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CDS Speculators May Or May Not Be Cause For Riots In Greece To Turn Violent

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More postcards from a post-austerity Greece where 10,000 protesters take to the streets. Pick the CDS speculators out.




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Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:10 | Link to Comment Racer
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I know... I know... the CDS speculator is that one in the second last picture.... do I win a prize?

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:31 | Link to Comment whydtinogo
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Nope thats the new CDS regulator shooting down the spec traders. The CDS trader is the guy in the brown jacket in the first picture - the one the looks like hes going to flash (except hes got his pants on) - you know they are all deviants!!

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:07 | Link to Comment spekulatn
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The CDS trader is the guy in the brown jacket in the first picture - the one the looks like hes going to flash (except hes got his pants on) - you know they are all deviants!!

That is some funny shit whydtinogo. Thanks much for the gut splitter.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 16:53 | Link to Comment Problem Is
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Hey... who torched the Goldman company Audi in pic 3?

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 17:30 | Link to Comment velobabe
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going after fine GERMAN engineering. tt coupe?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-LB94Kwlws

april 29, 1992 sublime rodney king riots

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:17 | Link to Comment ArkansasAngie
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I'd give a buck fifty for him to go ahead and flash it.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:58 | Link to Comment zenon
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You guys are all wrong. He's the guy with the white hair in the 3rd picture overlooking the "burning of someone else's car" - isn't that what CDS's are about?

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:20 | Link to Comment Assetman
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C'mon guys... the CDS speculator is the kid with the motorcycle helmet and the slingshot.

Everyone knows that CDS speculators carry slingshots.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:21 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Actually I love the guy in the same picture showing up to the party with his handy dandy 5 lb. sledge hammer. It's amazing the things you can accomplish with a 5lb sledge. I've even used it to pound in 6 penny finish nails. Just ignore the dents in the wood casing.

The 5 lb. sledge, the portable persuader.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:30 | Link to Comment SV
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As long as the head is wedged well.  I had one come off, spin and in a moment of retardation on my part I tried to catch it... right before it hit the ground with my finger between it and the pavement.  Can you say Distal Phalanx Fracture? I knew you could.

Fri, 03/12/2010 - 01:16 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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No, this is the portable Persuader.  8 in the tube and 1 in the chamber will pursuade even the most reticent hooligan to cease and desist.

But yes, a 5lb. sledge is a close second ;)

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 14:01 | Link to Comment Gold...Bitches
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No, I think its the guy in the last picture.  The one getting his head mashed into the stone railing.  They got him!  Now its all safe again, right?

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 14:10 | Link to Comment JR
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Congratulations! You’ve just won a certified authentic yellow metal replica of Klugman’s Nobel Peace Prize, complete with multicolored  European grosgrain silk ribbon!

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:10 | Link to Comment Cheshire.Cat
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And soon coming to a theatre near you.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:54 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Not an American theater. We have been completely conditioned and pacified. That was proven during the 2008 elections, when 96% of the incumbents were returned to office, which came on the heels of the Congressional middle finger given to the population a few months earlier.

Nope, the natives will give you no problems, other than the occasional squawk when the TV goes down.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:39 | Link to Comment Flyingtrader
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Ummm... the Civil War?

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 14:21 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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He said successful revolution or uprising. As in successful.

Ask anyone below the Mason-Dixon line if the the Civil War was a successful revolution or uprising and you might be caught up in the latest skirmish, courtesy of your question.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:18 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:11 | Link to Comment Cheshire.Cat
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And soon coming to a theatre near you.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:15 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Second from the bottom, with the sling shot. It's a new CDS speculating strategy.

It's called CDS Slingshot, where the shit gets blown back in your face and you're (once again) bailed out by the powers-that-be.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:16 | Link to Comment Altan311
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LOVE IT. LIVE FOR FREEDOM!

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:19 | Link to Comment Paladin en passant
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Uh, dude, that ain't freedom.  That's spoiled children throwing a tantrum because the mean reality told them they won't get dessert.  Perhaps you'd like to chip in to their "save our retire-at-60 fund"?

