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Wed, 07/15/2009 - 15:31 | Link to Comment Hondo
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Waiting to hear how the taxpayer is going to get screwed this time.......can't wait.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/15/2009 - 16:38 | Link to Comment crazyjerrygarcialover (not verified)
Wed, 07/15/2009 - 15:44 | Link to Comment economessed
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Step 1:  Halt trading.

Step 2:  Inject billions of dollars.

Step 3:  Develop story about "Too big to fail" followed by "Saving millions of jobs in a tough economy".

Step 4:  Raise salaries and bonuses of workers.

Step 5:  Settle GS CDOs and CDS' at 100% of par.

Step 6:  Resume CIT trading, run stock up 700%

Step 7:  Switch 24/7 media attention to dead celebrity.

Step 8:  Profit.

 

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 15:51 | Link to Comment joann
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Rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat ... who's your daddy.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 16:09 | Link to Comment andy55
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Hah, nice!  Also, I'd insert the step where Obama assures everyone on TV what a good deal it is for America. 

Bonus points for the dead celebrity (but let's not forget the optional path of spotlighting a financial strawman/distraction ala Madoff, Sanford, etc).

 

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 16:11 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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that is fricking great

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 16:45 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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hillarious!

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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BO will hold a press conference claiming that he is saving thousands of small businesses / millions of jobs with his $15B rescue loan to CIT.

 

Shortly followed by an appointment of a Small Business Financing Czar.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/15/2009 - 16:46 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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Its a sad day when were looking up to the French as to what we should be doing =(

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 16:01 | Link to Comment spekulatn
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Don't forget a first pitching czar and a non-fat lady blue jeans czar.

 

 

"MARK IT ZERO,DUDE"

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/15/2009 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Ajas
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What news?  Is anyone else seeing them quoted at a penny?

I guess they made a deal... FDIC must've bought itself a shiny new bank.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 16:11 | Link to Comment deadhead
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on the zh blogspot, someone said there was a 4MM dump just before the halt....ran it to a penny.  I'm confused about this.....if they are going to be bailed, i don't understand the apparent wipeout (and it seems all signs were pointing to a bailout)....

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/15/2009 - 23:07 | Link to Comment 3Gonads
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 I always notice a flurry of "Glad I" posts everywhere whenever something bad happens.

 

 

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 16:03 | Link to Comment curbyourrisk
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i'm guessing they take an 79.99% stake in company. Backstop the losses... a 1:20 reverse split. lol

 

 

I second that!

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 16:11 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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I'm impressed you're still posting updates - while in police custody.  But I thought you had moved on to bigger targets, like 85 Broad...

 

  Police: 'Fight Club' inspired NYC Starbucks blast

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D99F2FVG1&show_article=1

 

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 16:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 07/15/2009 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Comrade de Chaos
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I think they will be delivered on a golden plate to more "worthy" (better connected) player.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 07/15/2009 - 16:34 | Link to Comment Comrade de Chaos
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"A bailout pool should be started. Who will be next?"

 

I fear a sign "GAME OVER" will be next, or rather will appear soon.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 16:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 07/15/2009 - 18:11 | Link to Comment I need more cowbell
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CIT told to pound sand. Perhaps Barney was slobbering the wrong knob.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 18:13 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 07/15/2009 - 18:14 | Link to Comment decon
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OBAMA; I seem to have dropped my bar of CIT soap, could you pick it up for me?

 

TAXPAYER: Sure. ( Last understandable words!)

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 18:26 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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