Charting Today's Second Worst Ever Initial Claims Miss To Expectations

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Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:39 | 1242865 GetZeeGold
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Damn....missed again.

 

 

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:00 | 1242954 Cognitive Dissonance
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Maxwell Smart: "Missed it by [ that ] much."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPwrodxghrw

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:08 | 1242986 Cone of Uncertainty
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Is that guy talking about the size of Bernanke's wang?

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:10 | 1243007 GetZeeGold
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Is that guy talking about the size of Bernanke's.....

 

Well....it does explain why the screw job doesn't seem to actually hurt.....that bad.

 

 

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:17 | 1243026 Id fight Gandhi
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That's more of a peering-though-a-magnifying-glass gesture.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:20 | 1243059 CPL
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He'll never touch bottom, but he'll be able to bang the hell out of the sides.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:16 | 1243019 nyse
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++

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:18 | 1243031 Don Birnam
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"A miss ? Bah ! 'Twas naught but anomalies. 'Tis but a scratch."

http://www.linustechtips.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/monty-python-bla...

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:18 | 1243046 Cognitive Dissonance
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Some people just don't know when to give up.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:22 | 1243039 DaveyJones
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Beat me to it. Brilliant show. Look at the creators. The more I think about the ineptitude of our government the more I think about the show. Caught a rare interview with Barbara Feldman when Don Adams died, nice. Guess there was a big hold up and you could not get the old episodes on DVD. Luckily they're available now. Guess Chaos won afterall......  

pre-waterboard humor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hd2e_tRBlY&feature=related

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:27 | 1243076 Cognitive Dissonance
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I always loved the cone of silence, including all the various derivations such as the mobile or underwater ones. They could never hear each other, but everyone else could always hear them. :>)

 

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:38 | 1243111 DaveyJones
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everyone would hear them because they would end up bending out underneath and start yelling at each other :)

 http://www.wouldyoubelieve.com/

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:44 | 1243158 Cognitive Dissonance
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The parallels between CONTROL and Coneland.....er......Homeland Security are too numerous to list other than incompetence.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:39 | 1243139 Don Birnam
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There is no comedy such as this anymore, IMO. A rotary phone in the heel of a Florsheim: classic men's accessory. ( Do they sell these at Brookstone ? ) As an aside, Don Adams' personal automobile was, for many years, the red '65 Sunbeam Tiger he drove in the credits for the first several seasons.

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Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:55 | 1243233 DaveyJones
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great pic

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 12:15 | 1243681 Problem Is
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+5... Hilarious CD!!
It's Timmay Jeethner talking to a pre-beard Bernank about to load the helicopter...

Mary Shapiro is going to make a double-butt-ugly Agent 99...

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 14:09 | 1244186 Cognitive Dissonance
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I thought it was Karma calling when I found the photo of Maxwell Smart showing us how small a miss it was along with the Chief of CONTROL holding bags of money. Priceless.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:37 | 1243130 bankonzhongguo
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This is why they "killed" bin ladin.

Too bad the "mission accomplished - part deux" was as effective as a CME silver margin hike.

 

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:43 | 1242870 RunningMan
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Start hiring more spin specialists. 

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:41 | 1243157 Use of Weapons
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Funny you should mention that.

Seems ICE wants to know why Capital flight is occurring.

https://www.fbo.gov/?s=opportunity&mode=form&id=0f3bf3ac7810bc35d5aa71ec...

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:45 | 1242878 hedgeless_horseman
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Liesman is in Europe on some assignment. 

Steve is visiting England, where he can learn that the English translation of his surname is, "a man that lies."  One can't hide from one's heritage.

 

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:57 | 1242950 I Am The Unknow...
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Excellent observation.  Is his middle name "Wurm?"

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:20 | 1243053 Id fight Gandhi
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Isnt it a Jewish name?

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:42 | 1242881 digitlman
Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:46 | 1242902 Temporalist
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The title of the article you link is

Jobless Claims in U.S. Unexpectedly Jump Due to Anomalies

By "Anomalies" they mean people who can't find jobs.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:12 | 1243014 aheady
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lol

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:08 | 1242998 The Third Man
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Notice how the drums are starting to beat inside the FED for QE3?


Stimulus Necessary

Federal Reserve Bank of Boston President Eric Rosengren yesterday said record stimulus is necessary to spur the “anemic” economy and that raising interest rates to combat increasing food and fuel prices would impede growth.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 11:03 | 1243293 Alex Kintner
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Yeah right. Like QE 1&2 were sooo good at generating jobs. QE3 will complete the annihilation the seniors living on fixed income and they spill into the labor market to push the unemployment rate to 50%. Dammit, freakin blood pressure.  I need a nap.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:41 | 1243159 Mentaliusanything
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"The four-week moving average for jobless claims, a less- volatile measure, rose to 431,250 from 409,000."

Well I'm glad thats sorted yah fuckers

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 11:01 | 1243267 Alex Kintner
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Ha ha ha.

