Citi Expects A 76% Haircut On Greek Debt (And 95% If Country Waits 4 Years) For Debt/GDP Ratio Back Down To 60%

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Sat, 04/23/2011 - 06:58 | 1198654 cossack55
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Barber Bitchezzzz!!!!

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 07:12 | 1198667 thatthingcanfly
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Why is it "cool" to regurgitate a random byte from the article and punctuate it with the (misspelled) word for a female dog?

I mean it. I really don't get it. Why is something like this present for EVERY ZH article?

Do these people really not have anything intelligent to add? How do they keep getting the CAPTCHA problem right?

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 07:34 | 1198689 cossack55
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Tradition. Get over it.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 09:12 | 1198786 Thorlyx
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Traditionz, Bitchez

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 07:38 | 1198695 smlbizman
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why do people like you care so much......just shut the fuck up and enjoy zh.....

 

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 09:45 | 1198831 King_of_simpletons
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“That’s the tight rope that the Federal Reserve will be walking next week,” he said. “If QE simply ends, that’s a change in policy, that’s going to make many markets roll over and they are going to avoid that. Anything short of QE3 is going to be called higher interest rates.”

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/fed-bernanke-on-investors-radar-next-week-2011-04-22

QE3 and then QE4 by the end of this year.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 07:46 | 1198705 css1971
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Culchur. Innit.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 09:58 | 1198849 Hansel
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Respek.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 07:45 | 1198707 traderjoe
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Why do you care so much? It's pretty easy to skip over a short comment.

If you really wanna know, IMHO it's a bit of harmless sophmoric humor that provides a little catharsis in a frustrating world and is a minor tradition that binds a community together.

I wasn't around for the very beginning, but think it started with Chumbawamba saying "gold bitchez" in response to some articles, which represented his investment advice and vote of no-confidence in the system - which turned out to be rather foresightful.

But feel free to be a sourpuss about it.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 08:38 | 1198758 smlbizman
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please forgive the off topic question...

do open interest numbers from the comex just represent the amount of short contracts purchased that day?

thank you

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 10:51 | 1198914 traderjoe
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I'd have to see exactly what number you were referring to, but typically Open Interest represents the number of outstanding contracts at a particular point in time. For every short position, there must be a corresponding long position, so the number represents either the number of short contracts or the number of longs (since they are equal). In that sense, futures are a zero sum game - for every winner there is a loser. 

Open interest numbers sometimes are listed with a net change for the day, which shows how many contracts were opened or closed that day. 

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 23:23 | 1200275 Votewithabullet
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That was me in the rainbow flops and I picked it and flicked it. Sophomoric has 3 "o"s. Fucking awesome.Who says chicks cant add to the conversation.

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 13:22 | 1204096 smlbizman
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thanks joe....

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 08:51 | 1198769 thatthingcanfly
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Why I care is immaterial.

Sophomoric has three "o's."

Catharsis may be realized in other ways that actually express an idea, e.g. the video clip Tyler posted yesterday of the 2-minute rant about the Barry Dunham administration's mismanagement of the economy. Contrast with "__(insert sound byte)__ bitchez!"

Putting up a Christmas Tree with lights on it in December is "tradition." Shooting fireworks on the 4th of July is "tradition." Typing a stupid repetitive comment on a weblog is not "tradition." Words have meanings, folks. While you're at it, look up the word, "community."

By resorting to ad hominem, e.g. "sourpuss," and "biggest dick of the day (see below)," y'all are demonstrating that you know there is no legitimate objection to what I typed above. And as a side-note, indulging in obscenity for its own sake is what conditions Americans (Brits too) into obnoxious Jerks who think it's OK to tour the Sistene Chapel wearing an untucked message T-shirt, baggy cargo shorts, and a pair of flip-flops.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 09:07 | 1198783 Gordon Freeman
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OK, I'll bite--go fuck yourself!  Happy, now?