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:19 | Link to Comment John McCloy
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Here comes that wave of state jobs cuts I have been looking for the past year. Once those start getting slashed with authority its going to start a chain reaction beneath small business. Hold onto your potatoes Doca Jones..were gonna have a crash landing.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_closing_schools

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:33 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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I read the article.  Covington looks to be the right medicine.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:27 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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12 months pay (rather than 14) for 12 months work is fucking Draconian!  Burn the Audis!

If there is a bailout, what will the Germans do?  Gyros is already burnt.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:29 | Link to Comment Ragnarok
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I believe most the protesters are gov't union employees and retarded young anarchists (the same ones you see at every international event), so in that case f'em. Time for the parasites to eat their turd sandwich.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:44 | Link to Comment Missing_Link
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Amen.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:21 | Link to Comment monmick
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Not sure which ones are CDS speculators, but my guess is that the Audi belongs to one of them...

Someone has kindly offered to check the tire pressure with a sledge hammer...

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:50 | Link to Comment BobPaulson
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He left it there after his quick flight to the Caymans about two weeks before the story broke and the protesters came out and trashed some small businesses owned by a small family trying to make ends meet. 

I am so relieved though to see people taking direct action. It could be messy and lots of mistakes will be made, but at least some people aren't completely owned by the Matrix. The down side is the possible appearance of a fascist demagogue out of this. 

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:33 | Link to Comment Leo Kolivakis
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While the images are haunting, the reality is that most Greeks support the austerity measures and realize the gig is up. Private businesses in Athens opened up shop today (don't know why) as many need to work to feed their family. Public sector workers are on strike but what are they trying to prove? Are they mad at the socialist government? At the bankers? At Wall Street? At Germany? What???

I'll say this much for Greeks (and other Euopeans), unlike Canadian and US citizens, which are lobotomized by MSM, they have no problems protesting when they feel they're getting screwed. You'll never see that type of rioting in Ottawa or Washington. People here are like passive puppets.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:37 | Link to Comment monmick
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They are mad at YOU, Leo...

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:39 | Link to Comment Gordon Freeman
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Can't argue with you there, Leo--the US authorities would be seriously unnerved by a true street riot.  American protesters, if they could ever be aroused, would likely be far more violent than the Europeans, for whom demonstrating is a type of game for both sides.

The American authorities would inevitably over-react, and there would be casualties, a bloody mess.

It'll happen, and so will all sorts of other things US society has no real experience with.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:48 | Link to Comment Missing_Link
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"No real experience with?"

Are you forgetting the Rodney King riots?

All it took in that case was one police beating to light up LA and several other major cities.

There were the WTO protests in Seattle, too (the "Battle for Seattle"), in which the leftist/anarchist thugs provoked the police into overreaction with violence and then smashed up the city when the police finally had to break out the tear gas.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 15:12 | Link to Comment Gordon Freeman
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I'm talking about protesters shooting back...

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 17:13 | Link to Comment velobabe
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April 26th, 1992,
there was a riot on the streets,
tell me where were you?
You were sittin' home watchin' your TV,
while I was paticipatin' in some anarchy.

First spot we hit it was my liqour store.
I finally got all that alcohol I can't afford.
With red lights flashin' time to retire,
And then we turned that liquor store into a structure fire.

Next stop we hit it was the music shop,
It only took one brick to make that window drop.
Finally we got our own p.a.
Where do you think I got this guitar that you're hearing today?
Hey!

sublime

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:18 | Link to Comment Headbanger
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Yep... four dead in O-hi-o..

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 17:15 | Link to Comment velobabe
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i was there!

love you headbanger

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:13 | Link to Comment seventree
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It'll happen, and so will all sorts of other things US society has no real experience with

There are plenty of troops in Iraq & Afghanistan experienced in dealing with "insurgencies" who could be reassigned pretty quick.

Fri, 03/12/2010 - 11:48 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:42 | Link to Comment SteveNYC
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That's a good take on things. Which is why America is no longer fit to lead anything.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:38 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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Nah, bunch of pussies and bureaucrats on those pictures. I can guarantee you that no privately employed person is striking in Greece. Only gov. jobs unions and college kids, joined by anarcho-tourists from various parts of Europe. But hey, that's better than nothing.  If/When the start tearing down and burning their own places of employment and their schools then and only then will shit really hit the fan. Till then, just a bit of exhibitionism on the part of the so called protesters.  