Bloomberg: The "Spring Break" effect. Oh for chrise sakes, now they are just making sh1+ up.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:45 | 1242882 Segestan
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Not to worry these are just more of the millions of Fat , Lazy Americans abusing tax payers. Jobs that only illegal minorities really want. Move along.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:46 | 1242890 Clorox Cowboy
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I'm beyond fed-up at this point with hearing everyone blame bad news on problems with seasonal adjustment!!  My 3 year old daughter understands that you don't change the rules in the middle of the game...you turds at GS liked seasonal adjustments just fine when it gave you good numbers (ones that match your laughable GDP estimates), so no, I'm sorry...you're stuck with it.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:48 | 1242903 GetZeeGold
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...you turds at GS

 

Wow....does the promotion come with a raise?

 

 

 

 

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 11:07 | 1243311 Alex Kintner
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+10. LOL. Oh man, who junked you for that one. Freakin G$ trolls are everywhere.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:48 | 1242898 tempo
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Ben Landen killing offset poor jobs number in short term...maybe connected. We are starting to see the initial effect of the slowing in the GROWTH in deficit spending. Expect a 5-8% contraction in GDP if budget was balanced. No way this will be allowed as the elite families making trillions will be exposed. At this point, poor jobs numbers lends support to even higher deficit spending.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:51 | 1242929 GetZeeGold
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This just in......Ben Laden......is still dead.

 

More film at 11:00......no pictures though.

 

 

 

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:43 | 1243140 DaveyJones
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shit, and I only have a photographic memory. I think you solved the mystery though. They killed BEN laden not his brother Bin

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:47 | 1242899 willien1derland
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TD Zandi's assessment of today's Jobless Claims data (Moody's Analytics) - Initial U.S. jobless claims are not moving in the right direction, but while the movement is discouraging some temporary factors appear to be at play. According to the Labor Department, supply-related disruptions due to the Japanese earthquake are a factor. A new benefits program in Oregon and an unanticipated seasonal issue in New York also may have added to the outsized gain seen in the latest week. Thus the labor market remains poised for improvement; claims should trend back below 400,000 per week, as they did in the first quarter.

 

Damage to the labor market over the last several years, though, has been great. Counting both the regular UI program and extended and emergency benefits, there are 8 million unemployed workers; roughly half have been unemployed for greater than 26 weeks. Net job gains are forecast to average close to 200,000 per month this year and above 250,000 per month in 2012. Even at this pace, the labor market will take several years to recoup the losses suffered during the recession.

 

Zandi has no soul - Totally off topic - TD any insight on 'Yentervention' as you have named it? Where the hell is the G7? Last time the G7 officially intervened - no sign of the lads currently - any insight would be appreciated!

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:48 | 1242901 Silver Bug
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Wow, now that is horrendous. Luckily we have a unlimited amount of food stamps! This is just sad, when not even CNBC tries to spin it, the propaganda network.

 

Economist, I believe have proven, they are obsolete, at least the Keynesian ones. When have they been right in the past ten years? At all!

 

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Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:48 | 1242905 silvertrain
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Arent alot of those people on unemployment comming off about now? The 99'ers as there called..

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 11:20 | 1243385 Alex Kintner
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Yup. Most completed their 99 week tour in the past few months. Another million will lose UI benefits between now and June. It's a good news story because it will really improve the official unemployment rate. ;-)

 

2009 Jobloss by month chart

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/jobs_nov.png

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:47 | 1242907 lizzy36
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Leisman is holding a CB circle jerk tomorrow. As per usual taxpayers and savers, will be left eating the cracker.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:52 | 1242909 SheepDog-One
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We need to create 300,000 jobs a month just to stay even. This is total utter central bankster planning *FAIL*.

I'll put it this way- If I had presented anything that has gone on from the FED in a freshman Econ 101 class, I would have gotten an 'F' and told to retake.

They can spin it all they like, but at this point even a damn moron can see this is all a joke.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:05 | 1242982 darteaus
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SD-1:

Minor quibble:  These are job losses, and, as you probaly know, jobs created are something else.  So, if GM lays off 400K workers, and HP hires 500K workers, the unemployment numbers will show and increase of roughly 400K - eventhough the economy is getting an increase of 100K jobs.

-- dart

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:26 | 1243073 SheepDog-One
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So, youre saying we're actually creating far more than 800K jobs a month then? Somethin tells me 'nah'.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 11:15 | 1243338 SirIssacNewton
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Are you counting the 62,000 high quality jobs that McDonalds just created?  Wait a minute.... they are all part-time jobs...oh and the people that already work there are getting less hours.  So, 62,000 part time jobs...... and a reduction of 20,000 full-time McDonalds jobs to part-time status.  Ding Ding Ding.... McDonalds wins...now, they don't have to pay benefits like health care.  McDonalds has just helped create more working poor.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 11:29 | 1243434 Alex Kintner
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Don't forget 100,000 new workers enter the labor force each month due to population reaching working age.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:21 | 1243060 Abitdodgie
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So you mean they are lying to us?

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:50 | 1242910 Rusty Shorts
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haaaahahahaaaa the truth is coming out...watch it before it disappears - i know o/t.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuqZfaj34nc

 

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 09:55 | 1242937 augie
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wow. I have heard nothing about this. Thank you for the video. My opinion of Gaddafi has just changed from conviction sell to neutral.

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