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:10 | 1198955 thatthingcanfly
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Ad hominem.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:31 | 1199006 redpill
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Of course it is, and you deserve it.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 09:11 | 1198788 Trillax
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I bet your a blast at parties... yeesh.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:09 | 1198957 thatthingcanfly
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Ad hominem.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:34 | 1199012 redpill
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Spam some more ya dumb fuck, with any luck you'll be disappeared soon.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 09:16 | 1198794 Tim White
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Yes Miss Pasternack

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:11 | 1198960 thatthingcanfly
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Ad hominem.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 10:02 | 1198856 smlbizman
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you are exactly correct....from now on we will all live to your standards....please advise us on how to act to reach the level of performance that will make you proud

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:10 | 1198962 thatthingcanfly
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Ad hominem.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:06 | 1198941 traderjoe
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Wow.Just.Wow. 

There's too much irony in your statement to bother responding directly, beyond saying it must be nice up there on your 'high horse'. 

To most all of my fellow ZH'ers - thank you for the education, the sanity in an insane world, my new found appreciation for physical precious metals (real money with no counter-parties and no debt), my greater sense of calm as my preparations proceed, etc.

To those I say:

Thank you, Bitchez.

Community, Bitchez. 

Donate to ZH, Bitchez. 

Silver, Bitchez. 

Gold, Bitchez.

Spread the Word, Bitchez.

 

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:14 | 1198968 thatthingcanfly
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Ad hominem, but with good advice imbedded.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 12:26 | 1199154 Hephasteus
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Ad hominen, but with good advice imbedded = gold bitchez!!!

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:08 | 1198945 Spastica Rex
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Boring.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:09 | 1198961 Ahmeexnal
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"Sistene Chapel"

 

Now you ignorant retard, pick up a pencil, and write 2 pagefulls of how it's written correctly:

SISTINE CHAPEL

SISTINE CHAPEL

 

Obnoxious jerks like you should STFU.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:16 | 1198972 thatthingcanfly
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It's hard to take you seriously, but I'll acknowledge the embarrassing typo. "Sistine" it is.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 14:12 | 1199399 Hephasteus
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Well good. When things won't humble themselves they have to be humiliated.

Like how you legitimized one tradition and illegitimized another tradition.

This is called CULTivation of CULTure. And the reason why conspirers charge everybody with conspiracy and cult leaders acuse everybody of being cultists. And why mainstream media is simply the biggest most conforming cult that outpowers other smaller cults through parroting and ego extension.

The reason putting up christmas lights is "legitimate" is because it replaced an established cult with a new cult that overtook the old cults calendar planner. Easter is simply a cult overtaking the previous maypole cult who overtook the previous planting cycle cult. The maypole cult would wrap several ribbons around a pole and it was a kind o of a symbolic representation of dna, It was replaced with a staff and a couple of snakes. Like the old cult was stupid and didn't get something and the new cult added some new information to the belief that was superior.

The sistine chapel thing you mention is simply the cult leaders trying to make some intangible asset such as genious or something out of someone or some group of artists. It's a collective thing they do in order to make the paintings that they own more "valuable". It's constantly going on. I mean seriously you want me to think cambell's soup cans in different colors is art.

It's the bastardization of improvement and growth. Like a pole with ribbons wrapping is improved with a snake wrapping a staff. And art is somehow worthy of respect and getting dressed up for because you want to try to attract it and get it to give you a blow job or something.

This kind of stuff goes on and on and eventually you have it expressed as some crap like oral b toothbrushes. Where sticking the nylon bristles into nylon stick in a differnt angle is scientifically better and they keep doing it over and over until the valuation of the toothbrush goes from 45 cents to 8 dollars and then people get tired of the shit and just want to buy the toothbrush so they can cut it into a shiv and jam it into someones eye and say something like keep foreign objects outside of your brain or it will make you stupid.

And you're angry because gold bitches is a counter culture that cultivates resistance to a present culture that is harming a great fucking deal of people and everyones sick of it. So now that you've discovered the disagreement heiarchy and think you have some kind of great new powerful gun to go shoot your mouth off with. Now you have to discover the cult heiarchy and how it roots and branches to produce suckers and low hanging fruit.

Fuck your sistine chapel.

Refutation - Specifically refutes said chapel with penis.

Now don't you just feel like a jackass with a farming for dummies manual.

