Chinese Pai Gow Tables Turned Upside Down

RobotTrader's picture

After millions of unemployed Chinese opened daytrading accounts and started gunning stocks for a living, they were all taken to the cleaners and given haircuts.

Such is the life in a casino. Win big for a few days, then lose everything. Never underestimate the gambling fever among the Reds.

Meanwhile, while everything was getting smoked here in the U.S., investors seemed to seek refuge in the worst of the worst CRE-infected, diseased, impaired banks such as Citibank, Regions, and BB&T.

Even CIT was getting bought up today.

As predicted, bonds were well bid today, and yields fell back just in time for the next big flotation of new confetti by Uncle Sam.

Other than that, a pretty boring day, where stocks were basically pinned in a flatline. Must be where “Maxpain” is. Goldman is assured to make sure nobody, I mean nobody, cashes in a profit prior to options expiration.

Overall, I was expecting much worse, damage seemed to be limited. Must be a huge amount of puts as well as calls which Goldman has to throw into the bonfire the next few days.

One more thing, IBD replaced No. 99 and No. 100 in its top 100 list over the weekend. The new picks are DDRX and DTG. Classic “rear view” analysis by Wm. O’Neil. Funny he should add those two to the list after they are up 2600% off the lows. LOL….

Unable to post any pictures or charts today, for some reason, that function has been disabled for now.

Hey, Marla??

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Gilgamesh's picture

FXI and IFN looking quite sick.  Heck, IFN is back to almost oversold level (and what I think was post-election opening price).


I can't wait for one more down day, and the interviews on CNBC about how oversold India stocks are now.

Anonymous's picture

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Comrade de Chaos's picture

I expected nudes...
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Trader Joe's picture

Trading CIT is like having one of dem der money printin' machines, I mean

up 15%

down 40%

up 65%

down 30%

...on and it goes....I love that stock


RobotTrader's picture

For some reason, no more pictures able to be posted.

I had some good ones for today.

Marla changed something, no more formatting in the comment section.

Tyler Durden's picture

robo, not sure what has changed (nothing on our end). are you sure your rich text format is not enabled?

Gilgamesh's picture

Punishment for Kathy Lee.

MinnesotaNice's picture

Yes... I think you're are right... Kathy Lee just ruined the whole flow that day.

Sqworl's picture

The Chinese are degenerate gamblers..worse than junkies...not surprised at all.

Steak's picture

Hey now, PaiGow Poker was THE game to play when I was last in Vegas.  Yeah I lost a little but I was able to play for HOURS while getting stuffed on free drinks.  $10 minimum and a million ways to push and let it ride.

Within view of the Planet Hollywood Pleasure Pit, twas fabulous.

Anonymous's picture

Ahh... the pleasure pit. I had a good run there at the black jack tables. Too bad I crapped out several hours later.

Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up shake em, watch as the casino breaks em with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven, Seven even back do lil' yoe

dark pools of soros's picture

pai gow is always the chill spot - the best addition to it was a table in vegas that allowed the players to decide if they want to be part of the roll off after the hand for all the pushers...  if you so decide, one player of all the pushers gets to call ying or yang and a die is rolled by the dealer..  if guessed correctly, all pushers win..  if not, all pushers lose..   turns it into a mini craps table


so you can sit and push all night or join in on the instant gratification

Anonymous's picture

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Anonymous's picture

i couldn't read this post in the absence of pics

eggy123's picture

I think my new ad blocker is blocking hot chick pics. Damn Firefox plugins.

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RobotTrader's picture

Hey Tyler, which Input Format do I use to be able to post photos, etc.?

eggy123's picture

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Anonymous's picture

Chinese no buy Toilet Bills, crash Chinese equity market.

Tripps's picture

robottrader is awesome, hilarious.


keep it up dude

Thurgy's picture

Godzilla step on market.  Me chinese, me play joke.  Me put pee-pee in your coke.

Anonymous's picture

i'm gonna 'give' you ALL a stock market tip -

Wells Fargo ain't well at all seems that there is a growing freeze-out of their 'debit cards' !!! yes, funded funds
not now being accepted, seems, too, that they have been, since December 2008 holding up 'clearing' deposits into private accounts, i personally had $200,000 from Bank America good money cashier cheque held for ransom for THREE weeks before allowing me access to my own money in my own Wells Fargo Account,

Ah, but its not over, just last week, i deposited two each $4999.00 checks to replenish my slush accounts - debit cards and checking Wells Fargo...good money Schwab Bank checks, clearable via Federal Reserve San Francisco overnight, no problem Wells Fargo, counter person said 5 days hold, then an email from Wells Fargo, regards ONE of those checks, 'more than five days'

Well thats it! Sticking to Schwab Bank, yes even FDIC insured (the bank funds) and no toxic waste either

Beware the Witch - it ain't over with the banks, not even, really begun to be over with...

So, likewise the 'New Chinese' you racist bastards think they are dumb, taken for a 'haircut' well sophisticated fools of America, investment wise, you got some expensive schooling coming up really really soon

You all deserve it, greater fools, you