Citi On Possible USD Surprises From Today's Overhyped FOMC Conference

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NOTW777's picture

when does bernank swear under oath again that he wont monetize

Fish Gone Bad's picture

The Bernank, like Geithner, and so many others, enjoy the privilege of being able to talk out of both sides of their mouths.

Cindy_Dies_In_The_End's picture

These publically aired conferences always go to fuck. Ben sweated like a fool on 60 Minutes. They rarely look like they actually really believe the swill they shovel and the desperation and sleepless nights seep out from the micro expressions on their faces.

 

Bullish for stocks, silver, and ammo, very bearish for the unwashed masses.

Rogerwilco's picture

Everybody talks about this but IIRC, the Fed Chairman is not under oath when testifying before Congress.

4realmoney's picture

What's going to happen if the dollar drops further?! Look at premiums for bullion already. Silver Eagles are selling at a premium of $5.49 already on APMEX. Tulving just bumped up his prices to $4.79! It's crazy. Look at the comparison?! It's nuts!

http://www.goldshark.com/silver/search/results.html?t=500&ms=oz&mt=silve...

SheepDog-One's picture

While PM's trade in a range tighter than bonds now, availability is nill and premiums on a $45 item are now $6 over advertised price? Banana republic.

SheepDog-One's picture

How The Bernank can throw out a positive, I have no idea. All he can do is more of the same 'while things steadily improve, monetizing everything in sight with billions daily at ZIRP must continue in extended timeline fashion'.
WTF!

DeadFred's picture

What do these statements mean anyway?  I think that behind closed doors someone or someones already know where they will take the dollar and after the fact the commentators will opine how Bernanke's statement was not emphatic enough or somesuch to explain the move.  But what do I know.

SheepDog-One's picture

Well maybe this press conference has nothing to with FED policy at all but reporters will put questions to Ben about beard grooming and chrome-dome polishing techniques?

Creed's picture

dollar already up mildy pre speech, the insiders are making money again

Monday1929's picture

Again, who cares what a failed, insolvent bank or its failed employees think?

tmosley's picture

Only the idiots who still have their worthless paper.

And those who are paid in it.  Like me :(

SheepDog-One's picture

USD 73.7, real strong dollar policy kickin ass.

oogs66's picture

if everyone long Eur, Big Ben comes out hawkish, and Greece actually defaults (bonds crushed again today), are we set up for a massive stock bitch slap?

SheepDog-One's picture

Well, any mere mention that the free money spigot is being turned to less flow and the whole Ponzi goes into sell mode.
They can pump on zero volume, lets see what happens when everyone places a 'sell' order. Wont be pretty with no buyers!

disabledvet's picture

"Fukushima" and "the explosion of a massive debt crisis at the heart of Europe."  Needless to say "those areas know a little bit about monetizing debts."  I believe it was invented in Europe actually.  But "whose debt" exactly?  I'm looking for the numbers "in this age of transparancy."

6 String's picture

Citi's Steven Englander looks at today's so overblown FOMC statement it is getting ridiculous now, and gives some hypotheticals that could result in some strength (lol) or further weakness

Well, when ZH starts pounding too hard, you just know it's about to reverse course. Therefore, it's almost a sure bet the dollar will bounce.

SheepDog-One's picture

Reverse course? Announce end of QE free money spigot and raise rates? GREAT! Go ahead, I dare ya Ben!
The Bernankes only option is to continue Maniacal Monetization policy, only idiots will be fooled by any 'hawkish talk'. Dollar goin down to Chinatown, literally.

6 String's picture

I said reverse course for a bounce, not a permament move higher. I'm tellin ya, pay attention. When ZH hits something too hard, it reverses. Almost quaranteed.

The contraian (sp?) in me says that there will be a bounce. Everyone believes the dollar has broken support so freefall is in place. Hardly. What will happen is it will bounce as the pessimism near term peaks.

Watch and learn.

SheepDog-One's picture

I see so 'reverse course' by lying about ending QE and raising rates? Lets see if China buys it, and reverses their dollar pessimism and halts dumping $2 trillion in UST's.

6 String's picture

Yeah, you know, I actually wish the Chinese would just get on with it. I don't know why they want to let American's live so fat off their labor. The Chinese dumping 2 trillion in treasuries would be awesome and I wish they would begin rigth after today's FOMC conference frankly.

I am so sick of everthing--Teppers best voice, EVERYTHING, being so artificial and bogus. China's move could begin the cleansing process if they'd just fucking do it. I think the Chinese are far larger pussies than everyone gives them credit for....I mean, seriously, bring it. Sell you treasuries already goddmannit.

Of course, it'll turn out to be more worthless noise.

Creed's picture

The contraian (sp?) in me says that there will be a bounce. Everyone believes the dollar has broken support so freefall is in place. Hardly. What will happen is it will bounce as the pessimism near term peaks.

 

+1

silver on sale shortly

InconvenientCounterParty's picture

Bernake, Wollfowitz, Rumsfeld, Cheney, Bush.

A long line of misunderstood American patriots.

SheepDog-One's picture

Go ahead and hint at tightening, I dare ya FED!

the grateful unemployed's picture

tightening is definitely on the table, jawboning mostly. it would be candid of the Fed to say that raising rates a quarter point won't make much difference. But the point of the exercise is it imply more tightening and let the markets do the work for you. 

the official line is that the economy is growing, that is dogma, with a caveat about employment still not being as robust as we would like.

the real issue is the deficit and how can you keep printing money? (we're not printing money, did anyone find a bill with my name on it, was the ink wet?) 

QE3 is a real bomb, and Bernanke might let it slip here, that he doesn't intend to continue, but taking some steam out of the stock market, so you can put it back again, that's his plan. he doesn't want to be so obvious that daytraders in their pajammas can game his every move. A couple hundred points on the DJIA, and then BTFD. easy enough really.

Once before Bernanke said the dollar was none of his business. he might say that again. preached about fiscal responsibility out of one side of his mouth, and warn the Congress about not raising the debt ceiling on the other. vintage Greenspeak.

 

Rogerwilco's picture

There will be no mention of weakness in the economy or a weak dollar. He will declare victory for Fed policies to-date and make it clear that rates are headed higher.

the grateful unemployed's picture

the economy is strong, but we have to keep ZIRP to maintain growth. (feel the market love, DJIA 36K bitchez)

buzzsaw99's picture

if he was honest he would say:

 

dxy to 70

snp to 1500

2011 jpm bonuses $25B

Dr. Impossible's picture

...Amero announcement?

AldoHux_IV's picture

It's all just masturbation in the end-- thanks Shiti.

hamstercheese's picture

will someone please explain to me this move in the 30 year bond, as tweeted by ZH...

http://plixi.com/photos/original/96490211