back to the consumer as well.

Further, the EPA, the night before the program started, changed the mpg figures for about 100 vehicles (some up some down) that affected cars like the Grand Marquis, which went from a qualifying 18mpg to a non-qualifying 19mpg, so those people got screwed. Some of those people had already purchased vehicles under the pretext that they qualified.

As someone else mentioned, it's turning out, like most Govt. initiatives, to be a huge clusterfuck.

Nice to see our reps in DC wasting valuable tax payer $ and time arguing over a program that will fail miserably. Guess it's par for the course with this Congress who apparently thinks that thrashing about qualifies for actual productive work.

Didn't we give (forgive) enough tax payer dollars to the auto industry yet?

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 06:15 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:38 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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only for a limited time.. and then they'll figure out how to make you pay for it

 

so rush to get it free while u can!

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:35 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:43 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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true, whos to say Jo Bucky Dealership who owns a used and new car lot deals with Becky Sue's Dealership who has the same set up and they just churn away their old crap for free money??

 

they can forge the names and history and blah blah like they always do 

 

 

that said, the idea is fine, hardly funded enough though.. i guess they were scared of fraud too. The government loves fraud so not sure why they dont just run this up for a while?

Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:41 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:43 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 07/30/2009 - 23:53 | Link to Comment i.knoknot
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A coupla fine folks have already mentioned it, but it bears repeating as a 'tool' for the cocktail parties where Obama folks gather:

 

  "and you want this bunch to manage your kids' vaccines, or your grandma's pacemaker?"

 

We gotta be vigilant, folks. They've got the Lame-Stream-Media and the thirst for power on their side.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 00:22 | Link to Comment agrotera
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Yea, Travis, please ask if i can do one too!

...hand over the approval process to S&P--all paperwork would either be approved or denied--they just have to be told what to do.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 00:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 07:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 00:24 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 00:31 | Link to Comment Pizza Delivery Man
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Thanks for the post Cornelius. I enjoy your posts as they always seem unbiased and straight to the point.

But you have to think if the government can't get "cash for clunkers" right one can only imagine what they will do to our health care system.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 00:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 00:52 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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It costs far more in energy consumption and pollution making a whole new car when power, steel production, petroleum products and the rest is factored in.  Better to just allow natural replacement rather some stupid government program to keep the NADA happy after closing down 15%+- of their members.  Just one more gimmick to pump the numbers and boost "confidence".

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 00:58 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 01:24 | Link to Comment Pizza Delivery Man
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I agree.

I am kind of stunned to be honest. I was thinking back to early 2007 till' now and just reflecting (yes, I had to actually sit back and reflect) on all the stimulus(s)/TARP/TALF/Cash for Clunkers/Nationalizing (almost) every industry and everything else. Don't forget during the Bush administration they had that stimulus package that gave everyone (who qualified in the income bracket) something like 400 per person, 800 for married couples, and some extra for babies. The thing that really stuns me is how intrusive the government has become.

The idea we are a democracy and free market capitalists is really history. Over the decades we have become more of a socialized society. It wasn't untill recently that the velocity of this change started occuring, but it   happened so fast I failed to realize how Marxist we have become. The thing that really slapped me in the face was that this is, in-fact, reality.

It saddened me and instilled in me a certain ammount of humility. We are faced with a dependency on foreign creditors, and without their continued purchasing of our debt we are doomed to inflation. But it doesn't stop at inflation, some of it expands to selling valuable assets, bowing to foreign powers, and even sacrificing basic services.

This is a truly incredible moment to live putting things into an historical context.

But what do I know? I'm a pizza delivery guy.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:11 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 01:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 01:44 | Link to Comment My cognitive di...
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Deflation is here.

Lenders are not hiding, like they did during the Wehrmacht.

They expect to get paid...in full.

Is the H1N1 the new currency?

