The CDO At The Heart Of The Eurozone Just Became Europe's Plunge Protection Team

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Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:05 | 1477377 Ahmeexnal
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the road to another world war has been laid out

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:16 | 1477424 Oh regional Indian
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Hey Ahmeexnal, did you follow CPL on the other thread on the impending nuclear something somewhere he could not tell?

I must say, everyone, it's really that charged, this time. History is replete with great moves occuring in this period. Empires crumbled (Holy Roman, supposedly, though I see it in it's last hurrah now, via the much compromised Vatican), Independence's granted (Jamaica, India, again, surface, face-wash independence), big births (Obama, 4th August, again suppsedly), the annual flooding of the nile, helical rising of sirius.... on and on..

the time between growth (Spring) and fall.... 

War indeed. Most of the pieces are in play. As someone pointed out recently, lil old India is one of the world's largest defense spenders now,  signs civilian nuclear deals with the US early this year and 2 days ago, discover's the world's largest Uranium Deposit!!! Yeah right!

New moon for Pluto.... on and on.... really a good time to be ready for anything.


Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:19 | 1477431 espirit
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ORI - I was following CPL until I'd figured he's been short waaaaay too long.

Just saying.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:22 | 1477442 Oh regional Indian
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Hey espirit, but see below? Anonymous hacks NATO.

He was right, and it's probably nuclear.


Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:33 | 1477470 Ahmeexnal
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ORI, didn't read up on CPL's post. Do you have the link?

You are right ORI, India has been militarily propped up by the "enlightened" democracies of the western world. India is facing east (China) in sacrifice. The power elite found no better way to reduce global population (and hence energy consumption) than having both India and China nuke it out in all out mutually assured annihilation.

The pieces of the puzzle are already in place.


edit: ORI, thanks for reposting CPL's posts below.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:34 | 1477480 Oh regional Indian
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See below. Freaky. 


Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:34 | 1477481 ZeroPower
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Whats the exact beef btw Indians and Chinese? Is it simply an innate dislike towards one another due to the (unsustainably) vast population growth or is there something else?

ORI how are Chinese viewed in India? Are they the Mexicans of N.A?

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:57 | 1477607 Oh regional Indian
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ZP, this is at the heart of the matter


And the Chinese presence in India is very Chinatownish. They are a real minority though. It's in the North East that they are constantly pushing pushing.


Thu, 07/21/2011 - 13:10 | 1477682 ZeroPower
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Cheers for the info. Will be visiting S India and the Northern region in a few months so will give a shout then.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 14:44 | 1478076 Oh regional Indian
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Awesome. Do give that shout. ZHer's welcome (Goodfellas that is!!!)



Thu, 07/21/2011 - 22:04 | 1479460 StychoKiller
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Methinks someone's tin-foil beanie was screwed on too tight!

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:05 | 1477379 oogs66
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EFSF is now a SIV.  Remember how well the SIV's worked out for Citi?

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:11 | 1477397 Ahmeexnal
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script kiddies have hacked into NATO mainframes and now have plenty of compromising information:



Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:19 | 1477432 Oh regional Indian
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Holy smoke, this is what CPL was talking about yesterday. 

by CPL 
on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 17:40

Doesn't matter they are all getting all, I mean in a couple of days by another anon project.  This one...I'm a vulgar man and I find it disgusting on what all of them have done.


You will all be speechless, by promise I don't mean by speechless disgusted, by speechless you are all going for pitch forks and guns.

by Oh regional Indian 
on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 17:44

holy Smoke Cpl. Say more Seymore!

Such tension.....


by CPL 
on Wed, 07/20/2011 - 17:49

Nope another anon has it under control with team Big Bertha.    It involves nukes but not in power generation.  Quick and rapid strike without anyone in the civil servant core of electorate involved in the decision..


Think Chernobyl and the complete rejuvenation of the landscape around it.  The animals survived, the trees grow and no humans bitching and complaining.


Anyone with a nuke has been studying the area for years and it is a template now, not a study case.


Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:19 | 1477433 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Very coincidental all this hacking going on just when congress is trying to pass the so called "Cyber Security Act".  Remember The "Patriot" Act!?


Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:27 | 1477461 dogismyth
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I call bullshit!  But time will tell.  Just like Assange was going to release a megatron bomb on the financials...and it never happened.  I have a hard time believing their is a mysterious group called anonymous that has hacking powers and is not traceable. 