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:48 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Cheeky, you Bastard. Long time no see. We miss your avatar, your caustic sarcasm and spot on laser wit.

Fri, 03/12/2010 - 01:21 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Yeah, Cheeky, you fucker!  You don't come around nearly enough anymore.  Where you been?

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:48 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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anarcho-tourists

is there a group discount?

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:14 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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I think some European operators offer some sort of a "rioting travel" or some shit like that. It was popular some time ago when there were strikes in France and Italy. Bunch of people showed up and tear some Paris districts apart and then flew home first class.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 15:26 | Link to Comment delacroix
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car burning, is pretty popular in france. thats gotta help the auto industry.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:12 | Link to Comment SV
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Are there anarcho-tourist tour groups to serve that demographic like the gay/lesbian outfits?  j/k

Nice to see you CB...

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 14:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:51 | Link to Comment 10044
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The problem with socialism is that you ultimately run out of someone else's money.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:00 | Link to Comment John McCloy
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+1

Im sure CNBC has sent Erin Burnett in a thong to Athens cover this crystal ball for America.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:13 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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Link?  Please, link?  Please?

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:36 | Link to Comment George the baby...
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The problem with socialism is that you ultimately run out of someone else's money.

Sounds a lot like capitalism.  Haven't we just about run out of the Yuan?

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 14:18 | Link to Comment WaterWings
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We don't have a capitalist system anymore.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:58 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:04 | Link to Comment Pound Of Flesh
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On Feb. 5th the market bottomed and turned higher as rumors spread of a Greece bailout over the weekend. Over a month later this is the outcome and any rational person saw it coming.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 03/11/2010 - 14:31 | Link to Comment JR
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Witnessing government's response to protests in cities around the world, one is struck by the similarity in the faceless Darth Vader-type riot costumes of the police leaving their identities protected.  When Americans revolt, I'm wandering if it'll be the citizens and the protesters wearing the masks and riot gear and the government's faces that will be showing. 

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 16:42 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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"The question is not if, but when. What is going to push Americans over the edge?"

If the democrats have a supermajority in November..

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:14 | Link to Comment Headbanger
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You think CNBC will air such violent scenes when they start happening here in the good ol USA??

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:37 | Link to Comment George the baby...
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"The revolution will not be televised"

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 16:45 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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FOX will. And they'll get market share for doing it.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:20 | Link to Comment virgilcaine
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Kind of hard to Operate business when the streets are on fire..  how will they service the debt with out tax receipts ?

The anarchists arent leaving anytime soon and have thousands of recently unemployed govt workers to join them.

 

 

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:20 | Link to Comment Gubbmint Cheese
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Its a trick question. The CDS speculator is on a beach someplace nice.. drinking pina coladas. But there is a CDS spec position shown in the third picture. See that Audi? 

*cha-ching*

business is good. 

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 03/11/2010 - 17:46 | Link to Comment Stranger
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Don't think that was a policeman bro.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:35 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:38 | Link to Comment Gimp
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Since half the Greek population works for the government it is good to see the Police earning their money! 

If you notice the Police are always protecting the Bank's property.

"Who runs BarterTown?"

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:40 | Link to Comment BlackBeard
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I bet that roadside gyro guy is making a killing!!  nothing makes a person hungry than a violet protest!

On a more serious note, we need more anarchy porn here.  This was such a tease.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:44 | Link to Comment tmosley
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They are the ones taking the pictures.  They only get paid if they have proof that the government was totally destroyed.  That's why the govt is paying those people to riot.

Quid pro quo.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 13:46 | Link to Comment Leo Kolivakis
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I could have sworn that I saw Soros, Griffin, Paulson, and Cohen enjoying their Greek coffees somewhere in one of those pics.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 14:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 03/11/2010 - 14:35 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Greece, you kick ass!  Thank you for setting an example!

