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The real people are resigned to breadlines and chucked on the rubbish as corpses, the revised headline "improvement" feed the banksters greed to stuff their faces on the entrails
Don't forget the "birth/death model" scam too.
BLS should be revised to BS
Ahhh... my favorite book. Thanks for the pump.
Scariest damn horror story I've EVER read! Unfortunately, it looks like TPTB are using it for a blueprint!
Everyone's so dramatic! Anyhow, I was curious if there was a dataset on weekly revisions prior to 2010.
It makes sense to me that more complete data--needing more time to gather--will innocently demonstrate that the previous number was underestimated.
I mean, I get, "even if you're right, the data is that way for Big Brother to lie to us--Tyler said so." Still, I'm just curious.
that's right. u see goldman is creating lots of new jobs. they said so. in full page newspaper ads:
and in other goldman squid news, fabulous fab sez the sec fraud laws don't apply to him... the cdo transactions were done overseas. hehe.
the antifraud provisions of the federal securities laws can be applied if, and only if, the securities transaction at issue takes place in the United States
Goldman creating jobs???hahaha
After all the ruckus about Indians getting green cards in US in the name of outsourcing, they have finally kicked the onsite guys off the planet and are going for extreeeeme outsourcing.
CLOUD COMPUTING! must have heard abt this as the "new hip /hype/fad on silicon valley"
No more need for visas, green cards or anything!
All Fortune[only to their managers]1000 companies will kneel before their fortunes and embrace this no-employee-onsite-running-the- company-by video-conferencing-model for next 10 years
why bother hiring people when all the software can be used online
This is the consequence of Hyper-computing !
who said revolutionary ideas are always good
Clap Clap Clap! Bring on the accolades,awards for the new innovation!
"We believe by removing the unreliable human component in the execution of projects we have drastically improved productivity and this should improve margins and make companies more competetive"
clap clap clap; so 2 geeky guys sitting in bangalore will manage HR,finance,legal,regulatory,CR and everything else on supercomputers and hyper-broadband internet
All a company needs is a CEO with an ipad4G[or RIM playbook] and a part-time janitor with a Phd in something worthless.
Rest of you humans can fall of the face of the earth duly after applauding these visionaries.
sometimes you have to look on the bright side - imagine how small you could make gov't with cloud computing
And the Unions get teleported to mars!
Imagine that too!
As Ian from Spinal Tap would say, it's not that the number of jobs are falling its just that the employment market is getting more selective
And they wonder why we distrust and dislike government...duh.
I'm Homer Simpson and I approve this message.
Now... put out that fire and get back to work Simpson...
Aren't you that guy from sector C?
Taking the "L" out of "BLS"...
Washington never told a lie: past
BLS never tells the truth: present
I'm in a fun-having mood. I'm going to send this link and a few others over to the BLS for an explanation.
Let us know how that goes. I am sure you will get an quick and thoughtful response. Booooo Yaaaa!
And the LamestreamMedia ... Yawns.
Excellent there Conrad. I sent in one as well. The more they get the more embarrassed they get. Keep the pressure on.
"The more they get the more embarrassed they get."
Or . . . the more people they add to their "watch" list.
The more people on their 'watch' list, the harder we are to effectively watch
@ Conrad: I like the cut of your jib, sir. Sail on.
I believe it may be time to trigger that programmed response from your collective childhoods:
(Opens "Hand, Hand, Fingers, Thumb")
"...more monkeys come. Many more fingers, many more thumbs, many more monkeys drumming on drums. MILLIONS OF FINGERS, MILLIONS OF THUMBS, MILLIONS OF MONKEYS DRUMMING ON DRUMS..."
I gave up on worrying about lists after the PATRIOT Act (they watch library records for fucks sake). If they want to waste resources on me instead of monitoring the true threats to our country, fuck em. If they keep everyone running scared then they win, and that's not acceptable.
And thanks again for having a pair and putting them into action. More like you and we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
Kinda reminds me of profitable trading days on every single day of the month!
It can happen...
Tyler is posting m/f er today..HELP, IM READING POSTS AND CANT KEEP UP!!
Great job !!!.. I appreciate you and your valuable information and the effort it takes to keep it up...
+1 : Edit : revised to +2
Algo'ed to 3
Naked shorted back down to +2
Sliced 'n diced 'n derivatived 'n levered up 'n CDS'd to 10^10^10
Flash crashed back to +2...
I'm with Waddell and Reed, you know...
revised one week later to +80,000
And hyperinflated to infinity...
+2 oz of Gold.
So where does that leave us vis a vis the whole "still in Kansas" thing, Toto?
Thus not only is the market not a forward looking indicator...but a lagging one.
where is MSM - we are being looted
Think that's good? Check out the BEA mulitple revisions AFTER the final for GDP....
How about the annual revision?
Take that BLS mocker mockers!
Hey don't mock the mocker mockers...uh, wait...nm
I can't quite remember. What does bls stand for? Is it bureau of lying shits? Does anyone truly believe them at any time?
"What does bls stand for?"
Tyler, at this point the various governmental bureaucracies simply don't care if the fraud is completely transparent. All the zombies ever wanted was a quiet, non-stressful job where they had to perform minimal, if any, duties, and hang on until retirement.
They had hoped that the ponzi could change stripes (read: asset classes) to cover their litany of lies and resume the glory days, but alas, it is not forthcoming. At this point, you can almost hear the lamentations of the minions of municipal, state and federal employees, contractors and their (actually, our) wards:
Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little blog like you could destroy our beautiful wickedness! Ohhh! Look out! Look out! We're going! Ohhhh – Ohhhhhhhhhh!
WTF is that?
Don't give up hope. If the GOP gets a majority they will privatize SS & Medicare. Does that count as a new asset class?
Nope, just more evaporated demand if/when those accounts are hollowed out by the TBTF (but just big enough to fuck the daylights out of the likes of you) and seniors have to forego shuffleboard in favor of cat food.
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