Why make the announcement of a hack job?  Just release the details...or STFU.

IMO Anonymous falls into the same category as the Elenin/Niburu/end-of-days bullshit.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:38 | 1477490 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Is it the next phase in the evolution of "reality" entertainment perhaps? 

Designed to capture the attention and imagination of a particular segment of people who largely do not watch TV?

Just a thought.  Any way you slice it, it sure ain't boring!

(I'm waiting for the TPTB meme about chaos on the internets to start getting conflated with Black-Mask Anarchy -- that seems like it would be a decent tell)

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:36 | 1477492 ZeroPower
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Why make the announcement of a hack job?  Just release the details...or STFU.

+1. That shit is old. I just say 'cool story bro' everytime something similar comes up.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 13:57 | 1477878 Edward Fiatski
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Assange is a C.I.A. asset, and I'm still waiting for those BAC files. :) The current false-flag ops are being run against mass gatherings of people like online forums, games, social networks with the goal of drawing attention to the anonymous, 'lawless' part of the Internet, which eventually makes an Internet Kill Switch (of all services, bar Dancing with the Stars and World of Warcraft) possible in the society.

/tiphat to spooks

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:06 | 1477384 treemagnet
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Before you throw the anchor, its always a good idea to make damn sure the line isn't wrapped around your ankle.  Just saying.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:38 | 1477494 GoinFawr
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I like the cut of your jib, definitely not three sheets to the wind.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 13:12 | 1477657 Zero Govt
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so you're saying these guys could all drown being attached to the same anchor chain? it sick to say I like the thought!

I'm seeing Trichet, Barruso and Van Ratboy as Bay Watch lifeguards in red swimmies running (in slow-mo) down the beach. The 3 dive into the waves and swim out to save 7 struggling drowners. Instead of giving them bouys Trichet et al dish out lead weights (more debt) leaving them struggling even harder and deeper underwater 

The drowners soon cotton on they're not being 'Saved' and think "WTF" and "What the Hell" and all grab Trichet, Barruso and Van Ratboy by the shorts and take them down with them. My fantasy has a happy ending though because with the beach now clear of hysterical stupid Suicide Socialists and the shambolic scene now quiet I get to snog Gina Lee Nolan for a roll in the sand

Now how could anyone call that sick eh!

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 14:15 | 1477950 Oh regional Indian
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No Sheet!

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:07 | 1477385 Xibalba
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What's the problem with socialism, anyways? 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:16 | 1477421 Tuco Benedicto ...
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This is not "socialism".  We live under a "corporate fascist" state.



Thu, 07/21/2011 - 14:01 | 1477887 NotApplicable
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Let's see, it relies on violent coercion to enforce, and is funded with stolen goods. If you believe this is a proper way to achieve a healthy society, well, look where it's gotten us so far.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 22:17 | 1479481 StychoKiller
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The problem with socialism is socialism, because there are no socialists.  Socialism is a system based upon an assumption about human nature that simply isn't true.  I can design a perfect canine community in which dogs never chase squirrels or groom their nether regions in an indelicate manner.  But the moment I take that idea from the drawing board to the real world, I will discover that I cannot get dogs to behave against their nature--at least not without inflicting a terrible amount of punishment. Likewise, it's easy to design a society that rewards each according to his need instead of his ability.  The hard part is getting the crooked timber of humanity to yield to your vision.

And it's also why the problem with capitalism is capitalists.  Some people will always abuse the system and take things too far.  Some will do it out of the hubris of intellect.  Some will do it out of the venality of greed.

I bring all of this up because many in Washington seem convinced that the solution to the problem with capitalists is always less capitalism.  To be sure, a free-market society is in some sense a government program.  The government must prosecute criminality, enforce contracts, and demand that the rules be observed.  Few lovers of free markets are so laissez-faire as to want to strip the government of its role as REFEREE.  But few should want the REFEREE to suit up and play the game.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:07 | 1477387 Global Hunter
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they are confident the law of unintended consequences is on summer vacation or they failed to consider anything with a longer time horizon of 48 hours.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 14:29 | 1477998 Zero Govt
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the "law of unintended consequences" will certainly rear its head at some point in this political clown show but it's not illegal

...i thought price manipulation was illegal however, silly me now we have politicians funded to rig prices (as the Fed has been doing to interest rates) when either they don't like what the market is telling them or presumably also to pump it into some dream world LaLa Land fantasy

Europe has effectively been bankrupted by politicians throwing other peoples money at (socialist) ideaology to keep its nonsense afloat (eg. healthcare, social security, public transport etc). They've learnt nothing. Now these cretins are starting of debt and stock markets

more absolute politico loony bollocks, the cancer is spreading

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:07 | 1477389 jtmo3
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To the moon with their markets too. No drop allowed anywhere anymore. Buy stocks.