So here. Enjoy some cult culture and counter culture humor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m-8l3V38Ps

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:16 | 1198971 DeweyLeon
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lol, you're like the Les Nesman of trolls.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:26 | 1199001 thatthingcanfly
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Spastica Rex is right... for the wrong reason, of course; but one can't have his expectations set too high, can he?

 

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:52 | 1199067 UninterestedObserver
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"And as a side-note, indulging in obscenity for its own sake is what conditions Americans (Brits too) into obnoxious Jerks who think it's OK to tour the Sistene Chapel wearing an untucked message T-shirt, baggy cargo shorts, and a pair of flip-flops."

You admit that it "offends you" because of your beliefs regarding obscenity. Others here call you a "dickhead" because they believe anyone with your belief is a "dickhead".

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 13:48 | 1199360 thatthingcanfly
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You have read without understanding, then mischaracterized what I said, then demonstrated your inability to construct a valid analogy. Impressive.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 14:41 | 1199440 UninterestedObserver
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Wrong and you're still a dickhead so fuck off and buy gold bitch(ez)

Mon, 04/25/2011 - 04:45 | 1202685 thames222
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please cease.  thank you.

 

 

www.forecastfortomorrow.com

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 13:53 | 1199370 Calmyourself
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Frankly, what is more immaterial is your sophmoronic (sp) cultural commentary, we have bigger things to worry about. So once your done with your spell check,your dictionary diktats, and decorum lessons say something relevant about economics or the massive ponzi scheme we are embroiled in or go away.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 07:58 | 1198714 praps
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Preferably alliterative and with two double syllables. It's a form or poetry really.

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 08:14 | 1198731 hardcleareye
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Perhaps this is the verbalization of a young insecure boy that is unsure of his species preferences (nothing like porkin the pooch, or so I am told, not being of that gender)?  Some men never grow up.... <lol and rolls eyes>

Seriously, it is difficult to "add tone" and "inflection"  in a blog and this word is intended to convey approval, astonishment, "you got it right" "this is really cool man"..etc.., this expression is NOT used with the intent to be a "deogatory comment aimed at women". 

Look on the bright side, we could be in Australia, were no offense would be intended if someone called you a "funny cunt",

 "when used with a positive qualifier (good, funny, clever, etc.) in countries such as Britain, New Zealand and Australia, it conveys a positive sense of the object or person referred to.[6]"

Human communications are inherently flawed... and life is short...

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 08:35 | 1198752 Miss Expectations
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Regurgitate Bitchez!

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 09:06 | 1198782 Almost Solvent
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++++

Sun, 04/24/2011 - 19:15 | 1201846 malek
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Ad hominem bitchez!  (That's my first "bitchez" post ever, but that had to be said.)

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 07:11 | 1198668 imaginalis
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About time the bondholders got some Greek

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 07:45 | 1198706 falak pema
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The Barber of Seville is already occupied full time with Hidalgos of Santander Espagna. Those of Lisbonna have a hard boner working overtime on Socrates and his Pintos. That only leaves the Turks to send their Yatagan merchants to Athens to shave their Greek friends down to their dry nuts dipped in olive oil. What a moussaka, houmous and dolmates pot pourri this will be!

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:59 | 1199085 Tail Dogging The Wag
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"Investors need to diversify, they need to own some real estate, they need to own some farmland, they need to own some equities, some cash, and some precious metals..."   Marc Faber —Investment analyst

Got real estate and farmland outside your home country yet?

http://www.thorssoncapital.weebly.com

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 22:18 | 1200208 banksouttacontrol
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Beer Bitchezzzz!!!! and gold, silver, hogbellies and Bitches Bitchezzz!!!

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 06:58 | 1198655 traderjoe
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Leo, what should I do now with those Greek bonds you told me to buy? /s

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 09:08 | 1198785 Popo
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Don't worry,  I'm sure that little ol' 95% haircut is priced in to the market already.   

Sat, 04/23/2011 - 09:20 | 1198795 Gordon Freeman
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Not just priced in--it's incredibly bullish, doncha know?  David Tepper told me so...

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