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 01:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 02:28 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 03:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 08:32 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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Glee...you want glee...I'll show you glee.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz8wDqZiQxk

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 09:05 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 03:34 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 03:35 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 04:55 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 06:21 | Link to Comment Eagle
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THESE IDIOTS WANT TO RUN ALL OF HEALTHCARE!

 

"Oh wait, we have to take your liver back out because the allocation for liver transplants this month was exceeded..."

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 08:00 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 07:57 | Link to Comment rapier
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It is the sacred right if not duty of Americans to screw the government.  As soon as the governement is involved everyones palm opens and every law and ethic go out the window. This is doublely true of businessmen who most always seem to forget must have to screw everyone they can if they want to be really sucessful.

 

Knowing this laws and regulations end up being complex in order to minimize the gamesmanship but that only makes the games more complex. So inevitably the US Government is often frightfully inefficient.  Then too since there is a political party whose foundational principal is that the government can't do anything right do everything within their power to guarantee it doesn't.

In this program nearly one billion dollars will flow through middle class consumers to the auto corporations very quickly.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 08:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 07:59 | Link to Comment nedwardkelly
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Run sand through the engine until it blows up. I'm shocked that the Government still manages to shock me with their utter idiocy.

What's next? Government incentives for digging holes and then filling them back in again? Hopefully the shovel industry lobby isn't that powerful.

How many of these clunkers do you really think are going to be destroyed anyway?

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 08:01 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 08:18 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 08:28 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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I tend to agree that there is pent up demand at lower prices as "defined" by the amount of any given gov rebate and matching mfg reabte off of MSRP.

If true then absent the rebate(s) the selling price needs to fall.  And since no one but a wall street bank can stay in businees while losing money that means the dealer cost has to fall.

But that would smell like deflation to me...and we knwo the Fed would not like that.

 

Pete

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 09:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:35 | Link to Comment glenlloyd
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prices were already low, pent up demand in a free market ultimately gets satisfied as people buy vehicles at the right price. The incentive did nothing more than encourage consumption now rather than later.

I contend that there is nothing greener than what's already been produced so to say that this program is a good thing is a fallacy. It's like believing that a weaker dollar will bring about exports, maybe for a short while but ultimately costs / pricing adjust to account for the weakened dollar.

I call the program a failure because it utilized tax dollars (we don't have) to remove potentially viable vehicles from the road, which regardless of polution levels is greener than building a new vehicle.

I'm not dissing your comments, mine would have been similar a couple years ago, but the reality of where we are now has altered my view significantly.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 08:32 | Link to Comment mil
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Point well taken. Now that didn't hurt. But if you post a contrarian point of view again, we will find you a force you to watch CNBC with your eyelids taped open.

 

 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 09:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 09:43 | Link to Comment mil
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Pizza Man, I believe Travis wrote this article, but I am sure he is greatful for the comliment. Do you deliver in 30 minutes or less? That pie really looks good.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:24 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 10:05 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:01 | Link to Comment mil
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You just don't get it. This is O's test model for health care. If the big O gets his health care proposal passed, old sick people will be designated as "clunkers", denied meds, and sent to the nearest hospital to be put down like and old terrier. This is just a test.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 11:32 | Link to Comment stockoperator
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they can't even handle a $1B program...they wanna pass a trillion dollar health care bill.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:14 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 08/01/2009 - 08:44 | Link to Comment trader1
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Germany got this right.  Give 2500 Euros to anyone trading in a car older than 10 years.  Just keep the metric simple.  There is no requirement to buy a more fuel efficient car.  Just any new car.  The probability is very high that the new car is more fuel efficient than a 10 year old car, so this satisfies the objective to have a more fuel efficient cars on the road.

Foreign subsidies aside, I don't think it matters.  Let the best auto manufacturers making the best cars win.  That is the heart of the international system of trade and capitalism, and it forces less competitive and less quality manufacturers to respond with new innovations or it fails to exist as a going concern. Furthermore, the people selling the cars get to keep their jobs and potentially maintain the spread of wealth effects into their local economies.

 

 

 

 

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