Are these people running the world just fucking nuts or what?

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:08 | 1477391 SheepDog-One
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So now the world is just based upon various 'teams' that prevent things from 'plunging', of course ignoring that every time they do that they further weaken the remaining foundation but WHATEVER its all good until the total complete collapse.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:33 | 1477478 Spitzer
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No, the ECB announces and discloses by the amount, every time they expand the Euro money supply.

The Fed does not.

Who has a stronger hand ? A central bank presiding over the biggest debtor nation in history with no gold ? (Treasury has most of the gold, not the Fed)

Or the ECB, who has no connection to any nation state yet presides over the biggest gold hoard in the world ?

King Euro

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:35 | 1477483 Ahmeexnal
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And how is that "biggest gold hoard in the world" protected?

Another Maginot line?

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:56 | 1477603 Spitzer
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Protected form what ?

Don't give me this bullshit about the bankrupt US military. The Soviets had the big bad military too and how well did that work out for them ?

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:09 | 1477392 espirit
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Rule change in mid-stream, buy the rumor / sell the news.

Sounds bullish.

sarc on/off, I forget which.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:10 | 1477395 Archimedes
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additional amount of up to [xx] euros? Does that mean unlimited? ;-)

And they want to "reduce" the role of rating agencies..ha! How is this bullish for the Euro?

The desperation is so palpable. But hey, do you really expect nations to just give in and have their economies implode? 

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:10 | 1477396 oogs66
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seriously, the EFSF has carte blanche to do what it wants?  Germany must be providing a 100% guarantee

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:48 | 1477550 SWRichmond
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Nah; it looks like it's all off-balance sheet, bottomless pit of money kind of accounting.  Or leverage.  Either way, I'm sure it'll work out just fine.  No worries!

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:12 | 1477402 wsmith
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Fuck Europe.

I've decided I'd rather masturbate to the lovely image of Becky Quick giving head to Steve Lisman.


I've tuned in, turned on, and dropped out.

Anyway, so long.

And God bless all you Marxist cocksuckers.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:27 | 1477463 Quintus
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I've noticed from your postings recently that you appear to have a bad case of Tourette's syndrome.  You should try to control that.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:12 | 1477403 Cognitive Dissonance
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Just keep purchasing PMs and ignore all the noise in the background folks. It's all just various screeches and groans of a dying fiat paper empire.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:24 | 1477447 wsmith
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Paper isn't dying, my friend.

The power-brokers love paper.  And when they go broke, they get rescued.

It's a fixed game.

When gold goes over 2000, you'll see the government step in to control the price.

You can't win.

Anyway, so long.

And God bless all you Marxist cocksuckers.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:27 | 1477462 Cognitive Dissonance
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You keep on saying you are leaving, as in "so long".

So when can we expect you to actually leave?

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:39 | 1477500 Whalley World
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Before you split, you should know that government has been fixing the gold price for decades.  Check out GATA for evidence.  They may continue to use derivatives to slow the price increases but as far as holding it down, not possible.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:13 | 1477408 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Welcome to the party Europe!  Time to sell calls and buy puts on oil/gold/silver, eh Junker?  Oh and hey, anyone know who makes up the European PPT?  Tyler?  Do you know what the board is?

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:14 | 1477414 Version 7
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Greece is in a uniquely grave situation in the Euro area.

They do not know what is the Euro area.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:14 | 1477415 Gringo Viejo
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Like sitting at a poker table where the other 7 players are house shills.

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:26 | 1477457 HungrySeagull
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I'll be your cooler. They wont be at the table long heh.

20% of your take deal?

Thu, 07/21/2011 - 12:15 | 1477417 oogs66
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seriously, the EFSF has carte blanche to do what it wants?  Germany must be providing a 100% guarantee

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