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 15:26 | Link to Comment Leo Kolivakis
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One of the discussions I had last night at the Men's Club with those Marxist professors is how far can societies flourish as wealth is increasingly concentrated in the hands of a few:

Forbes List of World's billionaires 2010

I got nothing against billionaires, but my redistributive side tells me that no individual should have a net worth that exceeds a billion (or far less). In the past, America's richest families built things and donated huge wealth. Not any more. Now it's all a beauty contest of who makes it on top of some silly list of the world's richest people.

The super rich are not like you and I. They have huge egos that need to be attended to or else their whole existence is put into question.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 17:26 | Link to Comment velobabe
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wrong leo, my daughter has been teaching pilates for 10 years to forbes #536 billionaire. very nice kind man.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:14 | Link to Comment Leo Kolivakis
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I also heard Spain's richest man, Amancio Ortega (#9 on the list), founder of Zara is a very nice & humble man.

Fri, 03/12/2010 - 04:33 | Link to Comment Burnbright
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I think that is because being rich now has almost nothing to do with working hard and its more about who you know close to the money spigot.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 15:27 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 03/11/2010 - 15:32 | Link to Comment delacroix
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I wish I could afford a larger ego.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 23:05 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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Looks like diesel cocktails to me. Can't they afford petrol?

 

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 17:14 | Link to Comment Millivanilli
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S.3081: Enemy Belligerent, Interrogation, Detention, and Prosecution Act of 2010 – U.S. Congress – OpenCongress Posted on by willyloman

 OpenCongress

The “Enemy Belligerent, Interrogation, Detention, and Prosecution Act of 2010,” introduced by Senators John McCain and Joseph Lieberman on Thursday with little fanfare, “sets out a comprehensive policy for the detention, interrogation and trial of suspected enemy belligerents who are believed to have engaged in hostilities against the United States by requiring these individuals to be held in military custody, interrogated for their intelligence value and not provided with a Miranda warning,”

(definition of “belligerent” – … “inclined to or exhibiting assertiveness, hostility, or combativeness”  synonyms belligerent, bellicose, pugnacious, quarrelsome, contentious )  =  “dissent”?

 

The bill does not distinguish between U.S. citizens and non-citizens, and states that “suspected belligerents” who are “considered a “high-value detainee” shall not be provided with a Miranda warning.”

A person is considered a “high value detainee” if they fulfill one of the following criteria.

(1) poses a threat of an attack on civilians or civilian facilities within the U.S. or U.S. facilities abroad; (2) poses a threat to U.S. military personnel or U.S. military facilities; (3) potential intelligence value; (4) is a member of al Qaeda or a terrorist group affiliated with al Qaeda or (5) such other matters as the President considers appropriate.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 17:52 | Link to Comment Lndmvr
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As the need for revenge simmers on the back burner of the minds that are just waiting to snap.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 23:10 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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 Belligerence is now a crime??

This does not bode well for Americans held in custody by other countries.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 20:16 | Link to Comment Shamwow
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Gee, this would be a great time for an insured property owner to have their failing shop unfortunately burn down due to rioters...get the molotov cocktails out gentlemen...

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 22:30 | Link to Comment mkkby
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Better check your policy, moron.  Riots are generally NOT covered.

Thu, 03/11/2010 - 21:18 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 03/11/2010 - 23:07 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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You know these kinds of things have a habit of spreading to other communities.

Fri, 03/12/2010 - 08:22 | Link to Comment Grand Supercycle
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The EURO rally I warned of has started.

http://www.zerohedge.com/forum/market-outlook-0

Fri, 03/12/2010 - 11:35 | Link to Comment Agent P
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I can't believe no one else has called this...it's obvious the CDS speculators are the three mannequins behind the cracked (but still intact) glass...they are cold, heartless creatures who show no emotion, and try as you might, you just can't get at them to stop their reckless behavior.

Fri, 03/12/2010 - 11:44 | Link to Comment Agent P
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Also, check out the mob/police clash pic right above the slingshot dude...is it just me, or is the carrot top in the striped shirt a scared little kid clinging to an adult for dear life?

WTF? Who brings junior to a riot?

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